I never killed anyone like that so i didn't even know you could shank a bitch... I still wont be able to do it but good to know... maybe I'll smack Isolde
funnies t one for the rescue BY FAR is when zevran and oghren rescue you (i let zevran do al the bluffing, but reloaded a few times to see all the conversation options) soooo fnny, plus zevran looks great in noble clothes. prrrrrrrrrrrr
@DarkGem2 It's small but effective. It kills everyone in one hit on Nightmare difficulty while all other weapons take several hits... ON CASUAL!!! Personally, I'd take the small "insta-kill" shank rather than a large, threatening sword.
lol, I love it when Morrigan recites the Chantry prayer at 2:38 with so much sarcasm. I also love her and Leliana's little bobbing motion during the prayer as well...for some reason, it just fits the moment for me. ^.^
My favorite is the dwarven noble one at 7:50. He just waltzes up all nonchalant like "Gee I hope nobody stops me from killing this man here... nobody? No? Oh... fine." (Kill.)
In the Lothering tavern, refuse to let Leliana in your party.
She'll later appear near the exit of the town. With Alistair in your party, continue refusing to let her join. Alistair will vouch for her. Tell Alistair, "She's one Archdemon short of a Blight."
Best part of the whole thing, the leading up to the shank dagger section with Morrigans hurrah over threatening priests, and Alistiars' description of Leliana.
I had to literally stop the video for a good 10 minutes couldn't stop laughing at this...The delivery of the line was just pitch perfect. Good ol' Steven Blum delivers again!
He says that when Loghain and Howe came back, they just tossed him into Howe's dungeon ... So as to take over Denerim for themselves without a self-righteous jerk looking over their shoulders, I'd assume.
Haha I love these videos and your Mass Effect ones. I hope you continue the 'Jerk' series with the 3rd installment in the trilogy :D
0o0dead0o0 15 hours ago
Ohgren would be the pretty one.
AniRemi 1 month ago
I never killed anyone like that so i didn't even know you could shank a bitch... I still wont be able to do it but good to know... maybe I'll smack Isolde
anashadaz 8 months ago
if only you could shank dagger the archdemon... i mean it one hits everything else
NebulousSquirrel 8 months ago
dagger of death
anonimas12 8 months ago
I can only imagine the warden "What the hell is taking them?!"
RankoTheDark 9 months ago
WHAT?!!!
ilikepancakes97 9 months ago
4:03 - Leliana is seeing dead people.
Rainonpanda 9 months ago 8
funnies t one for the rescue BY FAR is when zevran and oghren rescue you (i let zevran do al the bluffing, but reloaded a few times to see all the conversation options) soooo fnny, plus zevran looks great in noble clothes. prrrrrrrrrrrr
darkvixenkillu1 10 months ago
8:25 is pretty much the perfect setup for a DA:O "Dear Sister" parody. Why hasn't this happened yet?
rtjobe 10 months ago
8:18 Bother Genetivi saw that one coming
kevynspeed 11 months ago
I love this part of the game cause you can see how your party members act when you're not with them
jairangelmaster 11 months ago
i want to use the shank as my main weapon
Insomniac22100 11 months ago 4
@Insomniac22100,
But it's so tiny! Even the wieldable "daggers" are like, 5 times as long. ô_ô
DarkGem2 11 months ago
@DarkGem2 yeah but this thing kills everything mate it killed an effing werewolf AND IT'S THROWABLE
Insomniac22100 11 months ago
@DarkGem2 It's small but effective. It kills everyone in one hit on Nightmare difficulty while all other weapons take several hits... ON CASUAL!!! Personally, I'd take the small "insta-kill" shank rather than a large, threatening sword.
ElectromagNick 8 months ago
his name is dogmeat seriously
MsFiredemon 11 months ago
....I didn't even realize you could kill half these people O.o
xtwilightsinx 11 months ago
you forgot to show the one where you kill the kid with the dagger.
kingofmonra 1 year ago
@kingofmonra,
Goodness. With such a clear and absolute description as that, I must be a complete fool for not finding it.
DarkGem2 1 year ago 3
@DarkGem2 It's where you kill Conor at Redcliffe I think.
yeticowman 1 year ago
@yeticowman,
I have that one at 6:55
DarkGem2 1 year ago
Hahahaha! Shank dagger FTW! :D
xiShadowWolfx 1 year ago
*laughs* Finishes.
REPLAY
*laughs harder* Finishes.
REPLAY AGAIN!
*internal organs explode — laughs harder*
…
Dies.
RosemarieGothic 1 year ago 2
Oh my maker you killed Commander Sheppard at 6:52!!
cripplehawk 1 year ago
If Morrigan comes back as a religious nut in DA 2, I will eat my shoe.
Immortal13100 1 year ago
"i'm the pretty one"
LOL Oghren
alevsener2 1 year ago
Your characters the ultimate Princess Stabbity O.o
scullen08 1 year ago
"I lied" LOL
SirNatan 1 year ago
OMG that chick is so mean!
85Degrees 1 year ago
3:57 is Leliana talking to the Maker again?
JoeLaTurkeyIII 1 year ago 3
I love the girlish enthusiam in Morrigan's voice when she says "How fun!"
RealArcalian 1 year ago
yay u named ure dog Dogmeat so did i :D
MrLolcatsXD 1 year ago
Ohgen- "I'm the pretty one." XD Love that guy!
PookieDaWuzzle 1 year ago 4
Kitchen knife of death... I keep hearing "Doink!" when that happens! XD
Kaajevikjen 1 year ago
1:52-2:01= Alistair fail!!!
IncredibleFulk1 1 year ago
why did u go around and kill all those people :(
theswedishdude1 1 year ago
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@theswedishdude1,
My character was Princess Stabbity. She couldn't help it.
DarkGem2 1 year ago
" I'm the pretty one."
ilikepancakes97 1 year ago 30
@ilikepancakes97
i love him.
ccrstarpanda 9 months ago
after shank daggering so many people does the party not care anymore theyre just like; ... oh well its the norm now anyway
LordXenocide 1 year ago 2
.............I really gotta shank dagger a lot more people
infernalone666 1 year ago
hows the warden outside of the fort? Is he breaking himself out?
WFGKelsey 1 year ago
well..thats just it...it doesn't...really looks like your doing anything... >_>......
ragnorokh 1 year ago
Geez, that woman is a friggin monster with that blade!
Saavy101 1 year ago
I cant belive that work, I cant belive that worked, I cant belive that worked! OMG I CANT STOP SAYING THAT!
wicNKWD37 1 year ago
Aaaand now I'm going to make a new character and kill everyone when that option comes... Everyone will hate me ^^ yay...
950725 1 year ago
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@950725,
Surprisingly, not a whole lot of people care if you go around shanking people. Alistair will disapprove a few times, but that's really it.
DarkGem2 1 year ago
@DarkGem2 I'll make them hate me by doing "bad" things too XD defiling the urn of sacred ashes, kill all the mages stuff like that :)
950725 1 year ago
3:57
Does Leliana have an imaginary friend?
MrJustinArt 1 year ago
@MrJustinArt You pick Leliana and "The voices in her head" ;D
Pilkingtube 1 year ago
@Pilkingtube You serious? That's actually a choice?
MrJustinArt 1 year ago
I wanna see the dwarven dance of death.
iniudan 1 year ago
Awww, most of those people didnt deserve to be stabbed.
XXGDUBSXX 1 year ago
The warden has a good aim with that knife
MarkSmo71 1 year ago
Zevran is right, never underestimate the power of 2 dozen little old ladies! xD
LadyLatias 1 year ago 3
how about sten and winne?
Istojataachatearme 1 year ago
Ah. It's *almost* worth killing Connor just to get to punch Isolde in the face...
Ebbagull 1 year ago
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED
SlaeynPresents 1 year ago
ANDRASTE'S ASS!
SlaeynPresents 1 year ago
Hmmm, someone's comments got marked as spam!
XD
Sparkingdeadinsome 1 year ago
7:00 XD hahahahahahahahahahahaha
ryanthemadman1 1 year ago
8:48-8:58 is amazing
yodadax222 1 year ago
Makers Breath!!!!!
simpleFoundJumpsuit 1 year ago
mwahaha im princess stabbity, stab killkill XD
ryanthemadman1 1 year ago
Killing...is....fun!
icriosphinx 1 year ago
Alistair: I cant beleive its not butter!
DjOnition 1 year ago
goood job espesially the last one
backforward2007 1 year ago
3:58 - 4:10 Sometimes I worry about Leliana's sanity. ._.
LadyLatias 1 year ago
Leliana are talking to the Maker!!
Rusk95 1 year ago
2:33 made me laugh so hard!
SireHydraxe 1 year ago
I guess I should have agreed with Alistair when he asked if Leliana was crazy after watching 3:58-4:10.
Also, HURRAY for the random dagger that comes out of thin air!!
Linkforlife199 1 year ago
lol I love when Ohgren says, "I'm the pretty one." with Zevran! xDD
lunalebelia 1 year ago
hmm in what kind of situation is it possibly to kill Isolde like that? oo I think I've missed something...
Chalanthea 1 year ago
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@Chalanthea,
You don't kill Isolde. You just knock her out and kill someone else who is off-screen.
DarkGem2 1 year ago
@DarkGem2 ah but of course... how could I not realize *that* xD
Chalanthea 1 year ago
lol great vid, Ogren ftw i love some of the one liners he has..
MetAlParA 1 year ago
I played through the Dwarf Noble Origin again just to kill that scout after I saw this. Man, I hated that guy.
MikeyValentine93 1 year ago
MOTHER, YOU BROUGHT THE LIGHT
tauwilltriumph 1 year ago
I loved the shank dagger compilation. I bursted out laughing when Isolde got punched in the face...I hadn't expected it!
AirFive101 1 year ago
2:41 XD Although, my favorite was Zevran and Oghren "I'm the pretty one"
EdenJAM 1 year ago
yes alistair, it was necessary. now what did i tell you about asking stupid question!
STEELNOSTRIL 1 year ago
Well, the Special Grey Warden Kitchen Knife is a must for all kinds of kills (loved the Genitivi one, BOOM HEADSHOT!!!)
Th3odor90 1 year ago
"I'm the pretty one."
AHAHAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME
BOTH of your Dragon Age videos are awesome! Favourited like mad.
GryffenPuff 1 year ago
I can't believe that worked!
Reyrocksall 1 year ago
note to self i want a knife
sitmanred 1 year ago
Thank you for another great video.
jkpackard2 1 year ago
end wos the best part XD
royalsunce 1 year ago
jowans shanking was really brutal
rezdogg110 1 year ago
"They've been knitting for weeks, like old ladies possessed."
Nearly choked to death laughing at this! xD
IAmOver18Honest 1 year ago 2
"well good luck with that" hahah
i loved the shank parts hahaha
DraconicMorphine 1 year ago
Rosebud
!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!
TsunminG 1 year ago
lol, I love it when Morrigan recites the Chantry prayer at 2:38 with so much sarcasm. I also love her and Leliana's little bobbing motion during the prayer as well...for some reason, it just fits the moment for me. ^.^
Icycle1933 1 year ago 41
"Muahaha! I am princess stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"
Bahahahaha I played that over and over again and laughed every time!! LOVE it!!! I need to play this game...
TiggerRah 1 year ago
wow im the pretty one... LOLOL
thatguyavcam 1 year ago
3:58 - 4:10, does Leliana have an invisible friend? Or is she talking to the Maker? XD
LostOddity 1 year ago
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@LostOddity,
I'm leaning toward "invisible friend".
DarkGem2 1 year ago 5
@DarkGem2 Really? I was leaning more towards crazy or Leliana is just "seeing" things again. *Backs away slowly from Leliana.*
Mahami92 1 year ago
@LostOddity What's the difference?
jimbob3332 1 year ago
haha! Morrigan in chantry robe, and Zev+Oghren circus twins???!!!
kissmyass93 1 year ago
omg Morrigan's prayer...lol =]]
gaumapa8 1 year ago
I can't believe that worked.
narutohinata02 1 year ago
My favorite is the dwarven noble one at 7:50. He just waltzes up all nonchalant like "Gee I hope nobody stops me from killing this man here... nobody? No? Oh... fine." (Kill.)
WyverxCA 1 year ago
lol "Im the pretty one" 4:31 XD
HellTr00per 1 year ago
I bet Leliana Alister and Wynne must really hate you.
menpower1 1 year ago
M-morrigan. In chantry robes.
BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
that's just hilarious, especially her PRAYING!
RoseOfTheAlienage 1 year ago
hitting Isolde is truely epic.
Cadelaria666 1 year ago
haha Morigan's sarcasm is so awesome XD
PunkBuster123 1 year ago
WEEKS
AXMaster 1 year ago
Why do I find Morrigan in Chantry robes, hott?
almostinsane99 1 year ago
lol at shale :D
drogirant90 1 year ago
is the shanking a rogue only option? or is it a mod?
titytit 1 year ago
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@titytit,
No, and no. That's what makes it so awesome. You can be a mage, and just pull this dagger out of nowhere for the sole purpose of stabbing someone.
DarkGem2 1 year ago
i spewed my food when i saw Morrigan praying.
"Spare them.." *rabbles on*
Luxa3000 1 year ago 3
LOL!!!!
ErikWarhammer 1 year ago
"Two dozen little old ladies is not a force to be trifled with, my friend."
The thing is its true. Even the most powerful Archdemon could not stand up to 12 Wynnes.
DarklinWolf 1 year ago 22
@DarklinWolf
One dozen = 12
Two dozen = 24
Now 24 Wynnes would be an outright slaughter.
robaart 1 year ago
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@DarklinWolf
One dozen = 12
Two dozen = 24
Now 24 Wynnes would be an outright slaughter.
robaart 1 year ago
I cant believe that worked!
roekai08 1 year ago
Zev talking about how old women we messed them up...
jasonisrobin234 1 year ago
lol lady isolde got punched in the face
roekai08 1 year ago
you got to love Shale.
ToshitheWolf 1 year ago
at 6:55 I was like ''Hey she just punched him, thats not stabbing'' then I hear the stabbing music xD;;
kgkenshin 1 year ago
I love killing people in DA:O. I have no idea why.
WyverxCA 1 year ago
thats the only time i've seen morrigan in different clothing^^
Psychochilla 2 years ago
wwow Leiliana is a little loopy.She nevered acted in a weird way when I was playing.
nyuurocks 2 years ago
LOL.... I loved it when Queen Anora was punched, then shanked....
"So the arch demon is next, is it?.... well, good luck with that." wow...... how apathetic, lmao!!
chaosvoider 2 years ago 2
That wasn't Queen Anora.
Bokyotheturnip 1 year ago
@Bokyotheturnip haha, whoops... I mixed her up...
chaosvoider 1 year ago
nice shanking :)
wonder if there will be more shanking in the future? well awakening will be coming pretty soon so i expect there will be plenty of shanking to do
thefiend4u 2 years ago
The shank dagger part of Lloyd getting stabbed by a throwing knife is the greatest xD
TaurenThij 2 years ago
lol "pretty one"
joriandrake 2 years ago
Zevran sure gets emotional with the circus bit in some of his lines. XD
SailorDoom21 2 years ago
omg morrigan at 2:43 must be so depressed and mad she's an apostate and shes wearing chantry robes.. poor poor morrigan
xAndrew5782x 2 years ago
they've been morking like old ladys possessed lol alistar and zavern or whatever his name is r the funniest
xAndrew5782x 2 years ago
haha morigan! 'i cant belived that worked' 'i know ur acting is atroshious' lmao!
xAndrew5782x 2 years ago
You're not going to shank dagger me, are you?
thrubeingcool13 2 years ago
you are a very violent person
cooldude1886 2 years ago
how do you get alistair to say the princess stabbity
crazymonkeys28 2 years ago
@crazymonkeys28,
In the Lothering tavern, refuse to let Leliana in your party.
She'll later appear near the exit of the town. With Alistair in your party, continue refusing to let her join. Alistair will vouch for her. Tell Alistair, "She's one Archdemon short of a Blight."
DarkGem2 2 years ago
"like old ladies possesed!!!!" HAHAHA THAT WAS GREAT!!! morrigan praying ha this is great...
crazymonkeys28 2 years ago
LOL MORRIGAN PRAYING <3 Leliana rox!
R1DDL3RS 2 years ago 3
Hahaha i couldn't stop laughing when morrigan started praying
Zx24v101L 2 years ago 3
I would fight my way through? get some extra XP...
kdogkri1 2 years ago
i cant belive that work't
kopparmannen 2 years ago
SO THE ARCHDEMON IS NEXT ISNT IT? well good luck with that!
burninglag 2 years ago 37
...how are you shaking/punching all those people...mod?
kazuma191 2 years ago
It's not a mod. In some conversations, one of your dialogue options is something like "(Kill him)".
Then, shank happens.
DarkGem2 2 years ago
i love this !!!
krogaan 2 years ago
"I'm the pretty one"
Hammerman24 2 years ago 12
lol shank dagger compilation was awesome. that is all.
therockdiiva 2 years ago
4:06 who is leliana talking to?
JanecShannon 2 years ago
The game establishes pretty well that Leliana is completely insane, but luckily in an "Ooh, pretty colors!" kind of way.
DarkGem2 2 years ago
@DarkGem2 how do you get leliana to go to fort drakon alone i thought you had to choose two?
AnimaTempli101 2 years ago
@AnimaTempli101
To replicate that scene, do the following:
1. Tell the prisoner/Alistair that you're waiting for Leliana and Wynne, in that order.
2. You will be controlling Leliana. Switch to Wynne and run to the guards.
3. Bluff your way in (either one can do it).
I only experimented for a few minutes, but it seems like Wynne has to be in the second party slot for her to disappear in that cutscene.
DarkGem2 2 years ago
6:56 My favorite part in the game,besides killing Connor.I just want to deck Isolde for not being able to pronounce Teagan.
nyuurocks 2 years ago
ah,so Princess Stabbity's true identity has been revealed!
nyuurocks 2 years ago
Yes! :D
DarkGem2 2 years ago
I just couldn't stop laughing at Alistair repeating "I can't believe that worked." over and over and over again. ;D Not sure.
TraitorHawkfrost101 2 years ago
Best part of the whole thing, the leading up to the shank dagger section with Morrigans hurrah over threatening priests, and Alistiars' description of Leliana.
seeleyboothfan 2 years ago
"I'm the pretty one" -> This one makes me laugh so hard
Burn277 2 years ago 41
me too xD BHAHAHHA
tommybui 2 years ago
I had to literally stop the video for a good 10 minutes couldn't stop laughing at this...The delivery of the line was just pitch perfect. Good ol' Steven Blum delivers again!
Arkz5 2 years ago
ooh open for a sequel and the last stab was the most disturbing right in the head
IrishMinja 2 years ago
4:15 zevran and ogren brothers-twins xD
TrueSigismunT 2 years ago
Wait at 7:13 that's lord Vaughan from City elf Origin quest. How did he end up in prison?
jhon1284 2 years ago
Yes, it's Vaughan, the (former) Arl of Denerim.
He says that when Loghain and Howe came back, they just tossed him into Howe's dungeon ... So as to take over Denerim for themselves without a self-righteous jerk looking over their shoulders, I'd assume.
DarkGem2 2 years ago
I thought he dies tho
jhon1284 2 years ago
Hmm... he can die in the City Elf Origin. But if you're from a different origin, you never meet him until that moment.
In that case, there's no reason why he can't be alive.
DarkGem2 2 years ago
The Isolde shank - where is it from? i dont remember having the option to kill her (except the ritual of course)?
eran5005 2 years ago
You don't kill Isolde. You kill the other person that's off-screen during that clip.
DarkGem2 2 years ago
You forgot 1 shank dagger event in Brecilian Forest :p
Erakleitos 2 years ago
If you're talking about the wounded Dalish hunter, you can kill him with a dialogue option, but it isn't with a shank dagger.
If you're not talking about that, do tell.
DarkGem2 2 years ago
I'm talking about what we can at 6:55 - where you punch isolde and then cut.. well.. something with the blade
Even if you dont kill her, i still want to know how you get to punch her, because man she's annoying! that orlesian accent "TTTeeaaggannnn"
makes you wanna bitchslap her to shut the hell up
eran5005 2 years ago