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  • dont stick your dick in crazy

  • @iakai00....shut up...forever.

  • Thank god you left your phone off, man because you can clearly see that she was not in any way shape or form stable and you found out before it was too late.

  • priceless.

  • Oh Em, you whore!

  • "We've all made mistakes while you've been away!" hahaha!

  • Bitchez be cray

  • So, why would anyone make this public?

  • @JakikoChan it was a lesson about life

  • nothing of value was lost

  • @SergeantLedge oh how I agree with you.

  • This is such bullsh*t...I stopped watchg the clip halfway thru. Anybody in their right mind wudv turned on their phone and sent a reply text to say, I'm out of the country, or away on holiday...or sthg. I reckon this guy wanted to dump the girl, or move on, and this was a perfect chance to ignore her and let nature do the rest. How the f*ck does a girlfriend not understand that ur going away for 2 WEEKs?

  • @victorionmusic OHhhh..yes..m so with you...and furthermore is up to destroy this girl's reputation by publicizing this video....

  • @iakai00 um..."destroy her rep"?

  • @Candyman757 huh???dint get u!!!

  • @victorionmusic Are you retarded?

  • @jeppemichael if your asking, then you must be!!!

  • @victorionmusic Wow youre stupid

  • @victorionmusic He told her that he was going overseas for two weeks, she obviously wasn't listening because it wasn't important to her

  • Lesson 3: Don't date crazy bitches.

  • the second lesson is wrong. it should be: don't date crazies!

  • I feel Crazy Train should be the audio for this video

  • Bad listener or not what kind of a relationship are you in where your gf doesn't know you are going on vacation and you cut off all form of contact for two weeks? Sounds like you guys really weren't that close to begin with. No huge loss then.

  • @Counterweight22 Hum, that's true. Though I can't say for sure.

  • So lucky that you left your phone off. That crazyness was lying just under the surface the whole time. 5 days no contact and the sky was falling.

  • bullet dodged

  • This was actually great to have happened to you. If it is true you told her multiple times, and she didn't listen...it shows that she was not emotionally invested in the relationship at all. She was either just with you for free food, sex, something to do...or she has an actual hearing problem and refuses to get a hearing aid. I would wager she just is not emotionally invested and is a self centered narcissistic asshole.

  • "WE'VE all made mistakes while you were away?" Who is she trying to kid...it was all her.

  • @atravelerstale i couldn't believe it when I read that either. We've all??? did she fuck his friends or something?

  • No need to turn the phone on, just make sure your email is set to auto-respond that you're out fo the country with your phone off.

  • Hasnt everyone dated a crazy Em in their life? 

  • @ImSeeFly...surely our minds dont mitigate..coz we happen to b frm different world!!yes da gal was too harsh n wot bout dis person whoz publicizin dis video??betta luv sm1 truely..n ud knw it!!!!n m not replyin u n e more..nice talkin to yuh!!!

  • @ImSeeFly..well....firstly,i dunno wots d conxtn betn his gf n my listenin n readin capability...n y r u comparin me???secondly,ts obvious for any gal to react dis way..was her BF so metamorphic dat he cudnt in4m her properly?he thgt she knew where as c did not..yea i belv gal was way possesiv..buh isnt it obvious to b when sm1 gets collapsed just lyk dat?u'd bettr knw women n their feelings b4 keepin n e reltn..n we dont jump in2 sex quickly..ud betta knw asian people!!!

  • @iakai00 What the fuck language are you speaking? Are you speaking in tongues? Holy hell!!!

  • @suburbanindie Hey!!whosoever..."the" n"da" gives u da same pronunciation right?take it "you" n "u"...go get ur pronunciation corrected n u ll b able to undastand wot i mean n wot language is it!!r u some sort of boss or ambassador dat i should b referin to u formally??n wot kinnda reltn. do u share wid ur gal dat u cant evn keep proper conxtn wid her??holy hell...my ass!!!

  • @suburbanindie oh!! or am I talkin to some sort of grammatician here??ohh..must b my GP xamination is goin on...I think I have " MENTIONED IN THE COMMENT ABOVE PLEASE DON'T REPLY ME BACK AND NEITHER AM I REPLYING" now which part of it din't you get it???

  • WHOA, dodged a bullet on that one hahaha

  • the real lessons learned are:

    a) your girlfriend was a crazy bitch

    b) don't commit to crazy bitches

  • OK so if dis guy new that she was unaware bout his vacation..so if dis guy really loved Em..y cudn he 4gv her???gals r awaiz possessive but yeah sex...was way too exyend i dunno in which world do u guyz live buh i say..FORGIVENESS takes u long way.....rathr den regreting later just clear it out.....

  • @iakai00 Apparently you are not as good a reader as his girlfriend was a listener. He told her multiple times the he was going to Europe for 2 weeks but she failed to register it through her head. He even told her goodbye the day before he left! He thought she knew about it all along.

    Not only is she a terrible listener, but she is extremely insecure and in my opinion bat-shit crazy. I'm glad he broke up with her. He dodged a bullet.

  • Bitch, gtfo...

  • In a way I feel like this was kind of a good thing for him. It showed him who she really was. Very unfortunate situation though. \=

  • The song at the end is called

    Guten Tag by Wir sin Helden a german group

    but to be honest shit like this happens every day to couples lol

  • When life gives you lemons.... You dump a bitch, lmfao

  • I.... I love you.

  • In a way, it's good that they are no longer together. I don't know where the gf's ears are but it must be somewhere disturbing along with the brains

  • I think it is funny how she didn't even go to the police or something.. in her world you just disappeared.. you could have been murdered or something.

  • And i thought guys didn't listen ..

  • And women say men don't listen

  • i didnt blame her in the begining but she over did it :s i dont blame u either :s shes scary, all she had to do was call ur mom a couple times or visit her in the early days and actually listen wen u speak

  • In all fairness, i see where she was coming from, but that was a tad extreme LOL. I hope you were ok D;

  • I would drop her just for the fact that she ignored me when I told her where I was going. If she doesn't think you're important enough to listen to, at what point does she draw the line when talking to a guy who tells her he has AIDS and wants to fuck her.

    All she'll hear is, "I wanna fuck you."

  • So, question, did she really sleep with someone else, or simply say that to try and piss you off, but by the sound of the "don't read the others, I fucked up" email, she did?

  • Snatch :)

  • this would be funny if it was real.

  • @undocumentedspot It is.

  • It is.

  • @undocumentedspot Why does it have to be real to be funny? Not saying it is or it isn't (seems plausible to me), but even if not, it's a story and I find it amusing.

  • @OmnipotentBagel So imagine if someone told you that a skateboarder hit a sock on the road lost his balance and was faceplanted then the skateboard flied in the air and hit him in the head. I don't know about you, but to me it would be more funny if it's real .

  • Super Funny, but who knows if this really happened or not.

  • Aww cool you went to York! I go to University there :D

  • Seems you didn't learn anything from that.

    1. Don't stick your dick in crazy.

    2. Some people are not too bright.

    3. Some people only think about themselves.

    4. Don't stick your dick in crazy.

  • good riddance.

    /brofist

  • why wouldnt you talk to your girlfriend at all during the two weeks you were gone anyways? lol shitty boyfriend

  • @ratepoint0 I thought so, too, but maybe he couldn't get his hands on internet access? I don't know what people do when they backpack through Europe, but maybe it's a "technology-free" kind of thing.

  • @ratepoint0 stfu, some people like to have time time away from people

  • She's a freak.. and sounds like she's a desperate 12 year old -__-

  • You are legend!

  • wow mixed confussed love hate girl there lol

  • Now THAT was funny. Classic.......

  • awesome :'D

  • They do have internet in Europe you know. . . fyi.

  • how did his friends not know where he was!?!?!? he leaves and only tells his mom?? if she saw at least one of his friends how could this happen??

  • JD,

    It was a giant autocorrect, I swear! I meant to say have fun in Europe and I can't wait to see you in two weeks... Damn you autocorrect!

    Love,

    Em

  • @Hectorf16 Lik dis if you crey evertim!

  • She tried to make it sound like he was losing something special when in reality it was the best thing for him getting rid of her. There is always another pair of open legs you can find thats just as good as the first pair.

  • To deny that is to deny your very soul!

    LOL

  • Omg, that was sooo awesome to watch and read.. I hope you were ok.lol. Us girls arn't all that bad. She sounds crazy..

  • wtf! thats one stupid self centered biach, God riddance to her seriously. Thers nuffing like traveling europe with nuffing except a pack on your back no phone no hassle.

  • @massivemak The word is "nothing" - "nuffing" makes you sound like an ignorant chav which I am sure you are not. Lets not celebrate sounding uneducated :-)

  • @kirksteel whats with the spelling brigade on you tube?, im not a chave, seriously what the hell whit em but im not a snob either, just be yourself the way you want. nuffing is saying it whit a accent.ayie :).

  • crazy girlfriend? more like "just like every girlfriend"

  • @rockhockey54 agreed.............

  • @rockhockey54 Not EVERY girl is like that. -.-

  • Bipolar much?!

  • Was anyone else really not expecting Wir Sind Helden? lol

  • Also, if I were her and my own partner was failing to answer his phone and call me back, I would think something must have happened. I would try email or calling his parents to see what is going on. I would also go over there and see what is going on. I can't believe she never considered that. That is what a real girlfriend would do.

  • Going to Europe sure made you learn about her. It turned out she was a fake because she pretended to like what you liked.

  • surely this aint real? noone is that fuckin stupid.

  • @NamesLee you'd be surprised my friend... I'm telling you, there are some extremely stupid people out there. And I know some who are worse than this chick.

  • I wonder what this girl's doing now. No doubt she was kicking herself for ages after this happened.

  • She really fuck that guy!?? I GOTTA KNOW!

  • This reminds me so much of my ex, exactly the kind of thing she would do. Her name was even the same...

  • Too bad he couldn't post the bitch's full name and location so guys would know to avoid her crazy bitch ass.

  • Someone needs a chill pill haha

  • Of course it's fake. What kind of boyfriend goes to Europe for 2 weeks without seeing his girlfriend before leaving? and talking about the trip for days, and promising to get her something nice? I mean please...But entertaining though! Thumbs up!

  • Em certainly still loved JD, i agreed with girls full of insecurity but she couldn't be more patient with the ignorance. She wouldn't think that JD is trying to ignore her only if she had been a good listener.

    So this triggered her to tell him the ugly truth to prove she's a winner after all. She wanted to hurt him more, fortunately, the guy did not open any emails yet.

    Well, blame it on such a girl for not being a good listener and she totally deserved to be DUMPED!

  • @gecomaman are you going on strike and make a campaing abt it? Anger issues? Relax idiot, your life dont depend on it!

  • HA HA Well she's stupid.

  • What kinda notice did you give her and were you guys having problems before?

    

  • this is a fake right?

  • this is a fake right?

  • SOunds like you had a lucky escape, lol.

  • "Who's the stupid one?"

    Err.. who's the one who just banged Jeremy out of pure rage and revenge?

  • lol what a bitch

  • "OPEN FIRST! DO NOT READ OTHER EMAILS!"

    ROFL

  • id like to see a pic of her lol

  • Awesome mate, and good on you for not going back!!

  • 4:09 " now who's the stuipd one"

    well reading your terrible spelling, id say still you.

  • i came here from rude tube XD

  • JD I would like to high five you for that one. Fair play :)

  • who else has just seen this on Rude Tube?

  • 5:12

    'To deny that is to deny your very soul.'

    As I would say in Hindi, THEEK HAI NA (as in, an exaggerated 'aaaalrighty then')

  • @thejdspot can yo sent me a photo of her?

  • That's women for you. Each and every one of them are fucking pyscho's.

  • What a fucking whore. She cheats on him just because hes away for like 3 or 4 days? FUCKING WHORE

  • Rude tube :)

  • @MiSSiXxX1 ich auch xD

  • @MiSSiXxX1 xD , I am not the only one . Yeah :D

  • hahaha "I could hear you talking in the background" how has she done it? ^^

    i saw it on "Rudetube" in the TV ;) you are famous ^^

  • Those pics made the whole thing xDDDD

  • Wow this hole video is like a Greate Movie in my head, im sorry for the guy even a little for the women im laughing and hey you can see some places in europe^^

    3. that show us how addict we are to modern communications , instead of listening to real person

  • What happend with necklake?

  • im a girl, i would never bother my boyfriend like that. even if i didnt know he was away for a while.. im self aware enough to know how annoying a girl can be. this made me kinda.. lol. i know this woman is older than me, and i can do relationships better than her. plus i dont need to cry over my ex to another guy just to get him to hook up with me! thats lame. haha

  • Think about it this way. By leaving his cell off, he found out that the girl was nuts, would cheat on him, and could cause him problems later. I think we guys should put all our girls to the test. The fact is he told her what he was doing. But she is so self absorbed she did not care about him enough to even listen to any thing he said. Hes a lucky man to find out now.

  • LOL what a wanker, "you're boring to be with" and who's the one backpacking in Europe (she may not of known this) but this is for all the time spent together, but JD has the mind to go to Europe and explore. Also if she didn't care after the first few days then why keep sending e-mails, i hope your ex can see this to see how much of a dick she is.

  • BOY WAS YOUR EX A BITCH :)

  • On one hand, it probably would have been a good idea to call home at least once.

    On the other, not that it would have mattered since she slept with another dude within fewer than ten days of not hearing from you!

    You would think her first reaction to not hearing from you and your buds not knowing where you are would be "maybe something bad happened, I should go check on him." Instead, she decided the best course of action was to have sex with some dude.

    Trust me, you are WAY better off!

  • wow what a dumb crazy bitch

  • i know she is slightly stupid, but if i go on vacation, i will obviously keep my phone on to talk to my girlfriend

  • Sadly I think I would of tried to make it work with her. I just have a self destructive personality I guess.

  • She's psycho but.... you didn't check your cell at all in case of emergencies back home?

  • What a fucking bitch hahahaha. Good job you broke up with her.

  • O___O XDD. Lmao what happens to people for not listening B)

  • HAHAHA Shes a psycho... but let me say, If you really cared about her you wouldve at least sent a text before parting, telling her about you leaving or something. Its kinda weird that the person you date simply vanishes, dont you think? But... it showed her true colors so you got lucky in this one :P and still you are a weirdo as well hahaah

  • @JDWiskeeBreil I think you missed the start of the video.. He did say the night before he left, he called her to say goodbye.

  • @JDWiskeeBreil idiot you are. read the fucking video and desription before making stupid ass coments

  • You know, I read a few of the other comments about this being fake, but seriously... I've been there. Girls can be fucking crazy. And I say that with the full authority of knowledge, because I am a girl.

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  • The fact that after not getting a response to ONE EMAIL she says 'you are not screening me are you?' shows how clingy and weird she was, and that just came out ALL in the open when he left. Her having poor listening skills and being a psycho bitch isn't his fault, good riddance.

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  • Why wouldn't you have called her from the hotel once you got there to let her know that you arrived safely and you were having fun etc.? This is fake. If you were seriously dating her you wouldn't have gone 2 weeks without talking.

  • next time just tell the bitch ur going on a vacation

  • fake

  • anyone else mute this audio after like a minute

  • u r bettr off her dude....c can b very dangerous!! u knw wat i mean..:)

  • This is why I hate dumb asses who don't listen, I mean, how does she miss out on the whole "Hey babe, I'm going to Europe for two weeks!" You can do much better sir. and thank you for the entertaining video.

  • Wack Bitch is Wack

  • Don't you have internet at airport or at least in some hotel in Europe?? Why don't you just email her? Did you not have a laptop or something?

  • so she fucked some guy and was basically hysterical...so what ?

    I'm not being ironic.

  • @daddygazoi r u saying you would be ok if ur girlfriend fucked another guy?

  • @Casshyr It all depends on the context. In this case, I'd get over it probably.

  • "When he said he hadnt seen you all weekend i could hear you talking in the background!" - "Now who's the stupid one?"

    Hmm.. just let me think. :'DD

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  • did she actually cheat on you or was it just boggus?

  • @High120 im sure he didnt bother to ask. she wasnt worth it anyway regardless

  • Many American phones will work overseas but it's expensive to use them.

  • Sorry I missed your calls, I was on the other side of the earth for a fortnight. What's your excuse for being a psychotic bitch?

  • this just made my day

    

  • Can't help but read her messages with GLaDOS's voice.

  • Dude that was friggin great man! Though I would give her a little bit of a break, cause ya know, all women are a little bit crazy. However I would have broken it off if she did fuck another guy, that is messed up. She may have been just saying that though to piss ya off. Anyhow great story!

  • Gee's Bitches like that piss me off, in no way or sense is it ever right to fuck someone else. specialy some doughebag that cracks on to ya that says your all that. AFTER 5DAYS. Your way better than her man, hope your okay

  • "we've all made mistakes while you've been away" is possibly the greatest line in history

  • I'm glad they did break up after all - what kind of person thinks you're kidding about taking a two-week trip? She must be dumb.

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  • wats the name of tht song at 3:43 in the video

  • Wow. it's such a shame that she didn't have the sense to think that something terrible might've happened.

  • Now who's the stuipd one?

  • the thing is, before she starts to panic, why didn't she go to your place and check if something happen? I just can't believe it just after a couple of days she slept with someone else.

  • I feel so bad for you mate... at least you know her true character now! Hope alls well, and hope you had an amazing time in Europe haha :)!

  • What a childish nutcase

  • typical bitch

  • Okay, for those of us who are NOT complete psychopaths ... not all passionate people are crazy. lol And some women actually DO pay attention when they're man tells them he'll be away awhile. I don't blame you for not having your phone on, but maybe next time you should leave the gf's # with your mom, and maybe even send her a postcard. ~.^ All in all, though, gave me a laugh. You poor guy. lol

  • @elizabethpink So they have computers in the kitchen now? 

  • Lesson 3: Dont stick your dick in crazy!