6:06 what the fuck's this asshole? Bahaha... I was taking a drink of Gatorade when you said that and I almost spit it out! That made me laugh so hard(:
Wish I was there for that part of the stream, also started reading Junji Ito's mangas since you were talking about The Enigma of Amigara Fault. That guy is a damn genius.
@Isosyth gyo isnt scary imo, just weird, but amigara fault screws with me bad, haha.
however, it's not because of claustrophobia within the story, it's because of the idea of being completely paralyzed and unable to move your limbs, which would drive me into insanity.
i think uzumaki though is probably his most insane/freaky/screwed up work, though
@azuritereaction Yeah I just read through Uzumaki, around the 12th chapter it kind of lost it's freaky aspect but at that point I was reading it for the story anyway. I have to say the biggest thing that screwed with me when it came to Amigara Fault was the fact that they all willingly (well, I guess that is debatable since they felt "drawn" to the holes) went into the holes and ended up horribly mutilated because of their curiosity. Also, have to say I'm looking forward to the next stream.
@azuritereaction lol i cant stand the though of being completely paralyzed either. Just thinking about being unable to move or being stuck in a really cramped space with very limited moving space makes me shiver >>
@mmorpger69 if you mean 0:26 (i don't see any writing at 0:13), the first word says "ritorai" which phonetically sounds like "retry", so that's what that is, and the second word says "pasuwaado" which phonetically sounds like "password"
Hi Azurite! I see you are commenting so you are viewing which means I can say this. You are my hero, you have made me laugh many, many times to the point of crying. I salute you for your awesomeness good sir.
@FGirlsSuperhero a few people have said they have problems playing it, i'm not sure what it could be: the only thing i could think of is installing japanese/chinese language support, but being tha it's a flash game, that shouldn't matter i think
@SlyzerTheHedgehog search "azuritereaction touhou", or "azuritereaction shmup" lol.
they're not fast for a shm'up, but for a platformer where you don't have a 1 pixel hitbox, and you can't fly, and the area where you can move around is about 1/3rd of a normal shmup, yeah they're pretty fast haha
@juantor16 NO AMERICA BEFORE FUCK YEAH? HOW CAN YOU BE SO UNPATRIOTIC? I THINK YOU NEED TO SALUTE EVERYONE YOU MEET TODAY 50 TIMES FOR THE 50 STATES YOU HAVE JUST SHAMED
@azuritereaction what u have to do in the beginning instead of going down through the hole from the spike that go up, you have to climb the chain from the one that goes down and then you continue from that
OHHHHHH MAAAAAAAA GAAAAAAAAWWWWED! WHY WOULD YOU END IT THERE YOU HARCORE, JAPANESE GAMING, SWEARING, CLIFFHANGERING PISSJYSHEJYLEJHDGDKERTHA!!!!!!!!
@azuritereaction Ok, I am at the boss now... do you seriously just have to wait for a minute and just watch out you don´t die or do you have to damage the boss?
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6:06 what the fuck's this asshole? Bahaha... I was taking a drink of Gatorade when you said that and I almost spit it out! That made me laugh so hard(:
RisD14 15 hours ago
I was waiting for Vocaloid song \(^o^)/
vcdalan 1 month ago
6:06 wtf's this a**hole?
knucklesfan463 1 month ago
"Fuckin' dick-ball-monger-fuckroids!"
Umad bro?
GaxlTheGr8 6 months ago
@GaxlTheGr8 No, he's good at acting.
GingerCab 4 months ago
<(^o^)/
..../....<
D00MISH1 6 months ago 11
Cliffhanger ending >:L
monkyman26O 6 months ago
Azuritereaction: Because you don't want to get dicked'
glasdado 7 months ago
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mick1470 7 months ago
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rootbeerman47 7 months ago
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People Know That if you dislike azurite then he will track you
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TheShadowman60 8 months ago
You should make a shirt that says "Ballmonger Fuckroids".
NightmareSnake 8 months ago 4
@NightmareSnake He has a tangerine shirt =D
theguyfromhell99 8 months ago
@theguyfromhell99 I know! I want one!
NightmareSnake 8 months ago
I love your cliff hangers ^o^
SuperDarkserpent 8 months ago
--(^o^)-- I_ I_
BlindedSalmon 8 months ago
Super Metroid! <3
CrimzonAE 9 months ago
--(^o^)-- |_ |_
PrankedNetwork 9 months ago
Fuckin' dick-ball-monger fuck roids.
Trevnyah 9 months ago
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DragonVictor 9 months ago
A bit off-topic, but I'm glad to see the Prude Patrol hasn't flagged you for cussing in your vids, azurite. Keep up the funny stuff, man. :D
NefariousEvildoer 9 months ago
@KlobdaSlob same thing with mine!
TheMusicalALEX 9 months ago
why is it when i play the graphics don't look like this! ://
TheMusicalALEX 9 months ago
oh oh... OH FUK!
matlymoko 9 months ago
....Wow Dez, way to be anti-climactic.
RzRw1re 9 months ago
<(^o^)/ / <
11pandadog11 9 months ago
Seems like megaman. Can you charge up a ball thing?
psychopathicmonkies 9 months ago
Fuckin' dick ballmonger fuckroids
FlemingX360 9 months ago 17
for those who want a spoiler, he rides the thing
GILZO94YFSR 9 months ago
YOU'RE GONNA DIE
gamefreak249 9 months ago
nice cliffhanger :p
tjoef1992 9 months ago
you should try out transformice. im pretty sure you can make the game less boring
MuppenTTi 9 months ago
I have beaten the Boss, HOLY (AMERICA) FUCK YEAH
marfu999 9 months ago
Sometimes I feel like you are acting in a Tarantino movie!
DantezMaritu 9 months ago
Epic Cliffhanger
BrandNDA 9 months ago
Tannasin
mazdarx7head 9 months ago
Ha! It's so funny to hear how frustrated you get :L
xAlexandriaMozzx 9 months ago
Play postal 2
Komacncheese 9 months ago
Wish I was there for that part of the stream, also started reading Junji Ito's mangas since you were talking about The Enigma of Amigara Fault. That guy is a damn genius.
Isosyth 9 months ago
@Isosyth gyo isnt scary imo, just weird, but amigara fault screws with me bad, haha.
however, it's not because of claustrophobia within the story, it's because of the idea of being completely paralyzed and unable to move your limbs, which would drive me into insanity.
i think uzumaki though is probably his most insane/freaky/screwed up work, though
azuritereaction 9 months ago
@azuritereaction Yeah I just read through Uzumaki, around the 12th chapter it kind of lost it's freaky aspect but at that point I was reading it for the story anyway. I have to say the biggest thing that screwed with me when it came to Amigara Fault was the fact that they all willingly (well, I guess that is debatable since they felt "drawn" to the holes) went into the holes and ended up horribly mutilated because of their curiosity. Also, have to say I'm looking forward to the next stream.
Isosyth 9 months ago
@azuritereaction lol i cant stand the though of being completely paralyzed either. Just thinking about being unable to move or being stuck in a really cramped space with very limited moving space makes me shiver >>
lvl70shampally 9 months ago
CLIFFHANGER!
FUTUREPRO62 9 months ago
i like turtles
EliotNess4rmWest 9 months ago
Should have gotten the charge shot from Emperor Owata
mistermavin96 9 months ago
OMG NEW EPISODE NOWWAONWAWNAO
blrsycth 9 months ago
OMG NEW EPISODE MNOAWOAOW
blrsycth 9 months ago
Fucking cliffhanger
stringX90 9 months ago
Alt + F4 for a nice batch of cookies!
RetroDoom 9 months ago
@RetroDoom Nice try ass pickle
SitOnYouProductions 9 months ago
@SitOnYouProductions Lol Pickled Ass
RetroDoom 9 months ago
LOL GOD I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS DUDE. I STARTED WITH ROCK BAND, I NOW FOLLOW FOR AWESOME FUNNY SHIT
sother2 9 months ago
DAMMIT you're a master of cliffhangers!
Shogunelite 9 months ago 30
that was great, azurite you are my hero. i hope you live forever. plus u actually comment on ur vids! ever considered joining machinima?
Narutopro3 9 months ago 4
@Narutopro3 search "azuritereaction machinima" and check the top of my channel background :P and i hope i live forever too, haha, thanks!
azuritereaction 9 months ago 2
@azuritereaction You're getting RAPED SON!
You love your Fans dont you? "Oh yeah, that vulcan worked!!!" :D
xGCxn00b 9 months ago
FUCK. AN. ASSHOLE!!!
guilmon182 9 months ago
Do you know what the writing in the top right corner of the screen says at 0:13 azurite?
mmorpger69 9 months ago
@mmorpger69 if you mean 0:26 (i don't see any writing at 0:13), the first word says "ritorai" which phonetically sounds like "retry", so that's what that is, and the second word says "pasuwaado" which phonetically sounds like "password"
azuritereaction 9 months ago
GET BEHIND HIM!
Wannabedrummer4ever 9 months ago
@Wannabedrummer4ever i did that in this video, you die when he gets anywhere near you when you're behind him
azuritereaction 9 months ago
your videos are severely too short. They should be 14 minutes each! ^.^
snow2312 9 months ago
Can you ever kill this guy ?
thepartygirls429 9 months ago
@thepartygirls429 did you finish watching the video?
azuritereaction 9 months ago
@azuritereaction lawl
Ghoststalkerq 9 months ago
Hi Azurite! I see you are commenting so you are viewing which means I can say this. You are my hero, you have made me laugh many, many times to the point of crying. I salute you for your awesomeness good sir.
Misayah29 9 months ago 4
@Misayah29 well thanks! :)
azuritereaction 9 months ago
I hate you for creating the best cliffhanger ever. Lol
KubanKid523 9 months ago
Hey, do you know why the game looks fucked up when I try and play it?
FGirlsSuperhero 9 months ago
@FGirlsSuperhero a few people have said they have problems playing it, i'm not sure what it could be: the only thing i could think of is installing japanese/chinese language support, but being tha it's a flash game, that shouldn't matter i think
azuritereaction 9 months ago
What a cliffhanger...
worthlessprotoplasm 9 months ago
FUCK! A cliffhanger.
acemrawesome 9 months ago
azurite since ive watched your videos so much i find myself finding unique ways to cuss when i play rock band hahaha
naeroikathgor 9 months ago
Oh, oh!, oh!!, OH FUCK!
TheZegmeister 9 months ago
STRIKE A POSE, AND SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
SiNMurderfaceHG 9 months ago
YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY <3333333333333333333
Furionking 9 months ago
god damnit i can already see you dying =D
DarchAngel969 9 months ago
2:43.
DanDeePee 9 months ago
Dez...
You have to burn the rope.
:)
infinitedestroyer902 9 months ago
now seriously, I saw this motherfucker dissolve twice already, and I still managed to die before all crap balls were gone, DAMMIT
Protip to others: You need to shoot him 15 times.
marfu999 9 months ago
i wonder if he dies once he touches that thing that appears at the end :P
ShiekracySH 9 months ago
yea... I got to the boss and accepted defeat... I can't stand the controls.
spyderpilotuser 9 months ago
"OH,
MY GOD,
FUCK,
AND ASSHOLE"
TheSonOfDumb 9 months ago
"Do I have to catch that?"
*cliffhanger as he jumps into it*
FUCKING
WalkAroundDude 9 months ago
Wish I was there for that stream...
Anyways I remember this video because you played the boss on that Sunday stream
xxmsbs 9 months ago
I did watch the stream but i got drunk and hat to sleep. Looks awesome!
cobzcool 9 months ago
It says to press S, *presses S* *dies* well that didn't work. hahaha Made my day.
itsaferbie 9 months ago
Use your internet voices! no need to yell. caps lock is not cruise control for cool kids
Idocracy789 9 months ago
You cliffhanging bitch....(JK)
caliusblack 9 months ago
You think those spores are fast? You've probably never played Touhou.
SlyzerTheHedgehog 9 months ago
@SlyzerTheHedgehog search "azuritereaction touhou", or "azuritereaction shmup" lol.
they're not fast for a shm'up, but for a platformer where you don't have a 1 pixel hitbox, and you can't fly, and the area where you can move around is about 1/3rd of a normal shmup, yeah they're pretty fast haha
azuritereaction 9 months ago
That boss looks like Lisa
TheTrippy777 9 months ago
FHIDSAHFIDHAFIDA FUCK.
YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. SHOVE THIS CLIFFHANGER UP YOUR ASS AND DIE. FUCK
I like this series btw. Have you played any IWTBTG?
Z1mb0bw4y 9 months ago 18
@Z1mb0bw4y yeah, but i can't get past the 20th or so screen
azuritereaction 9 months ago
Next time on azuritereaction...
hoptop77 9 months ago
2:33 i lold
asdfz0mg 9 months ago
@Azuritereaction
-Nervous Laughter- uh... Yeah.
( I cant reply on my stupid android! )
oioin4than 9 months ago
Whats with the cliffhangers?!?
majormelthesackboy 9 months ago
@morrisonr328 same here...
Platinumskull101 9 months ago
WHAT A FUCKING CLIFFHANGER! GAWD! AFBGrd?ghifd
vampireseras 9 months ago
*opens Gmail* azuritereaction just uploaded a video. *FUCK YEAH!*
juantor16 9 months ago
@juantor16 NO AMERICA BEFORE FUCK YEAH? HOW CAN YOU BE SO UNPATRIOTIC? I THINK YOU NEED TO SALUTE EVERYONE YOU MEET TODAY 50 TIMES FOR THE 50 STATES YOU HAVE JUST SHAMED
azuritereaction 9 months ago 61
@azuritereaction danny's dad reference?
undelayomayo 9 months ago
@undelayomayo lol nope
azuritereaction 9 months ago
@azuritereaction 25 down, 25 to go!
juantor16 9 months ago
@azuritereaction i just loled so hard
lilthepure 9 months ago
@azuritereaction LOL XD
thenewaperez8696 9 months ago
@azuritereaction hai azzy umm there are actually 51 states :p might be 52 :D
bahamat52 9 months ago
@azuritereaction Hold down the shoot button until he starts to sparkle (lol).
You will shoot a 'charged shot', bigger bullet, more damage.
(But don't hold it down too long otherwise you die)
iProfessorOAK 9 months ago
@iProfessorOAK u have to beat the other guy for that super shot
H0022 9 months ago
@azuritereaction what u have to do in the beginning instead of going down through the hole from the spike that go up, you have to climb the chain from the one that goes down and then you continue from that
H0022 9 months ago
@H0022 yeah, that's what i usually do, but i didn't in this video haha
azuritereaction 9 months ago
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gomez1323 9 months ago
@gomez1323 i seriously hope you realize i was kidding when i said that, come on now
azuritereaction 9 months ago
@azuritereaction I know lol, I'm just trying to mess with people here
gomez1323 9 months ago
@gomez1323 haha i figured :P
azuritereaction 9 months ago
@azuritereaction Calm down
ttin0 9 months ago
@ttin0 it's called joking, just like everything in my videos lol
azuritereaction 9 months ago
DUDE really. Cliffhanger? Really. Should've just watched your stream.
FireEmblem3 9 months ago
@FireEmblem3 you only have to wait 24 hours though haha
azuritereaction 9 months ago 2
@azuritereaction
NOT FAST ENOUGH SIR >-<
FireEmblem3 9 months ago
@FireEmblem3 WELL ITS UP NOW (that's what he said)
azuritereaction 9 months ago
@azuritereaction
But its TOO SHORT >-<. I love your lengthier videos more.
FireEmblem3 9 months ago
OHHHHHH MAAAAAAAA GAAAAAAAAWWWWED! WHY WOULD YOU END IT THERE YOU HARCORE, JAPANESE GAMING, SWEARING, CLIFFHANGERING PISSJYSHEJYLEJHDGDKERTHA!!!!!!!!
oioin4than 9 months ago 7
@oioin4than I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE PLAYING FACADE
azuritereaction 9 months ago 24
@azuritereaction That's it; Dez... you need to leave. >:V
XxMariofan21xX 9 months ago
fuck you for all those cliffhangers in your owata vids, dez
Have you beaten the game already? Or would that be too much of a spoiler for you to tell?
marfu999 9 months ago
@marfu999 it would be a spoiler haha
azuritereaction 9 months ago 2
@azuritereaction Ok, I am at the boss now... do you seriously just have to wait for a minute and just watch out you don´t die or do you have to damage the boss?
marfu999 9 months ago
@marfu999 i think you have to damage it yeah
azuritereaction 9 months ago
suspence up the ass azurite -_-
MadMetalSlayer 9 months ago
"Do I need to catch that?" *jumps on* /end of video
Me: FUUUUUUCK WHAT.
Goddamnit, now I'm gonna be dying until I know what happens o_o
PojkenCharlie 9 months ago 2
@PojkenCharlie you only have to wait 24 hours haha
azuritereaction 9 months ago 3
@azuritereaction Ah, I guess I'll survive until then aha ;D Love all your videos ♥
PojkenCharlie 9 months ago
@azuritereaction
I'm going to play up to that point now to find out. Thanks for inflicting this torture upon me D:
RedVstheBlue 9 months ago
someone should get UltraJMan to play this lol
kragmor 9 months ago
I would have rofloled so hard if the volcano emote actually killed him.
TheDeadPlayers 9 months ago
Awsome Ending AHAHAHAH
SirTheophillos 9 months ago
Nice ending. And good job, not censoring it!
Whizzer191 9 months ago
@Whizzer191 i havent censored the last 50 or so videos i've put up :P since about march 2011
azuritereaction 9 months ago
@azuritereaction Must not have paid enough attention. Thanks even more then!
Whizzer191 9 months ago
dammit THOSE CLIFFHANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!
iFaeZwuNi 9 months ago
Thanks for ending it EXACTLY when you complete it.
TheDragonAgeGuy 9 months ago
1:30 I'm spanish,but I understand that perfectly! Love u azurite! no homo
Sniper4TheHORDE 9 months ago
"Guys, ive never used a computer before...What's Alt+F4?" :D <3 you azurite lol :D
iFlopify 9 months ago
hahahaha you are getting serious with your cliffhangers now
DarkLuffay 9 months ago
@DarkLuffay well this series basically writes them itself haha
azuritereaction 9 months ago
I was here 10-05-11 (for those in America 05-10-11)
Paintmail023 9 months ago
Cliffhanger!!!!! Noooooo! haha!
Sarabivan 9 months ago
DX AWW Now I need to know what happens after you jumped
TrevMaster3000 9 months ago
haha probably died at the end when u jumped on that pile of shit.
Bikerboi 9 months ago
"Dickballmongerfuckroids"
- azuritereaction
MoJo3446 9 months ago 39
Vagina
Sentro1122 9 months ago
lol
jawbreak1r 9 months ago
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that the boss is some kinda touhou style boss.
theuberelite 9 months ago
second
bboyhooper 9 months ago
Penis.
DeathWithoutRemorse 9 months ago 5
YAY I've seen this live.
KKTplm 9 months ago
That's a big boss
TheGamerBrad 9 months ago
first.
wolfthing11 9 months ago
*Zing*
mikiarca 9 months ago
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jawbreak1r 9 months ago
im number 2 hehe
IanRobot 9 months ago
Lol inspiration for IWBTG XD
I go guy who commented back on me and brought that up.
TrevMaster3000 9 months ago
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Mattieee0wnz 9 months ago
Phurst
diegomania20 9 months ago
first.
Pwnzordude45 9 months ago
@Pwnzordude45 To get cancer.
saltyshoelace 9 months ago