The Jon Dore Television Show - The Cab Ride To Adam

[GLMnumber9]

0:52 absolutely brilliant

[Mineav]

Whoa--what are you doing? That's disgusting. Let's get this over with!

xD

[Toro953]

LOL'd so hard at them being cantaurs. i dont get it at all thats why its hilarious

[spice419]

get down here you little fucker

[AlmostGotSome]

so you and i are going to have the greatest father/son montage that a newphew and uncle have ever had.

[nicolesamsonite]

hey what are u doing? thats digusting hahaha

[Okinon3]

hey kid, ever been to brazil? whats Brazil? (rapest face)

[LifeEulogy]

Hahahahhahhahahahahahahhaahahh­aahahahaha

[PINKFLOYD7465]

3pm in the afternoon?

[drunky57]

i uh.. ive never had a dad

lolmfao

[angelofsouls117]

hey adam. get down here u little fucker!

[xAldergrovex]

"Hey adam get down here you little fucker were gonna spend some quality time together"

[holdyourpeace]

"i ah, have never had a dad"

[Robopencil]

Hahahaha, that was fucking hilarious.

[dorberman69]

yooo that cable guy was the same guy from that show pure pwnage !!

[bennymcfarlane]

that cable guy scene is pure gold

[titnut4]

3:38

[titnut4]

3:41 **** LMFAO

[titnut4]

0:41

[dan12670]

wow jon dore is not funny at all....

[titnut4]

Dan is a homo.

[cheesewheel]

I bet you laughed your ass off at this but your just saying it's not funny to be different

[willengl]

no i am saying i did not like it becasue i do not find this tyoe of humor funny, he is just doing stupid stuff. I do not find that funny.

[cheesewheel]

Then...I'm afraid you have no soul :(

Merry Christmas by the way

[Japantiem]

You're obviously stupid and can't see the satire and undertones. Sorry you're ignorant.

[chainsaw745]

your're entitled to your own opinion, some like his comedy some don't

[maxmaskell1]

jon dore is the man! and th cable guy reminded me of chris farley, just the way he acted and sounded.

[philcollinsrocks]

"3pm in the afternoon?" hahahaha

[Snap3231]

IrohDOW = retarded. no question about it.

[Short5haired]

haha this is too FUNNY!! i love de cigarette butt gig ...roflmao !!! and de two "u noe "s ...

seriously...john dore ...he is HILARIOUS!!!!

[GunieaPigLover77]

lmao this is so funny i love it rofl xD

[SimmeyG]

Hey kid, you ever been to Brazil?

[coolcatwbc]

"Whats a Brazil?"

Dun Dun Dun!!!

LMFAOOO

[EddyARB]

Jon Dore is by far the funniest person in history.

[addictingbox1077]

spending time with a special little fucker lol

[Randomeaninglessword]

LOL "HEY ADAM! GET DOWN HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKER!" also the part with the small cab was so wierd and funny.

[wilson8]

Whats a Brazil?

[camini3000]

risen is just pissed off because jon dore is fucking his mom

[waldo77777]

risen is a fagget

[Skater12216]

You Know you know LOL

[JesseO1994]

lol funniest part (to me):

Adam-Hi Jon.

Jon-Hey Adam, get down here you little fucker!

lol i laughed soo hard

[AgeOra]

I laughed so hard I cried a little. I NEVER cry from laughing!!!!!!

[bcbudonaut]

you fucken blowjob

[bcbudonaut]

go vote for bush risen

[risen27]

angry child. so angry.

i'd like to go vote for bush, as you requested...

i wonder if i can get my american citizenship before i take my time machine back and vote.

see, bush isn't running for president, so it's hard for me to go vote for him.

any more requests? you retarded down syndrome midget?

[the247editor]

Risen - you are pathetic.I apologize to everyone for being first to reply to this human-version of a buttplug thus giving him a false sense of notoriety. Anyways, since he is "YouTube's most hated hater three years straight!" (his words - not mine) - he feels the need to act like a toilet brush when his thoughts get slightly challenged.

He is no doubt a struggling wannabe douchebag that has major issues as to why he never became a full-fledged douchebag!

I'm dying for the unoriginal reply.

[risen27]

All those big words...excuse while I pull out my dictionary.

Alright...here we are...'hack comedian'...hmm there's no definition here...just a picture of Jon Dore.

Let me look up Jon Dore...hmm...this is odd, it's just got a link to 247editor's profile.

Coincidence? I think not. Come on man, give it up, I know you're Jon. And by the way, your TV show sucks.

[the247editor]

Are you on crack?

Hey - if I were Jon - I'd actually agree with all of your comments so far - you piece of ass hair.

Shows how much you know about anything.

You better get some sleep...Wal-Mart opens early and them carts gots to get collected.

And please. Stop private messaging me and asking for my number! For the last time I only like good looking guys.

No seriously - let's keep the battling here - so everyone else can see how sad your writing is.

[risen27]

wow, i cant believe this has consumed your life so much.

just because i said i didnt like your show, jon.

everything is going to be okay buddy.

on a more personal note, it smells like grits, is your mother around?

[the247editor]

Grits? Why are you still alive? That's your wonderful comeback? Grits?

Good lord - why didn't those mean little boys in the UK grab you from the mall and pummel you to death by the train tracks when you were 3?

Let's see - insulting people online for being gay and trash talking people's mothers. Wow!You're original dude. What next? Religion and race? And your idiotic insistence that I'm actually Jon Dore? You're pretty disillusioned as to your importance in this world.

Just die already please.

[risen27]

wow...lots of anger. you must have been raped as a child.

stop being so angry. get therapy, get some things off your chest, and some dicks out your ass.

you gotta relax. you're far too angry to be left alone by yourself. in your case,parental supervision is a must.

[IrohDOW]

risen youre a fucking joke, seriously do you even look at what you type? jon dore is hilarious, and he's not a hack. please post a video of the comedy you do because you seem to be an authority on the matter. oh by the way do you have your own show?

[risen27]

i love the logic fanboys pull out. the old "think you can do better" response.

do we really need to get into this? if i think a britney spears album sucks, it doesnt mean i think i can do better, it just means that other people DO do better, and that the britney spears album sucks.

just like if i think the jon dore show sucks, it doesnt mean i can do better, it just means that there are far funnier comedians out there, far funnier tv shows, and that the jon dore show sucks.

[IrohDOW]

just because you dont like somthing doesnt mean it sucks. britney spears is a millionaire so a few people must have liked her music. you are probly a 30 year old man living off your parents and your jelous of other peoples success so you sit at home and bitch about it on the computer. you have no right to say someone sucks at what they do unless you yourself have done it and can do it better.

[risen27]

i like you how you equate monetary success to objective quality. with your logic, if dane cook was the highest paid comedian, he MUST also be the funniest. if jon dore has lots of fans, he must hilarious.

correlation does NOT imply causation. example: a lot of people joined the kkk because they believed it was a GOOD idea...it ends up that it wasn't a very good idea. correlation does not equal causation. i swear, im teaching basic life skills to retarded fan boys.

[IrohDOW]

your just twisting my words, when did i say the most paid is the best. all im saying is you cant say something sucks just because you dont like it. if it doesnt appeal to you it doesnt mean it isnt good because it is good to some people.

by the way if you hate jon dore so much, why are you searching for his videos? your just a no talent (unless you count sucking dick) fagget who doesnt know what hes talking about so he tries to act smart but fails horribly.

[risen27]

you're angry.

get therapy.

[IrohDOW]

im not angry, you just cant think of anything to put cuz im right. you're not half as smart as you think you are.

[risen27]

ya huh. thats exactly what it is.

buddy, you couldnt reason yourself out of paper bag. between the "you dont have a tv show" and the "people like it so it must be good" logic, i'm suprised your even able to type.

face it buddy, you're a retard. somebody doesnt like the same shit you like, and so it drives you insane.

[IrohDOW]

no you still dont seem to grasp what im saying, but to be honest i dont expect you to. all you say is retard this and fanboy that, get a job or some friends or something. just so you know im not going to be replying to anything you might say in the future so dont bother typing (although im sure you will because you have no life). goodbye and stop looking up videos just to bitch about them.

[risen27]

haha, well, you clearly make yourself look smarter than me. "umm umm well get some friends and a job duhhh loser"

you cant handle the fact that someone thinks the jon dore show sucks...so you resort to making lame-o insults. but hey, good times.

[Randomeaninglessword]

To risen27: the fact that you tried to have the last word proves that you have no life.

P.S. if you don't like Jon Dore why are you watching a video of his show?

[risen27]

huh?

[faizanbu]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL oh snap. take that risen fag

[satellite98]

best fucken show ever

[hoju2221]

I've got a better game, it's called whippin cupcakes.

[risen27]

man this is hard to watch...another black eye for canadian comedy

[the247editor]

really? then don't watch it. and if you still wanna moan about nothing then I'll have to give YOU a black eye, you hater.

[risen27]

oooh threats from a fat kid sitting behing a computer.

this is what society is made of. retards like yourself who cant accept differing opinions. it hurts your stunted little ego to hear that someone might not love the same things you do.

get over yourself buddy. get some therapy, and stop behaving like a twelve year old.

[the247editor]

Hey - I never accused you of being a fat kid.

Perhaps a bit "big-boned" but...

And BTW - society is made up of more than just retards. You're forgetting the mongoloids and gimps.

Thanks for the advice - I'll try not to laugh at the sentiment.

[risen27]

uh huh.

you're pretty funny...you must be jon dore. hilarious.

[jflaman]

risen, you are probably a low life over critical fuck face from sothern usa. lighten up a bit, get a sense of humor you fucking douchebag

[risen27]

yeah probably

anyway, how have you been lately? been sleeping with any more of your cousins?

well you're probably a busy guy, sleeping with all your relatives and all...i'll just let you get back to your inbreeding.

[ZOGMACHINE88]

wow that must have taken you all day to come up with that comeback.

[Quamire2000]

"hi jon..."

"hey Adam!...Get down here you little fucker!"lol that was hilarious

[bedeesey]

"You know..You know..spending time..." end of the clip, just little things like that make it that much better

[calvatronic]

i fucking love the driving sequences

[74flippy74]

AHAHAAAAA is that the owl guy?!?!?! omg i love him. JON DORE IS THE SHIT

[ecstasy420machine]

hahah fuck thats a rank beer gut

[Flawless0straint]

lmao yes. hes upper body is moderatly thin than he has a fatass stomach

[randolert]

he's hilarious

[BansheeBeatsss]

I saw John Dore and the cable guy at a comedy show last week, just in the audience.

[norhamdan1985]

lmao @ i never had a dad.

[jordanfordummies]

He let the owl guy keep care of the kid!!

[chainsaw745]

cable guy lol

[menijoe]

i forget his name but he wasn't on the cream of comedy hosted by john dore last year and he was on that show punched up

[quadraxis45]

this is by far the funniest show in north america

i laughed so hard watching this

[mike9mm]

LOOOOOOOOOl, LMAO< ROFL they try to kiss!!!!!

[skrilla88]

Is yhe cable huy Pat Thornton?

[creamygood]

"Hey Adam, get down here you little FUCKER, were gonna spend some quality time together"

FUCK THATS FUNNY

[feelmyice]

That's a stupid gag. lmao

[richie7rain]

i am in love with this show...my god.

[Losuol]

Best show .. ever

[durdensoaps]

"3pm - In the afternoon?"

"Whoa - what are you doing? That's disgusting."

"What's a Brazil?"

[metacognition]

LOL I hate how this is soooooo funny. hilarious!

[durdensoaps]

Note to all: "The Jon Dore Television Show" can be seen in Canada on The Comedy Network - Wednesdays at 10:00pm and again at 2:30am. A repeat of that episode runs at 11:30pm on the following Saturday as well. Check it out - it will be change your life.