You've got to be careful of those GIANT ENEMY CRABS. You're lucky to be alive. Luckily; I know a secret that the Ancient Japanese used in ACTUAL HISTORICAL BATTLES against such foul creatures. Apparently, according to ancient legend, if you strike it's weakpoint for MASSIVE DAMAGE you will be able to kill it.
ohhhhhhh thats a BLUE CRAB...those little bastards are MEAN...lol...one of the things ripped my toe open when I got to close to it...I had to have three stitches to close it up....>.<
You can find them west of whiterun.
Boatright17 3 days ago
what kind of crab is that ?? O_o
AKLd95 1 month ago
This is what happends when women aren't in the kitchen.. Make stupid videos with misleading titles.
ishojtester 1 month ago
Krabby used bubble.
ShamBlamBliggity 1 month ago
I was actually expecting a hammer to the weak spot..
SaIadXD 2 months ago
Do they pinch?
JungleListSoldier 2 months ago
Weak woman! stfu!
Nonterastor 3 months ago
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attack it's weak point for massive damage
Blakvortex707 4 months ago
attack it's weak point for massive damage
Blakvortex707 4 months ago 13
Return of the Giant Enemy Crab...it was part of Ancient Japan's history
That means history repeats itself :P
M3rtyville 4 months ago
Attack its weak point for massive damage
Brooklynmario 4 months ago 3
Crab:"COME ANY CLOSER AND I WILL RIP YOUR NIPPLES OFF"or at least give you the worst purple nurple ever!!!!
legomaster5551 4 months ago
is that a giant enemy crab?
TheFunnyGuy365 4 months ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! that sound destroys the peace of the world
Twostones00 4 months ago
kill that ass mothermucka lady you beautiful crab!
ufukozdes 4 months ago
LOL @ thy big balls
85TAYBABY 4 months ago
the crab is all like....COME AT ME BRO!!!....and the woman was all like AHHHH
VictorVonFox 4 months ago
You've got to be careful of those GIANT ENEMY CRABS. You're lucky to be alive. Luckily; I know a secret that the Ancient Japanese used in ACTUAL HISTORICAL BATTLES against such foul creatures. Apparently, according to ancient legend, if you strike it's weakpoint for MASSIVE DAMAGE you will be able to kill it.
XXJohn0DoeXX 4 months ago
A nice steam bath in beer, water and bay seasoning and everything will be just fine.
thybigballs 4 months ago
kingler used crabhammer
MrMaxlockhart 4 months ago
actually took place in Ancient Japan.
chengda85 5 months ago
that crab is like get the fuck away
robloxperson100 5 months ago
"so ya wanna dance huh lady?"
ktulu310 5 months ago
mud crabs are real
cdkillr 5 months ago
0:22 the lady scared me alot more than the crab did.
carmen0981 5 months ago
Yea jus think if that crab jump at her like a spider ^_^
sasami2008 5 months ago
press 2 for "i have to put the strap on"
oozzyy454131 5 months ago
he challenging you to a CRAB BATTLE!
MaverickXIII 5 months ago
Crab: THIS IS MAH TURF.
TheWorldLaughter 5 months ago
got bitton once!
djason4 5 months ago
WARRIOR CRAB GOGOGG
RoboLaserCat 5 months ago
I eat that..
ShotOfGlory 5 months ago
THOSE CLAWS COULD RIP A TANK APART!
eyemeralds 5 months ago
If he comes forward? They don't call 'em side steppin' beach creatures for nothing!!! :p
DrDragon63 5 months ago
A wild crab appears
Chick uses scream is very effective
Crab gets the fuck away from her
Hotcalop 5 months ago
Hehe... that's a female. An especially feisty one! Great vid!
peglegpogostick 6 months ago
0:36 COME AT ME BRO
BrawlMaster117 6 months ago
SMALL FRIENDLY LOBSTER
FunlilPivot 6 months ago
use thunderbolt
roeroe305 6 months ago
ooowwww ssooo cool crab! :D
tamara2623 6 months ago
cant stand chicks screaming lol
boorelius 6 months ago
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
ATTACK THE WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
lolusuck386 6 months ago
always pick crabs up from behind
EXEcosmoman20 6 months ago
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Krisp456 6 months ago
Crab: GET BACK! GET BACK! U DONT KNOW ME LIKE THAT!!!
damnlogin 6 months ago
Thats how she screams when i gag her with my 69 inch cock
BostonSuckssssssssss 6 months ago
Flip it over and attack its weak point for masive damage!
dark7element 7 months ago
the crab is saying "back off, bitch"
robertojosedgzmoro 7 months ago
that's a nice blue crab!!! EAT IT!!!!!
rarelibra 7 months ago
at 4:45 he is like your are banned from my sea
TheBamaman38 7 months ago
can i haz a hug?
tnt909 7 months ago
this video was filmed in ancient japan
7696075 7 months ago
I have to put a strap on on!!!! that crabs gettin fucked
ObieT2k 7 months ago 17
"youre making so much noise, you know theres sound on that?" hahaha
adventuretime77 7 months ago
Crab says, "COME AT ME BRO!!!"
Mofoe2001 7 months ago
Krabby! Use bubble beam!
MsMasochrist 7 months ago
0:04
Crab: "yes, yes, yes.. YES, yes yes..quite."
ashihtaka 7 months ago
Giant enemy crab!! XD
dark7element 8 months ago
"Did she say strap-on or strap-in?"
clerk123 8 months ago
small enemy crab
viraltuber76 8 months ago
Attack its weak point for massive damage.
xxSanadaxx 8 months ago
the crab say: "Ok motherfucker, just you and me"
helghast22 8 months ago 2
@0:46 the crab swings a back hand at that hoe, keep your pimp claw strong
MegaNepTuna 8 months ago 2
@MegaNepTuna fuckin lol
wangchong94 8 months ago
ohhhhhhh thats a BLUE CRAB...those little bastards are MEAN...lol...one of the things ripped my toe open when I got to close to it...I had to have three stitches to close it up....>.<
sniperssg12 8 months ago
haha run away or it will bite your ankles
daboss11111 8 months ago
hey buddy!!
*crab waves hi*
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
The crab is now upset.
*clap*
AHH
*...CLAP*
ah!
*points the cliche "I will return!" look*
13gamerbullet 8 months ago 9
Yum..dinner.
Ngelcanfly 8 months ago
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13gamerbullet 9 months ago
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13gamerbullet 9 months ago
they cant get u if u pick them up from behind, and like frogs u can stun them w/ a flash light
JROCK007able 9 months ago
at 0:04-5:00 he said come closer ima gonna pintch ya
lonewolfpup100 9 months ago
Its all fun and game until crab goes wild.Trust me.
djaism 9 months ago
pssh what a wuss..
ash caught a krabby with a stick once !
chorkiel 9 months ago 2
wat a dumb skank
labonneruerouge 9 months ago
CRAB BATTLE
Bahamut347 9 months ago
ITS A FUCKING BLUE CRAB!i am 15 and i at least would have the balls to pick it up....and yes, I am from Maryland :)
chroylikesfish 9 months ago
0:23 gasp ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! lol!
coolbox109 9 months ago
wild krabby appeared!
norman201 10 months ago
@norman201 FUcK THAT thts a kingler lol at 0:44 kingler used vicegrip
urmina21 10 months ago
crabs can't go forward, they can only walk sideways...
Seimeinokami 10 months ago
Do you SEE its claws? IT could rip a tank apart with those things!
darkjim123 10 months ago
I don gedit...
kigid 10 months ago
Dont let it attack your weak point for use massive damage, use real time weapon change
waddlerobloxxxx 10 months ago
GIANT CRAB! ENEMY CRAB!
FishermanPhil73 10 months ago
Keep fucking with him lady. You'll see how vicious these little fuckers are.
1alejo2 10 months ago 2
her shrill scream probably sent shockwaves thru the crab almost killing it
hotlanta35 10 months ago
That crab was probably like oh shit a GIANT!
StealOnU 10 months ago 2
Flip it over on its back ! And deal massive damage now !
DarkMangaman 10 months ago
Look at those massive claws! They can rip a tank apart, Jesus Christ.
nejiharuno 10 months ago 2
LOL that crab was funny.
VerseIsStyle 11 months ago
Hate eating those crabs they don't ever come with enough Meat!
greddy0513 11 months ago
is that a blue crab. r u in Maryland
fosho1016 11 months ago
i've seen crabs do that to me all the time
brazothegr8 11 months ago
Giant Enemy Crab!
zymethpwn 11 months ago
Camera lady vs. crab
Who will win?
I put my bet on the crab X3
LovableLilKitty 11 months ago
it's a female you dumbass
KernnyC 11 months ago
Err... Aa... CRAB BATTLE!!!
PruneFace12 11 months ago
i dont think crabs can move forward lol
pinkvomit123 11 months ago
lol you should have fliped it over on its back and attack its weak point for MASSIVE damage!
AbissalD 11 months ago 2
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david8837 1 year ago
cute critter
CryForPieceOfMind 1 year ago
TBH i think it would give me a fright too.
Aspekitteh 1 year ago
AHHH ITS A GIANT CRAB DONT LET IT TOUCH YOUR PUUUUBBBBEEEESSS
Stars1271 1 year ago 2
0:47 Crab: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
itachi000797 1 year ago
Frickin' lame..... No fast movements = fast assumptions by a moronic poster!
toothybugs 1 year ago
counter uav spoted
mumberman22 1 year ago
yeah, put your face down by it
KA1040 1 year ago
the crab is like saying gemie a hug! LOL!
patrick14speedy 1 year ago
attack its weak point for massive damage
Linguma 1 year ago 26
this is chuck norris's pet, becuase it will burn your soul with its eyes
2727rickyd 1 year ago
so you'd let that fucker clamp you?? for free?? don't lie you'd be just as scared as anybody, they pinch quite hard and are difficult to get off
calzagheisthebest 1 year ago
Blimey it never moved. What was she scared of. ? It was small and harmless. Comon lady. You are acting like a wimp.
gtgale1 1 year ago
SHIT she scared the hell out of me when she screamed..
cosmin989 1 year ago
0:47 I'm watchin' you, buddy.
HorizonGeetar93 1 year ago
dont let it touch your pubes... LOL
WolfQuestluver 1 year ago 35
GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!!!! O NOES
lilcheaterthelper 1 year ago
crazy..
darrylhaynes 1 year ago
Get back in the kitchen !
sonicuzzu 1 year ago
ninja crab! o3o
FzzyWzzyWz4B34r 1 year ago
typical fuckin woman...hahahaha
kratos32godofwar 1 year ago
god dam woman always scared of something!!!!
bigben1986 1 year ago
and this is a Giant Enemy Crab
you flip it over to attack its Weak Point for Massive Damage
BlockisticStudios 1 year ago 4
gotta love how it actually wants her to fuck off
NighthunderBAE 1 year ago
this is why a woman should never hold expensive things
c0nnor69 1 year ago
Wild crabby appeared....
TheGarcia350 1 year ago
these battles actually took place in ancient Japan
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
megapickles11 1 year ago
fuckin mui tai crab
1996adamlagrave 1 year ago
I've seen a bigger one.
cpcomedy314 1 year ago
crap is like rawr o3o
FzzyWzzyWz4B34r 1 year ago
attack its weak point... for massive damage
Stretedge 1 year ago 78
@Stretedge you just won the internet
UltimatePotato 6 months ago
how is that a killer crab
CGJUGO80 1 year ago
0:45....uhhh yeah...so get the fuck out. but no...of course you stay....ugh
lilross2k6 1 year ago
kill that bitch and i dont mean the crab
with33 1 year ago
0:45 Ayyyyy! Fuck you, I'm a crab!
DarksideNeverAgain 1 year ago
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
jabaash 1 year ago
if you don't hit its weak point for massive damage, you share the same sad fate as the japanese.
1aceraussie 1 year ago
the caption would have been funnier if it was over the crab like it said. get outahere woman :-D
listepikster 1 year ago
0:47 He gave her the crab pincher!
IseenFunnier 1 year ago
somewhere chris crocker is crying and saying "leave the crab alone"...
miamiwax 1 year ago 3
massive massive massive crab
YouzACoopa 1 year ago
0:47 he gives her the middle finger :)
usaf2020 1 year ago
when a crab waves its pincers it means step away from it or itll pince. no need to scream.
tyetu769 1 year ago
get back into the kitchen woman
andykillz 1 year ago
0:22 it hit her weak point
drealgrin 1 year ago
I like crabs, they never give a fuck about anything.
clark144 1 year ago
It's called a Blue Crab.
J88Wolf 1 year ago
repeat 0:22 again and again =D its so funny listening to the screams of this bitch
shortizahn 1 year ago
Those claws -- they could rip a tank in half!
Randymyr 1 year ago
@Randymyr
OH MY GOD.......It's looking right at me...
LostMuffin03 1 year ago
@LostMuffin03 SWEET JESUS, it's getting closer!
Randymyr 1 year ago
FUCKING SCREEEEAM, SCREEEAM LIKE A BITCH YOU PUSSY
shortizahn 1 year ago
the crab was like "Wutch yeww dooiinn?"
undox25 1 year ago
SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN AVERAGE ENEMY CRAB
XatechChaos 1 year ago
omg its a crab...
Giannak0sss 1 year ago
"Bitch wheres my money"
716z 1 year ago
no....the crab says, "Get the fuck outta my face, or I'll squeeze your husband's nuts"...
papan1990 1 year ago 2
Crabs can't move forward...
RajorMajor 1 year ago
u aint making no cake out of me bitch!
MboredNbad 1 year ago
That crab was lie idgaf im a crab
brenchtoast44 1 year ago
Attack its weakpo- o wait, done already? Damnit.
pmsherndon 1 year ago
crab: watcha lookin at? huh? wut? bring it! I'll break your camera like u break ma uncle! check out these crab hard abbs!
Auraescape10 1 year ago
@Auraescape10 LOL WIN
MboredNbad 1 year ago
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Big ones like him are brave
savagezone 1 year ago
quick attack its weak point for masive damage!!
bgf97 1 year ago
haha made me giggle
emceefisherprice 1 year ago
Attack its weak point for massive damage.
TheICEMAN14596 1 year ago
Crab: Damn Tourists, Get off my Beach
sully0001 1 year ago
I was watching "Oblivion giant mudcrab" right before this video.
brelockUK 1 year ago
that crabs a pussy i got bigger crabs than that in my pants
BleachBrain 1 year ago
epic win
PyroPandaGuy 1 year ago
why does it remind me of chicken nuggets from mc. donolds
ianofcp 1 year ago
CRAB IS NOT AMUSED
seeeyouinhelll2mf 1 year ago
remindz me of mudcrabs frum Oblivion Elder Scrolls.. lol.
PartnersInCrimeRS 1 year ago
mr. krabs- give me your money or i will pinch ya really hard. arrrrgggghhhh.
seclusionloner 1 year ago
attack his weak point!
mugenrider754 1 year ago
He's like " This ma damn neighbourhood hoe, you wonna go some? imma beat yo ass so hard bitch".
choochooherecomes 1 year ago
Pretty red white and blue.
nocoercion 1 year ago
i like the way she screams!!!!
feelrythm8 1 year ago
damn, leave it the hell alone lol
AceofDlamonds 1 year ago
did she say..."i got to put the strap-on"
Vmwhittier1 1 year ago
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
Hiyama420 1 year ago
she should have flipped it over,and attacked its weak point for massive damage,like they did in anicent japan
AristoMC 1 year ago
0:45 EVIL MONKEY lol
desireyafire 1 year ago