Rowan Atkinson - "No one called Jones"

[JohansJoh]

OMG, there actually was noone called Jones!!! :)

[Ekfantos]

"I'm a dick"..Now we all know where Bart's pranks are coming from:)

[SuperLonelyboy1995]

78 people need to grow up

[toocoolforschool1001]

If I come back and catch Herpes in the corridor like the headmaster did...

[toocoolforschool1001]

Clitoris.... Where are you Clitoris?!?!

[msPaulaHughan]

hahahaha what a classic!!

[TheAbortSurvivor]

Oh god There are so much "that's what she said" jokes...

[wiredmanproductions]

HOW. CAN YOU. DISLIKE THIS.

[mrbeanthe2nd]

@wiredmanproductions a person named clitoris?

[WorldOfMuscles]

Bottom, squeeze myprick in somewhere

[uragon120]

2:45 he's gonna laugh

[chauchidze]

Happy BIrthday Mr. Rowan!

[Monstrosity1000]

It is only funny because Herpes used to run wild around campus those days constantly harassing Myprick....XD

[tukaibilam]

genius! using words and people laugh like hell!

[Xitrax]

Imadick.

IMADICK!

[MegaMidgetNinja]

I never knew that Russian name gag was so old...

[ChunEmeliatj83]

hihi Im a young girl with the most incredible smile

[dragondancer1814]

The comedy show he did featuring this skit was my first introduction to Rowan Atkinson's comedy, and I was ROLLING! I can only imagine the amount of practice it took to do this without breaking down in laughter, especially when he got to the part where he was interrupting his lecture with the names strung together!

[silverstream225]

I laughed sooo hard when he said "Where are you clitorus?" XD

[AdamSKHaj]

I've never heard him talk normally.

[Gamergod8D]

Anus, assbandit, bottom, clitoris, doodoo, enima (I think), fistup, genital, herpes (still with us), Imadick (IMADICK!!), jaculation, myprick (anybody seen it?), niceandquick, ontop, pube (XD), rigid, suckmeoff, tightfit, upyoursh, vobb, yourprick, zipper

Just in case you wanted to know them all :3

[Catmonk201]

@Gamergod8D before yourprick that would be vulva

[surferdude3451]

@Gamergod8D Wow,you know all of them? I thought ass-bended was funny.BTW,what is niceandquick,tightfit and ontop?

[zannabarnowl]

@surferdude3451 It's ass-bandit. LOL, google it.

[Kumarjitdxtreme]

@Gamergod8D its ejaculation!

[Stevo935]

RIgid, FIstup, Bottom, OUT!

Rowan is a living legend. So awesome. XD

[alex3223223]

240p we meat again >:]

[987TravelSingapore]

lol.. 1:36 to 2.16. is best part.

[stinkymonkeyman]

I don't mean to rip off of the top comment but seriously, how the HELL did he keep a straight face through that?

[xDodds7x]

Genius! He lives down the road from me, might get him to come do stand-up!

[jkprayer]

@xDodds7x sure, sure.

[madelynroden656545]

well i'm a lady who loves to have fun

[trickykid73]

Mr Hard on . lol

[TheJimmysmallz]

rowan atkinson is a genius

[DA296]

at 4.27 "oh no i've gone cross-eyed"

[nickdalby]

72 people are called Jones

[ereignisfelder]

oh no I get it:

"catch herpes"

klol

[Matty09Magic]

if i catch herpes in the coridor like the headmaster did therell be trouble!

[sh1tonwba]

wow i didnt know mr bean was so rude

[jacksonkidd]

Someone must have seen my prick.

[HanozonoShizuma]

there will be trouble LOL

[MrCongate]

Sakmeow

[cheesychee23]

Lol my prick ( penis)

[Demonplayer44]

is you fall asleep on top i will be very anoyed

[KlayyJayy]

My teacher palyed this video in class...he forgot the word clitoris was in it

[Kbillyssupersounds87]

How come this isn't on my version of Rowan Atkinson Live?

[xoxfordoxox]

do do suck me off nice and quick BAHAHAHA

[TheLancekulit]

rowan's students dislike this vid xD hehe



[ChronoMagnium]

Enema? You know I'm a dick, don't you?

[soundsgod]

Remindme to beat my prick

[soundsgod]

If i catch herpes in the corridor like the headmaster did yesterday there will be troubled

[andyli916]

everyone laughing is perverted.

[gscam0001]

@andyli916 everyone not laughting is a humourless prude

[DelightfullyRandomPD]

"If you fall asleep Ontop I shall be very annoyed.

[yfjameslo]

Bottom squeeze myprick in won't you hahaha

[kynzvabaam]

Has anybody seen my prick?

[kynzvabaam]

"Has anybody seen my prick?"

[Andy2695a]

If i come back and catch herpes in the corridoor like the headmaster did yesterday... There'll be trouble. LMAO!

[kashimashima52]

I'M A DICK. Enema You Know I'M A DICK dont you?

[Doctorfansunit]

If i catch Herbies in the corridor like the headmaster did there will be TROUBLE...

[spaghettiisFOB]

Zipper? Absent? Audience didn't get that? LMAO

[xenocider64]

@MuzicFanable Jones was a Bitch

[MuzicFanable]

i dun understand the title =/ No one called Jones?

[Pudabudigada]

@MuzicFanable Jones is a common name, one that you'd expect in a school class.

[LeinMarjo]

Bottom squeeze my prick in somehow:P

[Astraea52]

He's the only one who could make reading the telephone book hilarious! I'd love to see him live .. wonder if he ever comes to the US!

[Kafshtuzak]

The best is a russian student Suckmeoff :-)

[SpookymanMulti]

HAHAHA Ass Bandit :D

[PianoKwanMan]

His tie is too short for a Headmaster! haha

[Tokugawa2005]

@PianoKwanMan He's not the headmaster thats Mr Greatbighardcock. He's just a normal teacher

[1RokiN]

*or too short



[1RokiN]

Well i suppose my prick is too small to be noticed... :)

[1RokiN]

Well i suppose my prick is too small to be noticed...

[leesurbrahh101]

Enema, you know Im a Dick don't you?

[danhair]

Rowan Atkinson is the best comedian and actor I know. Only he could do this comedy show and not laugh

[ilikecheese1009]

Now THAT's a comedian.

[sosor3l]

How he keeps his face straight?

[awaisdon1]

come on, who can he say all that without smiling or grinning.....

[LittleMsKiwi]

Herpes, still with us I see.

[majincooler8]

and all with such a straight face :D

[richie616799]

Brilliant. I thought he missed a trick though. "Clitorus?? Come see me after roll-call, dont make me go looking for you". i kinda proud of that 1 :):)

[4Gottlos]

@richie616799 I think he sorta did that with the 'Clitoris, where are you Clitoris?'...

[handyfunrazor]

now if i catch herpes in the corridor like the headmaster did yesterday!!! XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[SkaterJacob14]

Like a Boss

[PelikanDodo]

russian exchange student SUCKMEOFF AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[waynecoolkid]

excuse me,what's a dodo? or dudu?

[RosekiRin]

how is he able to say that with a straight face?!

[hussnain78680]

He should have said (does anybody now i'm a dick)

[SmokeTheEarthMan]

when he says ass bandit ....its all over for me loooool cant stop laughing

[MrSpecialsecretagent]

@SmokeTheEarthMan I also dont get straight over the ass bandit ;-)

[Lightice1]

@MrSpecialsecretagent It's "Arsebandit", you ignorant American. ;)

[MrSpecialsecretagent]

@Lightice1 I'm sorry 8)

[Skrippi92]

russian exchange student: suckmeoff

hilarious

[iloveursis]

@Skrippi92 well, to give it a russian feel, sagmiyov. hahaha

[isAacLeE1000]

65people tired to do this on stage like him and failed..

[XsecretX93]

Herpes. Ah. I see you're still with us.

I don't wanna catch herpes in the corridor like the headmaster did. xD

[MrSpecialsecretagent]

come on grow up

please!

[ttxttx555]

I'm a dick~~ I'm a dick !!

animal ~ u know i'm a dick dont u ? HAHA XD Hilarious

[Clubs4Metal]

@ttxttx555 *enema, actually

[ttxttx555]

@Clubs4Metal oh~~ sry~~ XD

[ryhorn100]

Ah, to hell with all these fucking annoying commercials! Can't the people who make them come up just accept the fact that hardly anyone even gives a shit?

[charlie4275]

one of the funnest stand ups ive seen in a while :D

[crazyfishstudios]

I won't put up with this behavior boys, and neither must I remind you, will mister greatbighardcock

[Alfalotter]

Wow - Avatars.

[KingGhidorah5464]

XD how the hell does he keep from laughing at his own jokes???

[Redderson4571]

Tight Fit, for heaven's sake leave Your Prick alone!

[olivier404]

you're a dirty little boy aren't you? ;-)

[chunkyStrike]

iamadick? lol

[rappppppist]

Where are you clitoris?

[GetMeADrinkNow]

cant sop laughing, i'm in tears!

[myplague11]

Does anyone know if this is on DVD or something? i would love to watch the whole thing

[SiloNova25]

@myplague11

Go on the youtube channel "RowanAtkinson". The whole thing is on there.

[InViisAbL3GiMp]

Best thing in the world

[poddynater1]

this is the best thing ever to been shown on you tube or in the theatre

[ripper19890920]

EPIC!!!

[theangelo54]

DUDU SUCK ME OFF NICE AND QUICK DETENTION ON SATURDAY

[Furubatsu]

Has anyone seen Myprick? Myprick anyone? ah...remind me to beam Myprick later...

[andyjdean]

For me this is the best version, just perfect.

[KoHSaito]

Fistup?

[JedaqiaAngel]

Did anybody see My Prick?

[jawadazamchohan]

He has the best pokerface

[KryttyOrgamaProducts]

1: Press CC

2: Transcribe audio.

3: LOL?

[8888InokiBomBaYe8888]

No one called Jones

[EalhwineScholar]

Watching this, I suddenly believe this was the inspiration behind Prof. Snape in Harry Potter...how odd...

[Leok39]

@EalhwineScholar i never recall snape being this verbally agressive in any of his classes. only similarity is the black cloak :)

[lioilredelbio]

Uhm...russian exchange student...........SUCKMEOFF.

Genius

[Kido4Life]

I just covered the screen with Kool-Aid

[tariqmghazi]

NO WONDER THIS GUY HAS A MACLAREN F1

[MrKickaroo]

63 people didnt get called

[MetalRules4Life1000]

LMFAO!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh­aahahahahahhahahahaahahahahaha­hahahaahahahah!!!!! I practically cried :') hahahahaha

[fiona8768]

MR BEAN!

[buffaloface1]

i actually know a guy called anus

[galaxypegasisw105r2f]

@buffaloface1 wth

[EyeHawk777]

Absolute genius! how did he write that? how??

[mustaine75]

British version was faaaaaaaaar better.

[crematedmemoir]

when he said "Anus" someone should've shouted "HERE!!"

[cowboystar100]

has anybody seen my prick.?

[YourSkyliner]

whats so funny about reading dirty words?

[Avradizimir]

@YourSkyliner

I know. I love Rowan Atkinson but I don't get this :/

[DeejayNey]

@Avradizimir Its easy. He is using dirty words and manipulates them to have different meanings. For example there is a name Imadick but when he says "emma (or w.e) you know imadick" Which sounds that HE is a dick.

[y512516]

@Avradizimir

maybe ur too young or too mature

[Avradizimir]

@y512516

I suppose it depends how old you yourself are as to whether you think I'm too old or too young. I'm 27.

[y512516]

@Avradizimir

then that case you're premature or are just plain boring

[Avradizimir]

@y512516

I just find Not The Nine O'Clock News and Blackadder infinitely more amusing than this, if that makes me boring I'm more than happy to be boring.

[y512516]

@Avradizimir

suit yourself 

[victor147159]

Anus, Arse Bandit, bottom, cliteris, do do, enama, fist up, genital, herpes, imadick, jaculation, myprick, niceandquick, ontop, pube, rigid, suckmeoff, tightfit, upyours, vulva, yourprick and zipper XD ROFL

[MsNegative24]

HEY!!!! isn't that mister bean?

[legendaryspartanking]

@MsNegative24 No it's Rowan Atkinson...

[MsNegative24]

@legendaryspartanking oh..i fail.

[legendaryspartanking]

@MsNegative24 Lulz, too many people know him as Mr. Bean, he's an actor/comedian, Mr.Bean is one of his roles.

[forthmyeorlingas]

THIS IS THE BEST!

''u know im a dick dont u?''

[galaxypegasisw105r2f]

@forthmyeorlingas yes i do lol

[Sontaranbattlefleat]

Are there two versions of this because I saw one a moment ago where he says Nibble leaves Oraphis alone

[legendarymanic39]

so who knows imadick personally?

[William6likes6Rock]

This dude has BALLS

[socialretardify]

"remind me to beat my prick...bottom, won't you squeeze my prick in there" God, I love this guy! :3

[TheTishRox]

cliterus? has anyone seen myprick?

imadick? where are u imadick.

this guy is the #1 comedian ever:D

[TheChosenWielder]

"Bottom, sqweez Myprik in there somewhere!"

[lovefortheloveoflove]

****

[lauramac089]

zazu

[NozinAroun81]

If you love this sketch you should take a butchers at my Facebook page THE GOD COMPLEX or add me a disciple ;)

[lloveComedy]

Russian Exchange Student : Suckmeoff

Lol hahaha xD

[waakid007]

@lloveComedy

More like suckmeov!!

[gwapongmaniac]

herpies!!! wahahaha.

Imadick! whuuuuuuuhuhuuuuuu

[rapanuimaster]

Imadick ! :)

[pronick96]

i am a dick haha

[thisisrumorcontrol]

62 People haven't seen cliterus.

[thisisrumorcontrol]

Now this guy is what you call a comedian.

[ElijahsImpact]

@thisisrumorcontrol A TRUE comedian.

[99magicbullet]

"Now my-prick, perhaps you would like to find a seat, bottom squeeze my prick in somewhere", i couldn't breath for at least a minute. This guy is a legend.

[piggypoo]

we used to laugh at things like these when we were kids. look at us now!

[Ultranationalist941]

he reminds me of my secondary school form teacher... good times..

[dalton1583]

He's great

[daroyalgeneral]

VERY FUNNY!! LOL!!

[BleekerSoL]

Sorry but this is nowhere near as good as the original one he did where he's taking a register, performed at the Secret Policeman's Ball

[Lukawa345]

This guy is such a smart @ss.. from thin blue line.. to this to mr bean