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Meh, Shia didn't do anything for me. I'd actually go after Indy Harrison ford looks pretty damn good for his age. Shia was only good in Even Stevens. I miss that.
the whole alien deal just screwed everything up. at least the other ones had connections to actuall historical events. this was a stupid movie that was a disgrace to the indiana jones name. i refuse to accept that this movie exists
Are you insane?, solid rock fist down the movie 100% sucked!! They pretty much just used enough special effects to hide the fact that their was barely any concept behind it and decided to put aliens in it at the end... What the fuck was that all about i thaught i was watchin indiana jones not close encounters, maybe speilburg cant remember what film hes trying to make. I'm sorry but in my opinion this film was to indiana jones fans what the fantom menace was to the origional star wars fans!
You're wrong, it WAS an Indiana Jones movie, untill they decided to throw in aliens to finish off the movie. That one thing, that ONLY thing that fucked the WHOLE movie up.
I hate a couple of things abot ths movie...Shia LaBeouf, I can see how he was chosen to appear so the teenage audience would come, but then again, he's not a good actor, they should pull out new actors for supporting roles like they did for the last 3 films, not ones that appear in Transformers. and makes multi-millions. The ending...oh my god, Raiders of the Lost Ark was the perfect balance of superstition + reality, but this? Thy went too far, especially that acoomplice who kept on betraying!
Give me a fucking break!!! I don't know what offended me most: The Films or This Couple of Spielberg's-Cock-Suckers... I am too angry to keep writing. Just go to study cinema and film and literature and history you morons! Movies are way more than being "action-packed" or to have CGI EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always wanted to meet the real indiana jones who the movies were based on. I thought he was still alive. He can't be if he was 50 yars old in the 1950s. I'm sad now :(
The guy with the beard is an idiot, gives king kong a terrible review then gives this one a good one, king kong was a brilliant movie where as this one was a fairly average one that realy wasn't up to the raiders franchise standard.
the special effects were horrible like the part in the end were the ufo flies from under the ruins sreiously it looked like crap and marion barley was a part of the movie and why the hell did they ad the fat guy and mutt and why aliens the other movies have to deal with some sort of religion speilberg and Lucas I think didnt want another thing milking the god theme I am not athiest
But I think what disappointed the most was the ending. Right from the start it is established that the skull is at Area 51 (Roswell, *sigh*, as usual), and throughout the movie the word "aliens!" is basically spelled out to the audience. Then we reach the end.... and... yes.... it ends with aliens... actually, there's no revelation at all. No surprise, no plot twist, it is exactly what everyone predicted from the start of the movie.
A believable bad guy is very important with these kinds of movies. Spalko failed to establish any threat what so ever. Right from her very first introduction she fails to read Indy's mind and he laughs at her. Mutt ends up being her equal in sword fighting, and even when she throws a monkey off a cliff we see it survives. What a mockery. Now Toht, that was a scary villain. And he hardly does anything except hang up his coat. Spalko looked actually kind of hot, and that's bad.
Well the German chick was hot too but her role in The Last Crusade was better than Spalko's in this movie's. But I do agree that this movie wasn't up to compare with the first 3
CGIs are tools. Nowadays most director thinks that it is the only available option to create a financially successful movie. I dont know if it is true or not, although I think RamboIV and Apocalipto jungle scenes are much better.
What an abysmal movie. Everything about it was bad. The CGI was used to an annoying extend. The CG Raodrunnerstyle-Gophers made Starwars I,II,III look slightly acceptible. The main villain failed to make any sort of threatening impression, and why was Marion giggling throughout every action scene? An incoherent predictable plot, with scenes stitched together even more incoherently. Oh, and this was a bad review.
no imaculata you are wrong. this movie was good, your opinions are bad. The gophers had a screen time of 15 seconds at most, theres no more CGI in this movie than any other average movie made today, and Marion wasnt giggling the whole movie, you were just on cocaine at the time is all.This wasnt as good as Crusade or Raiders, but it was better than Doom and it was a very fun movie.
Your an idiot who thinks the star wars prequels are bad, even though if u open ur mind the old star wars films are just as cheesy as the the new ones. go back and fucking watch the old star wars movies again because the dialog is just as "bad" as episodes 1,2, and 3. You just have some fucking shield wrapped around your head, protecting you from the truth. you only think the original movies are perfect because they are the originals. Thats it. Open your fucking mind up.
Uh, no. He is right. And CGI gophers, whether on screen for five seconds or five minutes is silly and stupid. Tack on CGI monkeys with greaser haircuts and surviving a nuclear blast by hiding in a fridge and you have extreme FAIL.
I actually did went back and watch Temple of Doom, and it was a lot better than I remembered. I always thought it was the worst of the trilogy... but now seeing it again it is a bloody masterpiece compared to Kingdom of the Plastic Looking Skull. And the old Starwars movies were really good. Special effects were still used functionally.
I agree with you, and i actually think the space scene in the old star wars movies look more realistic than the new ones, where a giant space battle is being fought between 4 different kinds of ships put in a different angles
sorry shaolin214, Imaculata is dead on. this was one of the worst movies i have ever seen in my life. had i a sharp object nearby i would have gouged my eyes out after the alien spaceship scene. that or any scene with karen allen (talk about lost it)
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This was a horrible, and let me stress again, horrible adaptation of what they originally established as "Indiana Jones". Aliens? What in hells name were they thinking? Why not throw in the boogyman and a werewolf or two? This movie could have been great. Harrison Ford was still a great actor in this film, but they got away from what "indiana Jones" is all about. Yes the other movies were action packed, but they also had the mystery and adventure aspects too. They lost that in this one.
this film really was not that bad. it was what i wanted in an action movie. ACTION. UNREAL ACTION. sure its story wasnt the greatest, but it was a good action flick standalone. but it is definatley the worst indy flick. but it was not a bad movie.
This was the most anticipated movie of the summer of 2008 and it turned out to be the most disappointing movie of 2008! This might have been an okay action movie...but it's nowhere close to being called an Indiana Jones movie!!!
eric and j.d., you're fucking retarded. you've lost all credibility as critics. lets have a 12 year old write this film:
"i want indie to fight...ALIENS!....and i want him to get help from monkeys and ants. um, i want him to survive a nuke, go over a thousand foot waterfall without getting wet, find a magnetic skull thats only magnetic when it's plot driven, meet his bastard son who's annoying as hell, and in the end i want him to get married and never have another adventure" you guys suck
Why oh why didn't they leave well enough alone it was just fine as a trilogy.
4 was so horrible that it should have been left on the cutting room floor or better yet locked in a crate stacked in a huge warehouse never to be seen again.
I enjoyed "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull." It's a worthy addition to the franchise but it should be the last. We don't need to see the adventures of Mutt. Four films is enough.
Shia LaBoef is incredibly badly cast, I couldn't think of a less convincing greaser, except for Steven Haking or someone and he's not a professional actor anyway. The film was crap, that stupid old bitch and Ray Winston were so annoying that I wanted the Soviets to win. The less said about the ridiculous monkeys the better.
Take what I just said and shove it up your ass and keep it there for the rest of your life. When your done nagging about how stupid this movie is (when it isn't) then you can take it out.... OK?
are u insane this movie was terrible it was just like action scenes mashed together then to glue it some hard to follow about fucking aliens thats not how people make films
while i agree that lucas needs to be water-boarded for the shit hes done to his movies, i think spielberg working on this one made it tolerable, even though the aliens were retarded
all i can say is i hope they paid erich von daniken for this movie!
it was good but i am an archaeology student and he is like a god to us!..but i kinda guessed they would go down the ancient alien route as i dont know what other alternative archaeology they could use..theyve done it all..but im glad as im a massive chariots of the gods fan :) if you think this movie sucked i think you were probs expecting sumin else
I can't see how any indiana jones fan cannot like this movie. It is so similar yet so unique. I swear some people are just so caught up in the whole "classic" status of the originals that they MUST hate this film no matter what.
Wait a minute. You said that George Lucas knows how to make a movie? You must have been paid to say that. This is a HORRIBLE review. A SHIT movie with a SHIT review. George Lucas was the worst thing about this movie. The first 30 minutes had Speilberg charm. So your precious Shia Labeouf bar scene was Speilberg's part. The second that Indy and Mutt get on that plane to go to Africa it was horrible and it never stopped. Stupid action and BORING AS HELL scenes makes this movie the worst film ever
i agree.. every action scene was pointless.. the last movie i saw that was bad on this scale was batman and robin. this movie has all the same problems (over the top and pointless action sequences, nothing relates to the plot untill like the last 30 minutes and it seems like a joke) like when he was in that refrigerator and all that... thats gotta be one of the stupidest things ever. it was pointless and he was fine 2 minutes later. the olds ones are good though. real good
I agree. The first three are amazing. This should not have been classified as an Indiana Jones movie. I was SO stunned with this movie that I saw it in theatres, came home, ranted about it for an hour and then rented it for my family to watch it. I hated every second of it.
I agree, any good reveiw of this movie would have to be paid for! I enjoy the Indiana Jones movies, but this movie was completely terrible. I was anxious to see this movie but I had to force myself to finish watching it because it sucked. Just plain terrrible!
I'm the same way. I keep hearing from fans that "Well, you had your expectations too high" my answer for that is, HOW COULD YOU NOT?!?!? ALL THE ACTION IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE IS IN THE TRAILER! EVERYTHING GOOD THAT MAKES YOU SEE THE MOVIE IS IN THE TRAILER! When you sit down and watch the movie, everything sucks. George Lucas needs to die. I'm so sick of this alien shit that George Lucas keeps adding in his movies! GEORGE LUCAS SUCKS INDIANA JONES' COCK!
I have no idea where all the comments saying this movie sucked keep getting thumbs down! This is easily one of the worst films I have ever seen. Whoever likes this movie needs to be shot. A HORRIBLE thing to do to such a beloved icon. George Lucas needs to retire. How could Speilberg possibly work with a guy who wanted to get rid of all the charm the first 3 AMAZING films has by replacing it with aliens and a shitload of CGI?
I have no idea where all the comments like this one saying this movie sucked keep getting thumbs down! This is easily one of the worst films I have ever seen. Whoever likes this movie needs to be shot. A HORRIBLE thing to do to such a beloved icon.
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I found this movie vastly disappointing because: Too much cgi, those stupid monkeys, I've always found both Shia LaBoef and Ray Winstone incredibly annoying and they had quite large roles in this, John Hurt and Karen Allen completely wasted in thankless roles, not enough main villains - too many extras, the alien revelation was a bit silly. But for me the movie lost all credibiity when Indy survives the nuclear blast.
I completely agree with you, but Shia LeBeauf was good in his role, he did his job well, and so did Harrison Ford.
What sucks about this movie is that it has too much CGI, stupid storyline involving dumb crystal skulls and aliens while the other 3 invovled history and ancient civilizations and all over-the-top stunts like the stupid referigerator scene.
I have no idea where all the comments like this one saying this movie sucked keep getting thumbs down! This is easily one of the worst films I have ever seen. Whoever likes this movie needs to be shot. A HORRIBLE thing to do to such a beloved icon.
this movie mad me chuckle a bit during the whole movie. sadly i don't think it was supposed to. i liked it, but something was off from the old Indiana Jones movies.
this movie was kool it takes place in the 50s so it was made in a b sci fi style! thats why it has alot of campiness, like the 50 ft woman n they came from outer space!thats wh it was kinda weird!
You fucking moron, you need to be shot to death, this movie is the worst movie ever, if you like this movie, then go watch your dumb stupid The Mummy series and that stupid National Treasure movies
Hey shit bag that would be a great idea if I were into the Mummy series and National Treasure, ya like I'm a Brandon Fraiser fan! So shut up you ass hole shit pile nerd!
Ya, and The Mummy series and National Treasure are for shit bags like you, The Mummy and National Treasure are just rip-off shitbag movies of Indiana Jones
I thought the film was brilliant.....after so long people are bound to slate it because they have this nostalgia thing....its sad but true....for 2008 with the roswell thing perfect...
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I didn't like how they brought that old girl back. Indy always gets a new chick in the movies, in this one he finds out he has a son, with a girl that was only involved in one of the movies? wtf. They alien thing was horrible. The whole south american plot was following the other ones, but the whole alien and chrystal skull thing plain sucked. They should have done something religously known, like the old ones (not temple of doom) I was very disappointed.
it was something new...we needed that...i am a die hard indiana jones fan.....so yeah......almost everybodies favorite girl was marion...i mean willie was O.K but Elsa's dead.....so what do you expect the same thing over and over again....not everything has to be religiously based....its still history....thats real!they actually found 8 of the REAL crystal skulls...its a good change....no offense but...UP YOURS
The movie was kinda stupid in that it was all about one freaking skull getting back to where it came from...i don't think its intricate enough to be interesting for the length of the movie and it felt flat most of the way through, strong start and as you said lost ground later on..Tiring to watch the amount of silly action that wasn't funny at all.
It's amazing how the more I think back on it, the more disappointed I become. NOT because of aliens, per se, but the swinging vines, Marion's character, the lame crystal skull "mystery"...
Anyone notice how virtually no critics have complained about aliens yet that seems to be the fanboy's main gripe? because it's SUPPOSED to be ridiculous, that's the point
Besides, aliens is less farfetched than religious artifacts with magical powers. If they'd have done the religious artefact thing again peple would have complained that it was old hat.
They had to take the series somewhere new and I really liked the idea frankly, the ending wrapped everything up with a twist on the formula.
for me, this movie is not as memorable as other 3 INDIANA JONES movie. I'm a fan of george lucas (i forgot the name of other writer) but it's sad to say that the story is something predictable. I cant remember this movie anymore after 1 year or so...i love director steven spielberg's job. it seems like he used the traditional way of making movie. But not to offend the makers and the fans, i don't like the movie. it's because of the story that affected the whole craft..huhuhuhu...boring...
I liked it for what it was. I didn't go in thinking. oh they better not ruin Indy! like these middle aged fat lazy geeks who post blogs from their moms basement all night. It did have some wtf moments, but hey Indy exist in a pretty fantaatical universe. My only real gripe is the movie became a modern movie when it forgot pacing and just slammed on the accelerator. I mean slow down.
i luved the movie 2 and i think that people should stop saying bad reports about the movie and say it doesnt make sence. sure it has some little screw ups but the alien and more makes a lot of sence to the movie. if u watch it, i want u to pay very close attencion 2 the movie and see if my comment is correct. if u think it isnt, try seeing it again when it comes out on dvd :)
I just watched it for the third time and...they actually used a lot of sets. A lot more than most movies do, I thought it was okay at first but this movie has REALLY grown on me. Its like the odd episode entry, the one funny x-files episode, or that simpsons episode where it runs like a pulp fiction movie and it shows four different stories. It's not like the other indy movies...but it so feels like an indiana jones move and I say it rocks as well. I loved it...good to have you back Jones.
This movie is a huge pile of dog shit. And to say otherwise is just sugar-coating all the bullshit this movie has in it. The other three movies, at least they had some basis in the real world. But this one...Aliens. ALIENS!!?!? What the hell were they smoking when they thought this shit up. I'm a hard-core Indy fan obviously, and when I saw this movie yesterday it made me very disappointed.
Thanks for screwing up an epic kick-ass series. :/
How dare you say that! Sure, it's slightly far-fetched at times, but what's wrong with aliens? Aliens exist! Probably not humanoid, most likely bacteria, but they exist anyway! I personally loved that movie.
it was never gonna be as good as the originals but it was still amazing
face it the 2nd world war has been we now have an amazing thing called CGI which makes graphics better so shut the fuck up u dumabass and actually watch the film. I admit the ending was a little wierd with the saucer and alien but stop being a fat twat and just watch it and stop sayin how crap it was.
in raiders of the lost ark they used a painting scene, remember where that car goes over a cliff, thats not even real it was a painting, so its the same shit if it was cgi n those days!
If you say this was good then you are the exact type of modern day moron Lucas was pandering to when he made this ridiculous film. I mean, come on! The first 10 seconds included a CGI winking gopher!! Need I say more!? I do? OK, how about the concept of surviving a nuclear blast in a refrigerator? The "Tarzan" scene? The constant use of CGI made me feel more like I was watching "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" than an Indy film. Steven Spielberg and George Lucas - please fold up your director's chairs.
Stop crying about the CGI Indy nerd and GET ON WITH THE TIMES!!! This isnt the 80s where clay or whatever crap was used to make the Indy films. Face it. CGI is the new big thing.
yeah but inappropriate use or overruse of cgi makes the movie look cartoony. There's something to be said for stuff that is real. Real explosions, real models, etc. Look at the stylistic differences between the Star Wars prequels and eps 4-6. 1-3 was a big cartoon. People can still see cgi as looking fake and it hurts the movie.
i saw the movie last night, i am 45 years old and a big fan of indiana. to be truthful i wasnt expecting much and becuase of that i had a great time, yes the movie wasnt nearly as well done as the other ones, but it was a treat just the same
remember this new movie was meant to b seen more like a sci fi B movie since it takes place in the 5os, the last three supposed to feel more like the serials from the 30s, so dont compare this flick with the last ones. the trilogy is the trilogy n thats it!
listen people i'm a fan of indiana jones and i thought the movie was well done. you people were expecting too much of it. maybe if you were to actually pay attention you would have found the movie entertaining
Nope... Sorry... I was paying attention, and it was shit. Expecting too much? I was expecting a good story, not a steaming turd. If the commercials for this movie said, "Come see a steaming turd! In theaters near you!" then you'd be right in saying we expected too much. But, no, I was expecting a story into which someone put some thought.
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This movie was shit!! What was with the "tarzan" sequence? It lacked any worthwhile gags, there were too many people running around with Indy, so much so that he seemed lost in the crowd and all we saw were alot of people running around the place!!! It never lives up to the old movies. And it turned into the X-Files!!! Barf!!!
Are you kidding me? That movie was a steaming turd. The ninja in the graveyard? The monkey scene? The ant scene? The car/sword fight scene? The tree/waterfall scene? Need I go on? That movie was a disgrace to the series...
You are so right! I wasn´t expecting much, but I hated Shia LaBoefs scene, all the CGI, the gophers and the "solution". There was such a potential which sparkles in all the messed up scenes. What happened?
Your all hoping on the hate bandwagon cuz this movie was great!! it worked on all levels your just clkose minded and you want it to be a CLONE of Raiders and not a NEW film. the movie was great
Omg...did you guys see the same movie i did?....it sucked. one word : "random"
Nobody at all bothered by "surviving a nuke bu getting in a fridge". Or why some american kid can catch up with the cars using vines like tarzan, he prolly never even saw a real vine. and what was with the monkeys!?!?....oh yea...and the ending...wtf?!!!!!
i dunno, american audiences must not be bothered by shear stupidity and lack of logic?
19 years, and two oscars and Spielberg comes up with this. Should've left the aliens out of it, they are in enough of his films. Aliens are not Indiana Jones. And before some bright spark corrects me- yes I did hear how they are 'inter dimensional beings' and not supposed to be actual extraterrestials. But if they are made to look like the traditional images of aliens then thats what everyone is going to call them. Film sucks 2 stars (one less than Temple Of Doom)
I HATED THE DIALOG ABOUT THE ALIEN. Where did it go "Oh, it is a transdimensional alien, and it has gone to place between places." What the bloody hell is that line? Give me a break.
This was indeed an awfully daft film , the action was laughable the caracatures weren't developed enough and a very annoying farther son mother thing going on their. Has speilberg lost it , well anyway i was intrigued by the interdimension alien thing the hint at the mayans and also indian's comment near the start about him likeing icke, who is this icke, david icke? Poor film lets not have another.
This film was terrible. Terrible. I am such a massive Indiana Jones fan and I was really annoyed when I went to see this film, only to experience how bad it is.
It is just a regurgitation of some of the sequences from the original trilogy, and the story SUCKED BAD. These guys know it did, they just are afraid to say it and don't want to slate the Indiana Jones idea (no criticism about you guys personally).
The ending was rubbish to. Indiana Jones is still great though!
what was with all the prairy dogs? i saw it and i was like wtf? wat does that have to do with an alien skull? i guess they were trying to appeal to younger viewers cuz everyone knows you could have the scariest movie ever but if you have a picture of a cute animal in it the 4 year olds will line up to see it.
This movie was shit in comparison to Raiders of the Lost Ark and the Last Crusades. It's definitely in Temple of Doom's league and I personally think that was shit also. I can understand if you think it is fun and you enjoyed it and maybe it was good for the kids but artistically it was shit.
Yh, totally agree, no-one else leaving the cinema seemed to think it but I just felt sorry it wasn't what I was expecting. At some points of the movie I even felt like I was watching a spoof of the orgiginal trilogy because they were just exploiting actions sequences at every turn.
I definitely agree as well. I had higher expectations considering
a) it's INDIANA FRIKIN' JONES
and b) when you get lucas and however you spell stevens last name, you'd figure it'd be better. I didn't like temple of doom that much either. They just seemed extremely random compared to 1 and 3. I think spielberg's movie E.T. came back to haunt us. Very disappointing ending, honestly. Too bad to. :(
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be savedr
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Jamjam476 7 months ago
this movie was pure garbage for real indy fans
ryecatcher25 9 months ago
Aliens................?
GBincProductions 9 months ago
Meh, Shia didn't do anything for me. I'd actually go after Indy Harrison ford looks pretty damn good for his age. Shia was only good in Even Stevens. I miss that.
FenrirSkollXxXLuna 1 year ago
the whole alien deal just screwed everything up. at least the other ones had connections to actuall historical events. this was a stupid movie that was a disgrace to the indiana jones name. i refuse to accept that this movie exists
Japheth19 1 year ago
@Japheth19 what historical events
legoindyshortround 1 year ago
It's 1957.
carnagereputation 1 year ago
The first half really rocked, made you sleep in the middle, totally improbable and uninvolving in the end. This could have been great.
intrepidlikes 1 year ago
Its true that kingdom is the weakest of the Indy movies, but still a must see. Great movie!
bragdale 1 year ago
YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TallTeeth 1 year ago
Are you insane?, solid rock fist down the movie 100% sucked!! They pretty much just used enough special effects to hide the fact that their was barely any concept behind it and decided to put aliens in it at the end... What the fuck was that all about i thaught i was watchin indiana jones not close encounters, maybe speilburg cant remember what film hes trying to make. I'm sorry but in my opinion this film was to indiana jones fans what the fantom menace was to the origional star wars fans!
meelzonweelz69 1 year ago
this movie was a saturday morning children's special, big surprise, much like the latest star wars movies were....terrible, just terrible
Priv3060 1 year ago
The review was fawning and shows how young these guys are.
NealKlein 1 year ago
You're wrong, it WAS an Indiana Jones movie, untill they decided to throw in aliens to finish off the movie. That one thing, that ONLY thing that fucked the WHOLE movie up.
Jacke9779 1 year ago
@Jacke9779 aliens can be in a indiana jones movie THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
petplatypus 9 months ago
Shia mcbuttfuck is to much of an girl idol , harrison ford rules
cliffthelightning 2 years ago
shia lebouf sucks
i mean river phoenix was great as young indy in crusades
but shia fucking labouf
he acts the same in every movie
transformers fucking blew goats
andrewpatrickstrauss 2 years ago
for me, this movie sucked.
coasterfreakawesome 2 years ago
I hate a couple of things abot ths movie...Shia LaBeouf, I can see how he was chosen to appear so the teenage audience would come, but then again, he's not a good actor, they should pull out new actors for supporting roles like they did for the last 3 films, not ones that appear in Transformers. and makes multi-millions. The ending...oh my god, Raiders of the Lost Ark was the perfect balance of superstition + reality, but this? Thy went too far, especially that acoomplice who kept on betraying!
UsukButIRok 2 years ago 2
Give me a fucking break!!! I don't know what offended me most: The Films or This Couple of Spielberg's-Cock-Suckers... I am too angry to keep writing. Just go to study cinema and film and literature and history you morons! Movies are way more than being "action-packed" or to have CGI EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
IEG2 2 years ago
there is nothing wrong with this movie! its just these comic book reading geeks whos trowing out steam!
ABEY73 2 years ago
Autobotmarcus u suck
walruspictures 2 years ago
I always wanted to meet the real indiana jones who the movies were based on. I thought he was still alive. He can't be if he was 50 yars old in the 1950s. I'm sad now :(
Piratesarrrgreat 2 years ago
The guy with the beard is an idiot, gives king kong a terrible review then gives this one a good one, king kong was a brilliant movie where as this one was a fairly average one that realy wasn't up to the raiders franchise standard.
UHtiger 2 years ago
once again hollywood fucks up what could have remained a classic trilogy, theyre so bloody stupid
Dedokai32 2 years ago 2
Once the CGI monkeys showed up, I lost all interest. Lucas is a prime example of how to NOT use CGI.
Zenn3k 2 years ago 3
the special effects were horrible like the part in the end were the ufo flies from under the ruins sreiously it looked like crap and marion barley was a part of the movie and why the hell did they ad the fat guy and mutt and why aliens the other movies have to deal with some sort of religion speilberg and Lucas I think didnt want another thing milking the god theme I am not athiest
walruspictures 2 years ago
your an idiot, case closed
Autobotmarcus 2 years ago
But I think what disappointed the most was the ending. Right from the start it is established that the skull is at Area 51 (Roswell, *sigh*, as usual), and throughout the movie the word "aliens!" is basically spelled out to the audience. Then we reach the end.... and... yes.... it ends with aliens... actually, there's no revelation at all. No surprise, no plot twist, it is exactly what everyone predicted from the start of the movie.
Imaculata 2 years ago
A believable bad guy is very important with these kinds of movies. Spalko failed to establish any threat what so ever. Right from her very first introduction she fails to read Indy's mind and he laughs at her. Mutt ends up being her equal in sword fighting, and even when she throws a monkey off a cliff we see it survives. What a mockery. Now Toht, that was a scary villain. And he hardly does anything except hang up his coat. Spalko looked actually kind of hot, and that's bad.
Imaculata 2 years ago
Well the German chick was hot too but her role in The Last Crusade was better than Spalko's in this movie's. But I do agree that this movie wasn't up to compare with the first 3
Firecloud500 2 years ago
CGIs are tools. Nowadays most director thinks that it is the only available option to create a financially successful movie. I dont know if it is true or not, although I think RamboIV and Apocalipto jungle scenes are much better.
Vazul168 2 years ago
What an abysmal movie. Everything about it was bad. The CGI was used to an annoying extend. The CG Raodrunnerstyle-Gophers made Starwars I,II,III look slightly acceptible. The main villain failed to make any sort of threatening impression, and why was Marion giggling throughout every action scene? An incoherent predictable plot, with scenes stitched together even more incoherently. Oh, and this was a bad review.
Imaculata 2 years ago
no imaculata you are wrong. this movie was good, your opinions are bad. The gophers had a screen time of 15 seconds at most, theres no more CGI in this movie than any other average movie made today, and Marion wasnt giggling the whole movie, you were just on cocaine at the time is all.This wasnt as good as Crusade or Raiders, but it was better than Doom and it was a very fun movie.
Shaolin214 2 years ago
Your an idiot who thinks the star wars prequels are bad, even though if u open ur mind the old star wars films are just as cheesy as the the new ones. go back and fucking watch the old star wars movies again because the dialog is just as "bad" as episodes 1,2, and 3. You just have some fucking shield wrapped around your head, protecting you from the truth. you only think the original movies are perfect because they are the originals. Thats it. Open your fucking mind up.
Shaolin214 2 years ago
Uh, no. He is right. And CGI gophers, whether on screen for five seconds or five minutes is silly and stupid. Tack on CGI monkeys with greaser haircuts and surviving a nuclear blast by hiding in a fridge and you have extreme FAIL.
jcasetnl 2 years ago
This movie was Feccus. Know what Feccus is? Feccus is a Big ol' pile o' Crap.
lavernious231 2 years ago
I actually did went back and watch Temple of Doom, and it was a lot better than I remembered. I always thought it was the worst of the trilogy... but now seeing it again it is a bloody masterpiece compared to Kingdom of the Plastic Looking Skull. And the old Starwars movies were really good. Special effects were still used functionally.
Imaculata 2 years ago 2
I agree with you, and i actually think the space scene in the old star wars movies look more realistic than the new ones, where a giant space battle is being fought between 4 different kinds of ships put in a different angles
mortman200 2 years ago 2
sorry shaolin214, Imaculata is dead on. this was one of the worst movies i have ever seen in my life. had i a sharp object nearby i would have gouged my eyes out after the alien spaceship scene. that or any scene with karen allen (talk about lost it)
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Raarrh 2 years ago
i'd give this movie a 7/10
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RVD2267 2 years ago
what r u talking about asshole? that was a good movie
ABEY73 2 years ago
This was a horrible, and let me stress again, horrible adaptation of what they originally established as "Indiana Jones". Aliens? What in hells name were they thinking? Why not throw in the boogyman and a werewolf or two? This movie could have been great. Harrison Ford was still a great actor in this film, but they got away from what "indiana Jones" is all about. Yes the other movies were action packed, but they also had the mystery and adventure aspects too. They lost that in this one.
donut2009 2 years ago
this film really was not that bad. it was what i wanted in an action movie. ACTION. UNREAL ACTION. sure its story wasnt the greatest, but it was a good action flick standalone. but it is definatley the worst indy flick. but it was not a bad movie.
L7dreamtheaterfan 2 years ago
wrong, wrong, wrong, it happened in 1957, not 1958, what the hell is a matter with you guys, you douchbags
PandemicWarZ0ne 2 years ago
the film is great
rzacosmin 2 years ago
This was the most anticipated movie of the summer of 2008 and it turned out to be the most disappointing movie of 2008! This might have been an okay action movie...but it's nowhere close to being called an Indiana Jones movie!!!
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orange 2 years ago
eric and j.d., you're fucking retarded. you've lost all credibility as critics. lets have a 12 year old write this film:
"i want indie to fight...ALIENS!....and i want him to get help from monkeys and ants. um, i want him to survive a nuke, go over a thousand foot waterfall without getting wet, find a magnetic skull thats only magnetic when it's plot driven, meet his bastard son who's annoying as hell, and in the end i want him to get married and never have another adventure" you guys suck
matthibner 3 years ago 2
lol your stupid dude he never got helpfrom ants
CODEMAN9494 2 years ago
This movie was horrible and thats coming from a fan not a fanboy, it just fell flat on it's face.
pandrew71 3 years ago
I loved Crystal skull. Can't wait to get the DVD!!
filmfan17 3 years ago
Why oh why didn't they leave well enough alone it was just fine as a trilogy.
4 was so horrible that it should have been left on the cutting room floor or better yet locked in a crate stacked in a huge warehouse never to be seen again.
jacksprack73 3 years ago
I thought this movie was fantastic! Watch the Blu-Ray and prepare to be blown away!
Top 5 0f 2008:
1. Indy 4
2. Benjamin Button
3. Wall-E
4. The Dark Knight
5. Iron Man
LaurenceRoques 3 years ago
I enjoyed "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull." It's a worthy addition to the franchise but it should be the last. We don't need to see the adventures of Mutt. Four films is enough.
Ndirsc2 3 years ago
I agree, please no 5th installment. Why is everyone bitching about this movie! It wasn't great but it wasn't bad.
batmanhicks93 3 years ago
im on cam and bored
i cant watch this video LT
Dneekap 3 years ago
Shia LaBoef is incredibly badly cast, I couldn't think of a less convincing greaser, except for Steven Haking or someone and he's not a professional actor anyway. The film was crap, that stupid old bitch and Ray Winston were so annoying that I wanted the Soviets to win. The less said about the ridiculous monkeys the better.
ImAMassiveBender 3 years ago
i loved this movie
flaminknight 3 years ago
You guys are saying that this movie is bad...
I'm saying that you can't do better...
Take what I just said and shove it up your ass and keep it there for the rest of your life. When your done nagging about how stupid this movie is (when it isn't) then you can take it out.... OK?
princecomedy 3 years ago
are u insane this movie was terrible it was just like action scenes mashed together then to glue it some hard to follow about fucking aliens thats not how people make films
joshdullisear 3 years ago
AGREED!!!!!!!
drcurien123 3 years ago
while i agree that lucas needs to be water-boarded for the shit hes done to his movies, i think spielberg working on this one made it tolerable, even though the aliens were retarded
LucionX 3 years ago
all i can say is i hope they paid erich von daniken for this movie!
it was good but i am an archaeology student and he is like a god to us!..but i kinda guessed they would go down the ancient alien route as i dont know what other alternative archaeology they could use..theyve done it all..but im glad as im a massive chariots of the gods fan :) if you think this movie sucked i think you were probs expecting sumin else
shawry86 3 years ago
TERRIBLE REVIEW! INDY 4 WAS LIKE A SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON WITH WORSE WRITING. Obviously these guys are retarded or being paid.
venomsnake22 3 years ago
5 stars- I dn't know what you're all saying. I am an indy fan and I loved this movie. It wasn't as good as the orginal 3 but still good.
merrick00987 3 years ago
@Merrick00987
I agree dude, people get to choosey about these things and can't sit in a cinema enjoy it without picking any faults with the movie
neoxthexone1 3 years ago
Cool, I'm glad yoy agree, neoxthexone1. I have to ask, what kind of movies do you are into?
merrick00987 3 years ago
Anytype really but mostly superhero, action movies like TDK, Die Hard etc
neoxthexone1 3 years ago
I can't see how any indiana jones fan cannot like this movie. It is so similar yet so unique. I swear some people are just so caught up in the whole "classic" status of the originals that they MUST hate this film no matter what.
This film is definately at par with the rest.
CmacD87 3 years ago
No, this film is a disgrace to the original 3, my suggestion is that leave the Indiana Jones franchise alone and watch your stupid Mummy shit
LiverpoolFC468216 3 years ago
By the way, the movie takes place in 1957
magicman205 3 years ago
Wait a minute. You said that George Lucas knows how to make a movie? You must have been paid to say that. This is a HORRIBLE review. A SHIT movie with a SHIT review. George Lucas was the worst thing about this movie. The first 30 minutes had Speilberg charm. So your precious Shia Labeouf bar scene was Speilberg's part. The second that Indy and Mutt get on that plane to go to Africa it was horrible and it never stopped. Stupid action and BORING AS HELL scenes makes this movie the worst film ever
magicman205 3 years ago
i agree.. every action scene was pointless.. the last movie i saw that was bad on this scale was batman and robin. this movie has all the same problems (over the top and pointless action sequences, nothing relates to the plot untill like the last 30 minutes and it seems like a joke) like when he was in that refrigerator and all that... thats gotta be one of the stupidest things ever. it was pointless and he was fine 2 minutes later. the olds ones are good though. real good
dannyglv789 3 years ago
I agree. The first three are amazing. This should not have been classified as an Indiana Jones movie. I was SO stunned with this movie that I saw it in theatres, came home, ranted about it for an hour and then rented it for my family to watch it. I hated every second of it.
magicman205 3 years ago
I agree, any good reveiw of this movie would have to be paid for! I enjoy the Indiana Jones movies, but this movie was completely terrible. I was anxious to see this movie but I had to force myself to finish watching it because it sucked. Just plain terrrible!
nagrom456 3 years ago
I'm the same way. I keep hearing from fans that "Well, you had your expectations too high" my answer for that is, HOW COULD YOU NOT?!?!? ALL THE ACTION IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE IS IN THE TRAILER! EVERYTHING GOOD THAT MAKES YOU SEE THE MOVIE IS IN THE TRAILER! When you sit down and watch the movie, everything sucks. George Lucas needs to die. I'm so sick of this alien shit that George Lucas keeps adding in his movies! GEORGE LUCAS SUCKS INDIANA JONES' COCK!
magicman205 3 years ago
I have no idea where all the comments saying this movie sucked keep getting thumbs down! This is easily one of the worst films I have ever seen. Whoever likes this movie needs to be shot. A HORRIBLE thing to do to such a beloved icon. George Lucas needs to retire. How could Speilberg possibly work with a guy who wanted to get rid of all the charm the first 3 AMAZING films has by replacing it with aliens and a shitload of CGI?
magicman205 3 years ago
This is a shit review...
Jankas15 3 years ago
This film was ok.
killerrodan 3 years ago
this movie was horrible. i was laughing in the theater opening night. i couldnt take it seriously. it was garbage
dannyglv789 3 years ago
I have no idea where all the comments like this one saying this movie sucked keep getting thumbs down! This is easily one of the worst films I have ever seen. Whoever likes this movie needs to be shot. A HORRIBLE thing to do to such a beloved icon.
magicman205 3 years ago
The movie was horrible considering that it was made by one of the greatest directors and producers of our time.
GlockNinja 3 years ago
since when were these movies bastions of realism?
SceneStealers 3 years ago 3
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I found this movie vastly disappointing because: Too much cgi, those stupid monkeys, I've always found both Shia LaBoef and Ray Winstone incredibly annoying and they had quite large roles in this, John Hurt and Karen Allen completely wasted in thankless roles, not enough main villains - too many extras, the alien revelation was a bit silly. But for me the movie lost all credibiity when Indy survives the nuclear blast.
Ashworth6 3 years ago
I completely agree with you, but Shia LeBeauf was good in his role, he did his job well, and so did Harrison Ford.
What sucks about this movie is that it has too much CGI, stupid storyline involving dumb crystal skulls and aliens while the other 3 invovled history and ancient civilizations and all over-the-top stunts like the stupid referigerator scene.
LiverpoolFC468216 3 years ago
I have no idea where all the comments like this one saying this movie sucked keep getting thumbs down! This is easily one of the worst films I have ever seen. Whoever likes this movie needs to be shot. A HORRIBLE thing to do to such a beloved icon.
magicman205 3 years ago
OH MY GOD!!
Chadmuska10 3 years ago 2
this movie mad me chuckle a bit during the whole movie. sadly i don't think it was supposed to. i liked it, but something was off from the old Indiana Jones movies.
AnoymonousOvation 3 years ago 4
This film was good and alote better then the new star wars movie's.
TheKid3745 3 years ago 2
this movie was kool it takes place in the 50s so it was made in a b sci fi style! thats why it has alot of campiness, like the 50 ft woman n they came from outer space!thats wh it was kinda weird!
ABEY73 3 years ago 2
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THE MOVIE WAS GARBAGE
Everything George Lucas touches these days turns to shit ,he fucked up star wars now indy
steven spielberg should stop hanging around with him or he'll turn to shit too
captaincabs 3 years ago
I agree that Georg Lucas is a fatass hasben, but I think this movie was good because its what a good adventure movie is supposed to be.
TheKid3745 3 years ago
1957! IT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!
cjl1996 3 years ago 5
You fucking moron, you need to be shot to death, this movie is the worst movie ever, if you like this movie, then go watch your dumb stupid The Mummy series and that stupid National Treasure movies
LiverpoolFC468216 3 years ago
Hey shit bag that would be a great idea if I were into the Mummy series and National Treasure, ya like I'm a Brandon Fraiser fan! So shut up you ass hole shit pile nerd!
cjl1996 3 years ago
Ya, and The Mummy series and National Treasure are for shit bags like you, The Mummy and National Treasure are just rip-off shitbag movies of Indiana Jones
LiverpoolFC468216 3 years ago 2
Brilliant review! I pretty much agree with everything you said about the movie
Eltempe 3 years ago
I thought the film was brilliant.....after so long people are bound to slate it because they have this nostalgia thing....its sad but true....for 2008 with the roswell thing perfect...
lumpfish99 3 years ago
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I didn't like how they brought that old girl back. Indy always gets a new chick in the movies, in this one he finds out he has a son, with a girl that was only involved in one of the movies? wtf. They alien thing was horrible. The whole south american plot was following the other ones, but the whole alien and chrystal skull thing plain sucked. They should have done something religously known, like the old ones (not temple of doom) I was very disappointed.
Jackula1027 3 years ago
it was something new...we needed that...i am a die hard indiana jones fan.....so yeah......almost everybodies favorite girl was marion...i mean willie was O.K but Elsa's dead.....so what do you expect the same thing over and over again....not everything has to be religiously based....its still history....thats real!they actually found 8 of the REAL crystal skulls...its a good change....no offense but...UP YOURS
indianajones395 3 years ago 2
1957 dumbass!
sfan1 3 years ago 2
I like your Herzog T-shirt. I want one too!!
Wacek4444 3 years ago
Cinefile Video. look 'em up. you can get 'em on the Web!
SceneStealers 3 years ago
I think something spoiled in the fridge, though.
Maybe a CGI gopher?
IMHO.
CaptainVideo40 3 years ago
it was 1957 you douch fucks
Axlfreek 3 years ago
you are so right and i am a such a douche fuck for being off by one whole year.
SceneStealers 3 years ago
The movie was kinda stupid in that it was all about one freaking skull getting back to where it came from...i don't think its intricate enough to be interesting for the length of the movie and it felt flat most of the way through, strong start and as you said lost ground later on..Tiring to watch the amount of silly action that wasn't funny at all.
RobbieStott 3 years ago
Robbie-
It's amazing how the more I think back on it, the more disappointed I become. NOT because of aliens, per se, but the swinging vines, Marion's character, the lame crystal skull "mystery"...
-Eric
SceneStealers 3 years ago
Aladan, compared to other movies coming out today, you've got to admit that the pacing was at a nice speed here.
bckesler 3 years ago
Anyone notice how virtually no critics have complained about aliens yet that seems to be the fanboy's main gripe? because it's SUPPOSED to be ridiculous, that's the point
Besides, aliens is less farfetched than religious artifacts with magical powers. If they'd have done the religious artefact thing again peple would have complained that it was old hat.
They had to take the series somewhere new and I really liked the idea frankly, the ending wrapped everything up with a twist on the formula.
jomo999 3 years ago
really good point....
SceneStealers 3 years ago
for me, this movie is not as memorable as other 3 INDIANA JONES movie. I'm a fan of george lucas (i forgot the name of other writer) but it's sad to say that the story is something predictable. I cant remember this movie anymore after 1 year or so...i love director steven spielberg's job. it seems like he used the traditional way of making movie. But not to offend the makers and the fans, i don't like the movie. it's because of the story that affected the whole craft..huhuhuhu...boring...
repotgenerations 3 years ago
Why are all movies in a rush today? watch a movie like close encounters. compared to how a movie is paced today. aw well i still had fun
Aladan57 3 years ago
I liked it for what it was. I didn't go in thinking. oh they better not ruin Indy! like these middle aged fat lazy geeks who post blogs from their moms basement all night. It did have some wtf moments, but hey Indy exist in a pretty fantaatical universe. My only real gripe is the movie became a modern movie when it forgot pacing and just slammed on the accelerator. I mean slow down.
Aladan57 3 years ago
i luved the movie 2 and i think that people should stop saying bad reports about the movie and say it doesnt make sence. sure it has some little screw ups but the alien and more makes a lot of sence to the movie. if u watch it, i want u to pay very close attencion 2 the movie and see if my comment is correct. if u think it isnt, try seeing it again when it comes out on dvd :)
godzillalover10000 3 years ago
I just watched it for the third time and...they actually used a lot of sets. A lot more than most movies do, I thought it was okay at first but this movie has REALLY grown on me. Its like the odd episode entry, the one funny x-files episode, or that simpsons episode where it runs like a pulp fiction movie and it shows four different stories. It's not like the other indy movies...but it so feels like an indiana jones move and I say it rocks as well. I loved it...good to have you back Jones.
JohnnyFaye1 3 years ago
Let us just all be thankful that they made another Indiana Jones movie. Let us hope they would make more.
starquasar1 3 years ago 2
I think that these guys pretty much nailed the movie, to be honest. I genereally agreed with what they said, specifically the guy on the left.
CalvinHobbesTV 3 years ago
This movie is a huge pile of dog shit. And to say otherwise is just sugar-coating all the bullshit this movie has in it. The other three movies, at least they had some basis in the real world. But this one...Aliens. ALIENS!!?!? What the hell were they smoking when they thought this shit up. I'm a hard-core Indy fan obviously, and when I saw this movie yesterday it made me very disappointed.
Thanks for screwing up an epic kick-ass series. :/
Lollarcoaster 3 years ago
How dare you say that! Sure, it's slightly far-fetched at times, but what's wrong with aliens? Aliens exist! Probably not humanoid, most likely bacteria, but they exist anyway! I personally loved that movie.
Zeeky64 3 years ago 3
I don't have problem with the saucer at all. The only problem I have with this movie is that it does not have the "heart or warmth".
starquasar1 3 years ago
the beginnin was the best part with the warehouse
pike 1242 shut the fuck up
it was never gonna be as good as the originals but it was still amazing
face it the 2nd world war has been we now have an amazing thing called CGI which makes graphics better so shut the fuck up u dumabass and actually watch the film. I admit the ending was a little wierd with the saucer and alien but stop being a fat twat and just watch it and stop sayin how crap it was.
you should be shot pike1242
Mclovin1488 3 years ago
I liked the last scene the best.
FlyingDojo 3 years ago
Good review.
scottkicksyou 3 years ago
in raiders of the lost ark they used a painting scene, remember where that car goes over a cliff, thats not even real it was a painting, so its the same shit if it was cgi n those days!
ABEY73 3 years ago
THIS WAS THE BEST MOVIE IVE EVER SEEN!
132435465768 3 years ago
If you say this was good then you are the exact type of modern day moron Lucas was pandering to when he made this ridiculous film. I mean, come on! The first 10 seconds included a CGI winking gopher!! Need I say more!? I do? OK, how about the concept of surviving a nuclear blast in a refrigerator? The "Tarzan" scene? The constant use of CGI made me feel more like I was watching "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" than an Indy film. Steven Spielberg and George Lucas - please fold up your director's chairs.
pike1242 3 years ago 2
Stop crying about the CGI Indy nerd and GET ON WITH THE TIMES!!! This isnt the 80s where clay or whatever crap was used to make the Indy films. Face it. CGI is the new big thing.
joster285 3 years ago
yeah but inappropriate use or overruse of cgi makes the movie look cartoony. There's something to be said for stuff that is real. Real explosions, real models, etc. Look at the stylistic differences between the Star Wars prequels and eps 4-6. 1-3 was a big cartoon. People can still see cgi as looking fake and it hurts the movie.
DarthSheen 3 years ago 2
Nice one, you got it down there. Two reviers is a good strategy. Hahaha.
Tomorer 3 years ago
scenestealers,thanks for posting this.
i saw the movie last night, i am 45 years old and a big fan of indiana. to be truthful i wasnt expecting much and becuase of that i had a great time, yes the movie wasnt nearly as well done as the other ones, but it was a treat just the same
shamanizing 3 years ago
remember this new movie was meant to b seen more like a sci fi B movie since it takes place in the 5os, the last three supposed to feel more like the serials from the 30s, so dont compare this flick with the last ones. the trilogy is the trilogy n thats it!
ABEY73 3 years ago
listen people i'm a fan of indiana jones and i thought the movie was well done. you people were expecting too much of it. maybe if you were to actually pay attention you would have found the movie entertaining
stealth8th 3 years ago
Nope... Sorry... I was paying attention, and it was shit. Expecting too much? I was expecting a good story, not a steaming turd. If the commercials for this movie said, "Come see a steaming turd! In theaters near you!" then you'd be right in saying we expected too much. But, no, I was expecting a story into which someone put some thought.
GhostyFilms 3 years ago 2
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This movie was shit!! What was with the "tarzan" sequence? It lacked any worthwhile gags, there were too many people running around with Indy, so much so that he seemed lost in the crowd and all we saw were alot of people running around the place!!! It never lives up to the old movies. And it turned into the X-Files!!! Barf!!!
cloverfield911 3 years ago
novemberleaf2012 shut the fuck up its an opinion.
purplelemon55 3 years ago
Are you kidding me? That movie was a steaming turd. The ninja in the graveyard? The monkey scene? The ant scene? The car/sword fight scene? The tree/waterfall scene? Need I go on? That movie was a disgrace to the series...
GhostyFilms 3 years ago 2
You are so right! I wasn´t expecting much, but I hated Shia LaBoefs scene, all the CGI, the gophers and the "solution". There was such a potential which sparkles in all the messed up scenes. What happened?
Xerosch 3 years ago
i loved the movie Indiana Jones are the best movies ever
jeffreyleighton 3 years ago
Your all hoping on the hate bandwagon cuz this movie was great!! it worked on all levels your just clkose minded and you want it to be a CLONE of Raiders and not a NEW film. the movie was great
CalgarSkull 3 years ago
It was a clone of Raiders, just infinitely worse.
novemberleaf2012 3 years ago
Omg...did you guys see the same movie i did?....it sucked. one word : "random"
Nobody at all bothered by "surviving a nuke bu getting in a fridge". Or why some american kid can catch up with the cars using vines like tarzan, he prolly never even saw a real vine. and what was with the monkeys!?!?....oh yea...and the ending...wtf?!!!!!
i dunno, american audiences must not be bothered by shear stupidity and lack of logic?
they are losing it...both of 'm
Tyc2B 3 years ago
you are SO right. What a piece of crap. Maybe it was Stevie Speilberger that directed it. Might be the most disappointing movie I've ever seen EVER.
engfant 3 years ago
I dont think it was Steve's fault, but George Lucas fault!
cloverfield911 3 years ago
It was an amazing movie! Tied for second!
elwinator 3 years ago
You need psychiatric care. Fast.
novemberleaf2012 3 years ago
I thought it was a good film and broght the spirit of the indy films back. All the reviews I've seen have been too hard on it.
DarthSheen 3 years ago 3
You're insane.
novemberleaf2012 3 years ago
well i liked the movie
purplelemon55 3 years ago
Immediately report to the nearest hospital.
novemberleaf2012 3 years ago
terrible movie
engfant 3 years ago
I Hate You!
elwinator 3 years ago
bad review, a good review would be saying it sucked ass
wijbrandi 3 years ago
19 years, and two oscars and Spielberg comes up with this. Should've left the aliens out of it, they are in enough of his films. Aliens are not Indiana Jones. And before some bright spark corrects me- yes I did hear how they are 'inter dimensional beings' and not supposed to be actual extraterrestials. But if they are made to look like the traditional images of aliens then thats what everyone is going to call them. Film sucks 2 stars (one less than Temple Of Doom)
wannaseesumfun 3 years ago
I HATED THE DIALOG ABOUT THE ALIEN. Where did it go "Oh, it is a transdimensional alien, and it has gone to place between places." What the bloody hell is that line? Give me a break.
DrummerBoyJason 3 years ago
This was indeed an awfully daft film , the action was laughable the caracatures weren't developed enough and a very annoying farther son mother thing going on their. Has speilberg lost it , well anyway i was intrigued by the interdimension alien thing the hint at the mayans and also indian's comment near the start about him likeing icke, who is this icke, david icke? Poor film lets not have another.
CaptiveRiticuli 3 years ago
rubbish film indeed i dont watch it xx
gesileheart 3 years ago
This film was terrible. Terrible. I am such a massive Indiana Jones fan and I was really annoyed when I went to see this film, only to experience how bad it is.
It is just a regurgitation of some of the sequences from the original trilogy, and the story SUCKED BAD. These guys know it did, they just are afraid to say it and don't want to slate the Indiana Jones idea (no criticism about you guys personally).
The ending was rubbish to. Indiana Jones is still great though!
patricktew 3 years ago
prarie dogs....rubber snakes...atomic bomb...aliens....and tarzan mokeys? Too far fetched for me.
speedbag2000 3 years ago
too farfetched? indiana jones? i guess you don't remember the first 3 very well...
SceneStealers 3 years ago
what was with all the prairy dogs? i saw it and i was like wtf? wat does that have to do with an alien skull? i guess they were trying to appeal to younger viewers cuz everyone knows you could have the scariest movie ever but if you have a picture of a cute animal in it the 4 year olds will line up to see it.
Ookamiboy12 3 years ago
ok Im gonna cry
the first three were just amazing
awesome
this one, was alright
this one doesnt live up to the real indie standards
:SPOILER:
I mean they coudlve gone with out the big alien scene at the end
i mean, thats not indiana jones
thats like e.t.
so, george lucas, please, stop ruining the most awesome trilogys ever!
Alukart117 3 years ago
That was a superb ending - look at what Spalko says: "I want to know everything." Indy villains never learn.
Faust668 3 years ago
the ending sucked...wtf aliens??? so dumb
songmakegohaha 3 years ago
oops they made a mistake
the film is set in 1957, not 1958.
also the film was sick but the ending sucked balls.
hyperduckDGM 3 years ago
This movie was shit in comparison to Raiders of the Lost Ark and the Last Crusades. It's definitely in Temple of Doom's league and I personally think that was shit also. I can understand if you think it is fun and you enjoyed it and maybe it was good for the kids but artistically it was shit.
krzyroone 3 years ago 2
Yh, totally agree, no-one else leaving the cinema seemed to think it but I just felt sorry it wasn't what I was expecting. At some points of the movie I even felt like I was watching a spoof of the orgiginal trilogy because they were just exploiting actions sequences at every turn.
IATV1 3 years ago
I definitely agree as well. I had higher expectations considering
a) it's INDIANA FRIKIN' JONES
and b) when you get lucas and however you spell stevens last name, you'd figure it'd be better. I didn't like temple of doom that much either. They just seemed extremely random compared to 1 and 3. I think spielberg's movie E.T. came back to haunt us. Very disappointing ending, honestly. Too bad to. :(
karatechess 3 years ago
movie was sick
comerford90210 3 years ago
God I loved this movie, I'm going to go see it again.
Totally lives up to the trilogy.
xeryph 3 years ago
NO.YOU.SUCK.BALLS.
Dudeia 3 years ago
didn't harrison ford play han solo on star wars episode 4,5,6
trollslayer5 3 years ago
yeah
gtasaluversm 3 years ago