Techno Viking Original

[alrags1979]

The story? The T V needs no story. He just does as he pleases.

[DeviateMonster]

I'm interested in the story leading up to this.

[Katastrophenstaat]

THiS iS GERMANY!!! WHOOOHOOO FUCK PARADE!!!

[plantland1]

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[plantland1]

Man I thought this was the after party for Reign of Fire with Matthew McConaughey tripping

[TheSolder777]

lmao

[remote363]

Yes.. i love the weird part of youtube XD... p[(o.o)]q

[elineXpluisje]

He's a legend!

[MeGiiS1]

Techno Viking is strange, but Coool ;D

[1deepstar]

I like him better with Safety Dance as the sound track....

[gsk323]

Manieczki!! Cała Polska ręce w górę xD

[1980Polak]

@gsk323

Moja obsesja nie sięga tak daleko, bym twierdził, że oprócz buraków nie ma wokół nas innych form życia. Ale czasem ogarnia mnie niepokój na myśl, że może buraków jest więcej. Skoro jednak burak burakowi burakiem, to jest nadzieja, że kiedyś wytłuką się nawzajem. Pozdro All

[AmateurD0C]

...When I become an adult, I'm so going to attempt to become TechnoViking's apprentice.

[coldkiller0077]

He reminds me of olaf

[TeckFox]

1. song:

Panderator - Cruise Control

2.song:

Benji3O3 - Techno Viking 2 (Baltic Frontier)

[MrOpiumDubs]

*titty bounce* *titty bounce* *titty bounce* *titty bounce* *titty bounce* *titty bounce* *titty bounce* *titty bounce* *titty bounce*

[RussianWhiteWinter]

that video was always weird for me .....

[seanharms88]

This is how I'm going to get married.

[BradTroika]

He has sub woofers in his chest.

[TheDoinik]

polacy pora przejmować

[PuShLoller96]

From Skyrim with Love.

[sopranos621]

0:50 You are too fucked up to have sex with viking girls. Go home to cook for me.

[jackblap]

100 guys like that could invade a small country

[GraigJ2008]

@jackblap With dance moves like that... they could take america.

[Pranat69]

here we can se that Drugs are good! xD

[38columbo38]

This is the way how they invaded Europe from Scandinavia :)))

[HaHaHaHaralda]

Was hat er genommen ? Speed und Ectasy natürlich . ;))

[pointerMW2]

das ist ja sogar in deutschland :D wusste ich bis jetzt garnicht^^

[pointerMW2]

@pointerMW2

bzw in einem deutschsprachigen land...

[mangsho]

Coolest fucking Viking ever

[emtec1231]

was hat der andere eigentlich getan das er ihn fortgeschickt hat? hat er die alte begrabscht???

[Puchinbola]

So ... wtf is this about.

[darkhummy]

I like how he just takes shit from people (water bottle, leaflet) without looking at them haha.

[MrDmitry30]

Нехуёво их прёт!

[mortierox]

I wish I could be just a mere fraction of his badass...

[jepherson707]

THE PILLS KICK IN AROUND 1:30 SECONDS

[Diabloke2701]

cocaine ... one hell of a drug ...

[MrMetalwolf08]

this is how I walk down the hallways at my school I kid you not

[WatiTheChef]

Is the bass coming out of his pecs or what?

[Milecarful]

Fus ro... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[ludibajko]

sto s' lud?

[TotalMagna]

anyone know the song that starts @ 2:10

[025Stan]

@TotalMagna its winstan - save change and exit

[TotalMagna]

@025Stan thanks

[JackScrolls]

@025Stan I LOVEYOU 025Stan!!!! ahahhah finally i found it!

[025Stan]

@JackScrolls np ^^

[neckbraic]

Leader of the Pakt......

[Schwibbel96]

omg ! he is fucking beast :D

[MrDJ2105]

what...what...what is actually happening? xD

[amaffmaheid]

theres never a tram when you need one ....

[Sicalin]

imagine him, with 2 knifes and ninja's attacking, he'd be fuckin amazon at that

[kudLo6]

1:05 EPIC! :D

[77NightshadE77]

When does the Techno Viking takes an arrow in his knee?

[InsertSarcasmHere]

@77NightshadE77 Techno Viking doesn't take an arrow to the knee, The Arrow takes Techno Viking in its shaft.

[dqdopen4o]

dude WTF is in that water?

[BouncePounce]

Thor.

[fucktube94]

I find the people in people in background Instesting

[MrMexikoi]

Cool ;)

[AngelCaught]

Techno Viking ist the Father of Tectonik!

[SuperSzlachcic]

does he know is so fukin popular??

[Ragkantos]

What a beast :O

[Dan4USCTroy]

Jack Lambert running the streets in europe now..

[Temojikato]

Who the fuck is that dude and why are they giving him free shit? XD

[GundamDeathScythe11]

0:57 TECHNO VIKING ANGRY!!!!!

[Herford001]

love parade berlin



[BossHoneycutt]

This guy just appears out of the hay with a water, just drifts in like he could sense that there were worthy deeds that needed reward.

[MrMasterarms]

I don't know but this guy is epic to the core! the way he points his finger up makes me shit my pants

[konoha93]

BROMACIA!

[InsertSarcasmHere]

Dammit, I can't find any torrents for the first song D:

[Zan219]

combine chuck norris with every actor in the expendables and all 300 spartans from the movie then you can begin to match the badassness of techno viking

[corduroy2000]

mindestens 2 ecstasy

[corduroy2000]

drugs...........

[Orcdave]

Im still wondering about this guy..............

[xXatomic2009Xx]

whoa its mattias from mercenaries!

[bobwhiskey]

you think his name is olaf, or gorden?

[Spawn72thomas]

Glad to finally see this back up... All hail Techno Viking.

[BertMouse]

German Psycho Viking.... ^^

[zethenrot1]

all young vikings want to grow to be like that beast

[SolingenSword]

his arm is much schrunken.

[einherjen]

Good thing he did'nt bring his axe!

[Syntax991]

as he pointed the finger at the screen i was afraid of dying

[galileo13]

i used to dance techno in the streets, but then i took a viking in the knee

[The2bigmelons]

that guy with black shirt think hes tough, but thers one he fears in that town in technovahkiin technoborn... TECH NO DAH!!

[lukenthan]

@The2bigmelons 'technoborn' lol :)

[foreverosa1]

Chuck Norris stayed home that day. He said he didn't think he was invited. Did you see what Techno Viking did to the Chuck Norris invitation?

[Avykins]

That aint a song playing. Thats his damn heart beat.

[shermandixon]

I used to dance like Techno Viking....until I took an arrow to the knee.

[Skinhead88gr]

Odin send him to Valhalla...

[MrRexxar777]

@Skinhead88gr It's not Valhalla/Walhalla. It's Walhall/Valhall.

By the way : Fuck 88!

[Skinhead88gr]

@MrRexxar777 Fuck your mother!

[mickdyer770]

That guys off his tits! he's no C

huck Norris!

[djbrowny100]

good luck trying to shazamm that shit

[speakl0uder]

Reminds me of a White version of Lytrell off of White Chicks.

[dougransley]

do they just drive around the streets blairing techno in europia?

[SH4D399]

His pec's are subwoofers. Lol

[SMILESZ2]

OMG he looks like Dolph Lundgren in 'Johnny Mnemonic' as the Street Preacher. kinda looked like jesus.

[ghjgdjgyd]

xD red and blue socks

[rockstar858]

@ghjgdjgyd good observation!

[Tennick12]

what was in that water

[superGottx]

yeahh whats the song at 02:08

[freitagrecordings]

@superGottx Winstan - Save Change and Exit (2nd Techno Viking song)

[XMidnightxWalk3rsX]

"I used to be a dancer like you....then I took an arrow to the knee..."

[K4inan]

Olaf

[LarrytheNooby]

Skyrim powered.

[bobwhiskey]

@LarrytheNooby he obviously hasn't taken an arrow to the knee yet

[caboin51]

What do you want to do after that...

[rickcain2320]

The original Alpha Male

[StupidMonkeyEatFruit]

WAHT IS THE SONG AT 2:08 !!!!

[TheDAMS22]

DE RETOUR LOL

[UltraPriestAB]

Chuck Norris VS Techno Viking

[victorianvampstudios]

What is this I don't even.

[lastverdance]

Am I the only one who pay attention the jiggling nipples?

[loktono]

i love how he kept that dude he yolked up in his line of sight the whole time, he either a) coped a feel, b) pick pocketed her, or c) is tripping balls off somthin... he might even had been security for that event XD or just kept him close to kick his ass later o_o

[grimetimes1]

im surprised he didnt club one of those broads over the head......then drag her by the hair to his Scandinavian ice lair.

[JMDub89]

FUS RO DAH!!!

[OblivionMod111]

wutz teh song

[seraphimthelight]

Always important to say hydrated with Ecstasy!

[filetemyoung83]

where was this, and why was i not there? god, I always miss the good things...

[malcolmpierce7]

Techno Viking does not move to the beat. The beat...moves to Techno Viking.

[CheesyxCrackers333]

all I could notice is his abs xD vicking abs

[LuckyST]

he was acting normal untill that guy gave him the bottle.... I wonder what drug was in that thing :D

[TribalSasquatch]

@LuckyST Nordic Mead with Juniper berries, good stuff, just don't get drunk off it, bad shit happens.

[timb0nic]

This is like an Academy Award winning directed film. It couldn't play out any better. Bravo.

[KroniklyStoned]

He staunched out the bully in the black tank top lol, dont mess with a viking with dreads on his face!

[mvc2demon]

LOVE THAT double base @ 3:14

[wherearemybones2]

@mvc2demon good call...im glad im not the only one that digs subtle shit like that

[stickymcstick]

song?

[enrac5]

What's the music here? What tune is this?

[DivideBuyZer0]

Mattias Nilsson IRL

[Cyriaque1000]

this is the gayest thing i ever seen ...

[exitcosmo1]

Kozak W hooj :)

[Spl4tter]

wie heißt der 2. track??

[freitagrecordings]

@Spl4tter Winstan - Save Change and Exit (2nd Techno Viking song)

[faintinglove]

Silly viking being silly.

[TeenAngst1]

hes a cool lookin motherfukker no lie lol

[TheDanStg]

2:04 - Co to?!

2:07 - Druga strona?!

2:09 - Chuj przecież i tak czytać nie potrafię ...

Dobry kolo;d

[MrAdrianWhatever]

mana potion @ 1:18

[MrPointer94]

@SuperNateclark Man you are the best! :D

[TheEllisander]

But will it blend?? :I

[PnutButter1986]

blatantly on mdma... viking food

[andreyfey]

I love how he starts walking and everyone follows him.

[burpyak]

hes a fan of the disco biscuits for sure



[majawba]

WTF is in the water at 1:27 and how do I get some?

[revthom1]

Du bist Los!!!!!!!

[WhoIsLarryS]

BEOWULF!

[DaveVonCarstein]

How have I ended up watching this and why do I like it?

[gerregerre]

druuugs

[gerregerre]

.. DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UGS!



[elinfiernoentusojos]

what do this people do for living?

[666milktray]

whats the name of the song? i love it

[GIitterPiss]

This Berlin Fuckparade took place on my 8th birthday.

Best.

Gift.

Ever.

[Serban23xD]

In the water bottle she's MD ahahahaha Pad of the war

[Hellbrokeluce]

Why is this guy not president yet???

[TheGarcia350]

@Hellbrokeluce of germany at least :P

[itzLeo]

Good luck with that

[comonion]

@itzLeo LOLd hard for your reply to Jacktibby2011 dude x)

[darthjump]

@itzLeo I think he means the dude in black top, not the VIKING :D

[TheGarcia350]

@Jacktibby2011 techno viking or the rude asshole who ran up to and crashed at the blue haired chick not even saying excuse me? techno viking rulez

[Shadowpoper]

@Jacktibby2011 He's killed you for 12 seconds...

[bonehead156]

@Jacktibby2011 imma laugh when he kicks your ass, make sure to post video.

[Jacktibby2011]

Lol he couldnt even bite my ankles

[Ezio1Creed]

I dont remember this part in Mercenaries 2. Thumbs up for Mattias Nilsson...

[ricardozs1983]

0:40-1:10 i think he stopped the guy because he was going to start a stupid fight... and he explained to him that true vikings don't fight for shits!! the drunk guy understood the message and went back to the crowd

[Cactusman129]

technoviking does not dance to the music. the music dances to technoviking.

[suparpowers]

@Cactusman129 nice try but hes not soviet Russian

[666milktray]

@suparpowers if hes not russian can you tell me what nationality he is please:)

[tobiastitus]

when i grow up im going to be a viking. xD

[momo19952010]

He has great body.