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  • i think... he wants us to be silent?

  • It's comedy, don't like it? Don't fucking watch it

  • This sucks.

  • @abvflux Silence! I Kill you!

  • I really hate this.

  • one m0:00re time

  • I keep replaying

  • 0:11 Funnyy ;D I Love This Dude!

  • Sillence... I kill you!

  • He must be wandering around town in Skyrim.

  • But what is even remotely funny about this? Other than "ooh, we all hate terrorists so let's force as much laughter as we can at their mockery, even though there's NOTHING FUNNY about the act", I can think of nothing.

  • SILENCE! I'LL KILL YOU!

  • i like the part where it said, "SILENCE, I KEEL YOU!"

  • I find myself always watching this and it gets stuck in my head

  • @Glottis5 Well, in that case I'd have to argue that you're th one jumping to conclusion's on whether or not it's racist....I'll assume you think it's against Muslim's but, not once does it reference his religion nor even political view's, he's just a terrorist!! Yeah, he's got a Middle Eastern accent but, if that thing on his head isn't just bandage's then it's a Turban, Muslim's don't wear Turban's, that's Hindu....Bottom line is it's COMEDY!! If you don't like it....Get high!!

  • Achmed is awsome and funny

  • i memorized the whole thin

  • is that guy talking? or someone else? cause i really cant see his mouth moving!

  • @miyoudkla i can kinda see him moving...but so little that im not sure

  • his voice gets all high at the end like xD!!

  • When I first saw this, I was like "Oh my god, what is that?" =O

  • Ha!

  • it so funny

  • achmed killed 33 trolls XD

  • RINGTONE

  • heh...

  • silence i kill u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • How do you say that without moving your mouth? JD is a god at ventriloquism.

  • @DEZEKER08 Actually, he did move his mouth a little bit.

  • 31 people got killed

  • lmfao. i saw a tshirt that said "Silence! I Keel You!" on it. haha. <3

  • I want this as a ringtone... So, when i'm in church, I'll have someone call me:)

  • 30 people got killed.

  • silence! i get chuck norris to kill you!

  • i like the part were he said "silence!i keel you!"

  • @SuperShadowMario101 keel? wtf?

  • @Oyeczka well, thats how it sounds

  • @SuperShadowMario101 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH "keel"

  • the last one is the funniest

  • This is a funny ass video

  • @kennybibi do u go to SEHS?

  • Can someone please tell me who this guy is? He's so freakin AWESOME!!

  • @NekoMimiKitty1 The ventriloquist's name is Jeff Dunham, and the puppet's name is Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

  • 29 people have no sense of humor

  • This is hilarious but nightmarish at the same time...

  • i saw a boy yesterday at school he was wearing a shirt that said SILENCE! I KEEL YOU

  • Dumpert!!

  • Why does he sounds like he's about to cry?

  • SILENCE! ...I KEEL U!

  • Lookslike a funky monkey

  • LOL

  • 22 DISLIKERS! I KILL YOU!

  • @TheEliteOne No, the audience weren't on drug's....They just all seem to have that thing that just make's life alot more fun....What's it called again??....Oh yeah, a sense of HUMOUR!!

  • @MJPamuru20

    A really bad one.

  • @MJPamuru20 i like to call it "being racist idiots"

  • @MJPamuru20 ABSUUURD!!!

  • SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

  • Haha? This is funny? Was the audience on drugs or something cuz this isn't funny.

  • @TehEliteOne *nods* :|

  • @TehEliteOne and you sir are an asshat

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  • how is this funny

  • holy SHIT racism is hilarious

  • SILENCE, I KILL YOU

  • there was one more silence i kill you that you missed

    you also didnt put STOP TOUCHING MEEEE

    and the knock knock joke

    i am dissapoint

  • i like the part when he say : "silence i kill you!"

  • SILENCE! I KILL YOU!.....SILENCE!! I..keel youu. SILENCe..... I kill youuuu.....

  • I can't stop clicking replay! I played this for my wife a few ago when she felt the need to tell me about her day when I didn't care! She threatened to stab me lol

  • @RGMerkel "i cant stop clicking replay" type 'replay' befor 'youtube' in url!!!

  • his cousin Pie'r says SILENCE I SCREW YOU

  • i liked the part when he said silence... i kill you

  • im buying the "silence i keel you t shirt lol its at walmart!

  • i like the part where he demands silence and makes death threats.

  • my friends phone whent of in class, this as his ring tone

  • i watched this same one today at a friends house for the frst time (boy was i missing out)

  • This video is so funny.

  • I can watch this all day long !!! And I will laught every time more and more !

  • SILENCE! I keel yew!

  • Silence! I Kill you!

  • HAHAHA! HILAERIOUS! <3

  • Omg I love the high voice!!! SO CUTE. ^_^

  • Love the bid so funny I wish I was there!

  • Hey tyrrsh you know that comment of yours was nasty and I'm 10.nasty sack of my dog crap!

  • i love the part when he says "silence! i kill you"

  • QUIET!I WILL HOMICIDE YOUR PERSON!

  • Voice crack at the end made me crack up!

  • I feel sorry for anyone who likes Jeff Dunham.

  • silence!! i kill you!!! ¿wtf? kill me mother focker!!!

  • SILENCE OR OUR NAVY SEALS WILL KILL U

  • @hbkrocks101 I KILL you and your NAVY SEAL ...TERMINATE YOUR AS* for good hahahahah tototootot DIE B*TCH haahahahah

  • "Silence!  I Kill you!"

  • RIP OSAMA

  • Silence! I rape you!

  • 0.11 -- 0.13 ? wheres the 0.12?

  • @ShishaPalace100 Very good question.

  • @ShishaPalace100 Youtube be trollin' us!

  • @ShishaPalace100 right there -> 0:12

    

  • Best 0:13 seconds of my life haha

  • My favorite parts when he said Silence I kill you

  • i like the 2nd one best

  • I want him to sing "SILENCE night"

  • I love the part where he says "silence".

  • the last one is my favorite lol

  • Jeff Dunham is awesome ^-^

  • I don't get it.

  • @MyRsIrl

    lol

  • @MyRsIrl i think he said it because he was argueing with herman and the audience thought it was funny

  • @MyRsIrl Omg ik moet echt lachen hou op het maakt mij hilarisch

  • thumps up if ur here cus raywilliamjhonson used it in his video

  • @prettygirl77771 I'm here 'cause I saw it on TV a few years ago, problem?

  • SILENCE, I KEEL YOU!!!

  • The last time he says it is epic.

  • thumb up if you searching for Silence , I keel you sound in youtube

  • 6 fuckers only know russian jokes.....!!!

  • I liked the part where he says "Silence! I kill you!!"

  • ahahaha i love this, Achmed is amazing :D

  • keep pressing number 9 on your keyboard and you will hear Justin Bieber.

  • @DarkRoxas36o LMFAO!

  • The first is so arabic hahahahaha

  • Best !! :D

  • ahaha

  • the last one is the best! LOOOL!

  • Hmm... xD funny xD  but Peanut is the best ;)

  • @Hangman298 jefafa dunHAM dotcom

  • "Silence! I kill you!" THAT...LINE...IS...EPIC!

  • THIS ISNT FUNNY

  • @centenosparky

    your mom isnt funny

  • @MINIBw Shut up you fag

  • @centenosparky

    dude take it easy i was jkin

    ddnt meen 2 offend u

  • @MINIBw Lol ok my bad

  • I love this

  • i like it when he says it at he end. xD

  • @infinityjrh

    lik your mom

  • funny lol =D :D¿¿¿¿¿¿¿☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○

  • I KEEL U

  • I love the last one "Silence! I keeel you!" LOL that's my friend's ring tone XD

  • I love that, i could watch this all day, too :-)

    Yes, the last "i kill you" is so funny :-)

  • I could watch this all day! LOL

    It's so hilarious. Especially the last time when he says 'I kill you'.

  • @Nyah86 i kud 2..dat last 1 was high as hell lol

  • hahha

  • @57robin Siiileeeence !! I kill yoouu !!

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  • @MariaI15 Siilleeeencee >> i kill ywww 2 !!!!! 

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