Re: My first Girlfriend: GreenTeaGirlie

[moonlightsanota]

1:15 " my hair lotion " xDlol

[GlitterGlueGal]

lol :D

-GlitzGal

[PrankCallSeries]

I can easily say this is the worst youtube video ever. And the worst youtuber. Btw he's an actor.

[B3ckyBones]

ily man

[LearyCian94]

What's pathetic about this is that this retarded guy didn't know daxflame was an actor and has been cast for a movie by the guy who made the hangover and will probably make more this tear than this guy will in his life?Who's retard now:)

[LayDxM]

wtf

[KCKiller2]

can i get the name of your dealer cause ive never had crack that good.

[kyle62994]

haha umm nice point but whatever dax is cool and ur average ha but he made it with the big guys like kassm g and the others ha

[AdamKaoru]

this is the best vid you've ever done.

[ViruzFitia]

.... *high-fives*

[kylerothrockson]

IM SCARED :O :O

[musicxtoxmyxears]

thsi kids retarded. he can't act so he just pretends to be retarded, thats what he's best at.

[powero9]

Omfg musicwtoxmyxears or you stupid that what acting is

[hj1230]

you have a nice smile!

[xoiluvpicklesxo]

you screamed cool at the end!!!!!!! :) :P <3

[greenteagirly67]

lol!! this kid is so funny, dont bother with my name tag.

[rex818]

dude you should get a fucken life your the one makeing stupid ass vids and another thing get some muscle on your arms

[palaclowns]

EVERYONE SHUT UP. hes hilarious okay?!?!?

[hateragain]

Wtf nerd

[kittykat45678]

lmao awesome job man. thank goodness i'm not the only one who reacts to greenteagirlie like that

[ILYXOXWAHTT]

you are one messed up child..get help..fast!

[introligat0r]

The difference between you and dax is that his retardation is fake and yours is 100% real.

[lalalayoyoyola]

wow speaking of retarded are you sure your not one too?

[vmarsbars]

i love this kid!!! haha he is hilarious!

[Philipstyrer]

You should be the last one to make fun of people. you look kinda retarded yourself.

[james201223]

shit id shoot u

[james201223]

dude get help fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[kaleighec]

Lol, I love this video. Love it.

[jolicar07]

men,are you ok?

[colbyVas]

this kids funny

[cutiepiejm]

is he possesed?

[cutiepiejm]

wut the hell is his problem

[cutiepiejm]

A.D.H.D or some thing thats a mental disorder something

[wonderboy62689]

what the fucks wrong with this kid. lol. he's kinda funny.

[bellaitaliana166]

i thought i was your gf

[muffinbit97]

From 1:58 to 2:04 you look and sound hoT.!

[econne02]

haha, that is so true the only reason I kept watching his videos was because I was like...wait...is he retarded or...? so true.

[Chippychops7]

yeh especially after this video....

[BigWookie2]

i bet you dont have any friends ...

[magic1995]

go to hell

[BigWookie2]

oh well thats 1 .. lol

[magic1995]

yep....

[BigWookie2]

alright im sorry its not my place to be meen to pple i dont even know =( ... i have to get on youtube and be meen to pple .. sry but thats really low -_- i wont do it agian

[Hailacious]

lmfao.

we have the same desklamp!

:]

[HomicidexMurreh]

XD I have that desk lamp, too.

[Hailacious]

haha, desklamp buddies

:D

[ohhannadarling]

i like the screaming in the end.

and a little before that.

[TheKangaRu]

ritalin doesn't work on my friend with ADHD :(

[AidanWins]

OH GOD Daxflame is REALLY annoying

[AidanWins]

Every time I watch him, I feel like I am going to develop epilepsy...

[BleedingHearts0993]

haha you kinda remind me of Napoliane Dynamite!!!!!!!!!but CARZIER

[makaylat32]

DEREK. you are the fucking most hillarious persona i have EVER seen on youtube.

You should be the youtube celebrity. lmao. :D

[laneyxx24]

hahaha your fuckin hilarious.

[cellochick33]

fucking desk lamp? LOL

[cellochick33]

sexy

[tilwayne]

lol

[DrGerbick]

whatatwink

[andreasvik1888]

LMAO! that was SO funny i love the end where you freak out and run away! hahahaa!

keep up the good stuff!! =D

[firegirk121]

LMAFOO!!

[xXRetardKoolaidXx]

LMAO

[toasty38]

hahahahaah the end was really funny

[Jetset231]

There's a few things I need to say... WHAT THE FUCK, WHY IS HER NAME "Greenteagirlie"? and why is she retarded? AND WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING?!?!?

[wha2309]

lmfao fucking funny i can't stop laughing

[FashionCorruption37]

Well, that's interesting... o.o

[wuasaby]

lol

[minkster500]

lmao that ending was priceless.

[DreamSeeker76]

you actually do really good impressions of Daxflames and GreenteaGirl

[xqxballx69x]

I love your nose. <3

[stinkycheese53]

lawl

[sxybeest52]

lolz good immitation!

[TheyCallMeMimi]

Wow...you made my life so much brighter. You have no idea whatsoever. I love you, man.

[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOMG]

LOL.

[elneeno]

I LOVE IT. GOLD.

[LoryRawR]

OMG i love it

[blackhearted07]

SUBSCRIBED!

[ninaelana123]

hahaha that was funny

[starsparks]

LOOLLL

[thesecondcomin14]

i agree with dmurawski 100 fucking percent!!!!!

[TeamKillProductions]

actually sounds like greenteagirlie.... i thought he took one of her videos and like edited the sound....... never mind i subscribed

[samanthaapee]

lfmaolfmao

[niamonay111]

what kind of grades do u make in ur school???&

what grade r u in?

[jd230]

OK that was really funny! LOL

[labohemianartist]

AHHAHAHA you are awesome

[poonjoonoob]

ROFL, SUBSCRIBEEEDDDD

[TeamKillProductions]

saME

[jbahome]

00:00 is brilliant

[faisalm1991]

that was great hahaha

[thatamerazn]

o wait no my bad you already do

[thatamerazn]

lmao!! that shit is hilarious you should make more vid

[hahamimi]

that was awesome

[soccerbabii102606]

HAHAHAHA you're hilarious!!

[trevmul]

your a legend dude

[RocksAtTheWindows]

Holy shit, you're fucking amazing.

[badrockxxx]

Ok seriously, Ive never had any intention of ever posting a comment on youtube cuz I feel I got better things to do with my time. And I really dont care about whether their real or fake. But dude that shit was FUNNY!!!! congrats on being the first one to make something I felt the need to comment on.

[missymagic]

HAHAHAHAH you are fucking amazing

[meetwatnshake]

LOL

[spongebobspal246]

Lol!! I laughed at the end.."Who won't come and kill me AHH!!! didnt mean to say it, dont shoot me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[funnybunny43]

Yo dude you're very funny man! Daxflame and that greenteabitch is both retarded. Make more of these kind of videos man and by the way make a parody of Daxflame's video summa vacation. I mean it you really should!

[skjeggy]

i was drinking sprite when i saw this video for first.. omg that became a mess.. laughed soo much!!

[magga77]

ahahahahah!!!! holy shit you're soo funny=D

[xsamantha101x]

lmfaoo omg i watched this so many times and it just get funnier!

[blackhearted07]

I have watched this like 10 times and I still laugh my rear off.

[blackhearted07]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

[MugglePrefect]

LMFAO!

"look at that huge polish nose" :D

[davismoore]

Ha I don't know why but that was friggin hilarious!

Well, I wouldn't say she's popular for no reason...she is pretty hot.

[caseyleigh12]

you are such a spaz. but i love it!

[AroeMonkey]

Your fuckin funny

[raydeN1337]

AHAH THAT WAS THE SHIT!

[robenhart]

after watching this i watched a couple of daxflame videos and im positive that he has some kind of disability. the enthusiasm and emotion is too real, he'd have to be an incredible actor to make all of that shit look that real... either that or he's another child lost to born-again-christian homeschooling (which is also a real possibility)

[jalisae]

wow y is he so popular

[PimpsDontPlay]

lmao ur funny as hell. keep this shit up and those dumb asses wont make videos anymore because they really do need a life and there fucking losers actually having a cyberspace girlfriend and boyfriend cuz they cant get one in real life

[KazeHiryu]

Wow lol...*favorited*

[BlueMoonz55]

LOL

[Sk8erInProgress]

xD lmao

i love ur videos there fucking awesome

[eurostileness]

lol awesome

[ki10kat7]

Dude, that was great! I just stumbled across all this shit today and already can't stand to listen to "GreenTea" or Dax talk. Voice that opinion and do it loud!!

[XxLeia1231xX]

hahaha this made me laugh like no other

ur hot without ur glasses =]

[Strat1992]

moeWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Caboosex187]

Damn dude, being dax must be really tireing..

[AppleBuzz]

I HATE daxflame - i think he actually has huge PROBLEMS

[Aoucks]

Greenteagirlie gets so pwnd!

[jennieh1001]

omg get a life

[hacker2k]

Holister bitch loool

go and get a girlfrind

[amberlbrowning]

mybe you should always talk in that deep syco voice all the time or at least till you hit puberty that way people can tell you are a BOY!!!.....i dont think you are jelous bc/ im sure you have girls you have to beat off w/ a bat....bc/ your so damned good lookin and all but you are a little crazy....ok alot!!!

[amberlbrowning]

this little runt needs some help!!!!i got one tip for you pullthe shirt over your face so we dont have to see it!!!! did you have to wait till your mommy was gone before you made this video....so she wouldnt know what a FREAK you are....

[demolisherxxxscar]

daxflame LISTEN bitch if you see your self the way we see.....?

you won't put onther video again ever

and one thing my friend's name maxflame i will make him change his name

[CraigDev93]

I was on Daxflame's channel (I wouldn't normally say this but...) what a retard

[sophieb800]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hacker2k]

Shit man =) you need help dude, way more than Daxflame

I'm betting you are the Loser of the school =) and the pussy in your family xD

you should get a girlfrind too, and not World of Warcraft

lappen

[REnergy]

Oh please

At least our D has a life. Dax spends his time telling people about embarrassing moments in his life which he happens to think are story-worthy. Dax says GreenTeaGirlie is a robot. Don't bring up girlfriends because GreenTeaGirlie is an ONLINE GIRLFRIEND. Which is worse? Someone with a life and no need for any intimate relationship or a nerd with a fake relationship over the internet?

[reidi3]

lol soo funny

[Entwistle905]

Maybe they are the perfect couple, why?:

GreenTeaGirlie is a shitty actress

Daxflame is a crybaby who thinks he's cool for his like on Star Wars and making his own music and films and not taking a joke, TheHill88 liked the parody by LisaNova, did you see it, Derek?

[Swanygrl]

lol i agree with u!! and u totally r just like him!! lol yea he should come up with areobics!! yea u forgot 2 add him crying and hitting his lil flame thing and then screaming!! lol u r funny!i love this video! and i totally think he is on crack or somethin!

[popsicleretard]

omg i cannot believe that daxflame. you portray him excellently, with all that chair aerobics

[Stahltraeger]

Ein Geisteskranker

[Goldfishkisses]

omg you're frikken funny.

[Ryuu92]

"Hair lotion!"

LOL

[mailiface]

I'm new to youtube, and I've seen alot of the Dax videos, and all the responces, but yours had to be the funniest!

[SonjaSmith]

Awesome dude, funny. Loved it. btw, I dont think he's faking. Dax is the kind of guy who's going to shoot a bunch of people then himself one day.

[anon7007]

"Dax" defintely has the personality for it.

[Jonk0love]

you look just like me and your almost as funny as me too, omg!

[Hemojochim]

you're better than the most others

BUT PLEASE GO TO THE GYM!

[PSPmaster321]

HAHAHA!!!! LOL GREAT!!!!

[fuckchriscrocker]

omg i loveu already fuck man ur awsome! ur cute too hahah bye

[zeloswildercasinova]

i subscribed becuase ur vids are like a jelly donut that runing away slow but u still cant catch it and i just watched daxflame omg iz it stupid

[PomPomChica]

ur cool. & daxflame is fake. but the actor is funny.

[Ryuu92]

LLLLOLLL

YOU ARE SO COOL

[Beemorriscat]

haha thats great.

[STiZzL3]

DUDE FUCKING WIN!!!!!!! hahahahahahhahahahahaha greatest vid EVER!!!!!

[ohhhshitson]

dude, youre great. hahah. that girl is cute - but weird as shit.

[lordcoop]

Subscribed

[gensisyan]

VERY GOOD VID!

[shannyfanny]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah­ahhahahaahhahahahahaaha

[carylinelowe]

i love you.

[emanyoun]

NICE VIDEO and nice effects on sound and good moves

but its some lazy !! :D

but i didnt mean its bad

i jus mean "ITS FUKIN FUNNY" rofl...

[Luder334]

ROFLMAO

[bojangles765]

One word theropy

[ArtisMaximus]

You came the closest to making me lol

[samhainlives]

Two words: Pajama pants.

[ChristopherC0001]

hahaha, good...

[PinchySkree]

Yeah

[bratney0228]

OMG THIS ONE WAS FUNNY!! haha i love your scream at the end tehehe. ur cute.

[666LambChop666]

hahaha...you're good...

[bluefirepinkfire]

lmfao tht was the highlight of my day haha u should be an actor tht vdeo was amazing

xx

[ZeroUK1234]

Rofl

[PoopShitMario]

She's not retarded, she's a ROBOT. Both R words.

[SuperwomanSPF200]

lol thats soo jokes ILY!!! :P

[chupa224]

i tried that 300 energy drink thing. . . . .i passed out

[chupa224]

LMAO too true, nice vid.

[xoxoxDANIxoxox]

Youuuu loookkk funnyyyy! and your jelousseee becausee DaxFlame is my HERO yay!

Loveeeeeeee DANIELLE & EMILYY <3

[REnergy]

Dax sucks my imaginary dogs' unholy genitals. =D

[chupa224]

lol

[hill03]

You remind me of a mix between Zach Morris and Screech...

[luvlykisses]

Hey ur really hott I just thought that you should know that k talk 2 u later

[CosmoGirl4Life]

lmao! your awesome.

[kathrine546]

you are a ledgend. be my youtube boyfriend? xxxx ly xxx

[Gixxer256]

wow, your so flippin jelous!

j/k that was hilarious!

[shecool1]

FCK LOLOLOL

[elsgreen]

hahaha that sir was hilarious

[chrisk747]

ur more of a loser than dax

[sommer911]

You are so damn sexy to me for some reason.

[funkychunk]

omg I was wanting to make a response just like this

i actually was thinking, is he mental or whats up?

I like you now! SUBSCRIBEDD!!

[hanner666]

holy shit

your ace!!

[mynameisonphire]

lol, it's funny, you'd have a completely different point of view if she were your "YouTube" girlfriend.

What a cocksucker.

[REnergy]

Great, D. You just made me watch their videos. Whaaat the fuck is wrong with that kid? He is so excruciatingly... stereotypically nerdy-- that it's just painful to watch an entire video. It HAS to be a character... RIGHT?!