Cat Talk

[007gametester]

He speaks better English than most people in some parts of Pasadena! XD

[EpicNaziZombieOwnage]

0:12 Cat Says I Dont Care

[AgilityMalamute]

IS THATT REALLY THE CAT???

[MaddyMarshy]

Cute!! 

[cybernako088]

hmmm yes all i need know is take this cats ability to articulate and then teach proper English

[SosialMe]

Ouuh my dog!

[HouseElectro100]

its hard to masturbate to this...-.-

[bipolar156]

@HouseElectro100 not really

[Ramona286]

speak Cat

[Shatteredbones20]

Oh man I laughed so hard at this when I saw it on tv!!

[CHR15T0P3R]

Oh Long John ! Oh Long Johnson! OH Don Piano! Why I Eyes Ya!

[CHR15T0P3R]

Oh Long John ! Oh Long Johnson! OH Don Piano! Why I Eyes Ya!

[BootyFister]

I JUST MASTURBATED TO THIS VIDEO.

[orangewizard]

@BootyFister Yeah,that's great man....

[BootyFister]

@orangewizard WANNA FUCKKK>>>>/????

[majaarnie1]

oh my DOG!

[ll3aseemll]

how cute she is

[purusa2]

He's EXTREMELY scared! Poor guy...

[AnieMinyatur]

Awwww he is soo cute!

[ChildrenOfInfidelity]

I miss when youtube was like this.

[chixou123]

WTF???????????????????????????­?



[TheSuperninjaX]

oiyoyoyoyoy

[lovebadrhari]

i think shie is from China

[Torn80cj]

0:09 So hilarious.

[KoshkaMoshka0]

Great! This cat is really fantastic! And funny!

[animegirl4u24]

Ohh My DOG!!!! hahahaah

[iNioVio]

hahahahahhahaha geil

[TheBlackdunutborges]

oh long johnson!!!! xDDDDD

[MrLosBandoleros]

NICE Oh long johnson!!! ahahhaha xDD

[MrDirtyVersion]

PiaaAAaaaAAnoo

[CJBombaYe]

"Why I eyes ya?!"

That's one mean cat

XD

[LunaLucia983]

"Oh long Johnson"

So sweet and the best was: "All the life long day" OMG he`s a prophet!!!!!! XDDD

[ellingsen23]

Lol

[MIZT3RKITTY]

funny LINK!!! 0:00

[Stewiegriffinist]

Desiree Jennings brought me here. But I heard of this way before HER!

[christob1972]

Why I eyes ya!

[TheLetsplay3]

<3 <3<3<3<3

[KnifeDaemon]

Oh Don Piano!

[princesaaztecamaya]

@KnifeDaemon jajajajaja que risa!!

[13bassfisher]

i think its listen to justin biber

[13bassfisher]

i think its listen to justin biber lol!!!

[CassadillaPerry]

It sounds like an old Japanese man. :D

[Xulina93]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[192DRE]

all long john all long johnson why i eyes ya all the live long days OMG hilariouse :p

[daFattylover]

Sounds like an old drunk English woman.

[lynnandian]

@daFattylover STOP PICKING ON ENGLISH PEOPLE! IDIOT! :/

[fruitygirl1231]

Sore throat....

[lmhlmh7182]

his English is way much better than mine....

[YourFaceIsMyToPunch]

Oh my dog,

oh long john ,

oh long johnson,

oh Don Piano ,

Why I eyes ya

All the live long day.

[AnimalAbuseIsAwesome]

@YourFaceIsMyToPunch Yeah, we just watched the vid. Thanks.

[stewievader4]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT CAT

[Oscy]

@stewievader4 It's scared of something.

[looloorex]

LMTO !! (laugh my tail off...lol)

[777teg]

lol



[spixieangeldust]

xD

[maksim2000m]

xDDDDddddddddddddddddddddddddd­ddd

[bojibri]

piannooooooo

[MrsRavenclawStudent]

0:18

AMEN

[TheCatMilton]

Why I eyes you all

[mssucks3462]

what the hell did they put in his kitty food????

[AvisTheDoom]

Just sounds like a cat-blues xD

"whyyyy I eyes ya? uû"

[DatSchneggchen]

xDDDD 

[MrLeoben02]

all the live long day

[sebycutza10]

oh long jhonson????

=)))))

incredible:))))

[ravodiablo]

Cool!!!!!!!!

[iaradickinson]

ele quer vomitar

[KingBubzy]

LSD :D:D

[lCatAndDogl]

sweet

[psipenge]

Poor kitty looks frightened ='(

[spottedwolfso]

in the acual verion of this, the vid is longer and after he/she says, "All the live long day" the camera zooms out and there is another cat hes/shes talking to XDD

[AURORATV1]

lol XD

[MultiLpsgirl]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[robRSVP]

OMFG i love that cat!! "Why I eyes ya?!?" i say that now instead of "why are you still here?" xD

[kennychiwa147]

gets me every damn time.

[TheRandomDamsel]

HAHAH!! Sounds like an old granny..!! ^.^

[ema15951]

bla bla fat cat is stupet:]

[jhonnydrama]

@ema15951 FUCK YOU AND STFU U FUCKING NOOB

[ema15951]

bla bla fat cat is stupet

[ema15951]

so wat i have10 cats

[stickfiguresmaster]

@ema15951 no wonder the rest of the cats left you for cat nip... #FAIL #LOL

[SpyMigo1]

65 guys who desliked are dogs

[HotCelebGuysTurnMeOn]

OH LONG JOHN!! OH LONG JOHNSON!!!!!!

[benZZZgomeZZZ]

If you want ur cat to sound like this just give her a piece of meat and get close to her with something ;)

[PiccoloGirl1612]

He wants fish~!!!!!!!!!!!

[endwrestler]

johnson = penis which is in video: oh long johnson

[AnimalHugger1000]

omd! tht is soo funnny!

[azoz167]

يليل يليل

[MrHades8700]

funny but no real i think

[TheAtmosphirguy]

my cat looks almost exactly like this

[TiffanyMunro]

That cat was about to spew chunks. Hope it wasn't too much a clean up.

[tynet1]

sounds better than justin bieber

[bassbreakerRECORDS]

@tynet1 MUCH better :{D

[MrHeopsik]

Once I watched a cat who looked and sounded like this one.

[bbpail44]

its totaly cute... i love it...

[DisneyFreak4124]

this is so funny I love it this cat cracks me up

[YOMEROLETES]

no ma... me cague de la risa con este pinche gato...

[Xenapholia]

"why I eyes ya"?? lol

[putyanumberinmyphone]

its probly a witch trying to cast a spell to get out of the cats body

[dedissimo]

Oh don piaaaano

this is serious stuff

[LAVOTODGJORCE]

DUDE! STOP MAKING YOUR CAT HIGH! LOL!

just kidding nice vid ;)

[Smilegyrl222]

The cat sounds like it's drunk ;) But I love it anyway =D

[jmbgouveia]

NIce one. lol. Maybe he is passing for that period?!,cheers, joao

[Guenter134]

cat

WANT

[starfaery]

Sounds like an old granny.

[EmpireLS56KW]

The cat should be saying “Fuck Mrs. Mary Bale”!

[hondurenokid1995]

rofl omq i remember this video

[MsTheOcelot]

OH don piaaaaaano. XD this cat cracks me up, I love it! :3

[TeshnosFire]

QUICK. GIVE THE CAT YOUR CHEEZEBURGER OR I SWEAR HE'S GONNA GO WILD. ;__;

[flyingstawhirl]

I would be afraid to go to sleep in the same house as that thing!

[AndreasFalk8]

theres something scaring the poor cat

[ebcangel]

lmao

[alvin2800]

hij praat niet hij zingt ....

[ChrisCa1601]

Did the cat's owner check the expiration date of the catnip?

[bloodthirsterddx]

why does it look scared does it get beat if he doesnt say it

[erButy21]

Oh Long Johnssssn!! xD jajajajajaja buenisimo. =)

[TheBlinz666]

why I eyes ya xD

[jedihunter176]

OMD!

[bolondijka]

best i have ever seen

xD

[KarenOfMermaid]

hiihihihihi

[TheEstonianIdiot]

I translate this cat !!

Oh no

Ohh no Long John

Ohh no Long Johnson

Ohh no Long John

Ohh long then

Ohh lololol

Ohhh long then  :D

[LadyFlippy]

he's just angry at the other cat

i saw another cat on right side

Check out the other long johnson videos...

[btvs2evanescence]

@LadyFlippy haha, yer & then he starts talking to the other cat

[MaruLovesCookies]

This Video is so Funny :D I love it ^-^

[Perk456]

That cat's on high... Or drunk.

[MiMimyster08]

THIS IS HI;ARIOUS !!!!C I LOVWE IT!!!!!

[SKidzforever]

sensei cat

its the master OFF the dog named johnson

[mtrstudios1]

cool that funny

[MisterianWolf]

Favorite video of all time. I love him

[64GIO]

its like yoda lol

[Larkvaitig]

@64GIO Maye she's the actor =))

[Monstrea1992]

@64GIO Better talking than me he is XD

[tamagal21]

LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!­!!!!!

[ValentinCoshug]

#lol

[JapalyaandCJ]

this video never gets old.

[dria180]

it sounds like hes saying "cry my eyes outtt, all the live long day"

[rakiztah1988]

He's so lovable!!!

[WittleKittyCat]

Oh my gosh I can't stop watching it!

[intergalacticpenis]

@WittleKittyCat Don piano compels you

[maddywebster95]

oh don piannooo haha so cute

[hardkokteegg]

this is the best video i ever seen :)

[intergalacticpenis]

@hardkokteegg You don't go out from your house pretty much, do you?

[woodsj2690]

Oh my dog!

Oh Long John!

Oh Long Johnson!

Oh Don Piaaaaaaaaano!

Why I Eyes Ya!

All The Ljive Ljong Djay!

[btvs2evanescence]

@woodsj2690 if you dont laugh wen he ses "Oh Don Piaaaaa...no" there is something seriously wrong =P

[coolbabecute]

So adorable <3

[coolbabecute]

oh i had a adorable cat like this before but i gaved it away,,regretting so cute <3 love you ulla

[Jnfgirl]

Ok...

[mgierb]

Long John from Treasure Island ? 

[ILoveEpicMusic]

Wtf? "oh long johnson"

[Jnfgirl]

I am not a retard, and I know that. You don't know anything about me, who care if I think it's fake? That doesn't give you the right to call me an idiot and retard.

[babyboi733]

@Jnfgirl yes it does this is you tube

[Jnfgirl]

I'm not a retard. Besides, you really think I care that u said that? I know it's not true, so I don't need your comment to tell me that I am. You really need to chill, I didn't start anytthing, I just made a comment of what I thought. It doesn't mean I know that it's fake. So stop it.

[lovecandy95]

wow this cat is DESPERATE! lol

[Saskia81]

Okay, so we all know this kitty is a comedy genius. But what I really wanna know is who are Long Johnson and Don Piano? And what is this cats beef with them? xD hahahaha!

[klauzes]

I would like to bring to everyone's attention the comments of tangelclot and paanjo10, calling a 19 year old girl a moron for stating her opinion in public. Please appreciate they're masculinity and courage! That will be all, tanks.

[TheIchigo999]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahaha­hahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha­hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha­hahahahahahah

[KingOsiris08]

this cat sounds like an old asian man

[lovesthebass]

@KingOsiris08 ROFL

[OrklerOrklerOrkler]

Why I eyes ya?

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDD

[SaitoFortexX]

wut? o.o?

[Deathcore151]

вы все ёбаные американцы и я трахал ваших грязных немытых матерей! Russia

[ishiroshi]

My cat can say Mama :D

[zcglass]

I remember watching this on America's Funniest Home Videos as a kid and laughing until I was crying my eyes out

[RAMMSTEIN110894]

I have a cat who can say "Why I nein dead" (he cant say "no" but he can say "nein")

I'll send video on YT when i'll buy a new camera, I promise

[mariuxsz]

Oh long johnson... That killed me :D

[GADFantomas]

WHYYYY i EYES YA! THumbs up if this your favorite part

[Jnfgirl]

This is SOOOO fake

[tangleclot]

@Jnfgirl how is it fake you moron? The cat is growling and it sounds like it's talking, if you watch the full length vid you can see the cat is growling at another cat accross the room. idiot.

[paanjo10]

@Jnfgirl You're retard,I know it.

[StyLer136]

watch?v=964uCtgsDoE&feature=re­lated

at end you can see an other cat

[coolerik00]

oh long johnson...i got one

[PIRULAS2009]

WUAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ­

[yilva]

snuh ;'(

[ice0cream0bunny4321]

All the live long day :3

[Diswazzi369]

oooooooooh long johnson!