Borat in Selfdefence "how to stop a jews claw"

[pbien16]

whats the song in the intro?

[piinQ]

what's the name of the the song at the end? :DD

[TDS4UT]

I need to learn to defend myself from the Jew's claws.

[TruthSerumification]

@TDS4UT

There's no defense against the mighty Jew claw. It's impossible to deflect.

[TDS4UT]

@TruthSerumification Thanks for the warning. Next time I will use my axe and remove both claws as well as the two hooves. Vivisect the Jew beast. LOL!

[Hartigan08]

@Camel76

[GustavoCLa]

These claw thing is from the past. Now the jews use cluster bombs and white phosphorus.

[TDS4UT]

@GustavoCLa The Schweinhund isn't human. The Jew beast is know for its claws.

[TruthSerumification]

It's very difficult to stop a Krav Maga claw. It's even more difficult to prevent a Jew-jitsu takedown.

One can never anticipate when or where the sneak attack is coming.

[autisticfuck]

theres more jews in america then israel

[joni909]

ze claw, ze claw, ze claw

[wolverine786]

lol. the palestinians need to learn how to stop the jews claw.

[Elifeftw]

haha Rape

[Camel76]

Borat is a Jew! :o

Isla Fisher: "We have a future together, and religion comes second to love as far as we are

concerned."

She has received the approval of Baron Cohen's observant Jewish parents. o.0

[shitonMOHAMMAD]

@CheckMateyGB

the whole world has for the past 3,000 years!

[kyokonkyochin]

Danny Passmore was charged with child sexual assault back in May 2010.

"Danny Passmore, 54, was in the McLennan County Jail Monday in lieu of $250,000 bond.

He’s charged with aggravated sexual assault of a child in incidents involving a young karate student."

[BayviewFinch]

@kyokonkyochin - D'oh. But you've got to wonder though. If you attract Borat into your life, there's got to be something wrong.

[Askar9992]

I am Kazakh & I say all movie is bullshit... nobody hate jews

[alfvar]

@Askar9992 So Kazakh people actually believe that WE believe that the things Borat says is true. Fascinating.

[smackyo]

@Askar9992 Hey Askar, just to try to explain a little. This movie was less about making fun of Kazakhstan and more about showing the ignorance people in America have towards non Americans. It was meant more to make fun of Americans then it was to make fun of Kazakh's.

[Mizzles240]

people that disliked this:

1. Nursultan Tulyakbay

2. Pamela Anderson

3. JEW

[black101dahlia]

"i dont know if you can silence a woman"

[FunnyLittleChap]

The character Borut is played by american actor sasha litvinenko. In here we see him visit a marital arts centre. Borut asks such questions as 'how to defend against a jew's claw' - actually jews don't really have claws of course, only animals do. He is making a joke., but it is a joke with a point since in everyday life the actor is a muslim. The clip concludes with borut/sasha attacking the instructor playfully, and being wrestled effectively to the ground. Boogashocka!!!

[1234TheDMAN]

@FunnyLittleChap One his name is Sacha Baron Cohen. Two he is not muslim he is a Jew

[Bridie4167]

@FunnyLittleChap

lol wow, trying to sound smart and failing

1.) his name is Sacha Baron Cohen

2.) the characters name is Borat

3.) he's English

4.) he's Jewish and proud.

[MichelinDUD]

@FunnyLittleChap That was a major fail

[atikur1995]

cbenquihshd

[Tw4tz0r]

I find it ironic that a Jew is making such (if a non-jewish comedian made the same joke) anti-semetic jokes.

[jagiyajoon]

so Borat is saying, after you stop the jew claw you must throw the jew down the well.

[Glimax]

This video was very helpful.

[turbofritz2]

Best self defence against jews is to end fedral reserve and the IMF!!

Christians and Muslims unite against israel!!

[Sublime420ZigZag]

Borat looks just like Stossle

[xdatgrlx]

is this before or after you throw jew down well?

[Epidemic550]

Cartman and borat would get along great!

[jon340l]

dont watch borat if u hate jews! just no.. dont do it or we will get u with our claws muthafukaas!!!!!!!!!!

[bGrayzel]

Your self defense is no match for my Jew claws

[FearTheReaper275]

Thumbs Up for the Epic music at the Start!



[FearTheReaper275]

Thumbs Up for the Epic music at the Start!

[SatanBabyDollx]

19 people have felt the cold jew claw of injustice on their insidey parts

[TheMISSActress]

Isn't Borat a jew?

[Kuner1]

@TheMISSActress

the actor playing him is

[mumugamer2006]

the very first you should do when you get attacked is to prevent body contact. Using hands to push the attack away is the last thing you should do.

[Nevins14]

And the jew come and the jew come with the claw....with the claw.

[SgtBulletProphet]

with claw...with claw

[dogdoog989]

666 likes.

[THEmattyj162]

they can do two hands!

[103nunes]

he looks like a marieo

[crespogod09]

18 people couldn't stop the claw.

[mistervova11]

@crespogod09 19 with me

[LordNelson87]

jew claw

[gaivskakashi]

YOU ARE GOOD!!! LOLLL

[picaticatara]

they dont cut their toenails either yesterday one was treading water in the pool i swam by and he dug his giant claw right into my foot and it bleed

[DisruptiveMoose]

'What is the best way to stop my wife do a rape on me...?' Borat is a genius. <3

[kylerogers123]

Jew Claw kiss kiss you are good

[singhisking853]

"how to stop my wife from rape me?"

[stevaq]

"I don't know that you can silence a woman." hahaahhahahaahha

[kingmaxim187]

look at barbara streisand she has jew claws lol

[TheRunningComedian]

The best way to silence a woman is your mastercard.

[Reshik33]

@TheRunningComedian That should be a Jeopardy answer for $1000.

[AssesinoCereal]

@TheRunningComedian Will Visa work?

[ThePoohands]

borat borat time to play!!!!

[valeria2008hp]

THE CLAW

[palisolja4life]

hes not a jew

[iloveyouchuckbass]

@palisolja4life yes he is, he even made his wife convert so they could marry eachother

[drazen86]

People of Gaza take note.

[tombud10]

Hahah! "You are good"

[mrtvent]

ahahahahahahah OMG I love it

[brup123]

*fails to attack and gets caught in a headlock*

"..........you are good..."

[xgs724]

you can silence a bitch by punching her in the nose

trust me.....

[ravageritualxtx]

borat self defense

[TheBradyrulez]

the best part of all is hes jewish

[LightGriever]

@TheBradyrulez no. the best part of all is he is a selfhating jewish. thats why everyone likes him.

[ofek3]

@LightGriever hes not a selfhating jew he just makes fun of his own religion

every good comedian had to laugh at himself from time to time

[mcallen83]

@ofek3 "hes not a selfhating jew he just makes fun of his own religion" - He's using peoples natural (in some cases) prejudices and ignorance for his humor. It's a very different and difficult thing to do... well.

[BigFatCode]

"The Claw,....the Claw,....the Claw,..." LMAO

[cw6338]

1:17 borat's face lol!

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[fandaal]

this guy is like tbe best of borat contacts)

[SSChuck88]

"What is a best way to defenda from... a jew?"

"Well, we don't err... if people have different believes - they believe in god, allah, mohammed, jesus, whatever they believe in -"

"Yees..."

"- we try to respect that they - they believe that way."

"Yees... but how do you stopa their claw? Claw... you say claw -"

"If someone got a claw... you just knock - knock away"

"- yes, they're the jew claw."

"Just knock away... knock away."

"So if a jew come with a claw -"

"You knock away."

[steelfalcon1120]

i don't know that you can silence a women...

great answer

[xrlk72]

that guy's not gay at all

[dynamozack]

funny

[MrZetruth]

claw, knock away lol

[MrKillaaa1234]

so fuckin funny

[nickyjam33]

What is best wayh to deefend from . uh.. Jew lmao

[chaosbringer127]

LOLOLOLOL

[martinatheslut]

nice, I like!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kasimkasim8]

LOL i love this guy

[baskorvv]

whats that song who starts at 0:38 ??? ^^ :D haha

[MyBooh15]

How do you stop the Jew claw XD Good lord xD

[mattschneider62]

MyBooh15...you just knock it away d: lmaoooo

[MyBooh15]

Hahaha, it's so freaking brilliant man XD

[tomissorry]

Borat IS jewish

[LordoftheJamesClan]

A Jew tried to claw me yesterday

[iLikeDragon]

did you knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away knock it away

[LordoftheJamesClan]

It was before I saw this video, he clawed me. He made me give him all the gold

[NorthEndFan]

should have tryed throwing the jew down the well

[notebookjunky]

Good to defend against the Jew Claw. You never know when a hebe might bust out a kike attack.

[Madranoc666]

witha claw... witha claw... witha claw... witha claw... witha claw... witha claw... witha claw... witha claw... witha claw...

hilarious

[irritatedpsycho]

jiu claw lolz

[Jazzgirl1983]

That guy handled it all pretty well.

[jzamoras]

God, is so damn funny!

[losyankee520]

with the claw with the claw with the claw

[UltMitSinner78]

I wouldn't trust jews either. Anyone that thinks it's ok to chop chunks of flesh off of a babys private parts can't be good people.

[ithejuggernaut]

Heh. Muslims have that tradition, too. But then again, it is OK in Islam to chop off anybody's any part for almost any sin.

[UltMitSinner78]

Islam sucks too. I hope those 2 religions wipe each other out then the world will be a better place.

[911austin911]

with the claw

[THETRUTHISLIKESOAP]

He is a comic genius!!!

[MrSquidi]

i meant 0:24

[MrSquidi]

0:26 awesome

[sk8tergarret]

my master is the one in the video if borat didnt have the cameras and tryed that crap he would be put in a coma

[Jazzgirl1983]

The master handled it well. He seemed to have a sense of humor.

[UTubeSpammer]

ROFLSSSSSSS

[TheNewProphetisHere]

the jew comes with the claw!!!

[UltimateSpamminator]

borat time to play!!! lol

[suprarx7lovers33333]

what is the name of the first song?

[ralef50]

rape and table tennis! jajaja que arrechoo!

[Zelldeares]

...And the jew come!

[rossco1]

haha

[c0019107]

..." I dont know if you can silence a woman"....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY TRUE ROFL

[pendragonU]

i used to play "the jewish claw is coming to get you" with my friends as children.Sacha must have had too.I can't believe that dude "instinctively" reacted and continued to defend himself against "that danger" Borat explained to him as...real.What a...

bambi?That he also accepts the wife as an attacker is sher psychological (un)balance.

That guy's deep philosophy is grounded

[StudioSixtySix]

jew!!!!

[Jornoblues]

Fantastic!!! hahaha....claw of the jew....with both hands...and the face and moves of Borat...hahaha!!!!

[SonicRot]

LOL "you are good"

[SuperRanden]

oh shut up its comedy dont actually bring jewish people into this. im jewish do people realize we get fuked with enough...yea ok change the subject lol

[100isthebest]

are you jewish, really. PLEASE SAY no. i hate those guys.

[grievous5226]

isa very good

[americathefat101]

Only 40 year old fat asses Get offended from this and spend their time on the interenet Writing bullshit.

Aren't you busy checking up Asian porn virgins?

[TeejVarell]

omfg XD

[Sheamusownscena10]

"how do I stop my wife from a rape" OMG this dude is so funny!!! 5/5

[razzamellon]

it funny becoause hes a jew him self

[kikasshendrix]

@razzamellon thats the point

[daphnebaileySxE]

its funnie but only cause is accent and the way he

physically does things but the jew thing is awful

[lastbutterfly161880]

he is a jew..so he can make fun about this matter..it's hilarious

[chaosbringer127]

lawljew

[jossdaskaterandyl]

omg rape is a sport in khasakstan

[simbelarium]

u r stupid -,-

[jossdaskaterandyl]

i was saying it because it was funny of course it is

you spas

[Danepack]

why post anti-semeitic comments on a video which attempts to highlight disgusting nature of racism

[williamquantrill]

look at his face on 1:17

[Kentarules2]

This is hilarious. And to the people with anti-semetic comments, you need to shut up and grow up.

[Rachulie]

do people think borat is arab? i live in stupid hick georgia so i heard someone say that.

it's false duh

[Zergrush64]

hes English

[FATToney12]

You are correct. He is a Jew from England.

[nickandja]

dude what the fuck?

[hulkisgreen666]

yep youre right

but the only problem is that all the planet came to rescue them ,but in 1990 when the nigger in africa begun a genocide nobody did nothing because they didnt have money

[ulysees77]

Jews were the Conspirators behind 9/11

[Fl0Oo]

u dont know nothing about hitler. Spend one day in a concentration camp und u'll see what "best thing" this is.Hope u grow up finally.

[loobans]

only if hes mother a jew nose

[aallppiinnee]

your mum's missing teeth were

[TheTruthShallPrevail]

ROFL, I watched this with my friend today, I couldn't stop laughing, even during my Test lol.

"The Jew come with the Claw!" LMFAO

[bullfutt1000]

LOL!

[67Rambo67]

Can I download the theme. I mean that one after the yaksamash

[cal8150]

lol...hilarious

[bl00dfusi0n]

haha cool

[MM51TheRealDeal]

lol hillarious !!!

[jewclaw13]

this is one of the best skits ever!!

[kslatt11491]

"What is the best move to silence a woman?" lmfao How does he keep a straight face?!?!

[pavledaljev]

kslatt11491 (1 week ago)

"What is the best move to silence a woman?" lmfao How does he keep a straight face?!?!

I also loled at that part

[QuickDemise]

lol, "You are good"

[2oo9Wildplay]

yagsjematzj, in kazachstan the favourite ghobby's are: discodancing, archery, RAPE and tabletennis..fascinating country..

[eweruh]

I hop Jews don't repeat their attack of 911

[abbojobo01]

me too

[MezoProductions]

i wish i had a claw.

[slimjimeth]

hes a jew himself you dick

[phuckingkunt]

ok dick, the joke is...if someone laughs at an absurd racial assumption = joke.

If they agree however, is racism.

[slimjimeth]

im not saying jews have claws am i ? im laughing at the tits who think they do , if people werent so retarded as you then countries wouldnt have the probelm of using white boards because blackboards is racist . having a joke isnt racist , enslaving an entire race and labelling them apes and niggers is

lol borat doesn't mock jews, he is mocking the type of people who laugh at jews. He is imitating the lack of intelligence needed to make those kinds of jokes.