Press 9 for: You ever see STAR WARS? How many fucking people made it out of the goddamn death star run? I'll tell you! One! Luke, the jedi fucking knight!
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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY GUY THAT GOT THIS PISSED OFF YOU ARE MY LONG LOST BRO EVEN DOWN TO THE STAR WARS REFERENCE THIS GUY IS SOO FUKIN FUNNY SERIOUSLY LOOOOOL. YOUR RAGE MAKES YOU STRONG (and funny) JOIN ME AND WE SHALL LEARN THE DARK ARTS OF THE FORCE
Press 9 for: You ever see STAR WARS? How many fucking people made it out of the goddamn death star run? I'll tell you! One! Luke, the jedi fucking knight!
Andy97v 1 hour ago
afirmative iron man uh this game is fuckin terrible
thenoobyproductions1 5 hours ago
The FF/crono trigger reference drove me nuts. Good shit.
Sonoskeakigawa 8 hours ago
rage quit gitaroo man stage 4 master mode
Ninjaboi321 1 day ago
makes sure to watch The Avengers before iron man 3 cuz the story continues
NITECOREPD 2 days ago 4
This makes me happy that I decided to not get this game
Kyleisbeast9 3 days ago
There is a logic to your logic.
Clonetrooperkev 3 days ago
Why don't we uh, FLY THE FUCK OVER THERE.
BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N 4 days ago
rage quit metal gear solid 4
o27001 4 days ago in playlist Rage Quit
Dang! Why do I have 2 top comments?! That isn't fair for the people of Youtube! Sorry Guys.....
Nathan9060 4 days ago 2
LSP inpersonation 3:26
LordPredator07 4 days ago
2:55 - 3:05 LOL
RandomCODfilms 4 days ago
you know... I never had any trouble when I played this mission
KOAHUNT3R 5 days ago
AHAHAHAHHAHA 4:18 KINGDOM CUM
Immortalis7771 5 days ago
I never new that u could rage on iron man
RosarioKaiser212 5 days ago
I love how this all takes place in just one level xD
TheMinorityPhobia 6 days ago
Its not a helicopter its a VTOL
Mr0Noodles 6 days ago
2:55 lol xD
drgaylord88 6 days ago
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YouTube Search: James Zapfel Poetry.
JamesZapfelPoetry 1 week ago
There should be rage quit minecraft!
Coolgirl65ful 1 week ago 3
@NerfSquirrel I don't think u understand I pissed myself so gard
fiat21sg 1 week ago
"like FUCKING LEMMINGS!!!!!!" omg I laughed sooo much
NerfSquirrel 1 week ago
dont do this stuff any more micheal
06090401111111111111 1 week ago
this was so funny
gomezjose305 1 week ago
I'm gonna go eat some fucking turkey and take a nap!
Thunderbolt22A10 1 week ago
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY!!!!! Heheee, my favorite part. I'm a make a ringtone of that so I use it at the grocery store.
CPJ81783 1 week ago
3:25 Charlie Sheen game idea, after he gets high on Tigers Blood.
TorchLight17 1 week ago
Rage quit madden 12
noobkilla517 1 week ago
Star wars trenches, turkey and a nap? Michael is porkins!
Cmbtsnpr 1 week ago
this is the 2nd AVGN :) epic video :D
antiformsora99 1 week ago
Lol imma go eat some turkey, and take a nap XD
theMAN1162 1 week ago
I died from laughing at 1:06 betting lmfao
Jmcardell21 2 weeks ago
Epic video
Toots240898 2 weeks ago
fuck you fuck this game ima go eat a turkey and take a nap
spambot946 2 weeks ago
HAHAHA like fucking Lemmings!!
mcsuchnsuch 2 weeks ago
4:15 I didn't know the expression was "Blown to kingdom cum"
bubs3843 2 weeks ago
@bubs3843 it means kaboom
kevinanonymousftw 2 weeks ago
Fuckin' funny as he'll
a71machone 2 weeks ago
press 9 then 8
JLB6250 2 weeks ago
1:05 to 1:09 funny
Shadowelement117 2 weeks ago
Rage Quit:Skyrim
chickenlover5551 2 weeks ago
u dont even know how to play!! ugh i should make a rage vid of your rage vid
harvancik123 2 weeks ago
@harvancik123 the games still sucks donkey balls
TheEquilibriumGame 2 weeks ago
the best thing to do to make this a more funny video is to go to CC then transcribe audio.ENJOY
phantomking98 2 weeks ago
Michael," HOLD UP WHAT THE FUCK! HOW DID I DO THAT! HOW DID I DO THAT? I CAN FUCKING FLY LIKE SUPERMAN!"
Superman," No man its iron man, iron man not superman"
cooperhan1 2 weeks ago
i think all the helicopters are dizzy
cooperhan1 2 weeks ago
rage quit: bulletproof (50 cent's game)
zkills2killz 2 weeks ago
Fuck escort missions. Show me a gamer that likes escort missions and I'll show you a fucktard.
Theguyinthecorn 2 weeks ago
I wish I had some turkey, and that I could take a nap.
CLAWASS 2 weeks ago
Do the game fairytale fights :3
Wilsontech1Fan 2 weeks ago
I dont mean to be a smart ass, but Wedge Antilles made it out of the trench alive, but his ship was damaged so he pulled out
aweso100 2 weeks ago
this is so awesome
DemolitionAirsoft22 2 weeks ago
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Press 1 for: Dumb Fucks
Press 2 for: UH UH UH
Press 3 for: FLY THE FUCK OVER THERE!
Press 4 for: I'm one guy imma dude
Press 5 for: Oh my god we're being overcome by gravity!
Press 6 for: Iron man to shield man guard i'm having jarvis send you updated images of this fucking piece of shit game.
Press 7 for: I have a great idea for iron man we're gonna put him in this canyon and he'll have to kill the tank (breathes heavily)
Press 8 for: Just fucking cruisin
Nathan9060 2 weeks ago 28
@Nathan9060 and press 9 for: YOU'VE EVER SEEN STARWARS?
MultiMongol123 1 week ago
@MultiMongol123 Yeah I forgot that lol srry
Nathan9060 1 week ago
@Nathan9060 ^^ :P
MultiMongol123 1 week ago
@Nathan9060 No. YOU press the shutdown button for: Getting the fuck out of youtube you dumb cunt.
ffalsa 1 week ago
''AIM F*@# NUGGETS!
i cant breath!
MrCazyGamer 3 weeks ago
I cannot stop watching rage quit
Nathan9060 3 weeks ago 92
1:07 - Haaaaaaaaay! Lol.
redTalonsss 3 weeks ago
Wow dude u are fucking funny XD
treybooker123 3 weeks ago
Iron Man to Shield Man Guard I'm Having Jarvis Send You Updated Images Of This Piece Of Shit Game
Affirmative Iron Man This Game Is Fucking Terribe I've Also Got Confirmed Reports Of It Sucking Donkey Balls
Nathan9060 3 weeks ago
4:39 BEST RAGE ENDING EVER hahaha
VaultBoyBonBon 3 weeks ago
THEY COULDN'T KEEP UP WITH, DID THEY NOT SEE MY SPEED BOOST!
MrHulksmash1992 3 weeks ago
I love Rage Quit and I love Michael..though not in a gay way...Well maybe a little gay..or alot..
MICHAEL!! MARRY ME DUDE!!!
FredDude27 3 weeks ago
Micheal is awesome XD
darkness10021 3 weeks ago
.......wedge made it out of the death star trench, just sayin >.>
ChronoTriggerHappy 3 weeks ago
"wait for me" two seconds later "look at how fucking slow they're going"
vanderdekenman 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 10
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iron man: iron man to shield man guard im having jiver send you updated images of this fucking piece of shit game.
soldier: its comfirmitive iron man uh this game is fucking terrible i've also got comfirm reports of it uh sucking donkey balls.
GameboyCW 3 weeks ago 55
@GameboyCW i think you mean jarvis and afirmitive
DannyDoom93 2 weeks ago
@GameboyCW Jiver?????
zoxomonocovo 2 weeks ago
@zoxomonocovo I think he meant Jarvis
Nathan9060 1 week ago
You make me a better person! =D
niclandhefford 4 weeks ago
<3
AFluffyTaint 4 weeks ago
This game IS a piece of shit
phrozen17 4 weeks ago
going to eat some turkey and take a nap.
54StormBreaker54 4 weeks ago in playlist Rage Quit
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54StormBreaker54 4 weeks ago in playlist Rage Quit
2:53 lol
MrIsyafiq 4 weeks ago
dude youre awesome
TehShockzHD 4 weeks ago
Movie sucks,game sucks
brattyHunter1 4 weeks ago
He's seriously mad?
sev153 1 month ago
@sev153 no one knows
brandielikespie 4 weeks ago
lol
nickyuii 1 month ago
You're right on the money with this rage, Michael.
Zothaqqua 1 month ago
this game sucks balls
DimplyLizard 1 month ago
down right the funniest one EVER
shoezomaku 1 month ago
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY GUY THAT GOT THIS PISSED OFF YOU ARE MY LONG LOST BRO EVEN DOWN TO THE STAR WARS REFERENCE THIS GUY IS SOO FUKIN FUNNY SERIOUSLY LOOOOOL. YOUR RAGE MAKES YOU STRONG (and funny) JOIN ME AND WE SHALL LEARN THE DARK ARTS OF THE FORCE
aswayb 1 month ago
@aswayb WE HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE WE ARE RETARDS... seriously?
and also: thats not how you spell 'fucking'
p.s. LAUGHING OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT LOUD
TheBroAndStephano 4 weeks ago
@TheBroAndStephano WHO D FUK IS TALKIN TO U SAD BITTER FRIENDLESS CLOWN
aswayb 4 weeks ago
Unconfirmed reports of SUCKING DONKEY BALLS LOOOL
ykdori11 1 month ago
2:55 funny as f
pscar1234 1 month ago
dude....worst than uberhaxornova
josh12345723 1 month ago in playlist Season 10
Now I want some turkey
Eveejoe21 1 month ago
That game sucks
coolguy135030 1 month ago
3:32 is hilarious!
ImSpidey2 1 month ago
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ImSpidey2 1 month ago
hey do you know about team fortress 2. it is a realy fun game, that can be bought in the orange box. and hey, good rage quit!
punch3870 1 month ago
IM NOT GONNA BE BIGS! IM NOT GONNA BE RED 3! FUCK IT IM OUT!
MonstrosityJ 1 month ago
Good question.
Why didn't they just let Ironman fly ahead and clear the valley of death before they sent their slow-moving, sitting-duck helicopters in? xD
The brass is even worse in-game than it is IRL ^_^
SinerAthin 1 month ago
Iron man to shield man guard i'm having Jarvis send you updated images of this piece of shit game.
Affirmative Iron Man, this game is terrible I also have proof of it sucking donkeyballs
Nathan9060 1 month ago
IM GONNA GO EAT SOME TURKEY,AND TAKE A NAP!
megaladon891 1 month ago
Ahhh man this is fucking hilarious, actually the funniest thing I've heard in a while.
kpdrrn32 1 month ago
The first one is waaaaaaaaay better
xXSamstercoolXx 1 month ago
i beat the game... it sucks
MECtmmt117 1 month ago
the first iron man game didnt suck donkey balls.
Thefred334 1 month ago
i laughed so hard wen he compared star wars to this
wen745 1 month ago
"You ever see Star Wars!!!?/":D
JuMoraf 1 month ago
Actually 3 fighters madr it out of the death star...
therealraider 1 month ago
@therealraider The other ones never made it into the canyon, which is what he means...I think
ZeroAngel92 1 month ago
hahahh 2:55 hahaha
mortalkombat1984 1 month ago
Bro... Iron man 2 was fun as hell.
ilovewhiteboy30 1 month ago
Today's Thursday and I'm waiting for the next Rage Quit. Last week it was Space Chimps, what about this one?
ImSpidey2 1 month ago
@ImSpidey2 Actually, the last one was Happy Wheels. They did it because of the numerous requests for it.
ghostfear2011 1 month ago
@ghostfear2011 I know, and I saw it. They finally came to their senses! :D
ImSpidey2 1 month ago
هبك علامك يا الولد كل شئ تخسر
mycreze 1 month ago
@mycreze Couldn't agree more...
zarathustra2k1 1 month ago
fak you
mycreze 1 month ago
Michael would make a great superhero.
gamemaster6280 1 month ago
sand in minecraft goes down like that
x10098 1 month ago
Im going to eat some turkey and take a nap. LOL
MButori1 1 month ago
fuck you! Im not going to be red 3.
Ogeterdone46 1 month ago
Eating turkey and taking a nap sounds like a good idea. thanks michael!
HSMsynth 1 month ago
This is my therapy, I listen to him get pissed off and I remain calm for the rest of the day.
BotheredMe 1 month ago
0:50
Ho...ly...f*ck...WHAT IS HE DOING?!
ImSpidey2 1 month ago
I'm gonna go eat some turkey and take a nap!!!! LOL
TheSog20 1 month ago
lol i didnt like Michael at first but he is actually hilarious especially the part where he pretends to be the game devs lol
Uzzyy9mm 1 month ago 123
whats a "Fuck Nugget"
MegaDuCKstar 1 month ago in playlist Season 10
actually 2 made it out of the death star run
SinsofChrono 1 month ago
kingdon cum hahaha
wat974 1 month ago
if it makes him feel better i completed this game with every achievement and did that mission on hard 1 time though.
TheNebulaStudios 1 month ago
Fuck this i'm going to eat some turkey and take a nap.
HarrisonD18 1 month ago
1:02 to 1:04
Iron man must be strokin his iron dick
TheEdeasy1426 1 month ago in playlist rage quit playlist
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2:50 LOL
bUDDgUY1 1 month ago
2.50 LOL
bUDDgUY1 1 month ago
Starwars!
XxQuiCKsCoP3RxX 1 month ago
Fucking red 3......
TheAussieSwim 1 month ago in playlist Season 10
games from movies all ways sucks
TheShadowMarioBros 1 month ago
best part = messages to other soldiers
Kop360 1 month ago
You should totally play Sonic 06
InfernalJay 1 month ago
make more rage quits!
RedDeadRedemption93 1 month ago
THEY COULD'NT CATCH UP WITH ME???????? DID YOU SEE MY SPEED BURSTS!!!!!!!!!!
virginpterodactyl 1 month ago
lol turn captions on
CakeEater1001 1 month ago
I'm gonna go eat some turkey and take a nap lmfao
cheeseypoof897 1 month ago 39
Rage quit: 3D pinball for windows...
DavidBentes04 1 month ago
"Fucknuggets"? I'm totally stealing that :)
FredDude27 1 month ago
@FredDude27 Fucknuggets? Like half of my friends use that.... So wait, MICHAEL IS A THIEF... Kind of.
413XD00D 1 month ago
@413XD00D
Meh!
I'm double-triple stealing it then :)
FredDude27 1 month ago
@FredDude27 DOUBLE TRIPLE STEALING?! Shit just got real.
413XD00D 1 month ago
put some turrents in their really through them for a loop funniest part.
bkhall3 1 month ago
This reminds me. Rocksteady needs to make a good Iron Man game for marvel.
TheGamingPatriot 1 month ago
dude, smoke a joint, take a poop and eat some Fruit Loops
TheZombieStewie 1 month ago
@TheZombieStewie some pretty sophisticated advice right there
SnakeOnHabbo 1 month ago
YES I SAW YOUR SPEED BURST 1:11
SubteraScorpion 1 month ago
did he ever complete the level?
iCalHD 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
protip: dont watch this video while drinking grape soda. now I have to clean up... well, everything.
aechman 1 month ago
@aechman LOL.
ThreeMuskyTears 1 month ago
I'm gonna eat some turkey and take a nap
hoppyandsqueak74 1 month ago
dude i played iron man 1 on ds and that made me rip a new one.
brunsvold1 1 month ago
IM NOT GUNNA BE BIGGS, IM NOT GUNNA BE RED 3!!
Sp1nk1n4tor 1 month ago
I love this guy. Lmao
iamperryman 1 month ago 2
In almost all games he plays, he also gives a pretty legit review of it.
TheAussieSwede 1 month ago
ahahahahahaha... this guy cracks me up
SunriseHealthFoods 1 month ago
More than 1 person survived the Death Star. Dumb ass!
MrZebramonkey 1 month ago
@MrZebramonkey Technically, but only 4 survived the trench run, 1 if you only count the final, sucessful trench run.
kei70 1 month ago in playlist Season 10
sucks donkey balls...great
TheHedgehogguy 1 month ago in playlist Season 10
fuck nuggets... nice
TheHedgehogguy 1 month ago in playlist Season 10
Aye fyck nuggets lol
MrBlaze2541 1 month ago
by far the funniest of all the rage quit videos.
ThexSyn 1 month ago
Michael... Umad?
workman11111 1 month ago
haaaay noo interupted by screen lolol
12Unforgivenlies 1 month ago
Oh my god were being overcome by gravity! Best part!!!
MrMogmoo 1 month ago in playlist Season 10 70
"Haaayyaaay"
MrDrewster15 1 month ago
2:10-2:52.
LMAO.
Keep701 1 month ago
*Sigh* Another game made by Shitfuck Industries.
TimeToFireTheLazor 1 month ago
He should play happy wheels. I want to know what his reaction would be XD
Letipup 1 month ago 2
"affirmative Iron man this game is fucking terrible I've also got confirmed reports of it sucking donkey balls" LOL
virginpterodactyl 1 month ago