GTA IV - Funny Drunken Dialogues (Part 1)

[gutterrat101]

"Oh man I can't take. I can't fucking take it. Shoot me."

"Shut up!"

"SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD!!"

"You're drunk! Shut up!"

"Fuck you I'm not drunk! I'm sober as a Lord!"

Gotta love Packie!

[ujellybroski]

"Fuck you, I'm an alpha male. I'm at the top of the tree..."

"Like a fairy."

"Not that tree... The tree of life."

"Oh, that tree. Stop talking shit"

[XxFourTwentyxX]

Lol.. I got out the car, and killed carmen. Fuck that bitch, after 2 minutes I was ready to use an rpg.

[MrPikapka]

im getting dizzy

[Duel53]

Did you see those tities in there?

[SpazticEggroll]

i swear they all say they fucking love niko lmao

[AmethystEyes]

why is Michelle not drunk?

[ThaMasterMind09]

@AmethystEyes because she is a secret agent or something like that.

[xXxMetalJunkiexXx]

"pyoua pyoua"

[SgtMcCullin]

I killed my friend just being in da drunk. He hitted him head in da ground and died :DD

[plandercozeron]

"me all pyoua pyoua"

"mek me dee in peace"

Seriously.. i don't understand what's he saying

[nitro836]

@plandercozeron "Make me all paya paya" = Make me all dizzy/weak/nauseous.

"Mak me dee in peace" Okay, thais one is obvious.

[Trymster97]

Again...... A fucking-gain!

[TheDantheman1997]

i always forget to try but can you fly drunk?

[iSkate7104]

I like the way they say titties

[AxeArmor214]

I think Roman needs to lay off more beer than Niko. He's way funnier than other drunk people in the game! XD

[HotaruZoku]

I think Niko was a Mime in another life. I can't stand drunk rambling from people I'm with either, and I've had to drop the "Please stop talking about life like it was designed to make you cry" thing too, but I've seen study hall teachers that tell people to shut up less than the N-man does.

Ah well. Still love him.

Even if he IS an "immigrant pyscho".

[martokpaso]

i fucking love the conversations of niko and roman drunken XD its so funny.

-"did you see tose tities on there?"

-"I could have covered them with butter and syrup and had them for breakfast"

-"What about Mallorie's tities? Dont you like them?"

-"Have you balling Mallorie, cousin? How could you? She's the love of my life"

-"The woman of my dreams. My own cousin is thinking about her firm sweet tities"

XDXDXDXDXD hehe

[SilentStormShadow]

I love Roman! "How could you?"

[danglemaster]

"For a fucking immigrant psycho, you aint bad" *falls down*

[HurleyInt999]

hahahahaha, love the way michelle looks at niko in 6:35. niko is complaining about her questions but she doesn't say a word!!

[chelseygrace1]

8:09 matrix stuff =3

[kwong1111]

at 3:39 it almost looks like cartel cruiser from gta3

[ShadowZzznaiper]

1:45 hahahaha

[vadwad12]

One time i was drunk in gta 4 and all the pedestrians started to attack me! :D

[madenation101]

ya he did tea bag mallorie lmfao

[reelpebbles]

Everyone loves Niko!

[londea88]

@reelpebbles Was the third one Dwayne?

[alperenaaa]

soo daaamn I THINK NIKO TEABAGGED MALLORIE WITH SYRUP TITTIRD Xd

[yupidoda]

Lmao

[Truseneye92]

HAHA!

[Mesina2]

"I'm sober as a lord."

*drops down*

X-D

[londea88]

@Mesina2 "Oh danny boy the pipes the pipes are callin."

[SUPERDAN1212121212]

lol :):D

[MoraaNL]

Excellent stuff :D