The Chaser's War - Open Mic at the Qantas Terminal

[chileo1]

hottest chick at 1:28

[MattRodrig]

@chileo1 sure, she's very hot

[LiamDTV]

@OnHindlyStreet airport security in domestic airports in Australia are do dodgy. They let me through with out my bag being searched when I returned from la to Sydney. They just asked if I was an Australian citizen

[BadWithNames123]

@LiamDTV so what.. nobody searches your back when you travel by train or ferry or whatever too ; ) 

[TheKamase]

"Attention ladies and gentleman, could the owner of the beeping briefcase left in the airport please come and retrieve it" I'm sure that would get some reactions.

[Emko747]

pulling pranks in an airport ... they have balls

[OnHindleyStreet]

That shows you Australian airport security

[BadWithNames123]

@OnHindleyStreet well nobody hates australians.. so what should they care : )

[iDJMIXTRESS]

Hehehehe aussie pride. chaser is epic!

[catsyfamous4areason]

I'm proud to be Aussie <3 the first open mic cracked me the fuck up LMFAO

[catsrocktheworld]

Omg the funniest thing ever lol

[Agent5K9]

3 retards fly Jet Star

[somewhereforemail]

How hot is the bird at1:29 in a librarian sort of way. Woohoo!

[SuperBassist96]

İts true ı payed lıke 10 bucks for a hot chocolate! in sıngapore

[301293kaity]

hahahahahha i miss the chasers

[Cumquat1210]

awesome!

greetings from austria...

[knightsman101]

@Cumquat1210 Australia ;)

[colin4393]

@knightsman101 What?

[knightsman101]

@colin4393 he said Austria....

[colin4393]

@knightsman101 I know what he said, I just wasn't sure why you said "Australia ;)"

[AllegroCrab]

Wtf, security should be way more secure than that, funny stuff.

[007knick]

BRING back the chasers =!!!!

[iloveutubesince3207]

I love Julian's voice :)

[pipper3rowdy]

he just waits there ahahah no1 shows up

[Slytherz1337]

Gotta love being an Aussie! :)

[supergolferkid]

HOLY SHIT!!! i forgot how funny the chasers really are. Lol

[Glympse2k7]

The glasses adjusting woman was fit..

[Aussiemarco]

The Chasers should try this in the UK at Heathrow or Gatwick. He'd be arrested and gaoled for 20 years even before he uttered one syllable in the mic.

[ClarifyTheSituation]

@Aussiemarco and that is why no one likes the Uk and why everyone there are faggots.

[Aussiemarco]

@ClarifyTheSituation I couldn't have put it better myself. But they're not faggots in the UK ... just total arseholes.

[bullyfoggy]

@ClarifyTheSituation hhahahaahahahaha youre not funny not everyone there is a fag

but then i guess your part of the population that is though :)

[boxa1500]

ROFL

[thefakeclare]

Lol I love how there is a long awkward pause while he waits for security.

[fineas77]

i agree on the food prices,, what a joke

[Brucetiki]

The Jetstar comment is funny cause it's true lol!

[lach890]

Lol massive rip agaisnt Jet Star

[hungaryrulz]

The guy gets it at 0:42 this is funny!!

[mickeynismocat]

Best shit ever! I have tears in my eyes!

[jaydenisagood69r]

so fucking good

[djwatto10]

Nobody seems to work at Qantas!

[amsterdamacrylics]

Qantas is awesome!

[scratty777]

funny.....the chasers rule!!

[De34g1e]

Yeah, I agree - The less offensive and funnier stuff should be done more often as this way people will start to enjoy the show and hate it less. I'll always love this show anyway..

[DestroyerMariko]

Awesome. This sort of thing is the better stuff the Chaser does. Aussies, we're so laid back. We fail airport security as bad as we fail APEC.

[northmetalguy]

are today tonight and current affairs serious news programs?

[kozlov13]

they try to be

[FootyFBI]

I wonder how much security gets paid.

[SolomonJonesIsBack]

I believe they get paid hourly...last i checked it was 14 jelly beans per.

[vashis123]

They were probably too busy laughing to do anything about it.

[blakiemyboy4]

were so laid back in australia

[FindleOfLoathing]

Really? I think I might visit cos it does sound quite pleasant :)

[singasongful1]

@blakiemyboy4

Yeah, so laid back we cant even use and apostrophe. '

[har0061]

@singasongful1 My God I hope you intentionally missed the apostrophe in "can't"

[singasongful1]

@har0061

Of course I did!

And I didn't mean AND apostrophe, I meant AN. It was a typo.

[halcncod]

@blakiemyboy4 @hillbillygenius No. . We rob people who do well for themselves and give their money to bogan pieces of shit who never tried in life. The people claiming this country is relaxed are probably piece-of-shit poor people who get their weekly paycheck from the Government. I'm going to move to the US where they actually let people succeed.

[blakiemyboy4]

@halcncod good move to US you fucking weirdo we wont miss you and no one gives a shit about your little winge

[halcncod]

@blakiemyboy4 but if I move to the US you poor pieces of shit wouldn't get all my tax $

little faggot

[blakiemyboy4]

@halcncod little faggot gotta love tough internet talk hiding behind your computer screen trying to tough. and to bad i work you dumb fuck so i dont get any of your tax dollars which im sure would be a tiny amount because you are dumb as shit.

[tri400]

The blonde at 1:27 is so....BLONDE!!!!

[SolomonJonesIsBack]

I think she looks gorgeous...especially the way she adjusts her glasses, so beautiful.

[NZFreestyler]

lmfao, the best!

[webnothing]

I used to work at Sydney Airport (Domestic) and honestly, you could do anything in there and no one cares.. we used to play soccer with a beach ball right next to Starbucks and the security would walk past us as if we were invisible. We were trying to boot the ball up as high as possible to try get it stuck up in the framework of the glasshouse. lol

[zekeboy24]

The passenges loved it! I loved the look on his face at 1:41

[RaitoYagamiFTW]

@zekeboy24 I know right. It was so cute when he laughed. <3

[somewhatelusive]

what the FUDGE ! no one caught him , ahhh funny

[KISSguitarist]

Lol a guy at like 0:40 was laughing lol.

[keenbeentitan]

thats the funniest shit ever

[skellyton1]

He never got Caught WTF?!

[funkypunkno2]

im gonna sound like the dumbest dumb person, but is 767 QF413 a registration for a plane?

[freshyrocks]

Nope... QF413 is just a call sign...

registration would be in the format VH-xxx

[insaneclown271]

QF413 is the flight number, one is allocated for each flight, not each plane.

[funkypunkno2]

Ah, I see. Thanks!

[thestrangestick]

The point is, itst heir flight number, that's why its so damn funny.

[damo1128]

EXCELLENT

[S2106]

LOL.

[dipper64]

we need a show like this in the states

[N00l3]

^^ +1

[martrex]

Is that wise? Look what happened to American version of "Thank God You're Here"

[delta769er]

yeah, but like you said, in America. In America they'd get shot 4 doin most of the stuff they do, im surprised Firth didnt get shot while doin his skits

[Balthic]

@dipper64 It'd never work, America is too politically correct and sensitive. The show would be overwhelmed with lawsuits within 2 weeks.

[Beachy198621]

with the last part of the clip real contenders for the "That's not my job" award :D

[vicksta1984]

I love how nobody comes to get him outta there, that's classic. lol

[aaronc608]

what ... the .... fuck! thats awesome!

[jimoffy]

1:29

[brianlo777]

i swear only pilots will get the first announcement haha

[dippaandyomama]

if i were jules id start swearing randomly or get andrew to sing the eulogy song or bag bindi irwin or anything thatll get security.

[TMart1245]

Lol it seems Once u get past all the metal detectors, X-rays and Dogs U can do whatever you want!

[shenzo2000]

bugger qantas, what about the so called beefed up security at airports these days???

[acdclova]

Haha Loviin It!!

[airbus94]

lmao hahha Qf413 767 hahhahaha soo funny

[Rantvilla]

ok ill evict myself HAHAHA i love these guys

[fordy83]

Ha, check out the old boy at 00:42 - loves it.

[coltsrip]

props

[AskaGreenDay]

Gotta love Julian

[squirtpunkin]

"I really need a way of ending this sketch." LMAO love Jules.

[morphix007]

this one had to be set up

[smakaroo]

no way! they're not gonna remove staff cause the chasers wanna do a sketch

[makaveli673]

LOL

[snoutspout]

fuckin hilarious lmao

[litllebk]

mad barstards...