Added: 2 years ago
From: DarkGem2
Views: 28,612
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (193)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Haha I love these videos and your Mass Effect ones. I hope you continue the 'Jerk' series with the 3rd installment in the trilogy :D

  • Ohgren would be the pretty one.

  • I never killed anyone like that so i didn't even know you could shank a bitch... I still wont be able to do it but good to know... maybe I'll smack Isolde

  • if only you could shank dagger the archdemon... i mean it one hits everything else

  • dagger of death

  • I can only imagine the warden "What the hell is taking them?!"

  • WHAT?!!!

  • 4:03 - Leliana is seeing dead people.

  • funnies t one for the rescue BY FAR is when zevran and oghren rescue you (i let zevran do al the bluffing, but reloaded a few times to see all the conversation options) soooo fnny, plus zevran looks great in noble clothes. prrrrrrrrrrrr

  • 8:25 is pretty much the perfect setup for a DA:O "Dear Sister" parody. Why hasn't this happened yet?

  • 8:18 Bother Genetivi saw that one coming

  • I love this part of the game cause you can see how your party members act when you're not with them

  • i want to use the shank as my main weapon

  • @Insomniac22100,

    But it's so tiny! Even the wieldable "daggers" are like, 5 times as long. ô_ô

  • @DarkGem2 yeah but this thing kills everything mate it killed an effing werewolf AND IT'S THROWABLE

  • @DarkGem2 It's small but effective. It kills everyone in one hit on Nightmare difficulty while all other weapons take several hits... ON CASUAL!!! Personally, I'd take the small "insta-kill" shank rather than a large, threatening sword.

  • his name is dogmeat seriously

  • ....I didn't even realize you could kill half these people O.o

  • you forgot to show the one where you kill the kid with the dagger.

  • @kingofmonra,

    Goodness. With such a clear and absolute description as that, I must be a complete fool for not finding it.

  • @DarkGem2 It's where you kill Conor at Redcliffe I think.

  • @yeticowman,

    I have that one at 6:55

  • Hahahaha! Shank dagger FTW! :D

  • *laughs* Finishes.

    REPLAY

    *laughs harder* Finishes.

    REPLAY AGAIN!

    *internal organs explode — laughs harder*

    Dies.

  • Oh my maker you killed Commander Sheppard at 6:52!!

  • If Morrigan comes back as a religious nut in DA 2, I will eat my shoe.

  • "i'm the pretty one"

    LOL Oghren

  • Your characters the ultimate Princess Stabbity O.o

  • "I lied" LOL

  • OMG that chick is so mean!

  • 3:57 is Leliana talking to the Maker again?

  • I love the girlish enthusiam in Morrigan's voice when she says "How fun!"

  • yay u named ure dog Dogmeat so did i :D

  • Ohgen- "I'm the pretty one." XD Love that guy! 

  • Kitchen knife of death... I keep hearing "Doink!" when that happens! XD

  • 1:52-2:01= Alistair fail!!!

  • why did u go around and kill all those people :(

  • " I'm the pretty one."

  • @ilikepancakes97

    i love him.

  • after shank daggering so many people does the party not care anymore theyre just like; ... oh well its the norm now anyway

  • .............I really gotta shank dagger a lot more people

  • hows the warden outside of the fort? Is he breaking himself out?

  • well..thats just it...it doesn't...really looks like your doing anything... >_>......

  • Geez, that woman is a friggin monster with that blade!

  • I cant belive that work, I cant belive that worked, I cant belive that worked! OMG I CANT STOP SAYING THAT!

  • Aaaand now I'm going to make a new character and kill everyone when that option comes... Everyone will hate me ^^ yay...

  • @DarkGem2 I'll make them hate me by doing "bad" things too XD defiling the urn of sacred ashes, kill all the mages stuff like that :)

  • 3:57

    Does Leliana have an imaginary friend?

  • @MrJustinArt You pick Leliana and "The voices in her head" ;D

  • @Pilkingtube You serious? That's actually a choice?

  • I wanna see the dwarven dance of death.

  • Awww, most of those people didnt deserve to be stabbed.

  • The warden has a good aim with that knife

  • Zevran is right, never underestimate the power of 2 dozen little old ladies! xD

  • how about sten and winne?

  • Ah. It's *almost* worth killing Connor just to get to punch Isolde in the face...

  • I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED

  • ANDRASTE'S ASS!

  • Hmmm, someone's comments got marked as spam!

    XD

  • 7:00 XD hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 8:48-8:58 is amazing

  • Makers Breath!!!!!

  • mwahaha im princess stabbity, stab killkill XD

  • Killing...is....fun!

  • Alistair: I cant beleive its not butter!

  • goood job espesially the last one

  • 3:58 - 4:10 Sometimes I worry about Leliana's sanity. ._.

  • Leliana are talking to the Maker!!

  • 2:33 made me laugh so hard!

  • I guess I should have agreed with Alistair when he asked if Leliana was crazy after watching 3:58-4:10.

    Also, HURRAY for the random dagger that comes out of thin air!!

  • lol I love when Ohgren says, "I'm the pretty one." with Zevran! xDD

  • hmm in what kind of situation is it possibly to kill Isolde like that? oo I think I've missed something...

  • @DarkGem2 ah but of course... how could I not realize *that* xD

  • lol great vid, Ogren ftw i love some of the one liners he has..

  • I played through the Dwarf Noble Origin again just to kill that scout after I saw this. Man, I hated that guy.

  • MOTHER, YOU BROUGHT THE LIGHT

  • I loved the shank dagger compilation. I bursted out laughing when Isolde got punched in the face...I hadn't expected it!

  • 2:41 XD Although, my favorite was Zevran and Oghren "I'm the pretty one"

  • yes alistair, it was necessary. now what did i tell you about asking stupid question!

  • Well, the Special Grey Warden Kitchen Knife is a must for all kinds of kills (loved the Genitivi one, BOOM HEADSHOT!!!)

  • "I'm the pretty one."

    AHAHAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME

    BOTH of your Dragon Age videos are awesome! Favourited like mad.

  • I can't believe that worked!

  • note to self i want a knife

  • Thank you for another great video.

  • end wos the best part XD

  • jowans shanking was really brutal

  • "They've been knitting for weeks, like old ladies possessed."

    Nearly choked to death laughing at this! xD

  • "well good luck with that" hahah

    i loved the shank parts hahaha

  • Rosebud

    !:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!

  • lol, I love it when Morrigan recites the Chantry prayer at 2:38 with so much sarcasm. I also love her and Leliana's little bobbing motion during the prayer as well...for some reason, it just fits the moment for me. ^.^

  • "Muahaha! I am princess stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"

    Bahahahaha I played that over and over again and laughed every time!! LOVE it!!! I need to play this game...

  • wow im the pretty one... LOLOL

  • 3:58 - 4:10, does Leliana have an invisible friend? Or is she talking to the Maker? XD

  • @DarkGem2 Really? I was leaning more towards crazy or Leliana is just "seeing" things again. *Backs away slowly from Leliana.*

  • @LostOddity What's the difference?

  • haha! Morrigan in chantry robe, and Zev+Oghren circus twins???!!!

  • omg Morrigan's prayer...lol =]]

  • I can't believe that worked.

  • My favorite is the dwarven noble one at 7:50. He just waltzes up all nonchalant like "Gee I hope nobody stops me from killing this man here... nobody? No? Oh... fine." (Kill.)

  • lol "Im the pretty one" 4:31 XD

  • I bet Leliana Alister and Wynne must really hate you.

  • M-morrigan. In chantry robes.

    BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

    that's just hilarious, especially her PRAYING!

  • hitting Isolde is truely epic.

  • haha Morigan's sarcasm is so awesome XD

  • WEEKS

  • Why do I find Morrigan in Chantry robes, hott?

  • lol at shale :D

  • is the shanking a rogue only option? or is it a mod?

  • i spewed my food when i saw Morrigan praying.

    "Spare them.." *rabbles on*

  • LOL!!!!

  • "Two dozen little old ladies is not a force to be trifled with, my friend."

    The thing is its true. Even the most powerful Archdemon could not stand up to 12 Wynnes.

  • @DarklinWolf

    One dozen = 12

    Two dozen = 24

    Now 24 Wynnes would be an outright slaughter.

  • I cant believe that worked!

  • Zev talking about how old women we messed them up...

  • lol lady isolde got punched in the face

  • you got to love Shale.

  • at 6:55 I was like ''Hey she just punched him, thats not stabbing'' then I hear the stabbing music xD;;

  • I love killing people in DA:O. I have no idea why.

  • thats the only time i've seen morrigan in different clothing^^

  • wwow Leiliana is a little loopy.She nevered acted in a weird way when I was playing.

  • LOL.... I loved it when Queen Anora was punched, then shanked....

    "So the arch demon is next, is it?.... well, good luck with that." wow...... how apathetic, lmao!!

  • That wasn't Queen Anora.

  • @Bokyotheturnip haha, whoops... I mixed her up...

  • nice shanking :)

    wonder if there will be more shanking in the future? well awakening will be coming pretty soon so i expect there will be plenty of shanking to do

  • The shank dagger part of Lloyd getting stabbed by a throwing knife is the greatest xD

  • lol "pretty one"

  • Zevran sure gets emotional with the circus bit in some of his lines. XD

  • omg morrigan at 2:43 must be so depressed and mad she's an apostate and shes wearing chantry robes.. poor poor morrigan

  • they've been morking like old ladys possessed lol alistar and zavern or whatever his name is r the funniest

  • haha morigan! 'i cant belived that worked' 'i know ur acting is atroshious' lmao!

  • You're not going to shank dagger me, are you?

  • you are a very violent person

  • how do you get alistair to say the princess stabbity

  • @crazymonkeys28,

    In the Lothering tavern, refuse to let Leliana in your party.

    She'll later appear near the exit of the town. With Alistair in your party, continue refusing to let her join. Alistair will vouch for her. Tell Alistair, "She's one Archdemon short of a Blight."

  • "like old ladies possesed!!!!" HAHAHA THAT WAS GREAT!!! morrigan praying ha this is great...

  • LOL MORRIGAN PRAYING <3 Leliana rox!

  • Hahaha i couldn't stop laughing when morrigan started praying

  • I would fight my way through? get some extra XP...

  • i cant belive that work't

  • SO THE ARCHDEMON IS NEXT ISNT IT? well good luck with that!

  • ...how are you shaking/punching all those people...mod?

  • It's not a mod. In some conversations, one of your dialogue options is something like "(Kill him)".

    Then, shank happens.

  • i love this !!!

  • "I'm the pretty one"

  • lol shank dagger compilation was awesome. that is all.

  • 4:06 who is leliana talking to?

  • The game establishes pretty well that Leliana is completely insane, but luckily in an "Ooh, pretty colors!" kind of way.

  • @DarkGem2 how do you get leliana to go to fort drakon alone i thought you had to choose two?

  • @AnimaTempli101

    To replicate that scene, do the following:

    1. Tell the prisoner/Alistair that you're waiting for Leliana and Wynne, in that order.

    2. You will be controlling Leliana. Switch to Wynne and run to the guards.

    3. Bluff your way in (either one can do it).

    I only experimented for a few minutes, but it seems like Wynne has to be in the second party slot for her to disappear in that cutscene.

  • 6:56 My favorite part in the game,besides killing Connor.I just want to deck Isolde for not being able to pronounce Teagan.

  • ah,so Princess Stabbity's true identity has been revealed!

  • Yes! :D

  • I just couldn't stop laughing at Alistair repeating "I can't believe that worked." over and over and over again. ;D Not sure.

  • Best part of the whole thing, the leading up to the shank dagger section with Morrigans hurrah over threatening priests, and Alistiars' description of Leliana.

  • "I'm the pretty one" -> This one makes me laugh so hard

  • me too xD BHAHAHHA

  • I had to literally stop the video for a good 10 minutes couldn't stop laughing at this...The delivery of the line was just pitch perfect. Good ol' Steven Blum delivers again!

  • ooh open for a sequel and the last stab was the most disturbing right in the head

  • 4:15 zevran and ogren brothers-twins xD

  • Wait at 7:13 that's lord Vaughan from City elf Origin quest. How did he end up in prison?

  • Yes, it's Vaughan, the (former) Arl of Denerim.

    He says that when Loghain and Howe came back, they just tossed him into Howe's dungeon ... So as to take over Denerim for themselves without a self-righteous jerk looking over their shoulders, I'd assume.

  • I thought he dies tho

  • Hmm... he can die in the City Elf Origin. But if you're from a different origin, you never meet him until that moment.

    In that case, there's no reason why he can't be alive.

  • The Isolde shank - where is it from? i dont remember having the option to kill her (except the ritual of course)?

  • You don't kill Isolde. You kill the other person that's off-screen during that clip.

  • You forgot 1 shank dagger event in Brecilian Forest :p

  • If you're talking about the wounded Dalish hunter, you can kill him with a dialogue option, but it isn't with a shank dagger.

    If you're not talking about that, do tell.

  • I'm talking about what we can at 6:55 - where you punch isolde and then cut.. well.. something with the blade

    Even if you dont kill her, i still want to know how you get to punch her, because man she's annoying! that orlesian accent "TTTeeaaggannnn"

    makes you wanna bitchslap her to shut the hell up