MY AUDITION TO JOIN THE SEA SHEPHERD CREW ON WHALE WARS

[Digijedi569]

get your head out of your ass you disgusting troll

[scottbaioisdead]

@Digijedi569 hey fuckass delete your name, jedi is from japanese jidaigeki, if you're against japan give up your computer as well.

[Digijedi569]

@scottbaioisdead whoa there captain dipshit, I called you a disgusting troll, but I didnt say anything about me being against Japan, i read manga, i own a playstation, i bought my computer at Walmart "im sure that was made in China, but whatever"

im not an asshole racist, everything isnt about race to me, nothing is really, just facts, and fact is, your a piece of tainted shit, fuck off you rat bastard

[scottbaioisdead]

@Digijedi569 hey fuck head want to explain how my head is in my ass? want to explain why japan is doing anything wrong? please show me your great scientific evidence for your view point.

[Digijedi569]

@scottbaioisdead i never said anything about Japan until you started popping off about it, your really need to stop watching so much damn television, that whale wars shit between sea Sheppards and the Japanese is probably staged, just like WWE, "and as to explain your head being up your ass -Acting like an asshole- Urban Dictionary"

i only said your a disgusting troll

so stop jerking off about Japan, because i dont know what the hell your talking about

[scottbaioisdead]

@Digijedi569 so what you're saying is you have no reason to comment because you don't know whats being discussed. probably staged? no sorry. by the way "Digijedi569 said:

Japanese assholes! Im coming for you!!" you should cover your tracks before you talk about japan you racist little cunt.

[Digijedi569]

@scottbaioisdead was i talking to you? NO! was i joking YES!

i live in TN and couldnt go to Japan if I fucking wanted to

STFU your arrogant trolling cunt

[scottbaioisdead]

@Digijedi569 how is it trolling when you come to my video and comment on a topic you don't care about? i think you misunderstand the definition of trolling, you seem to be the trolling cunt, maybe you need some "book learnin" down there in tn little boy

[Digijedi569]

@scottbaioisdead i troll you, you troll me, your an arrogant asshole, i dont give a shit about what your even talking about, how the hell did i get here from south Park videos anyways?!

[Roofer91]

Looser. That is all!

[kiwirap]

i dis like chosun ninja. but cant you Japanese kill the whales instead of leaving them to die a slow death.its bad enough that they are nearly extinct and ya's disrespect the rest of the world

but time and time again ya find stuff like Asian kids setting dogs on fire putting shoes stomping kittens..skinning dogs alive. if i seen any one do that i would beat the shit out of them.and ya's say ohh ya being racist. it is you lot being racist against the world disrespecting basic good values

[SkyKingInfinity]

hahaha great stuff

[jjwmacdo]

Highly entertaining. Very funny. Thank you.

[Thekid05oo]

@scottbaioisdead you are fucked not funny and anyone who thinks this retard is funny is even more fucked. I'd like you to say that in person too the crew of sea Shepard oh and film so every one of your fucked up viewers can watch you get the shit beaten out of you

[Verithiell]

You obviously dont have a life. Is it your hobby to troll in the internet? It looks like you are jealous, because Greg achieved far more in his life than youll ever do. Plus your gay. And im homophobic. GTFO.

[abcb1521]

omg lol i want a choson mask too!!!

[SarahMonster90]

Wow, i am glad that you have even half they balls they have and actually are making a difference. Until you walk in there shoes and actually get a non artificial heart i think maybe you should back the fuck off. And if you really had balls you would have posted this as a response video.

[scottbaioisdead]

@SarahMonster90 i posted it as a response, and in the comments and on their profile. they didn't approve it :(

[Joesolo13]

...fail

[RJPBurtonBoards]

I laughed pretty hard when those idiots left there fiberglass boat in front of one of the Japanese whaling ships. Real bright idea. Then they have the nerve to try to say that they violated the law, when they parked their little boat in front of it like a bunch of idiots.

[Houzan04Review]

Anti-whaling is business to be profitable for them.

That's all.

It( business of GreenPee (lol)) is basic problem than discusses IQ of mamalian .

___

I always claim that, as for the whaling, a man fights with a whale.

And whales swim in the ocean freely.

However, freedom doesn't exist at all in a cow and a pig in shed for animals and please see poultry-farming.

Which will be true animal disparagement and maltreatment?

In addition, the whale which isn't an endangered species exists much.

[Houzan04Review]

@Houzan04Review

"Chicken Auschwitz" is much crueler than creatures having intelligence fight in each other.I think so.

Therefore I am making an effort to eat only a bird of the animal husbandrys which do "pasturage"

Because purchase root is limited, of course price is high.

However, I am extremely reducing volume to eat meat.

I eat a pig and a bird in week less than twice.

And when we eat it, Japanese don't thank God and(but) say a word of thanks to animal.

[OkamiNinja7]

OMFG, hahahahaha! You gotta send me a mask like that.

[TAOGLOBAL]

apparently the choson clan are "after me" now....o what a sense of fear i have,im so very scared..hmm...on a slightly more adult note,great video !

[computron808]

Dam bro this so funny..Classic!!

[aone122]

Show me this prove?

[scottbaioisdead]

@aone122 so you haven't done any research at all is what you're saying? you didn't notice when you type chosonninja in the youtube search the second suggestion is fake?

[bloodbath71]

the first dual dis ever lol fucking genius

[scottbaioisdead]

@bloodbath71 there are only two things in the world that are full of lies, retarded and anti-japan. greg park and whale wars. 

[aone122]

Look I don't care what this guy says(freedom of speech) but if you don't like Chosonninja and the way he does material art then make your own video demo straiting how you would do it.

The Koreans have their own way of material arts just like the Japaneses. Just be the better person and say "hey look I think chosonninja is doing this wrong" just show it! Stop talking and show it. You'll sound less like a dork when you back up your art.

[scottbaioisdead]

@aone122 we already showed the way the techniques should be done, where do you think greg stole them from.

[aone122]

@scottbaioisdead how all I see is a guy doing what his been taught.

[ChosonPirate]

@aone122 oh so you can prove he has a teacher? what's his teachers name? how come these techniques don't appear anywhere but within the bujinkan related systems? why is it that none of the thousands of hapkido or tkd schools teach the same techniques? explain it. why is it that when we provide misinformation it appears in gregs videos even though we just made it up?

[aone122]

@ChosonPirate I don't know his teacher nor did I claim anything that you just said. All I'm doing is understanding and asking questions. Am I not allowed to ask and giving my point of view. Maybe he teaches something different that's not TKD or hakido who knows?

[scottbaioisdead]

@aone122 we know. we know he's a liar. we've proven it over and over and over.

[Stumperx]

@ChosonPirate, Choson does have a Korean Ninja Sensei and his name is in fact "Sum Dum Gye". Who is in fact a Korean Ninja master specializing in Dim Sim-Do which is an off-shoot of the deadly ancient Korean martial art of 'Who Flung Poo' that originated in 1945. Korean Ninja master Sum Dum Gye decided to leave Korea and move to California USA to find a worthy Korean successor. After searching every TKD and Hapkido school he found Choson working in his parents store... Just like that.

[abvgdejziukl]

@Stumperx roflmao

[BulgarianInCanada]

haha what a fag..

get a life asshole

[scottbaioisdead]

@BulgarianInCanada in canada? better stop those eskimos from whaling too.

[BulgarianInCanada]

@scottbaioisdead there you go thats the best you can do well just because the Eskimos are doing it we gotta do it too. Well guess what SSCS wants EVERYONE to stop whaling not just the Japanese or Norwegians.EVERYONE!!!!

[scottbaioisdead]

@BulgarianInCanada so you want to destroy the indigenous culture of a group of people because you anthropomorphize marine mammals? so how is the japanese take of 935 minke whales which are a least concern species damaging the environment? please explain that. please explain which is more damaging, the 935 whales being taken or the fuel wasted by the giant boats used by the terrorist group sea shepherd and discovery channel's boats and air craft filming them?

[BulgarianInCanada]

@scottbaioisdead intigenous culture really dude.

since when do the Japanese have huge ass massive ships going down to antarctica to harpoon huge whales. since about 1940. that seems like no tradition to me whatsoever. And you are right out of 350, 000 animals 935 minkes wont make much of a difference but the Japanese target endangered fins and humpbacks. And they do it all in Antarctic waters where hunting and fishing isnt allowed. They also do all that in a whale sanctuary+refueling as well.

[wbh333]

@BulgarianInCanada

Well, Japanese have been hunting and eating for long time. Hunting and whale meat were written in the ancient old Japanese books written in the 7th century. Eating whale meat is a part of the Japanese culture. It doesn't matter where the meat is from. Are all of your Christmas gifts made in Christian countries and made by Christians? Is Christmas gift still traditional?

[BulgarianInCanada]

@wbh333 whaling has absolutely no place in the 21st century, neither can the whales sustain those small communities who eat whale in Japan either. Whale stocks have decreased far too much. Also the methods that are used to kill them are just horrific imagine you being harpooned by an explosive grenade tipped harpoon. Lets also not forget whaling was banned by the IWC in 1986 and Japan is an active member of the IWC so they should listen and agree. otherwise they should get out of the IWC

[wbh333]

@BulgarianInCanada

Who defined whaling has absolutely no place in the 21st century? Please don't say you defined it and we have to follow your belief. LOL.

Well, Minke whale stock seems very healthy according to the IWC web site. You anti whaler always use a part truth, but not all. That is how you guys twist the facts.

Is there better way to hunt whales? Wild hunting for other animals is pretty much same.

[scottbaioisdead]

@wbh333 actually it dates back to the jomon period, whale parts were found in jomon period tombs

[wbh333]

@BulgarianInCanada

Well, U.S is hunting bowhead whales, which is much more endangered than Fin and humpback whales. What are they doing against Americans? How many Fin and humpback whales have Japanese hunted for the past 20 years? How many bowhead whales have Americans hunted for the past 20 years?

Please read ICRW article 10(e). It requires scientific researches to lift or change the moratorium. How could Japan do it without the research then?

[scottbaioisdead]

@wbh333 i also addressed bowhead whales and the eskimos hunting them, this person wants to destroy indigenous culture. i think he needs to address korea who are hunting whales illegally and lying that the whales are becoming caught in fishing nets

[ninjamixer]

@scottbaioisdead I don't know but I don't think there are as many McDonalds or other things to eat in the arctic circle as there are in japan so eskimos hunting them is kind of a failed argument

[scottbaioisdead]

@ninjamixer so you're saying people should give up their culture and embrace american fast food, that should go over well.

[ninjamixer]

@scottbaioisdead They pretty much have, when was the last time you saw a picture of a japanese city it looks like NYC McD's for everyone

[wbh333]

@BulgarianInCanada

Research whaling is not prohibited in the whale sanctuary, plus Japan made the objection to the whale sanctuary, so the sanctuary does nothing to the Japanese whaling LOL. Please stop lying.

[scottbaioisdead]

@BulgarianInCanada you call for the sinking of japanese vessels, human lives are less important than the lives of whales? i'm glad to see your priorities are in the right place. there's a road iin my town where geese routinely get hit by cars, perhaps you would like to throw your body in front of the cars to save the animals lives?

[BulgarianInCanada]

@scottbaioisdead I never said that their ships should be sunk although clearly their ships will be more useful on the bottom as fake reefs. And without whales everything might collapse like ecosystems for example. Then many people will die and it will all be our fault the Human fault. So yes I do think whales are important and should be protected which they are its just that nobody except for SSCS has the balls to stand up against Japan.

whales reproduce very slowly they are not cows or chickens

[scottbaioisdead]

@BulgarianInCanada ______________________________

***SHIPS THAT SHOULD BE SUNK!***

-Nisshin Maru

-All Yushin/Shonan Maru class ships

-Kaiko Maru

-Kyoshin Maru

-All Hvalur class harpoon vessels you sure? cause thats your profile

[BulgarianInCanada]

@scottbaioisdead oh that thanks for reminding me I have to add some more ships to that list. And yes they should either be sunk or used for something else. I didnt say kill the people on them btw...

[rhamnogalacturonan]

rough! plenty of endangered whale meat ends up as dog food!! Baker et al (2004) study using dna typing of whale meat sold in japan. i remember Prof baker being really dark about it during my MSc

id eat whale in a second but come on......................how biased are you?

[scottbaioisdead]

@rhamnogalacturonan if you're going to use that as a source then you should also mention that 70% of new york sushi restaurants selling "tuna" have been shown to not actually be selling tuna but other endangered fish. also the whale meat you're referring to comes from a provision that allows whales who become entangled in normal fishing nets or washed up on shore to be used, the japanese aren't out hunting endangered whales for dog food.

[rhamnogalacturonan]

@scottbaioisdead dude, come on dont change the subject.

go to the auckland uni website and find the guy and his work and then get back to me. as you point out, its a huge problem. specifically for NZ in fact, due to people fishing in our waters. i realise we cant beleive all studies implicitly but the results were not what you'd gloss them over to be

[scottbaioisdead]

@rhamnogalacturonan yes it occurs but the fact is the japanese don't implicity go out and hunt endangered species. they can be a product of bycatch but thats a completely different subject.

[rhamnogalacturonan]

@scottbaioisdead constructivly then, how does a country go about decreasing unneseccary by-catch?. the fact that whales get caught isnt what worries me, its the lost opportunity for scientific research that occurs when endangered species are sold as dog meat; are they counted in the quota or does the quota and the actual catch number operate independantly? its a huge issue, maybe some minds out there could logically think about a way forward. we cant just demand japan ceases its culture......soo

[rhamnogalacturonan]

@rhamnogalacturonan if only the seashepard captain had done some physics, some bujinkan (side stepping the whole ninja issue) and some social studies he may well have realised they stupidity(futility) of his actions.

[aone122]

Man grow the hell up and get a life.

[ninjaplease10]

@aone122  It's not really Greg.But good comment

[ZNOLMT]

"God bless you and cut. Just like that!"

[rryan911]

This is your best video ever

[MuscaVolitans]

I don't defend them, either. No one controls those seas. It's up for grabs.

[MuscaVolitans]

I don't defend them, either. No one controls those seas. It's up for grabs.

[Aibit654]

Hilarious, it actually looks like Greg. Where did you get that mask? hahaha awesome.

[nicvaco]

Is it just me, or do you seem a lot more humble here than your other vids?

[Stumperx]

Perhaps Choson can stand behind the Captain so the Japanese can have a better aim with a "larger" target as he did in his latest shuriken video.

I cracked up laughing watching this, absolutely brilliant. And the "Cut, Just like that", ha-ha-ha-ha :)

[foreshadow20]

rofl, got to love the ending

[BuffonMusa]

I thought ChosonNinja would go assassinate the animal right radicals since he claimed he's descendant of Saika.

The corve is in Wakayama which is home of Saika.

What a lazy Ninja Greg is.

[karausu]

You better be careful dude, Greg during his Yakuza days competed in the Kumite and became champion of the world, and would continue to be, before he gave his life to Christ.

In Greg's next video he'll attempt to through a shuriken through Daniel's dick-hole.

[MarshmallowMasta]

Please dont tell me you defend japanese whaling/dolphin hunting.

[scottbaioisdead]

@MarshmallowMasta minke whales are the ones that are commonly gathered by the japanese and the quota is an annual 935. the minke whale is listed as least concern on the iucn list, there's no problem with taking the number of whales the japanese do. as for the dolphins thats about 1500 per year in a town that has been doing it since the 12th century. the dolphins here are common bottlenose dolphins also least concern. people anthropomorphize marine mammals, indians don't stop us from killing cows

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@scottbaioisdead "indians don't stop us from killing cows" but we will ;) HAHAHA

[ednakano1]

@MarshmallowMasta

You are simply racist.

[BobDaBilder12345]

LOL I LOVE THIS

[HonoredNinpo]

I lol'ed.

[Huhmasta]

Lmao I hate whale wars and I hate greg park. Both equally as fucking fake and both equally as retarded in their quest to do pointless shit.... Whale Wars is the must idiotic show on discovery channel PERIOD and should be taken down. Only retarded hippies like themselves could think of something so stupid "yeah let's ATTACK japanese ships who have COAST guardsmen with guns!". It's funny how those morons are the ones doing actual illegal shit. Greg + Whale Wars= ultimate comedy gold.

[Huhmasta]

@Huhmasta *animal planet*

[KRiderMan1248]

hahaha man the only reason i watch whale wars is to see if just by chance ony of those morons get hurt, dont know how the hell they survived that long.

[Huhmasta]

@KRiderMan1248 because it's fake as shit

[jackson1333]

lmfao

[TheHumbleNinja]

LOLOLOL ChosonNinja impression.

[KiwamuTheKappa]

"just like that." Love it, really made my day

[skymilesdc5]

he's a shoe in

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

fuck that show. god damn douchebags, it's not like they're hunting whales to fuel their lamps anymore. fuck the whales, what needs to happen is to abolish or at least get some strict regulations on commercial shark fishing already. slicing off their fins and tossing them back in the water alive just to make some god damn soup...

[scottbaioisdead]

@FatGuyWithAKatana that soup sucks too, it's like jelly salt garbage

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@scottbaioisdead word?! god damn it! they're not even commercially hunting sharks for something that tastes good!? FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

i've eaten fried shark, not sure what kind but it was good. i want to try mako steak-o one day. but commercially fishing them in the numbers they do just for their fins should be outlawed.

[scottbaioisdead]

@FatGuyWithAKatana fried shark is awesome. mako pan seared with lemon.

[Huhmasta]

@FatGuyWithAKatana damn I keep hearing about shark as food and never tried any myself...sounds delicious

[RajDrummer1]

lol that mask reminded me of Jigsaw! 

[ToLightToFight]

LOLOLOL Holy shit Dean .i just shot coffee out my nose.Outstanding as always.

[silencebekons156]

wahahahah ha

ha

ha ................ yeah

whale wars and choson ninja

that seems appropriate

[TeHGoodReverend]

LMFAO!!

This is win!

Also I hate Whale Wars, everytime I see a whale ship reel in a whale I laugh at the cries of the Sea Shepard.

For the record I support whaling and do not think anybody has the right to tell a nation whether it be Japan or Iceland which have been whaling for a LONG time, that they cannot whale because people think they know better.

[scottbaioisdead]

@TeHGoodReverend whale meat sucks ass, it's the most disgusting thing you will ever eat next to dolphin meat. kangaroo meat also sucks. i'm going to make my show called whale wars wars get my own boat and take out the damn morons on the sea shepherd and throw stingrays at the steve irwin and some kind of testicle removing robot at the bob barker

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@scottbaioisdead you've eaten dolphin? and when you do get your boat to murder the dirty filthy hippie vegetarians, detour to florida and pick me up, i wanna help.

[scottbaioisdead]

@FatGuyWithAKatana i've eaten most animals most are good, some are disgusting. sea mammals aren't really good for eating, dolphins and whales have really high mercury levels but all sea mammals have oily fat that destroys the taste of the meat.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@scottbaioisdead yeah, tuna has a bit of mercury in it too, bitches with child aren't supposed to eat it or it'll come out like looking and acting like dancer pants. i like land mammals and birds mostly, wouldn't wanna try too many marine mammals. the only reptile i've eaten so far is alligator. i wanna try snake, i've heard it's like if chickens and shrimp had a baby that you could eat. frog legs sure is good too. haven't had sushi in forever tho. eating animals rules.

[ednakano1]

@scottbaioisdead

You have taste real good cooked one. and mercury is nutoralized by selen if it comes natual consentration. Otherwise, Dolphins and Tuna could not survive.

[TeHGoodReverend]

@scottbaioisdead Never tried whale and don't want to, so I'll take your word for it that it sucks arse. Can I come with ou on your little voyage, I want to build an automatic harpoon gun and sink those damn mini-boats(forget their names) they have with the people in them ^_^.

[scottbaioisdead]

@TeHGoodReverend i posted this as a video response to their join the cast video, i wonder if they'll approve it, or if they'll be like chosonnninja and block me

[TeHGoodReverend]

@scottbaioisdead My post was pure satire.

They will probably block it though, the blocking process is not exclusive to him.

[Gaddesreinhart]

lmao! Epic! I'm pretty sure Greg would be an excellent fit for that show.

[Volkovic7013]

That mask freaks me out. Reminds me of Silence of the Lambs.

[FossilEntertainment]

I love you.

[malevolenceXXXensues]

your mask is crooked XD

[hotpopcorncake]

Lmoa