How Fortune Cookies Are Mass-Produced

[ichrisful]

thats how its made....in bed

[vadont]

i got a fortune cookie that said i will won money 3 days ago

[Nighthawke70]

HELP! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!

Eat more fortune cookies!

[Simcore999]

:-J A lot of sugar, topped with more vegetable sugars and that must give a lot of inspiring energy 'for-a-tune' about cookies

[missykatherine]

the amount of puns in this video...

[Angimye]

A.'. L.

[LivingHumanoidInterf]

no one likes a crumbly batch

[GoldEagle551]

My fortune one time said: Don't be intiminated by your enemies, but show them your true strengths

[Bullsight2020]

@GoldEagle551 Wow, did you locate and inform the fortune-cookie manufacturer of their mis-spelling of the word "intimidated"? And oh, I did show my enemies my true strength once, which is crying... They kicked my ass.

[candcinaba]

Why do I get more than one fortune sometimes?

[Bullsight2020]

@candcinaba You're just fortunate, I guess.

[TARANTULYN]

FORTUNE : YOU JUST ATE CAT

[Gunsmith121]

@TARANTULYN Vat19

[misskawaiisland]

The message in my cookie: Dont go chasing two rabbits; they will both get away from you one time or another.

[deadlesblue]

How many fortune puns can one make in a video?

[Bullsight2020]

@deadlesblue Unfortunately too many.

[MsMysticworld]

4:00 rejects and then 4:23 and then presses the cookies... uhmmm?

[nadineluvsbert]

far out man wat r u cooking it wif do u work in a basment or sumthen?!?!?!

[MrAnonymous9898]

Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom.

[EffOne95]

Urrgh, enough with the fortune cookie related puns already -.-

[kdmq]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 1900

[1undeadskater1]

@kdmq Fuck off.

[MrAnonymous9898]

@kdmq Lol wtf. XD

[Arastophes]

The fortune cookies I always get taste like paper, and there's never a fortune inside. Oh, wait.... Ohhhhh, I see.... Shucks. 

[puppie406]

I LOVE WHEN THEY SCREW UP AND UR COOKIE IS HUGE AND U GET 2 FORTUNES :D

[AlienBeliever897]

Help me I'm trapped in a Fortune Cookie factory!

[playmymusic96]

oh my god stop repeating the word fortune and using it as a pun

[REPTARxGOESxRAWR]

i'd like to think my fortune's are special...

[andrew502502]

The awkward moment when the person next to you gets the same fortune.

[RbtMwn]

@TheIDiamonds maybe you ate it, rofl

[choclatchipcookie]

the weel of fortune and the folding of the cookies was awesome :D

[MilesPichuLover]

Don't like Fortune cookies likethe fortune though

[Viirray]

butterfly shape? you mean fortune cookie shape? That's where the butterfly got its shape.

[Mr4east]

@TheIDiamonds  that might be a bad omen O.o

[adam123790]

One time my sister got a fortune cookie and the fortune said, "Fuck you." XD

[d4m4s74]

"you will forget to remove the fortune from your cookie before eating it"

I should get some custom made cookies, and switch them out if I go out for chinese

[d4m4s74]

cut out with those puns, they're annoying.

[GoneDead3]

omg i found 2 fortunes in 1 cookie

[Qaddosh]

The modern fortune cookie originated in California which was based off of the tsujiura senbei, which is Japanese.

[dudzdelvalle]

they kinda look like egg yolks

[PiaZickar]

11 people found out their fortune is going to be a mess

[MarluxiaNamine]

All the puns in this make my physicly sick

[domohead123]

Noi its not they said int the begining of the video the fortune cookie is from california

[etystefanie]

Fortune cookie actually originated from Japan. not China.

I've read from National Geographic.

[nicalagreen]

10 people had bad fortunes

[lumpascoodle]

Every 8000 cookies would have the same fortune if go by probobility

[Axiss360]

@lumpascoodle luckily, i'll be able to eat in a chinese restaurant every day for 24 years

[ajla060900]

9 people had a broken/cracked fortune cookie

[mynameis677]

Epic puns.

[mousegal1]

it looks like mustard at 1:36

[legomatt11]

i love fortune cookies!!!!

[Dragilth]

The puns are just awful.

[Kivpin]

Doesnt seem too fortune telling anymore

[narutofan9tf]

I thought my Uncle made them, lies!!! All lies!!!

[803T]

I think what the narrator is attempting is to narrate an entire episode with only puns. lol

[atmyside99]

This brand (Golden Bowl) has the best cookie flavor but in an average box has about 350-375 (Fewest of all makers the others have about 400-500) and in every box theres at least one "empty" package

[d4seasons]

@atmyside99 you are correct. either some are missing, cracked , or not in full total as the box states. i buy small packages. buying them broken is much cheaper in price & that's ok w/ me.

[Imyourcounciousness]

I might be the odd1, but it's not the message, it's the cookie, the smooth "guilt free''crisp taste.

[TheXeeman]

My God... so many puns... you oould say... I am fortunate to laugh at bad jokes

[vadont]

i got a fortune today that said : you will win it *happyface*

[Exxcel1100]

@Triwood1973 Do they have fortune cookies in the UK?

[567Katii]

@Exxcel1100 yes they do, I'm in the UK

[bassline0121]

@567Katii 30p each at my chinese The cookie is nice :P

[vadont]

i got a fortune that said he died at the end no joke

[webmastertool]

I read a fortune that said you will soon know how i was made.

[BubbleSplasher]

No wonder nobody eats the cookie , just reads the message..

[BubbleSplasher]

@1:55 - that looked real nasty.

[omgheheho]

only 20%sugar? no wonder it does not taste sweet :P

[BitingCatProductions]

WAAAHHHHHHH I GOT THE SAME FORTUNE AS MY BROTHER. I THOUGHT IT WAS UNIQUE! I WAS ONLY 8 BACK THEN! *dreams crushed* :-(

[Cronicwisdom]

i have a better question.....

how are chinese people mass produced ?

[TheMaczimillianMan]

@Cronicwisdom MADE IN CHINA

[319johnny]

@Cronicwisdom we get more pussy.

[detectiveconan996]

@Cronicwisdom Like everyone else on the planet. ;)

[thharrimw]

@Cronicwisdom well did you watch the condom one...... they don't use them. lol

[uyen8]

@Cronicwisdom sex..... and adoption

[xzhd1028]

@Cronicwisdom ask your mommy

[Cronicwisdom]

@xzhd1028 i did she said that chinamans wanted to have big families to help with the farming and shit

[Emmkellyful]

I once got a really good fortune!

[DIMATIF]

Ilook forward to eating the cookies and I throw away the fortunes ._.

[mosnaidei]

I remember the first time I ate a fortune cookie. I didn't know that it was a fortune cookie so I just chucked the whole thing in my mouth and shortly after coughed up a small piece of paper that said you will.

[estebanporras666]

thumbs up if you dont eat the cookie

[MrGreennigger]

I opened a fortune cookie that said I would learn a new talent. The next day I found out I could lick my own asshole.

[ThePlatinumGhost]

@MrGreennigger hahahahahhahahaha u killed me!

[Gunner3210]

@MrGreennigger

Nice name. Nice talent. Say, what do you think about working in the adult entertainment business?

[147Amber]

Ahhhhhhhh!!!! They're too yummy! Why did I ate all the fortune cookies the other day?!

[MrSweetmore]

imagine the fun u could have by putting ur own little messages in them damm that company would go bust

[RhythmParadise1]

Lol a half hour ago i had one, it said you will learn something new today! Lol guess i did! Suppose i wont be questioning those again!

[choanx]

did you eat the cookie? or just throw it away?

how much 1 cost? we dont have that here

[ericown]

VVVagina

[tonamiejaja]

i got a fortune that said "you will get a fortune (cookie), one day" ...,*cricket, cricket -_-

[Revenger593]

In soviett russia cookies eat you

[killarkan]

why god oh why all the bad jokes!!

[fafjadascascsa]

Butterfly Shaped??More Like Pacman~~

[n1ck2145]

You Know that Fortune Cookie it looks like a Pacman from the Arcade LOL! ^^

[imanerd36]

The best fortune cookie I had said "I'm not unemployed, I'm a consultant."

[TheLogTog]

wow... lots of convaor belts...

[alanaswiss1]

whos the writer -- made so much 'fortune' jokes

[honeyfairy4506]

i have never had one of these lol

[11moii]

@honeyfairy4506 Well, if you ever want to know how they taste like, then they taste like sugar, sugar and more sugar.. ;)

[cutekitty898]

me and my fiance got the same fortune cookie message on the same night! what does that mean? :)

[VanishingWish]

@taachibingu I assume you have extensive research to back up your ridiculous claim?

[sinblesser]

these are now made in mexico i think. xDD

[Adawg4008]

whats youtube?

[cutekitty898]

@Adawg4008 lmfao wtf?

[taachibingu]

china doesnt even sell fortune cookies.

[joshsimba]

My fortune said Jo dusk dysgahshk. No joke...

[nicesavage5565]

i once had a fortune cookie that said "tomorrows night will be lucky for u"

[kaycey987]

Like it better when I watch it on Discovery Channel... the voice is less annoying!

[MsRandomKatie]

this guys "jokes" are really just annoying.

[DrBeverlyCrusherDF]

Now I want a cookie!

[jeffyroberts]

a lot of fortune puns in this video xD

[dudeisodumb]

they taste so good lol

[fashionbug9880]

I always wondered how things (food) would look like without coloring.

[HinaNaru65]

man was i proven wrong i thought they were made in china guess i got proven wrong on that how stupid was i lol

[vireak209]

i love how they taste but some of fortune paper sucks...why cant they be like,...use a condom...your going to get lucky in blah blah...or get a life :D thatll be bad ass

[bcfuzzer]

They should've told how they put the pieces of papers inside the cookie................

[MooMooCow95]

One person checking that many cookies doesn't seem very productive o_o

[minicotexx]

its funny, im chinese

and i have never seen or eaten fortune cookies

[d4seasons]

@minicotexx i'm Chinese too. i use to work & own Chinese restaurants. i love eating Fortune Cookies. they're sweet & made w/ tea. lots of them go to waste because people just crack them open to read the fortunes. i buy them in Chinatown in New York. i buy them broken & the bakeries sell them @ a lower price.

[Hallamfoebell]

@d4seasons I love fortune cookies too! thats a shame they go to waste. Oh cool

[detectiveconan996]

@d4seasons They're made with tea? I must try one...

[Hallamfoebell]

@minicotexx are you serious?!?!?!?

[IndieGamesRandomC]

@minicotexx eat panda express xD

[deathstarlover]

ya the metal material looks reaaalllyyy rusty and dirty

[kphantom14]

The Wheel of Fortune...cookies!

[koolfighter25]

i like this video

[KyoruMizuruki]

Orange flavoured one's are the best i tried. :D

[xXHelloKristinaXx]

Not the same when made in factory without love!! LMFAO

[hobolikespie11]

hey my dads fortion was "your problem is getting bigger, think what have you done?"

[expertmax1]

the message i got last night at a buffet is "you love chinese food"

[JohnFuckingLennon]

I just ate a dozen fortune cookies. The OCD in me tells me it's bad luck

[darkdoom645]

omg hes so british

[Zeanu]

That music. Isn't it somewhat hypnotic after a while?

[Gannondalf]

i got a fortune cookie that said "Help! I am being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!"

thats them crazy asians for yer

[myscongeniality]

@Gannondalf rofl

[kohkeng]

I ate one when i was young. It was fking nice! When i saw the paper inside i was like 'Mumme!! That person drop paper inside the biscuit!!'. Can`t find it anywhere nowadays. Miss the taste man!

[iplehguitar]

lol every other sentence is a corny joke

[Baybehho]

can someone answ my question. can you actually EAT fortune cookies because im actually not sure at all.

[lunavixen015]

@Baybehho yeah, you can, i eat the cookie and ignore the fortune

[SueLan100]

@Baybehho yes, you can eat fortune cookies 

[TheWhiteOwl23]

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[bestSVMS]

@TheWhiteOwl23

i see, stop chainmail with chain comments.

[17superhottie]

How did the little paper get in there

[Paiste402]

every pun was a violent stab into my inner child where the wound was then spread open with 2 dessert spoons to allow the pure laughter to run out of me faster.

thats how the puns made me feel.

[lordace777]

counted 3 puns..all very corny.

[TheVittleVlog]

Great puns!!!

[ThugLifeSoldiers]

ALOT of puns.. Unfortunately they're really bad puns.

[PyroDesu]

they should put in lotto tickets instead of those stupid little "fortunes".

[logonster1]

@PyroDesu lol

[Genrik1]

how much would that machine cost?

[Audiegrl5]

@Genrik1 a fortune.

[drinu93]

@Audiegrl5 haha best pun yet xD

[Gintama9]

wow, this guys all about the bad puns. lol

[tnglo]

well they read off a script so they know what to say XD so it's the producers fault he's so cheesy :]

[ThugLifeSoldiers]

hahahaha ur right, it's really annoying.

[b1af]

mmmmm sugary goodness :3 0:38

[puppetmaster983]

o.O They aren't chinese!? OMG

[SuperJustme13]

4:33 no wonder there alway's broken

[saladin92]

@SuperJustme13 haha... they insepct it before that ram smashes the cookies down into the box! kind of ridiculous heh

[bestSVMS]

that inpector probably doesnt do a very good job. Though theres not alot that could go wrong. hope they powerwash that mixer. Looks nasty

[xxJAYDAWG323xx]

@bestSVMS i know seriosly

[lunavixen015]

@bestSVMS it's be totally sterilized, or the sugar would attract ants, the reason it looks so nasty is the food colourings

[Atonil]

I got a fortune said Happy ending.... no joke

[AleshiaABAX]

@Atonil i hope it doesnt mean your life... :s

[Nettoiszed]

This sort of machinery is going to put us all out of a job :L

[dadadahdom]

don't eat those crappy fortune cookies. i live in chinatown and they have the best :D ilove fortune cookies.

[sbhusbhtk]

3:55 wow how does he manage all these cookies

[unknown1512]

@sbhusbhtk yeah bez they r chinese

[eniale125]

who sais there butterfly shaped??????

[loyalty1st]

Panda Express has the tastiest fortune cookies, but the fortunes themselves are very bland...

[brainrazerr]

this documentary is SOOOOOOOOOOO wrong about the origin and history of the fortune cookie. don't believe me? it's not from california, it's a 19th century japanese desert. google it.

[transdrole]

Seriously....how can people like the one who was inspecting for bad ones keep up with that many and that fast? I would go mad after 20 minutes.

[Tonyant26]

@transdrole The secret is just pretending to do work for the cameras and letting almost everything that could go wrong, go wrong. Easiest unemployment check ever!

[burberrybedroom]

i got a fortune saying "your life will be considerably shorter than you think" which i think is cheesy since that was 13 years ago lmfao!!!

[Samsukkaa]

NOW I WANT TO KNOW HOW THE PACKAGING IS MADEEEE the endless circle :(

[sume555]

of knowledge lol

[JooKed]

Fortune Cookies taste bad

[zaytoon25thar]

yea i know