Dave Hughes (Hughesy) Comedy Festival Gala 2009

[creamyfilling102]

they call them Bikies?  that's not a very intimidating name.

[ajkfrty7]

Sandilands – being interviewed on Enough Rope with Andrew Denton – said he "hates Dave Hughes" and that "If I saw him I would punch him in the throat".[2] Hughes retorted by releasing an official apology, which said in part that Hughes was "sincerely and deeply sorry that Kyle Sandilands is a massive dickhead" and that "massive dickheads have the same rights as normal people".[3]

[Soundgarden8497]

@wfbrown66 truth, labor need to fuck off, this country is almost lost.

[jhugh142]

im a bikey

[tjwhalan]

remember the WALK MAN

[fireprince688]

we got 32 bikies watching this..

[liquidfreak]

31 people are truck drivers!

[dharmaseed]

Sorry all, I prefer Adam Hills.

[TheGrffg]

"sweetie you look like a truck driver"

[tjwhalan]

How long has she been running hahahaha

[3bertface01]

give me a sandwich kid!

[RedlightRichie]

luv this fucker

[crazymisscarlza]

hahaaha i love how he always ends up talking about his wife

[RainbowTrucks]

Honestly, he shits me but he's fucking hilarious!

[linkmasta114]

Wow. Didnt laugh once. Why is this guy getting so much face time and not Shaun Micallef, who is far more funny. Shame -_-

[ItsKaylaMiranda]

hahah soooo goood!

[motionjunkie]

Fucking terrible! My friend said to give hughsy another chance. Nope! Still as god fucking awful as I remember him to be.

[zoltankissjnr]

I love you! Make your motorbike go LOUDER! XD XD XD

[LaFreakLaLa]

Bikies think they're not afraid of anything, they're afraid of exercising, you fat bastards! LOL Hughesy!

[singe13]

Were they feedin them caviar?? - HHAAHAHA

[saythanx]

funny but British and we all know Britishly gay is gay

[Tinnaz]

@saythanx Hughsey is Australian. Pretty sure you're the gay idiot for not knowing the difference between British and Australian. You're probably American.

[saythanx]

@Tinnaz tinnaz u mad?

[Tinnaz]

@saythanx Nope. Just sick of ignorant people like yourself unable to fathom the difference between Britain and Australia.

[LittleMizzRandom]

i LOVE dave hughes :D i miss Rove.....

[DiSmEmBaR]

MAN hughesy you legend

[fpvshitsonhsv]

Huhjes is the best but hes still funny as and i like his style its more of the stuff you want to say that you wouldnt normaly

[James9371]

Of course it doesn't include any of the bikes watching...

[lichaninn]

HUGHES IS A GOD!!!!

[joshiemitch07]

he is a funny fucka isnt he!!! what a legend

[NeverLostYou]

I didn't laugh once. Don't understand how someone could recommend this to me

[driftlab]

@NeverLostYou You obviously don't have a sense of humor! Dave Hughes is a CHAMPION!

[getalifein]

I like this guy (The best comedian in my opinion) - In the beginning I always had problems understanding his accent and his one-liners (Well... being an Indian, ofcourse :) ). But always liked his attitude and his very 'healthy' comedy. Absolutely Amazing stuff!!

[totz321]

fuck this is funny..

[ACDC640]

bikies give him the shits

[CjScott101]

Arguing over the internet is like winning the special Olympics. You may win, but your still a retard

[everchanginguchiha]

@CjScott101 could have put it better lol

[Daftasabat1]

Not funny

[IsaakTheGreek]

I like his pissed off look...Fucking legend!

[pompom45]

fucken legend! <3 hughes

[amyymayy]

hughesy is a fucking legend!! if you dont like it then fuck off and dont watch the vid.. dont talk bad shit about him just cus YOU dont like him.. everyone else watching this vid does and we dont care about your stupid pointless opinion so FUCK OFF!!! HUGHESY ROCKS!!!!!!

[ferret12]

@amyymayy Dude, it's a public forum, relax. I'm entitled to say whatever I like about him, as are you on every other video on Youtube that's available for comments (cool, huh?)

Peace.

[warpfield98]

ive ferret12 was obsessed with disliking Dave Hughes, then i would agree with you.  but he isn't. seriously, think. you shouldn't feel threatened. ive tried, and i really don't find his stand up funny at all. but i don't hate him, i know he's a nice guy with a good sense of humor

[ferret12]

This guy just relies on having an angry tone of voice. The walkman joke made me a smile a little, but I'm not going to give him as much credit as everyone else does.

[TheIowaContact]

@fufula

Agreed. I know someone who went to school with him, he brought him around to my joint a few years ago. "Hughesy" didn't appreciate me no selling him and his pathetic jokes.

[fufula]

How is this funny? I'm surprised people didn't boo this fucker off the stage.

[CjScott101]

@fufula hey, thats racist to my country

[dharmaseed]

First Adam HIlls, then Adam Hills turns me on to Dave Hughes. What's next?

"No, sweetie. With questions like that, I'll be sick 'o' you by next Tuesday!" lmao

[Yournotspecial16]

"giving me the shits" simply means someone or something is annoying you. like what

TheMrThomson said.

[devanf17]

"giving me the shits" has a different meaning in the states. haha

[TheMrThomson]

@devanf17 giving me the shits means someone is annoying you

[devanf17]

i'm well aware of that, i just found the difference in meaning funny.

[TheMrThomson]

@devanf17 ???wats the other meaning

[devanf17]

its quite literal really. it pretty much means that you have diarhea. i heard another australian comedian say that he "got the shits" in the car and asked his friend to pull over so he could take it out on people and i first i was very confused. i learned through context that he meant being angry, but still funny.

[TheMrThomson]

@devanf17 well we can use it in that context but the way he uses it its kinda a complaining. IF someone crapped themself, thats what they would say. Ive shat myself or crapped myself.

[WOGBOY]

@devanf17 why whats it mean

[H3rBz92]

@devanf17 Well you Americans are fucking retards =]

[tommy4814]

AGREED xD

[devanf17]

@H3rBz92

it has nothing to do with me being american- you're just a dick.

[Profile2200]

Anybody else think he looks like Robin Williams?

[peachway]

the only man that gives carl barron a run for his omney

[liquidfreak]

A Truck driver

[BangsMacgee]

oh man. hughesy slays me.

[67675656565655656565]

dave hughes looks like dave mustaine from megadeth

[hollerback666]

A useless over exposed fucking screaming fuckwit!. He even had to get a mail order bride because he is so fucking ugly women find him disgusting. Fuck off you hopeless useless cunt!

[MsSarah871]

Noone is forcing you to fucking watch it- so why don't YOU go and fuck yourself. Hughesy rocks!

[ferret12]

@MsSarah871 No one is forcing you to read peoples complaints.

[THELUCASKONG]

@hollerback666 go fuck urself u cocksucking son of a bitch

[ForeverTheGirl100]

Jesus take your issues off the internet!

[THELUCASKONG]

@hollerback666 i hav so much better mental health and sense of humour than u u cocksucking dickhead

[THELUCASKONG]

@hollerback666 you cant even spell properly you dumb fucking idiot. READ YOUR LAST SENTENCE. you telling me i can't spell properly when you can't you fucking idiot. go suck your mums balls

[TheFrostJoker]

I don't think you have the right to call anyone a retard when you can't even spell a word as simple as so.

[kizzaizzak]

DA MAN

yeah boii

[Tootiefly]

LOL sooo funny!

[danorambo]

He got the bikie joke, from South Park ;x

[09rmz250]

i love the walkman.

lmfao i love dave hughes!

x

[Boombox2777]

3:47 look at his eyes. It's freaking scary

[RJHEllis]

not funny at the beginning but ended with a bang. A walkman

[MJforever5690]

lol a walkMAAAN??

I got my walkman when I was 10 and listened to the radio everynight before I went to bed. I loved it. And I think I still have it somewhere.

[AnatomyOfStuff]

Dave Hughes is Australia's best comedian in my opinion! :)

[knightsman101]

what about tom gleeson? but i do kinda have to agree with you that hes one of the best cause ur forgeting a few others

[DangerasTM]

yeah gleeson is good so is will anderson and adam hills and a few more i cant think of

[DancingSantaSuit]

argh he used same material on his other show :(

[MusicInWords]

hilarious

[satifastion]

hi is funny

[Sacridmace]

Lol, he's brave!

[menonthemovemovie]

Very very funny

[h44512]

LOL i wanna hear a happy story.

[bboyteknique]

HAHAHAHAHA gotta love Hughes

[wildfields]

lol australians should give up comedy ur an idiot... carl barron.... funniest guy alive.

[skitzoproltd]

Carl Barron's Australian... idiot!

[wildfields]

ur an idiot i was quoting what that guys aid about australian comedians , i know carl abrron is australian and he is the best comedian , re read what i said "idiot"

[XxXTommo69]

Yeah you're the biggest fucking idiot. Carl Barron is an Aussie. Both American and Australian comedians are hilarious. English are pretty bad, except for Monty Python.

[panthermes]

What about Ross Noble :o?

[z00dl3s]

what about steven k amos? his pretty funny :P

[h44512]

dylan moran! funny as!

[XxXTommo69]

Yeah that's true

[PanicMusicFan]

HELL YEAH!

xP

[Amunication]

Dylan Moran is Irish and Ross Noble is Welsh.

[TobeUK]

welsh? he's from Cramlington, Northumberland. that's not Wales....

[mafdog6]

funny as, legend

[richiecripps]

This prick is just not funny. Australians should give up comedy. I'm impressed the audience managed to dress themselves that morning let alone make it to the show. You can't have any intelligence if you like this moron.

[monstermasher666]

fuck off troll :P

[PanicMusicFan]

Where the fuck are you from, idiot?

[mikefmale]

Go and play with your plasticine penis ya stupid pommy git.

[sheldontheman]

let me guess , american? mayby if we hit him in the groin with a football

[richiecripps]

English mate. You know, the mother of your country? If you forget who we are look in the left hand corner of your flag.

[randomquotage]

Hahaha, you're an idiot. As a neutral Irish person who has lived in both Britain and Australia, Australians do comedy brilliantly and both Australian and British comedy is very similar. Furthermore, Australians tend to think "wow this place is a prison, how nice England must be". Then they find out that the English tried to punish people by kicking them out to paradise and the best people England has to give have since worked this out and come to Australia.

[xingwei12]

NO his AUSTRALIAN

[redvenizkx]

bkies? wtf?

[darcymann]

dave hughes ur a tripper

[Seifer130]

fucken legend

[personmebobby]

sweety you look like a truck driver!

[modelwoddle]

I posted a clip of a bikie road rage at a nissan z, look at my clips its in there its pretty farkn funny...

[malibujitsu]

haha "chyoos-dai"

[JediKeSula]

Yep, I'm Aussie and we say 'Bikies' for Hell's Angel's etc.

[im2dardy4u]

im aussi to

[jackoisawesome]

hughesy is the funniest comedian eva

[jztfdujtrezjtred]

FAIL

[spudnick100]

no mate there not real aussie then,,,,,,,bikie is the word

[MAMA67]

i wanna hear a happy story

[filmfunk]

Fyoo-cha! lol

Love the way he talks, funny as hell! :D

[BlakeMason2]

An australian Squiggy from Laverne n Shirley. heeheheh

[Projectrez]

I have never heard the word bikie before....what is a bikie? lol A pikie? chav??? Someone tell me

[peacee94]

its an aussie slang for motorbike riders who hang around in like gangs and stuff

[Projectrez]

Thanks

[PinksHugeFan1]

A person who rides Motorbike.

[Projectrez]

.....Makes sense lol

[PinksHugeFan1]

LOL

[BlakeMason2]

He means like Hell's Angels, motorcycle folks, etc. People who ride around on loud obnoxious motorcycles. It took me a few lines to figure it out. Is it an australianism? I've been w/ a lotta aussies, never heard bikie either.

[Kassie0ate0a0cow]

How long has she been running!?

[MacMarshall84]

hahaha... love this guy

[123zxcvbnmlp]

this is not funny

[MichaelJackson2]

thats because you're a wanker

[3L3M3NOHP33]

hurly p ur a wanker he is the shit u couldnt do what he does n if u tried hughsy would be sittin in the audience giving you shit and you would walk off crying

[HURLEYP]

I'll tell you who shits me - YOU you squeaky-voiced little turd of a weasle, hughes you little wanker!

[123zxcvbnmlp]

HA your funny. It is like he has yet to hit puberty

[TheVulcanphoenix1]

" don't worry bikies im not talking about you, im talking about your enemies!!" hahaha!! freaking hilarious..

awsome

[RhiiLouise]

hahaha Bikies are giving me the SHITS.

[Slimtubestyle]

Hey, great segment, get some real estate - Hughesy!

[eeyoreismahunne]

Hughesy is one of the funniest ausie comedians!

[eLiTepRiNcE]

Comedian of the year.

[Akantos02]

i just laugh my head off every time i listen to him

"Did she go for a run in 1982 and lose her way home?"

LOL

[rhart49]

How could they not know that Jesus Christ

[19BigRed93]

hahah one of the funniest comedians out

[mindenLocal]

Funny funny

[khtechnotho]

yea wateva mate if u wanted to explain to sme 1 u should of replied on his comment instead of posting it so in the future dumb shit , ohh 1 more thing u sound like a nerd get a life okay stop sitting around the computer find a job

[deadmandying]

comedy gold

[euanross89]

I'm guessin a Bikee is a Biker.

[iammi83]

yeah thats the one... lol

[tharpoon]

you must be a genious.

[euanross89]

Sorry I'm a Pom

[nothairywoman]

When aussies say 'bikee' we are refering to members of motorcycle gangs involved in organised crime - drugs, extortion etc etc. A biker to me is just a harmless motor cycle hobbyist. Does that help? There's bikees in the movie 'Chopper'

[khtechnotho]

we all know wat it meanss u dick fuck

[nothairywoman]

If you had the reading age of a monkey you would be able to note that I was responding to someone from another country who didn't understand the Australian colloquialism. So, in future before demonstrating to the world that you lack intelligence and social regard, read the FUCKING context.

[diesal911]

yes a bikee as a biker

[AdamDayMusic]

LMFAOO WALK MAN

[xxnormalisamythxx]

that doesn't include the bikies that are here tonight.

im talking about your enemies

they're assholes

classic

[ItsTraviss]

i love you.

make your motorbike go louder.

[deprogamer]

honestly, i don't care what the sex it is, as long as it looks like her if its a girl, i don't want a 15 year old girl look at me and say " thanks a lot dad, how am i ment to pick up with this stare "

[sparkledotsanddashes]

for the first time in your life, a human will be pulled from your vagina, and its not going to be fun unless there's a kinder surprise at the end of it!

ROFL WALKMAN - HAVE ANOTHER IPOD AND RELAX!

[chelsmy]

LOL @ HOW HE SAYS WALKMAN.

"how long has she been running?"

[quirkyuniqueperson]

Hughesy is so funny! Thanks for posting!

[katrinaward17]

hahahha hughsey you bloody legend

[dars721]

friggen legend

[fazehead]

Dave Hughes is Retarded and has a Stupid Voice like a Police Siren.

[djsfilms1]

thats what makes him funny when he is just complaining about random stuff

[gregkisskiss]

fuckin bogan

[dars721]

i think the point is gregkissgreg, that he IS a bogan hahaha

[1996manly]

yeah Hughesy. eshyas adlays

[tosgem]

I'd like to take a vote, everyone who thinks David Hughes is BETTER (not just funnier, but an alround better bloke, as well as being funnier) than that idiot Kyle Sandilands, vote this comment up.

If you think Kyle is better, vote this comment down.

I bet this is +100 in a week.