Good Eats S11E20 Going Dutch (1/2)

[ourglasslake]

I love enjoying soft tits.

[Knife138]

Yeah, this was me last week, we had a major nor'easter and the power went out for several days!

Oh well, we actually did have a dutch oven and my dad's a culinary chef so we were able to dine on some good eats

[Herooftimex]

0:33. Don't we all good Alton :)

[TheSixxthSaint]

did he say soft tits??

[kateskateskate]

Oh Alton. I love you, but your simplification of a fatty acid makes me shutter.

[trumbachd1]

3:11 I wondered why the *Inside* of a cooking vessel needed teeth, LOL.

Thanks AB!

[wilderness636]

did he say soft tits o_O

[MMuthaFuckinB]

Snuggle with soft tits? GOOD EaTS

[trumbachd1]

@MMuthaFuckinB 0:30 Especially right after "Snuggle with your sweetie".

[socratics]

Awesome, thank you so much for posting this video. Great help/info, Alton is the best!

[ThePatank]

TITTAYS

[zoeyjusko]

Well, I don't know about him being gay but according to his facebook page, he's a born-again Christian and attends a Baptist church in Marietta. If someone like that is really gay, they must have some very serious issues going on inside of them. I don't think he's gay.

[Hatyre]

@zoeyjusko People can be gay AND Christian... Although he's married and got a daughter. So that's kind of an indicator.

[isabellibrizzi]

Regarding the soft hits, I think they did that on purpose. He means calming music but deliberately sounds like he's saying something which he wouldn't ordinarily be able to say on tv. They at Good Eats do this sometimes, I've noticed. Like the Christmas episode when Charles Dickens is picking out a ham at the butcher shop, he says that it must be "well hung". Accident? I think not.

[Goldenrod636]

Ah. You used your own description instead of the tv.com one.

[some5672]

I got turned on.

[alisdhfalkjhv]

While enjoying soft WHATS? ( 35 secs)

Calm down, i know he said hits. But it still made me laugh.

[leonieke123ke]

I thought so too!!

[nowayride]

See, he's not gay.

[OrderlyDeity]

@nowayride who said he was?

[lanson0]

omg had to listen 3 times to hear hits

[mkkrushmt]

haha, yeah, thats what i heard the first time

[Lovelessinhell]

agreed XD it doesn't sound like he says hits...

[gateboy1]

From South Florida to Arizona. No hope in getting them back but it's a good thing Lodge keeps making them. I have replaced them AND have inherited 30+ year old skillets, dutch and a griddle! All sesoned to perfection! It's a good thing I've been a good boy - Karma works!

[gateboyatlivedotcom]

When I moved last time, I forgot to get my 3 cast iron skillets and HUGE dutch oven from the attic! DOH!!! I hope the current tenents are enjoying them....

[Eggness]

T_T so sad.

[Flanning]

Why were they in the ATTIC!?! Gems like that should be used to make magical delicious goodness.

[Lendm]

Holy shit.

That sucks majorly- did you move far? Is there any hope of recovery?

[jaberwocky6669]

Why does he say that he often grills right inside the fireplace? Does he really often do the things that he says he often does?

[jarikcbol]

Nooo! you can save that cast iron skillet! sand blast the rust off and re season it! GO BACK AND GET IT! *wail*

[kamquatt269]

pshh, cast iron cheap my 7qt dutch oven was over 60 bucks!

[Eggness]

That's fairly cheap as far as quality cookware goes. Plus it'll last you forever.

[smgeier]

My dad owns 9 cast iron camp stoves (as AB calls them; we call them Dutch Ovens), and uses them pretty often. Every summer we do a Cast Iron Chef America, and it's my favorite summer activity. So much fun, so much good food.

Dang, made myself hungry.

[Kayos501]

Pretty sure he said soft hits..i.e. romantic music that is popular. Hard or soft, either way I likes the tits. Save the tata's.

[jmoffia]

ok yea the whole "did he say hard tits" thing is sooooo freakin retarded!!! hes sayin SOFT HITS you stewpid person i mean u rly think he said that u r the most smartest personi n the world (sacastic) just in case u thought i was serious - directed to stapler78 & cocoacorin

[BloodMech21]

hard tits? i thought he said soft tits.

soft tits > hard tits.

[Bearfoot]

Good thing I r the most smartist person n the world then.

that's what it sounded like to me guy. doesn't mean that I'm stupid.

[rampantimagination]

I use oak wood coals. They hold the heat longer but they are killer to get going.

[UEnvyMyButchness]

If you happen to have a natural gas torch laying around with a large nozzle, you can season a cast iron pan in less than 7 minutes.

I love shop class. =)

[BlackWolfessUSCM]

Wish I had a fireplace in my new apartment here, I could crack out my dutch oven~

[GreenManalichi]

Soft tits...arent they some sort of candy?

[nobby1701]

He's just showing his age. In the seventies and eighties there were lots and lots of commercials for "soft hits" compilation records and they always showed a coupled romantically cuddled in front of a fireplace. But I'm sure EVERY guy like soft tits as well. Hell, I'm female and I thought he said soft tits at first too. It's that weird LA/Georgia accent he has.

[DarkSoldier712]

Also, Celine Dion music could mostly be considered "soft hits", as well as anything Kenny G...

[bello787878]

aluminum melts at 1600deg... not 900!

[47f0]

Well, nice try, but no cookie. Aluminum melts at just over 900K, which is about 1200F. But that's pure aluminum - which most cookware isn't. In fact, most cast aluminum (think cookware) has silicon added, which does, in fact lower the melting point to around 900F.

[47f0]

Yes, officially, Lodge cast iron says season your iron at 350F - and so does Alton. Unofficially, at least one Lodge rep has admitted that higher temps give a better seasoning - but it makes a lot of smoke, and Lodge doesn't need folks calling in and complaining about the smoke. Because I may cook as high as 500F for some breads in my dutch oven, that's what I season all my iron at - and it's black, slick and non-stick. YMMV

[starian1234]

Agreed. I've had the same cast iron pan for almost 3 years now, and I originally seasoned it at 350 per the Lodge reccomendation, but the past few times I have gone as high as 475. It does make a good amount of smoke as the fat goes through pyrolysis but I feel it was well worth it and not really a nuisance with a good vent.

And yes YMMV

[Bellaonyx]

When you wash your dutch oven you have to be careful. If it is brand new the iron can absorb the water you wash it in. Wash it quickly and you should be alright.

[maximizer011]

ok this may be just me but at the time when the agent dudes come in and the guy takes out that scanner thing, is that the background soound for the loading screne from crash bandicoot 4???

[obamamama0185]

I thought that too!

[crapadarappa]

around :33-:36 did he just say "snuggle with your sweetie while enjoying ""Soft Tits"" "???

[MissAnimegrl]

No! he said 'Soft Hits'. Who's got a dirty mind?

[mdginzo]

What are "soft hits"?? I think he said "tits".

[khesed]

Me.

[whitecorn]

Haha I thought he said soft tits too.

[MoleSnyper]

lolllllllllll omg lolll it totally sounded like that.

[Stapler78]

Am sure its soft tits. It makes perfect perfect sense!!!

[cocoacorin]

Are there any hard tits?

[Stapler78]

During strong airconditioning or in winter time. ;D

[CrashGames2108]

Yeah, silicone augmented breasts.

[trammy3]

HA!! I thought that too LOL!!!

[MissAnimegrl]

No. Soft HITS. Like the infomercials they show on TV selling music collections? They have one for 'soft contemporary' and they always show a picture of a couple snuggled up in front of a fireplace.

[RosariumMinister]

@MissAnimegrl LOL I am so glad I am not the only one that thought he said something ELSE!