George and Alan have sex with Jesus Christ

[Dipstikk]

George: SO WHERE DO YOU NEED TO GET TO TODAY, TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN?

Alan: Just down the trail a bit.

George: FUCK YOU, TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN!

*Kicks Alan across the jungle*

[erm1223]

God my volume was turned up all the way and I had headphones on!that scared me with the bomb

[SUPERSAIYANLUNATIC]

lmfao

[Huscarl666]

volcano filtered so it's full of volcanicity..."ELLO!" xD

[loupgarou5z3w]

I nailed your Lord & Savior in the poop chute & gave Him the Dirty Sanchez after I spooged.

[raisthefox1]

I love the description.

[Talvegue]

the description is even funnier than the video... i almost shitted myself reading: "then they all died" lol

[TenaciousHC]

0:41 sounds really funny ahfuck you tyrannasaurus alan

[lloydwilliams94]

check out my video - jesus sex addict

it's awesome!!!!!!!!!!! (don't be thrown off by the pic)

[sortilegus]

"fuck you tyranasaurus alan"

[lewa1010]

my favourite bit is 0:30

[LUKAS327]

0:49 sounds like a dino-hitler

[86Cado]

im catholic and this is fucking funny!

[whiskycopter]

Tyrannosaurus Alan died for our sins ;_;

[funkmastaskittle]

im a christain -.-'

[godsux71311]

your a douchebag

[funkmastaskittle]

i just said that im a christain (srry if i spelt that wrong) jeez besides how the f*ck does make you mad? i didnt say i hate the video!you f*ck tard.jeez you ppl got some issues

[monkeyboy7689]

The description is what makes me mad

[funkmastaskittle]

i know whoever wrote that needs to go to SUPER HELL when they die

[DanDood11]

Where does it mention Jesus?

[Ohimeni94]

F***ing ear rape!

I flew of my chair. xD

[Tigereyz4u]

Hey, I was wearing headphones.

[fanoultimatev2]

me too D:

[toastedjamsandwich]

i was aswell and my ears bled a little bit

[AuronSigerthel]

How did you make George say "fuck"?

[AuronSigerthel]

Fuck you Tyrannosaurus Alan xDD

[racosphinx]

What are you people talking about? It has everything to do with Jesus.

[Kugglelovesanime9]

As much as I love your videos Stegbob I hate this one due to the title and description.

[Krauserowns]

LOL RELIGIONFAG HERE ^^^^^

[mdrocklee]

handsome volcano cock!

[mistorsunshine]

The end was classic.

[turtlekicker]

I'm making it cum on my breakfast!

[CSnoob]

COME ON TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN I'LL DO YOU IN THE BUM

good one :D

[Byakuya234567]

GEORGE, SO SUAVE

[persian133]

what does this have to do with them having sex with jesus ? even tho i dont wanna see it

[molemanninethousand]

Yeah, there's nothing about Jesus in this video at all!

[kittahkittah0000]

sure caught my attention tho lol

[DarkSideBros]

Me too, in a bad way.

[DrUmbreon]

How often does a YouTube Poop have any relation to its title?

[Jolt4]

ALL THE TIEM

[trainlover657]

god that exolosion made me jump XD

[LegLam]

xD same

[smasher1237]

First half was hilarious. Afterwards it was rather boring. It was very random near the end. Overall, good job, though. Better than most Volvic poops.

[Kibouo]

George!

[mencius121]

Stegbob, I think you've discovered Bastilides gospel.

[donaldthescotishtwin]

george hello george hello george hello george hello george hello george hello george hello george hello george hello fuck you alen

[Flash19l11]

Hello, George, hello, george, hello, george, hello, george, hello, george, hello, ............ hello, george, fuck you Tyrannosaurus Alan XD

[onett128]

grabs life by the bum! XD

[Huw22081]

CUM ON MY BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheNewDanSoup]

lol ur gay! :P

[theFoxthatTalks]

Ha, I donno what he even said. This vid doesn't make ANY sense to the mind and itss Slightly sad and a pointless art..

[marmarluxia]

Pretty funny but the name is innapropriote. Do you know how many people you just offended? Smartass.

[TheNewDanSoup]

Do you know how many people who weren't offended give a shit?

[marmarluxia]

The fuck????

[sellingpens]

f*** you tyranosoraus allan!

[tommy650]

im going to eat someones breakfast lol

[Silvyre]

fuck you tyrannosaurus alen :D

[mystrian101]

HOW DO YOU DO IT ALAN?

[59415654]

there on crack

[souperzombie]

holy fuck, this was one of the funniest poops ive ever seen xD

[JapanCommercials4U]

You so gotta make more with Tyrannosaurus Alan and George the Volcano. Please? :)

[DarkBandicoot]

"Hello."

"George."

"Hello."

"George."

XD

"Make me happy!" LOL! Funny video. Nice editing.

[ochayedonald]

LOOOOOOOOOOLLAGE

[kelarre652]

Cobra, religion is bad. It deserved to be offended. As it is merely a massively worldwide attempt to brainwash people.

[billios123]

awesome

[ponchoyo]

HOW DO U DO IT?

[phantom626]

Busy day, Alan? YES, I DO.

[TwoOssify]

Fuckin' epic.

[Birchybaby]

WORST Volvic rip-off yet!

[marmarluxia]

made no sense at all =/

[Iwillcome9]

omg, that explosion was just so freekin random, scared the shit out of meh

[themaritimeman]

Me too!! XD

[MidniteWolves95]

Shit-head stop fucking spamming.

[KudouYusaku]

Wtf was that lol.

[estebanort77]

Fuck you

[EXODUSX90]

DAMN YOU!!!

[bloodclot]

ending was the best

[Kortez3000]

MAKE ME HAPPY

[UberMan5000]

Best Volvic Poop in existence.

[UberMan5000]

Especially the title, to make fundamentalist wankers go crazy. 8-)

[Skylarman1]

just change the name and itl be good

[circusrobots]

will all of you calm down?

it's just a funny title for a funny video.

[ThisIsRysta]

DEAR GOD THIS IS FUNNY

[MariosMahBoi]

ello!

[Zyborggian]

Fuck you tyranosaurus alan!

[marmarluxia]

Dude, you shouldn't make videos insulting others' religion because everyone is different. You have to realize that.

And it just tells us you don't have a religion.

[peepeevagi]

Soo.... what's with the intro?

[nacholinklol]

i hate a un cristan fools . may god curceyou

[SuketoKetchi]

God hates poor spelling and grammar.

[UberMan5000]

Especially when their comment was retarded enough, even with perfect grammar.

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

Let's see... I counted 9 grammar errors. And in such a short comment... you get and award.

[UberMan5000]

That's all you could have busted him for? Come on.

[reddongton]

lol jesus does nothin for you

[Jt2damax]

im Christian. i hate it when people who r Christian spell it rong

[IzzychuRocks]

hey i'm jewish, so i don't care

[Kawamura2]

Some Christians spell it wrong, well evangelists, since book learnin is a sin to some of those people

[pigmonkey1]

I'm literate. I hate when people who are (somewhat) literate spell wrong wrong.

[CryogenicXsean]

OMG, the end bit... I need to change my pants!

[nexus196]

please ur video is realy amazing but can u awnser please? what video program u use for the backwards?

[6youngfretshredder9]

CUM oozes down through my handsome volcano cock to create volvic revive!

[michaels2757]

Im making it CUM on my BREAKFASTT

[urbs2]

this sucks

[onlywannasee]

damn, I cannot mark your comment as spam!!!

[Suekung07]

I agree almost all the way but I just dont beliven hell in my book I say its just a guild to reliogon

[Suekung07]

not hell I mean the bible

[shurikengun]

And we defend whatever we believe in because that's our way of life. I don't see what the problem is here.

[cobramage]

except making OFFENSIVE comments towards other religious peliefs meant to OFFEND them is not DEFENSE, it's OFFENSE. Attacking someone else's religion is just stupid. Defending a religious belief is virtuous.

[billios123]

lol that was the stupidest shit ive ever read

[estebanort77]

Right

[JackTron7000]

I'll do you in the bum!

[LoPuFi]

....why jesus christ movies makes so Sh*** on the comentaries????its just a movie!!!!not a catholic war!!!!

[GearSaber]

Fuck You Tyrannosaurus Allen!

XD

[joepulyshomy]

George!

'Ello!

[Arcadialegends]

"you cant say that"

"fuck you tyranosaurus alan"

"you been filling your birds with penis"

"well done tyranosaurus alan"

"is it grass,is it grass"

[Arcadialegends]

why the fuck would i want to come back anyways, just to live another life of torture by obeying the fucking ruling dictators and government.fuck it i dont care if i die and ill be glad im fucking gone atleast i wont have to here a never ending supply of cars driving down my road 24/7 atleast i wont have to hear news reporters babbling bullshit everyday,whats the point of living anyways that goes to everyone no matter how rich or powerful you are life is totally irrelevant.

[Arcadialegends]

just toss the bible in a boiler ffs its all just a bunch of bullshit its like goldilocks,little red riding hood you believed they were real when they were kids oh yeah flairphantem why didn`t you fall off the twin towers youd be doing us all a favor lmao!little twat!

[spongebobfan334]

-_- is your opininon. and jesus christ is real ya know(juast saying)

[Arcadialegends]

hey mate im sorry the way i spoke to you last time it was because i was absolutely pissed of so you still gona add back me ?

[Godbreed]

ya god doesnt exist

[leonciolaroco3]

fuck you!!!

[Arcadialegends]

agreed neither does that fat sack of shit santa either

[roflpizza]

all those poops are  trippyy

[flairphantem]

woah i ad my head set turned up high

the robotnik part scared the crap outa me

and acnient soul youre being brain washed if you think god doesent exist i think id rather go to bed tonite and if i died then ill atleast know that i might go som where or i suppose you would rather die knowing youll be in a hole for all eternity ... ownage

[Arcadialegends]

im sorry but i still believe he dont exist nobody will ever know,you dont know, nobody knows its a mystery,hell definetly dont exist thats for sure

[flairphantem]

...? so you  wanna die in a hole XD

[Arcadialegends]

ofcourse i wouldnt but you may not have a choice it might be destined to happen i wouldnt want it to happen but i dont know anyways can we just move on about it im no where near dead yetso there is nothing to worry about.There is definetly something i wouldnt like to happen though and thats reincarnation i seriously couldnt go though another 70 (not exactly) years struggling to stay alive again though.

[Arcadialegends]

I couldnt care less what happens when i die anyways because youre dead anyways

[kugotsumin]

Not to mention you can't. As, since you are nothing you feel nothing. No heaven, no hell, just nothing. Sorry bible thumpers.

[Arcadialegends]

dont tell me that,tell flairphantem that he`s the arsehole you need to convince also btw i absolutely agree with you thumbs up i believev when you die theres nothing left youre wiped out of existence forever i dont believe in god and bible and all that bullshit now all you imbeciles just have to learn to come to terms with that and agree with me and kugo here,its so true

[Arcadialegends]

your quite smart for a 13 year old little fuckfag well im 21 so wait till yer fucking balls have dropped before even thinking about confronting me lil shit!

[flairphantem]

its not reaincarnation its..uhh why do i bother youre probibly one of those people who still sais the twin towers aka 9/11 was an inside job

[ancientsoul87]

stegblob you are god for making this LOL!

[ancientsoul87]

absolutely hilarious hahaha!Lmao

[ancientsoul87]

death will be the ultimate damnation for us all but im only fucking 21 so stop complaining

[Lebon19]

the explosion at the end startled me...

[xlithionx]

yea me too

[then00best]

oh my god that was funny

[Kortez3000]

Hello

[AlexQerty64]

ur gonna go 2 HELL for saying that,seriously StegBlob

[Stegblob]

God fucking damnit there's no such place, and even if there was why would I give a shit, I'd be dead.

And besides that, Jesus is a faggot.

WOOOOO I AM THE SON OF GOD WOOOOOO OH NO ROMANS KILLED ME AND NOW I AM DEAD I GUESS IM NOT AFTERALL WOOOOO.

[YuanSage]

That was awesome.

[ZacharyWDS17]

Dude seriously, god is a fairy tale your parents told you to make you behave, grow up man.

[HippiesAndGypsies]

if god was as nice as everyone said, he wouldnt send people to hell for being athiest or whatnot

[joedeakin]

u still fillin your birds with penis?

[CSnoob]

I lol'd when he said "Fuck you Tyrannosaurus Alan"

[perfectxokissess]

epic fail.

[Stegblob]

lololol epic such a awesum word XD

[meerkatman22]

how can you do that after all jesus went through for us :(

[Stegblob]

Jesus is a faggot.

[meerkatman22]

ur going to hell for saying that i know it

[KingStegBlob]

Pfft, hell.

Dont beleive any of that bullshit. How anyone can beleive you can live for the rest of eternity in some torturous place is beyond me.

I dont give a shit what happens to me when I die. I'll be dead, so who cares.

[SirGarsha]

Do you want to start a flamewar? I guess you wouldn't care if I or someone else murders you.

[KingStegBlob]

Of course I'd care, but I wouldnt give a shit what happens AFTER I die.

And who the fuck said I'm trying to start a flame war? It's a fucking opinion. Just because I'm not a Jesus loving faggot it doesnt mean I'm some sort of monster.

Goddamn.

[HippiesAndGypsies]

LOL hell a bunch of christian crap hell isnt bad anyway its just made look bad by catholics and christians because they hade trouble keeping followers from switching to Paeganism

[HippiesAndGypsies]

LOL hell a bunch of christian crap hell isnt bad anyway its just made look bad by catholics and christians because they hade trouble keeping followers from switching to Paeganism

[LordManda2]

I dont know what that has to do with Jesus but...

Cum filters down though my COCK to make VOLVIC REVIVE!

[jennyevanjack]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA ! I loved it all !

[Gotmilk0112]

MY GOD LOL!!!

Favorited xD

[yokris0]

hello at the end xD

[ZeroG181]

Fuck you, tyrannasauras alan!

[XBlueLightningX]

lol u should be a childrens story teller

[jcprescott]

the video response is wicked

[kristhemang]

the video response is shite

[jcprescott]

fuck off

[SamTadNewman]

Oh my god the end is good!!! xD

[Gameking53]

The end made me get a stitch it was so funny!

[Paul382]

that was fuckin hilarious

[southofchaos]

MAKE ME HAPPY!!!!!!!

[BioMadness]

Hello

[kingof3dogs]

fucking hilarious

[kodyRG]

ROFL! MR.CUSSMAN

[sam4pearce]

grab life bye the bolls