Hard Justice: S2E4 (Halo 3 Machinima)

[bluereaper75]

"we took a bus together and rode to my apartment on mooseback!"

haha i lose it every time

[DaEmonX555]

People were being staked out by the people they were staking out... Anyone else c the irony there?

[TheBananamonger]

This...is...CANADA!!!!77

[nobodysman143]

"The Hangover" anyone???

[TheJodyC]

NO MORE HHWAFFLES FOR YOU

[nightral8I4]

The Canadian guy reminds me of Lemon Grab

[MonstaKuki]

lol why does max hang out with random gay dudes

[TheCoolcop73]

it sounded like jaking off at 8:08

[dr0ck011]

Max: fuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk

[NameConcealed]

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!! xD

[belshir]

im so serious right now @__@

(sniff) euuuuuhhhhhh :(

[mastersnowbunny]

"sniff" i want moar waflles/Moar MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!11

[DisturbedTacTikz]

Johns from Canada. Ten fuck I feel offended

[I8RICKROLLERS]

eddy singing goldeneye :P

[brandon5568]

Lol I love the strange attitude of the side characters in here

[TheXxFoxtailxx]

why is it americans think its always winter here? its summer here and im sweating my balls off with my a/c on

[TheMultiEnabled]

@TheXxFoxtailxx Maybe it just happens to be winter there. He's restricted to the maps in the game you know.

[RCEcho1138]

Wait... I'm in CANADA!?!

[deathsheaad]

104 people didnt get anymore waffles

[HFOexterminator]

@warfilms101 but i am the police...fuck

[aWavyDENYSz]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUk!!!!!!!111

[Doomsday21847]

benard. benard. what. want anything. no. benard. benard. benard!. what. want a drumstick. no!. yes you do.

[dfmaster8]

@McChang117 Why did we by Andy Southern

[Bioshock2fan20]

can i at least have sum cake?

[warfilms101]

@Bioshock2fan20 GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DOOR BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!!!1!

[AtayCOA]

Im confused is the killer dead or not dead?

[imabignoob43]

@AtayCOA Both lol

[MrShock33]

"Can i see your badge eh?" "Uh sure... shhhitttt, i lost my badge, can i atleast hitch a ride?" "No suck my balls"

[Pico2571]

you can leave max out in canada....with no car, no money, and no water...but how dare you....TAKE AWAY HIS WAFFLES!

[Alzerak]

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DOOR BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!!

But I AM the police!

[jammyboy67]

bernarddddddd bernnarrd!! BENARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDD

[RapFanatic411]

hey what happened to digitalph33r?? is this still the same dude doing these episodes? :S

[sourcarerofwow]

@RapFanatic411 yesh.

[101Swiftflick]

@RapFanatic411 yes its the same guy, he just changed his name.

[xWebkinzgirl1999x]

Canada! 

[d0berman94]

canada...canda that is fucking bilion miles away...get the hell out of my apartment and no more wafles for you xDDDD

[killerclayprodutions]

BERNARD DO YOU WANT A DRUM STICK. bernard: NOOOOOOOO. the gay guys brother: YES YOU DO LMFAO

[poohhopper]

BERNARD! DRUMSTICK

[ChiefMaverick515]

On mooseback? I laughed my fuckin ass off. This should be on TV!

[markizrippen]

This is by far better than some tv shows like big bang theory

[killercrazy67]

103 people dont get waffles

[DarkEye1564]

Carrot Cake for the both of us!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[DarkEye1564]

NO MORE WAFFLES FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[loza113]

NO MORE WAFFLES FOR YOU!!!

[loza113]

NO!!!! MORE WAFLES FOR YOU!!!

[concon1100]

"Can i at least hitch a ride with you?"

"No. Suck my balls"

[renanddookie2094]

carrot cake lol

[GRIMTHENINJA]

"GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT, AND NO MORE WAFFLES FOR YOU!!!"

[harryisfromhell]

"can i at least have some cake""GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY APARTMENT OR IM CALLING THE POLICE!""but i am the police...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!­"

[hunter3824]

GET AWAY FROM MY APARTMENT OR ILL CALL THE POLICE! but i AM the police FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[skykid720]

anyone else think the intro music is highly seductive?

[Pugzila46]

"Banard! Do you want a drum stick?"

"No!"

"Yes you do!"

Lol :P

[2ThePointProductions]

0:01

[GdMBuRn]

"Can i atleast hitch a ride with u then?"

"No, suck my balls"

[GdMBuRn]

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY APARTMENT!... AND NO MORE WAFFLES 4 U!

xD

[togodylan]

You want a Drumstick?!

NOOO!

Yes you do!

[princesspixiechloe]

LMAO!! BENARRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

[Bingham834]

lol "im so serious right now" anyone recognise that line from arby and the chief

[Clonetroopah117]

1:13 reminds me of 300 :P

[MrSmith2100]

@Clonetroopah117, THIS-IS-CANADA!!!

[MrR3viewer]

Oh shit my badge is gone, can i atleast hitch a ride

No suck my balls!

[489pyq]

BERNARD!!!!!! WHAT!!!! u want a drumstick

[CryTheRavens]

XXD Love the part where the red dude goes psycho.

[izzypippin35]

Hard Justice sounds like a name of a porno.

[cammo353]

@izzypippin35 not to mention the name of the squad is E.R.E.C.T :|

[belshir]

@izzypippin35 umm.... kinda the point :D

[ChaosInferno111]

@izzypippin35 I think thats the point of the joke.

[Barsken3]

@izzypippin35

he did that on purpose

[vkiblackout]

were in CANADA!!!!!!

[UnconqueredBroken]

"WANT A DRUMSTICK?!!"

"NO!"

"yes you doooo"

[chiller5729]

@UnconqueredBroken lol

[vforce7000]

Why is there always suspenseful music at the end of an episode?

[hamzahfanzurilol]

Moose-back?

[violetfoxlover]

U BARELY touched ur waffles XD want a drumstick

[JDTSTUDIOS]

WANT A DRUMSTICK?!

[TheWarhammernoob]

uhhh can i atleast hitch a ride with u then?.................... "no suck my balls" NNNNYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[7heD]

"BBEEERNNNAAAAARRRRD!!!....Ber­..b....bernaaaarrrd!!! Do you want a drumstick?"

"NO!"

"yES..YOU DO"

[nullquible90]

This is my fav show, can't wait until it is back I just caught up online at seevstreaming (.) com

[haloassassin113]

no you can suck my balls! that almost made me shit piss

[haloassassin113]

man that drum stick was killer plus i love them of coures not as much as my brother ha that is funny as hell it self

[FartingSpider12]

So did Digital Ph33r change his name or did he get replaced?

[Whybehim]

poor max. that hosers stuck up north with us canadians eh? he needs to take off eh

[ajdaking1]

"BERNARD......BERNARD WANT A DRUMSTICK????"

"NO!!!!!"

"YES YOU DO!"

LOLOLOLLOOOLLOLOLOLOLLLOOL MAADE MY DAY

[keirhan]

did anyone notice how the annoying guy sounds the same as maw

[rebelian7]

@blzkn1ght to digitalph33r? You know he's canadian right? He was just exaggerating canadian stereotypes to make a joke out of it.

[DanDood11]

Lol @ Canada.

[BlzKn1ght]

fucking racist

[MrDakotaheer]

@BlzKn1ght fucking dumbass

[codmod55]

"get the hell out of my apartment!!! ...and no more waffles for you!"

[DoubleO711]

AAAHAHAHA! I love that "I will now recite the facility theme from Goldeneye"

Classic man!

[movieduke337]

8:08 he called him mr Brown

[D3v1lxLink]

whats that songs name

[BlazeWolfdx90]

Bernaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrd!!!!!!!!­

[2cool4you27]

LOL i knew he was in canada because im canadian

[uzamakirendan]

"BEERRRNNAAAAAGGGHHHHRDDDDD!!!­!"

WHHHAAAATTTTTTT?????

YOUUU WWWAAANNNTTT SOOOMMMEEE DRUM STICCKKKSS?

NOOOOOOO

.........YES YOU DO!

[coolnerdproductionz]

ON MOOSEBACK THAT CRACKED ME UP LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[freebty]

canada what the fuck em i doing in canada

[drLazer2010]

wat map is that with the table?

[hyperdart200]

i saw that comin at the end

[Lyght91]

=D bellissimo



[randomly615]

hello jon cjg, im not gunna ask u to respond, but i would just like you to tell me if you play the piano solo in the first couple minutes of your videos, and if u do play it, can you please email me the sheet music, and if you dont plz tell me where you got it from.....

thank you anyway...

pwn3r615@yahoo.com

[alexgorman13]

"Can I at least hitch a ride with you?"

"No suck my balls"

XD

[reddragon52894]

i never understood the last part. was the wierd guys brother wearing a wire or was there 1 planted on the warthog

[soldierlittleboy]

is it in one of the episodes where the pink guys brother is killed

[reddragon52894]

@soldierlittleboy its in the season finale of season 1.

[reddragon56789]

@reddragon52894 Hi! Nice name!

[reddragon52894]

@reddragon56789 lol wow. i no i only made 1 youtube accout btw so u cant be me xD

[reddragon56789]

@reddragon52894 Aw why can't I? That's no fun.

[BakerBoarder95]

"HEY BERNARD!" BERNAAARD!!" hahahhaahaha soo funny

[2008crasher2008]

@BakerBoarder95 "do you want a drumstick?"

bernard"nooooooooo"

"yes you do"

[2112conan]

HOW THE HELL IS MAX IN CANADA?!?

[Necroshadius]

@2112conan fail

[lifeiscrap103]

Haha, Arby 'n' the Chief reference @ 0:31 with the "I'm so serious right now!"

[MrTripify]

@lifeiscrap103 I'm gonna plug in my vision cam and send you a pic of my serious face!

[Fragnify]

LMFAO "Bernard.... Bernard!.....BERNARD!!!"

[gernir]

Can I at least hitch a ride with you then?

No, suck my balls.

[chopy1]

@deblob lol that part is funny xD

This is probably the funniest one :p

[FoxeroProductions]

Lol AND NO MORE WAFFLES FOR YOU!

[southparkfan1999]

no waffles for you!

[SuperJmoney1998]

"AND NO MORE WAFFLES FOR YOU" LMFAO

[Aloradelyda]

He's Srs Bsns

[CannibalCow116]

rode bare-mooseback to my apartment haha

[nomZxclanxFTWeXD]

that....was an intense ending

[ButtaNToast]

Yes you doooo

[Theb0bmeister94]

Thank god for the F5 button to skip the adds!

[kingman4888]

"hey bernard"

"oh my god shut up, please shut up..."

"BERNARD!!"

"DAMMIT WHAT!"

"want anything?"

"no"

"Im getting uh im getting a drumstick y-yah know that like icecream shit...wanna drumstick? bernar- bernard....BERNARD WANNA DRUMSTICK!"

"NO!"

"YYEESS U DOOoooo!" lol sooooooo fucking funny!

[turerdsre]

the governer is a fucking dick and the dude in the cqb is his little bitch

[GlassInMyEyeGuy]

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY APARTMENT!

AND NO MORE WAFFLES FOR YOU!

[jos3r5]

Yessss Canada!!

[machinygunz]

@clubmimo123 I live in the U.S. and corruption is a sexually transmitted disease here. but if you say canada is a good place than I say at least lifes good somewhere(besides hawaii). :)

[brandonjamesbarnes]

" I don't think you know where you think you are..."

"what...?!"

"This...Is... CANADA!!! NOW GTFO OF MY HOUSE"

[houndawg333]

and no more waffles for you!!! D:<

[NoobSnoopy]

''this is canada''

xD

[ncben50]

BERNARD!!! YOU WANT A DRUMSTICK? NO!..... yes you do lol

[woneal96]

but ive got no car or money to get home dude!

well u shudda thought of tht before u played games with my heart max!

[Cooleyo789]

get out before i call the police. I am the police lol

[machinygunz]

are there really rude people in canada? i thought maybe everyone was respectable there. i guess nowheres perfect but canada? of all places? oh well............

[clubmimo123]

@machinygunz people in canada are nice and the crime rate is less then the ones in USA.The corruption in Canada is not bad as USA.I live in Canada i its awesome.

[NoPRoDiGi]

lololololol the facility theme from Goldeneye.

[xxPunkoftheUSAxx]

4:54-5:05 LMAO XD BENNNAAARRD!!

[Saaarawr]

"I'm gonna get a drumstick. You want a druuuuumstick?" XD

[FredProdc]

That guy headbut Eddie

[cartoonzrule2]

"god dammit can i at least have some cake?"

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DOOR BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!!"

"alright alright!"

[CrackKillerPro]

@cartoonzrule2 "But I AM the police!"

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!­!"

[chiller5729]

@CrackKillerPro lmao

[Blackbommer200]

WTF CANADA

[ThePatrickNetwork]

can i at least have some cake lol

[gd403]

Keep old ending song, I like it-lol

[rileyisamazin]

why is jon rippin on canada he is CANADIAN

[reaperofdark]

@rileyisamazin cuz he can lol

[andstenic11]

@rileyisamazin

he aint ripping on Canada, hes trying to show the funny stereotypes Canadians have

[ItsZebraMan]

can i at least hitch a ride with you?

No, suck my balls.

rofl

[lordsky4ever]

get out get the hell out no more waffles for u X D

[wownerd71]

hey, Bernard. bernaaard,shut up shut please shut up,BERNAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!

[batman4pres]

machinima has 9696 vids

[FLuffeeTalksrox]

does any1 kno what the rocket on maxs back is supposd 2 be or is that ment 2 be a rocket launcher

[epidemicscapeftw]

"Wanna Drum Stick?

Berna-

Bernard!

BERNARD!

Wanna Drum Stick?"

"NOOO!"

"Yes you do" :)

ROFL Hilarious

[sierra1182]

I can picture Max's face when that red guy said: ''this is canada''

HIS JAW DROPS AND HE STARTS TO HAVE AN EYE TWITCH! lol

[GhCapSolA]

I loled all the way from the beginning to 2:10. My god this series is funny as hell.

[1nF0xxDuD3]

CANADA SUCKS

[InvaderZimus]

NO MORE WAFFLES FOR YOU!!~!!!!

[Sa46Gl01Cannibal]

Is that a GUY max hooked up with?

Cool!

[Boomachucka]

"We're in Canada"

"Wha... What the fuck, that's like a MILLION MILES AWAY"

Hahahahahaha, coming from a Canadian- AWESOME!

[possum1027]

"No more waffles for you!"

[porpus99]

The would be my worst nightmare, waking up in Canida with a dude.... I would have to kill myself

[HALODUDE287]

"Get the hell out of my apartment and no more wafles for you" hahahahah

[XFireRoosterX]

"Get the HELL out of my apartment! And NO more waffles for you!" Outstanding.

[canadian9003]

Hey Bernard! WHAT!?! Do you want a drum stick? WHAT? NO!! Yes you do...

[hegotdead]

so is everyone on this show gay or what

[blondperson7]

my boss is gonna put his foot inside my butt.

[Qu33nLilone]

bernard? BERNARD!!!!! you wanna drumstick?......yes you do

[TheTEXASgamer]

What happened to digital ph33r!!!!

[Javsco]

@TheTEXASgamer ... what do you mean what happened to DigitalPh33r?

[SKYTROOPER1000]

i got to get to work or my boss is going to put his foot inside my but

get the hell out of my apartment and no more waffles for you

can it least have some cake ... get the fuck away from my door or ill call the police ....... but i am the police

got any songs by solja boy

bernard you want a drum stick NOOO yes you dooo

[KaiokenKaro]

max shouldn't get so drunk, he keeps blackng out and going gay