The Stig - Series 10 Introductions

[firestarsfan]

whoo I've seen the Lion King more times than the Stig XD

[TheAnonymous6818]

Some say 4 peoples scrotum has a gravity field. 

[eastos73]

and that he did time in a prison in Canterbry because his teddy is called the baby jesus xD epic line

[mastersgta1]

Some say... that he uses a turbo charger to blow dry his helmet.... and that his urine is rated 97 octane... All we know is, HE's CALLED THE STIG!

[orihalchon]

Some say, he ejaculates mayonnaise, and all of it can be used as an oil substitute. All we know is, he's called the Stig

[door2doorman]

I stopped believing in the Stig when I realised it was gits spelt backwards...

[djaism]

,,Some say,he though Star Wars was documentary.....''

,,Some say,he knows two facts about ducks,and both of them are wrong....''

xD

Those two were hilarious..:D

[The19763]

Some say he was raised by James May....and that his his biological father is really Jeremy Clarkson.

[MisterModder123]

I wish James would do some of the stig introductions. James is totally underrated, he's my favorite :D

[1lovewatchingmovies]

@MisterModder123

see, he has done a couple of them before, but they aren't as funny as the others because he's SO methodical that he can't be random

[Arsenalgotgame]

Some say that he keeps a picture in his wallet of his wallet

[Narutofan1000k]

Some say he has a full size tattoo of his face on his face

[ulverup]

@Narutofan1000k this one made me lol

[pe6obutilkata]

Some say.. under his helmet is another helmet

[SinisterNight96]

1.23 lol

[azmichael34]

Some say he short circuits in water, and that underneath his suit, you will see a giant exhaust pipe sticking out of his ass.

All we know is, he's called the Stig.

[TheBringerOfPS3]

some say tht he sucks the moisture out of ducks, and on hot days, he sheds his skin like a snake...

[mumonkey13000]

But does he blend?

[TheTerr0rbyte]

even so, we must now see how quickly it can crash on our track...lol

[Scroupsta]

Stop repeating the bloody quotes, your'e just ruining it for the rest of us

[revolution1one]

Some say his hair tastes like bacon.. and that he once wrote a book called racing for dummies. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

[andy261068]

some say he managed to get tickets for the olympics on line and if he was having an affair with a production assistant we wouldnt have got found out all we know his he's called The Stig

[Dannypuck]

Some say that he is the true last of Time lords and that he gives Lord Voldemort the willies. All we know that he's called the Stig.

[JUNKGEE83]

edited laughs



[2K9TorreZ2K9]

Some say he's seen the Lion king one thousand seven hundred and eighty times and that his second best friend is a caped buffalo... all we know he's not the stig but he is the stig's AFRICAN cousin. Man the stig has alot of cousins!!

[Assassin5303]

SOME SAY

[meepenator3]

All we know is, he's called the most interesting man in the world.

[Orthell0]

some say that when he was promoting his film at cannes, he called himself a white supremacist, and that he sympathized with David Duke.

[tylergage09]

you blind australian half-wit! my favourit!! not that I have anything against australia :D

[avlisk]

Are they saying "tame" racing driver or "team" racing driver? With the accent, I'm not sure.

[hafezeku]

@avlisk "tame"

[denelson83]

1:29 - He never opens it, you insolent bloke!

[deadmau5suckz]

some say 3 were wanted to be like him but failed

[LinkmitchTV1]

some say *insert stig joke here*

[razorer111]

Some say he once had telephone sex with Russel Brand's answering machine...

[CelticPowerRanger]

Some say that he was separated at birth from The White Ranger....

[thegreatmiki]

some say that he sucks water out of ducks and that his helmet shape is shaped like brintey spears head .

[Slobodan179]

Some say Darth Vader was used as a guinea pig for testing his helmet and that he uses a light saber to trim his hair...all we know is, hes calle The Stig.

[Slobodan179]

Some say Michael Schumacher has his poster on his bedroom wall.

[Slobodan179]

Some say when he diasgrees, he stalls; and if he was a prince, his ballroom dance would be inspired by anglo saxons. All we know is he's called the Stig!

[Slobodan179]

"Some say that in a previous life he was a muscle car and he can "drive a stick" only with his left foot. All we know is, he's called The Stig"

[Slobodan179]

Some say he watched the lord of the rings sixty twelve times and he was pissed off at gandalf for stealing his idea for a halloween costume. all we know he's called the stig.

[gazza7999]

Some say that he once won a game of connect four in just 3 moves!!

[ps3113]

Some say that when he sits down Justin Bieber gets punched by a black man named Carl, and that when he turns right in a car a duck dies. All we know is hes called The Stig.

[BleedThemBones]

Some say that he is the secret love child and protege of Ayrton Senna.

[dino18732007]

some say the people that press the dislike button have eczema on there genitals and that they have now been destroyed by a microwave oven, all we know is it was the stig!

[GummyXBearified]

Oh! I like the stig! Hahaa, Cuddles (:

[jack253]

Some say that his favourite place is Wales... and that he likes to run after sheep after dinner... All we know is he called The Stig...

[whellden]

some says that he like carpets and some say that he isn't gay...

[982vigilantseer]

Some say that he was driving the train down the street in "Inception"... and that he is the earliest known ancestor of Darth Vader. All we know is, he's called the Stig!

[WizBeef]

some say that to unlock him you need to run your finger down his face like that

[Poggle566]

Some say that his only relative, is Bob the Builder, and that his first car was shaped like the top half of Bolivia. All we know is, he is Michael Schumacher! Or is he?

[Opticradiation]

Some say, that he is one of the protons in the Large Hadron Collider, and that he creates miniature black holes every time he sneezes.

[MarkE1023]

some say that he made chuck norris cry, just by looking at him

all we know is: hes called the stig

[andregeuze]

Some say that the final quote of this video is being cut off..

[sphinxofthenewage]

"some say he was the blue reliant robin driver in Mr.bean series.'

[Rangeroversport12]

"... all we know is, I'm going to the tower now to have my head cut off" hahahahaha

[simobgbgbg]

fucking Aussies!

[seventyfive57]

a funny quote from the clip you just watched.

[snakeyes666]

some say that to unlock him you have to run your finger down his face... that! lol

[BloodMagex]

Some say Ben Collins just fucked this show :(

[MrROTD]

Some say.....lol

[Conrad1147]

1:30 to 1:34 Best one ever!

[robingraves1231]

some say he's the coolest man on top gear ,all i know is he's called the stig

[farryakafaz]

Some say that Ben Collins is Chuck Norris in diguise, because, everything that has been said about The Stig, so far, could also have been said about Chuck Norris.

[TimRomsey]

Some say he doesn't understand confidentiality agreements, and he needs to stfu. All we know is he's called Ben Collins.

[blainyrules]

@TimRomsey Change that to "All we know is... He's unemployed".

[LilClapton]

Why do people always have to write out in text what I just heard someone say on the fucking video.

[Angerfist2]

@LilClapton

To upgrade their ego

[TheMattyccc]

Some say the Stig paid Micheal Schumacher to run Rubens Barachello of the road at the Hungarian Grand Prix

[KTMxtremeSTUNTS]

@TheMattyccc lllloolllll

[trumbachd1]

@mobydick789 Not Cool!

[bravedge]

one day I was surfing the net when I saw that he was pulled over for a moving violation in AZ. Then I read that he was pulled over for a moving violation in Dublin. So, he got pulled over for the same crime in two places thousands of miles apart at the "SAME TIME". A I know is, he is called, The Stig

[darthesgoobis123]

some say he is the reincarnation of BOBA FETT

[mrkaistr]

Whats the car called at 1:19?

[mgrote]

@mrkaistr It's called the Caparo T1.

[TheHumbleFellow]

Some say that he was born with his helmet on. And that he pilots his own Megazord. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

[dudertron1]

hes frightend of trees haha XD the stig is awesome

[JUNKGEE83]

Thanks UNHchabo :)

[DerVagabundli]

what´s the car at 1:18?

[lbadea2003]

@DerVagabundli caparo

[dude4rmUtah]

some say that his crash helmet is molded from britney spears' head and that he sleeps upset down like a bat..... all we know is hes called the stig

[RRSAlabama]

Some say he lost his virginity by riding his first girlfriend around a track. All we know he's call The Stig.

[atvonz]

Some say, he's actually dead... But the Grim reaper, is too scared to tell him... All we know is, he's called The Stig!

[barneynward]

I recently sold a slightly dented white Fiat Uno

to the Duke of York!

[CKJMA]

Some say... he passed his driving test at the age of 16... seconds!

[TMatthews94]

Some say he has a life sized tatoo of his face....on his face 

[ItsBlitz91]

Some say that he lost his virginity to a Vauxhall Nova and that he uses oil lubed condoms for having sex. All we know is that he's called the stig.

[101cookiecat]

some say he hates christmas and he does'nt have a brithday..... ALL WE KNOW HE'S CALLED THE STIG

[aaronchungrulez]

Some say that he exhales engine noises, and that he once had a mildly secretive love affair with Tiger Woods.

[TheKrazySlick]

Thats riSTIGulous

[HorseyyGal]

Some say that one of his legs gets longer every time he sees a pretty lady...

And its been so long since i did one of these i've forgotten to make up a second thing....

All we know is...HE'S CALLED THE STIG!

[skylinekyd]

Some say that underneath his helmet, he wears a mullet, and that underneath that mullet, hides another face..

[EricTough]

everyone knows the real star of the show is the Stig :)

[Alexdude99887]

All we know is he's called cuddles

[OwnedRaze]

Some say he knows 2 facts about ducks and there both wrong

[xFATxETHIOPIANx]

@OwnedRaze i dont get that one!!! Please explain! : )

[Poggle566]

@OwnedRaze That fact is true. He says that they don't fly XD

[digitalmangaartist]

Some say that he's a super-car in human form. And that every man wants to be him and every woman wants to sleep with him, even the wife of Richard Hammond.

All we know is he's called the Stig.

[bdrakulic]

"Some say that on Thursdays he becomes incredibly bulbous, and that pigs in Mexico have started dying of something called....Stig Flu....all we know is, he's highly contagious!"

[bdrakulic]

Some say..that he enjoys chasing sheep next to driving a Pagani Zonda...and is mad with Jeremy for blowing him up in he's DvD's....all we know is...he's called The Stig

[bdrakulic]

Some say he once dressed up as Maria Sharapova and attempted to pass off as the Russian tennis player at Wimbledon but he gave the game away when he adjusted his knickers, all we know is he is known as the Stig.

[bdrakulic]

Some say he masturbates up high trees and makes love to little old Ladies shopping baskets, he once drove a kiddies peddle car from Toronto to Texas wearing only a bright yellow G-String, all we know is he is known as the Stig.

[bdrakulic]

Some say he runs a donkey farm in Iceland and employees nude Icelandic collage girls to look after them, he also once had a fart trapped in his pants for two weeks, all we know is he is known as the Stig.

[bdrakulic]

Some say he was born in 1884 and he was once a shoe cleaner for Queen Victoria and he taught Jimmy Page how to play guitar in a ladies toilet, all we know is he is known as the Stig.

[bdrakulic]

Some say he still wears nappies, that he eats toads for breakfast and he once was married to a two hump camel, all we know is he is the Stig.

[bdrakulic]

Some say, he was conceived, and born, at the Normandy American Cemetery and Memorial...which is technically American soil.

And some say, that that makes him eligible to serve as President of the United States.

All we know is, he's called the Stig-in-Chief!

[bdrakulic]

Some say that he used to think of umbrellas for sunbathing are umbrella for rain and that he likes german woman

[bdrakulic]

Some say he never eats paste because he is not Italian, and in the summer he wears a coat all we knew that he is called stig

[ChrisCourage]

"Some say that to unlock him you have to run your finger down his face like that..." *Pokes a random audience member in the eye* "...and that if he were getting divorced from Paul Mccartney he'd keep his stupid whining mouth shut."

LOL!! XD

[thedefiantrebel]

"some say that he is scared of trees"

ROFL!!!

[Nihilanth1982]

stig's a legend!!

[bdrakulic]

"Some say he chases moose, and swims up river in mating season... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[bdrakulic]

"Some say he smells like strawberry jelly and his toes are made from cake... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[bdrakulic]

"Some say that he enjoys the company of frogs, and that his testicles are on upside down... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[fordyboy54]

Some say that if he and chuck norris ever meet the world will end and that he can smell speed cameras all we know is hes called the stig

[addvali]

Some say he was deported from Luxembourg for "performing a lewd act" on a G-Whiz electric car, and that his best friend is a man-hole cover named "Bernard." All we know is, he's called The Stig.

[tickle2012]

"Some say he can produce artifical sperm, although we have repeatedly told him not to."

[southstander2008]

starwars was a documentary!!

[bdrakulic]

"Some say his bones can amplify wireless signals, and that on a good day, he can rebuild a Formula 1 engine mid-race... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[Thinguns]

The teddy bear one is just hilarious, i was crying on the floor when i heard it at the time :D

[lesterclaypool1]

The teddy bear one was the best one ever.

[volante8657]

and so as the canoe bit, a man was claimed lost when rolling a canoe into the ocean and was declared dead (in law) so his wife could claim the insurance. The man is finally found a few years later larking around and is sent into prison

[Sl1f3rDrag0n]

h once spent his time in a prinson from canterbury because his teddy is called the baby Jesus!

[tickle2012]

Not getting that one....

[Thinguns]

An english girl teaching kids in the middle east was locked up and threatened with flogging or something because she told her class that a teddy was called 'mohammed'.

[lesterclaypool1]

She let the class name a teddy bear that she brought in, as a sort of mascot, and the children called the bear Muhammad, leading to her imprisonment.

[NickDude555]

Some say that his sperm tastes, just like melted chocolate, AND if you stare at him for too long, you will suffer short term amnesia. All we know is, he's called ... erm, what's his name?

[bdrakulic]

Some say tihs some say that all we know is he's called Stig

[bdrakulic]

"Some say that he has petrol flowing through his veins instead of blood and that he was officially the last king of Scotland... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[luvmakesasubaru]

brakelights come on in his buttocks xP

[briggles]

Some say he goes to belly dancing classes on a wednesday night and he can drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels in one go. All we know is, he's called the stig!

[bdrakulic]

"Some say he speaks all the languages of the world and he's following some lessons to forget one or two of them... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[bdrakulic]

"Some say that his body fluids will help Jenson Button finish races and that if he was a Beatle, he'd be Ringo... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[ApSykesThewolf]

all we know is he is called cuddles xD

[101pyromaniac]

whats the car at 1:18

[unknownshadow500]

Caparo T1

[101pyromaniac]

nice thanx

[OTKSenior]

some of the intros are wittier than most people would know. you just have to know your current affairs (mostly Britain & US).

[drumline91289]

some say that he is able to cut down a tree with a herring, and that he pities mr. T... all we know is he's called the stig

[bdrakulic]

"Some say he has been around the Nurburgring over 1 million times, and that you can see the code of The Matrix in the visor of his helmet if there is a full moon out ....all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[noneedtoask321]

Some say he has watched the lion king 1780 times, and that his second best friend is a cave buffalo. All we know, is he's called the stig,

And I lol'd.

[mofunzonecom]

cudlles!

[jlsanman]

"Some say he has his blood changed every 3000 miles and he was recently photographed snogging ITV's The Body in Bristol...all we know is, he's called The Stig."

[bdrakulic]

"Some say he was Darth Vader's roommate in high school and that he was once engaged with a female orangutan whose name was Clarissa... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[theonewithnoeyes]

Some say he can kick start a goat, and that his step brother invented scissors... All we know is, he's called The Stig.

[bdrakulic]

"Some say that he speaks through his knees, and that he drinks bottled water in cans... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[bdrakulic]

"Some say that he has no shadow, and that he could put an end to world poverty (but just couldn't be bothered)... all we know is he's called the Stig."

[lesterclaypool1]

Some say, that if he COULD be bothered, he could crack the Davinci code in 42 seconds.

[bdrakulic]

"Some say the TGV is only fast because he pushes it, and that he's magnetically attracted to Renaults... all we know is, he's not the Stig... he's the Stig's French Cousin"

[LittleLeeHere]

Some say, he lost his virginity before his grandfather

[bdrakulic]

"Some say that he used to drink used Cosworth DFV oil, and that his stomach runs at 19 thousand revs... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[DaveJC90]

I'm going to the tower now and have my head cut off

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[bdrakulic]

"Some say that he shaves the backs of his fingers to cut drag and that he has all three members of Hanson on speed dial... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[bdrakulic]

"Some say that his visor allows him to see 0.5s into the future and that to remove his racing suit, you'd need to use a chainsaw... made of kryptonite... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[bdrakulic]

"Some say that he is the secret lover of Britney Spears, and that he has been locked up at Area 51 for 20 years... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[bdrakulic]

"Some say his hair glows when he drinks ginger ale, and that he once made a phone call... without using a phone... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[bdrakulic]

"Some say that he drinks only 100 RON petrol shaken, not stirred, and that in his youth he used to paint his face like Mel Gibson in Braveheart... all we know is he's called the Stig."

[bdrakulic]

"Some say he could win a fight against Chuck Norris, and his nipples can cut glass... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[bdrakulic]

"Some say he can start a car by frantically stroking the exhaust pipe and that he once lifted his visor in public to reveal a face with a speedo and rev counter where his eyes should have been... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[TG4EVER1]

"Some say that he hasn't got a name,and that his best friend is Jeremy Clarkson...all we know is,he's called the Stig."

[bdrakulic]

"Some say his snore makes the same sound as a Ferrari Enzo and that he once stole the wheels off James Bond's Aston Martin... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[bdrakulic]

"Some say that if he eats a squirrel, he will be able to talk for three minutes and that he once kissed a whale... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

[bdrakulic]

"Some say he is the only person in the world who can move fast enough to beat Chuck Norris, and that his he has worn his helmet so often that if you see him without it, he'll be after you in a Bugatti Veyron... all we know is, he's called the Stig."