How to pick up nigerian women! Toooo Funny!!

[wishen4fishen2]

Why all the hostility here guys? It's just comedy.

[alrags1979]

wtf is funny about this shit? no humor. you fail dickhead

[BlueCrushXoXo]

PEOPLE this is a nigerian movie. IT IS A COMEDY which tells of the consequences of these actions (such as rape, forced prostitution, HIV, etc. You are only seeing a small clip of the movie. SMH

[naijagurl101]

@BlueCrushXoXo what's the name of the movie?

[BlueCrushXoXo]

@naijagurl101

I think it is Security Risk.

[Busayo2000]

ABSOLUTE RUBBISH OFFENSIVE TO NIGERIAN WOMAN EVERYWHERE FOOLISH DONT TRY THIS IT WILL NEVER WORK !!!

[vurbzfenomeno]

WOW...next level razness....as per...this is actually some innovative bushness!!

[bootooxbarceloona]

i'd love to fuck the hotster in yellow up her black igbo ass.

[bootooxbarceloona]

i need to have anal with the animal in the yellow top.

[1530crystal]

this is so stupid

[motunrolarulz]

Ha! If some random guy stopped you on the road in Nigeria you would run the hell away, not agree to speak to him!

[bootooxbarceloona]

what are the chances of your foreskin remaining in tact after a night humping the animal in yellow?

[slimshed55]

Stop being racist Dutch Bitch..Shut the fuck up b4 i smake ur ass up..Pussy clat

[mjk5174]

Racist bitch ! Some body of color must have took his bitch . YA YOU MICAHHOLAND321! WHEN YOU TALK THAT KINDA SHIT BE BOLD ENOUGH TO PUT A ADDRESS DOWN .

[slimshed55]

@mjk5174 Thats true ,His mother or wife must be taken with the really man from Africa,Hahaahaa..Thats why he hate black people..Pay back..Ga damn..

[liyah7901]

@mjk5174 AMEN!

[micahholand321]

FUCKING NIGERIAN ASS NIGGER SCAMMERS

[IamDottieDandridge]

@micahholand321 since u seem like you probably troll for black people videos can u tell me a good one that has big strong looking black men those are my favorites with their sexy asses! Whoo that chocolate skin just does something to me! Best Men on the Planet those Raven Gods!

[micahholand321]

FUCKING UGLY ASS BLACK HIV INFECTED WHORES. PS THE NIGGER HAD A SILLY CAR, DISS FASHION MY ASSHOLE IS PRETTIER ND SMELLS BETTER THAN THE UGLY BLACK WHORES IN THIS VIDEO. INCLUDING THE FRONTIN ASS NIGGER WTH NO TASTE

[superhentendo]

colonized



[kingbleah]

i bought a car in nigeria i used broken windscreen glass for payment!

[FreshNaijaBoy]

click my channel for a funny animation!

[COCKSPARK]

this is more like prostitution 

[MegaNeji123]

@COCKSPARK FUCK YOU!

[lillyAlzaki]

@COCKSPARK words of wisdom coming from someone with that name and i thought i stopped bein surprised !!!! lol

and u r so right btw

[Music8Smile]

where is the funny in this .. all i see is old car, 3 old girls ad a boring man

[chris70093]

please no dah put this kind thing.....nigga has no game and da car is ugly as fuck...my grampa has a way better car than that....those girls are ugly as shit

[boootox1999]

can you imagine the hottster in yellow stradling your face whilst giving your cock some oral igbo attention, mmmmmmm sexy!!!!!!!

[narutospearman]

Hahah I'm 16 and my Girlfriend is Igbo- Nigerian and she is way more beautiful then these girls :p

[boootox1999]

@narutospearman does she give great head, and has she got a huge igbo arse?

[narutospearman]

@boootox1999 How'd you know XD?

[boootox1999]

@narutospearman eh?

[IamDottieDandridge]

@narutospearman Hey not fair these girls are beautiful just becuz they don't have European features and hair down their back or light skin it doesn't matter they are regular beautiful black women

[narutospearman]

@IamDottieDandridge Why defensive? I'm African American. My girlfriend, I said was "Igbo Nigerian" And I'm simply saying, basically being proud of my own girlfriend's beauty and saying that my Nigerian girlfriend is more beautiful than those girls that Nigeiran dude in the video is trying to pick up.... The women in the video are beautiful, but not more beautiful than my Lilly <3 No racism at all just...Boyfriend pride I guess.

[IamDottieDandridge]

@narutospearman I misunderstood sorry it's really cool that u have boyfriend pride.

[p1mm3]

@narutospearman  i bet you med her at omegle and havent even met her in rl life if im right?

[narutospearman]

@p1mm3 Lol, excuse my ignorance but I don't know what "omegle" is. But I met her in my freshman year. XD why would I have a girlfriend I would never see or touch or look at and admire? 0_0

[munbell]

@WOAHitsKemo I guess you have loads of class.(southafrica-beat country)I know you have the highest number of prostitues in Africa which is the reason for AIDS spreading like wild fire.Cheers

[bdfsyuew]

Just show them lots of cash. They'll come running quick.

[betfairscassanova]

just stumbled on this, just like i did 4 monthes ago. good stuff man, got me laughing.

[Suhail27577]

who is singing the song? What song is it? anyone, please?

[nigouer]

"the subtle and exquisite art of prancing around a monkey"

[thenaijababii3]

dont insult us. this is CLEARLY a native money. the morals and concepts are always the same. the only thing you can blame us for is being trite.

[indiana4ever72]

@bootoxbarcelona ARE YOU CRAZY DUDE? GO AND FUCK A CHIMP

[alikorestate]

That was wack....

[donutcrimeboss]

why do i fear for her life?

[strandwolf]

@donutcrimeboss Well, she's cute and dumb. Perhaps though he's dumber. Could be a good match.

[jey169ii]

LMAO

[goldboyjr]

@bootoxbarcelona lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololol omomgofrgmlfmgf;sgflp;pp;p;p;p­lololololololololo

[sakinajaffer]

does anyone know what song is playing? i like!



[maskenmann]

Whats name of the movie?

[TheKemikemkem]

LOL! what movie is this from?

[Areej6138]

i think these kind of africans are ugly west african girls are way hotter

[Firegirl6464Pro]

@Areej6138 nigeria is in west africa... this is a nigerian movie -___-''

[carebear9908]

@botoxbarcelona DUDE yOUre sick!! go get some help....

[carebear9908]

@botoxbarcelona what the hell is wrong with u man??? seriously if thats the only reason u wanna go there then jus keep yo white ass wherever the hell u are!!! how u gon be talkin shit like that??? like dude!!!

[patsyd80]

Nigerians are the biggest theifs in Africa and allso Peckham south London eh eh.

[bdfsyuew]

@patsyd80 They are also the least intelligent yet they think they are the greatest people on earth.

[IllGetHuge]

fake hair fake burberry and african dude with a suzuki jeep LOL

[victoria12156]

@botoxbarcelona u can just tell dey look different and talk different...im yoruba

[leafyutube]

What part of South America is Nigeria?

[victoria12156]

@leafyutube Nigeria is in Africa not South America..I

[27musamongi]

''my name is jayri haha not jerry

[Mlindos]

1:36 what does he say?

[grace2RN]

SHAME on y'all...dis is how u pick up nigerian women???... now i know why women are treated like s***. Ladies, go & get yourself an education & a JOB...oh my!

[Drykla]

Edo Babes. Error!!

[BenMendes15]

hello with a british accent congratulations

looooooooooooooooooooooollllll­lllllllllllllll

[eebeeify]

helloo lol



[MrDaviddon20002]

this is not Nigerian Women. This is IBO and Yoruba Women and this excludes lots  and lots of other tribes

[AKCharlie47]

@MrDaviddon20002 YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

[Audarchie]

haha waat?? he aint speakn swahili...

[houston77069]

swagggg lmao

[qinisoshezi]

I would not like to pay visit to nigeria

[PR1CANBOY]

whats the movie called? :) pls tell mee

[KONPALegendz]

lol them fresh naiji's

[isaacngere]

what is it with speaking swahili?? i hope it is not to demean the language oga!

[NatureNTech]

lousy acting

[theright1allthetime]

I'D RAPE ALL 3 of dem C- bitches

[theright1allthetime]

THAT WHIPP WENT HARD AS FUCK HAHAHAHA

[ncast54]

Purple Suzuki Swift I need to get one of those,lol

[Annalisa88ify]

Chep this Nigerians

[BirdyBirdyWoofWoof]

@cpmajek i need de cookie from your cookies from a cookie in de pouch looooool

[jzRjokerz]

LOL Look in the backgground everyones just watching them film hahahahaha

[Walash007]

smh 9ja

[KrystleAnuoluwa]

Lmao!mehn!I dey slap you joor!smh..lol

[560elzee]

These Nigerian Movies R annoying as fuck

[MrEghatch123]

DAMN SHE HAS SOME SEXY ASS LIPS DAMN BLACK WEMAN ARE SO FINE, FINE ASS WINE DAMN !!!!!!!!!!

[mapache11]

I want to thank everyone who gave my comment the thumbs up..and especially those of you who didn't call me on my mistake...the girls are impressed by a purple Suzuki SIDEKICK, not a Swift. That explains everything. and @8039275, I believe that Suzuki is the Ferrari of Nigeria, Lada is the Lamborghini. =)

[cantskip]

@Channel2k11 watumad4 is lowlife loner who's looking for conversation on youtube and u just helped him out.

[triinere]

its cp3 lol

[oreocookieluvr1]

WHA?

[1988scottcarey]

The easy way to pick up nigerians is to say you have 30 dollars american.

[alphakid42]

"Hi, Girls. Well a, sorry for it gets crashing but ah, I need a cookie from your cookies from a cooking d'pouch, heh heh, so what I'm actually saying is that I'd like to talk to you for a moment please, so sorry." Better rap than the cheesy pickup lines you always hear. Funny, but I never heard anyone else say "heh heh" except Butthead.

[cowZ001]

OMG!! Thats my car!

[blackboy9573]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that was to funny

[watumad4]

Look niggers

[dono203]

baby im not speaking swahelie LOOOl

[MrZimzam]

so basically lie

[thomas72062]

unite state of america..where is that

[16boogieman]

texas

[chizuruichi]

i've actually seen that movie!! LOL!

[mikedo4]

@chizuruichi what is the name of the movie or the song that is playing in the background many thanks

[chizuruichi]

@mikedo4 i don't remember to be honest. but it also stars Ramsay Nouah, the plot's about him coming back home from the states and some trouble back home and his WINGMAN in the clip goes fronting in his suzuki. LOLOLOL! this' the part i remember most because it was so corny :D

[BirdyBirdyWoofWoof]

@chizuruichi whats it called ? i wanna watch it now lool :)

[12nacia]

@chizuruichi wat is this movie called.. wanna watch it

[carebear9908]

@chizuruichi what's the name of the movie?

[wakaPoyo]

@chizuruichi do you perhaps recall the name of the movie? would love to watch it *if its still on the market-7yrs later*

[eazyevan1]

This woman is hot, I'd eat her cookie!! ;-)

[SirianKings]

In Nigeria, you meet women by taking your hyena for a walk in the park.

[FrenchVanilla0209]

@SirianKings - Really. Really though?.. Lemme guess you've never been to Africa, because first of all, few grown adults "go to the park".. And how many people walk around with a hyena.. You just sound so stupid right now..

[MsCloclo22]

@SirianKings Yah, and in america you meet your women at Mcdonalds (since they come and all shpaes and ''sizes'' right? ) ;)

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

americans are not all rich, about 1% are. im american and if i went to africa, i would not skimp on the vaccines, but otherwise im traveling and eating as cheaply as possible. im not gonna be carrying dollars, or a lot of your own currency for that matter. if i can help it, i wont be carrying anymore than maybe a taxi or hitching a ride.

[terriscriven]

this is funny? It must be some form of humor that I just don't get.

[demonsigotsome]

haha what the fuck is this from

[hanifkibria88]

Nigeria?stinks fam!

[TheVinaly]

dis gay

[waggten]

His face at 1:45

[USAdude30]

How do you guys think my classic 1975 Ford Pinto will work out for me over there? I want the gal in the yellow shirt.

[bimbolakyrah]

rubbish....ths can only happen in d part of nigeria reflected by their accent.....

[Mofola1]

@thunderpower5 u know why u all are jealous, they what you stupid white folks were doing and they decided to take after you.....cuz they are ass kicker....thats what black people wont do....kiss ur pale ass

[sonitadion]

This thing is fucking stupid....it says "too funny" but i didnt see myself smiling, not to talk of LAUGHING at it ..... Im a nigerian girl and i dont get 'picked up' like dis .... Bad rubbish

[vishta8555]

i'd like to believe that this is s'posed to have happened in a very remote village

[betfairscassanova]

wow, get me a toothpick please.

i love new material.

CAN SOMEONE GET ME A TOOTHPICK, HURRY.

[DELUXEBUS1]

Yes it was the 3rd comment after it was posted but I was unable to find that movie. They show Security Risk 1&2 but when you look for it you cant get any info on the music which what I am interested in. What is the name of song the guy is playing.

Thanks in advance.

[DELUXEBUS1]

Well I have gone thru the comments and this video has been on here for 4 years now and nobdy can answer what the name of the movie or song is. Obviously it is so that people keep watching this video clip for more views and comments.

To bad I thought the song was pretty cool and since its a comedy some people would like to see the movie.

[chris70093]

fuck u this video is shit fat fuck

[mapache11]

Nigeria must be the only place where a girl is impressed by a purple Suzuki Swift.

[everythingtogain2010]

@mapache11

any thing goes in nigeria

[izzyb73]

@mapache11 to tell you the truth this was just a crappy movie

[mapache11]

@izzyb73 ..you mean that Nigerian women AREN'T impressed by a guy in a purple Swift? Damn.

[stephenevans99]

@mapache11 It's the JLX model with electric windows though !!

[mapache11]

@stephenevans99 ...ah yes, electric windows. The girl is thinking "I may have to suck his dick, but at least I won't have to crank the windows up and down."

[slaynt]

@mapache11 The reason they are impressed by this Suzuki Swift is that it has headlights and rear lights and a steering wheel. That makes it into the top 20 of cars in Lagos.

[kwajotube]

@mapache11 LMAOOO!!!!!!!!!

[8039275]

@mapache11 suzuki is the lamborgini there

[IGuessItsSteph]

@mapache11 ahah that was like 2001 or summin

[YES01L]

@mapache11 its a suzuki vitara u flop !!

[mapache11]

@YES01L ..I corrected my post fuckstick, and I said that it is a Sidekick, which the Vitara is called in North America. Go back to whacking off into your mums underwear drawer.

[DELUXEBUS1]

Can someone please help me with the name of the song he is playing in his car. I have looked thru the comments and some have asked but I have not seen the name. If someone can help me with a name or were I could find it I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks in advance!

[noclouds111]

No picking up, here. I've got back problems!

[WIZZINGSHIRE]

nigerian women with their big ass and huge tits would be perfection if they didnt SMELL!!!!!

[brayomafia]

dont make joke ofv swahili u nigerians...mmssswwhh

[0318kent]

The girls r so fugly

[TheRon1122]

nice set of wheels snigger snigger

[ConciousHipHop]

Nigeria never ceases to make me laugh. what a joke

[nancynay1]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!

[santawade]

shame u guys are desperate trying to pick up nigerian girls hahaha

[MrCeejay419]

if only its as easy as this.....

[fugdkn]

DISLIKE THIS!

[Zestava]

LOL MY NAME IS HARRISON AND I HAVE THAT CAR XD

[samawhis1]

Dis guy na Big idiot, Naija girl no dey fall for that crap. Where he get that junk truck from?

[anotherrollingstone]

AID's.

[SuperTruth77]

10yrs ago I was on a long-haul flight from Nigeria when in the night the young woman next to me started having terrible seizures. I called the attendants, who took her away & 10mins later told me she had died. She was a drugs ‘mule’, & one of the packages had split open inside her.

What happened next was disturbing. They paid me $800 to keep quiet while her body was replaced beside me- officially, she ‘died in her sleep’. It would have been too much legal/admin hassle for the airline otherwise.

[okpalaj]

wowww this is so funny! don't waste time responding to ignorant people who are obviously jealous of Nigerians...not worth your time people...appreciate it haters!

[zilogy1x]

@mofola1 i bet u only spend $5 a day on food..com c hw much we blow on food and oda shit here in a day..som parts of africa myt b starvin bt u cant ball lyk us!u mofo livin on food stamps!fuck u!

[zilogy1x]

@zenfireb ur mother!kwasia!i wonda were de fuck ur frm!i bet u dnt no shit bou naija!

[love187punk]

very good.. now how to gangbang ?

[Representnaija]

@thunderpower5 u foolish boy u can nt blame all of nigeria for wat only some have done. Boy boy u betta shutup becuz u are just makin me angry. Quit while your ahead b4 i give u sweet connection gbosa!!! U must b frm the bush. Obviously u did nt go to school becuz u cant even make simple sense.

[thunderpower5]

@Representnaija i don't understand what you are saying! you must be a cannibal like all nigerian eating human meat makes you stupid!

[sanabak]

not funny # fail

[00samir00]

Why did I lost almost 3 min of my life watching this?

[Mofola1]

@thunderpower5 ode,mumu...i dont live in nigeria, dumb fuck....go upgrade ur brain...monkey dont practice cannibalism....you cave chicken

[thunderpower5]

@Mofola1 why does every race hate the black race? i've been to asia, to europe and i live in america.... every race think the black race as the most disguisting race... the black race are good for nothing if we remove them there would solve alot of problem less mouths to feed.