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I'm absolutely fed up with all this nonsensical bullcrap about Chuck Norris! He's not superhuman, he's just a man who happens to be fairly good at martial arts. He can't perform miracles you know.
If Chuck Norris is all that, then may he reach across the internet and start smashing my face against my keybaordsqaDJIA qI0TW2008W20Q23 [q kfq[ q 9UR U9Q9UUT9ZJHHjJjjjfwf kwqk9R3U32Q]]F]EFGLSL [W[ T3WT 4W3 -A-
Chuck Norris isn't so tough, if he was he'd come to my house and shove my face on my keyboagcd3ieoruhaghgvd'z , gjao'sapor okggtkdskljgf5e9r0w[jt,vbpa,cvbph
she asked him politely to make a picture with his son, because her son is first time ice skating (pnonetically : ´brucelee´), but chuck things, that she´s calling him bruce lee, and he replied "no, chuck norris" :-)
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Chuck Norris isnt real. if he was, he would come into my room and band my head on the keyboarsdfkjhnskdjlfhlskjdfnlksjdblnfisjbhflsbhdfljhskdjfhklsjdbjfklasdbfkljasö ksjdbalskdjb ald
Isesun21 1 week ago
NEXT DAY THE LADY WAS FOUND DEAD
kisame975 1 week ago
3 people died after disliking the video
cyianite 1 week ago
Darth Vader said no disintegrations, but this doesn't apply to Chuck Norris
Gasssolo 2 weeks ago
Carlos Ray "Chuck"Norris was born on May 6, 1945.
on May 7, 1945 the Germans surrendered.
COINCIDENCE?
i don't think so.
sherkan8 3 weeks ago 12
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I'm absolutely fed up with all this nonsensical bullcrap about Chuck Norris! He's not superhuman, he's just a man who happens to be fairly good at martial arts. He can't perform miracles you know.
If Chuck Norris is all that, then may he reach across the internet and start smashing my face against my keybaordsqaDJIA qI0TW2008W20Q23 [q kfq[ q 9UR U9Q9UUT9ZJHHjJjjjfwf kwqk9R3U32Q]]F]EFGLSL [W[ T3WT 4W3 -A-
seconddeath41 3 weeks ago
The 2 people who disliked were never heard from again
malestorm95 3 weeks ago
Never dislike a chuck Norris video or U what u will get
Maurodx4 3 weeks ago
chuck norris challenged the mona lisa to a staring contest and won
mainebackwoodsboy 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris is so tough, when he hit the ice, it broke!
Lieu3C4 1 month ago
@Lieu3C4 no it didnt broke, the ice turns into gold
anonymous133711 1 month ago
Chuck Norris isn't so tough, if he was he'd come to my house and shove my face on my keyboagcd3ieoruhaghgvd'z , gjao'sapor okggtkdskljgf5e9r0w[jt,vbpa,cvbph
YouDoNotTalkAboutFC1 1 month ago 5
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Chuck Norris throw the granate and kill 50 people and than granate explode ;)
mcjanez 2 months ago
1 человеку не понравилось это видео.....это Чак Норрис!
MrPavluhoo 2 months ago
1 person was killed from chick norris
mrmemox406 2 months ago
how many takes did this require?.
laterdudesaint 2 months ago
she asked him politely to make a picture with his son, because her son is first time ice skating (pnonetically : ´brucelee´), but chuck things, that she´s calling him bruce lee, and he replied "no, chuck norris" :-)
jadeoasis 2 months ago 18
@jadeoasis
thanks for the translation brother!
SemperOptimarus 1 month ago
This stupid chuck norris....
TheAtak47 2 months ago
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TheAtak47 2 months ago
20 Years later that kids became pregnant with the spawn of Norris.
BansheeMilk 3 months ago
After this Commercial CHUCK NORRIS FUCK THIS BITCH!^^
xXxKINGLJxXx 3 months ago
brusli = to skate
djsonicc 3 months ago
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djsonicc 3 months ago
She is lucky he didnt eat her kid
wapata8 4 months ago 92
@wapata8 He only eat women, he's not gay you know..
EmilxLollipop 2 months ago
That lady will be sorely missed.
ZAMGimBORED 10 months ago 80