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  • You can find them west of whiterun.

  • what kind of crab is that ?? O_o

    

  • This is what happends when women aren't in the kitchen.. Make stupid videos with misleading titles.

  • Krabby used bubble.

  • I was actually expecting a hammer to the weak spot..

  • Do they pinch?

  • Weak woman! stfu!

  • attack it's weak point for massive damage

  • Return of the Giant Enemy Crab...it was part of Ancient Japan's history

    That means history repeats itself :P

  • Attack its weak point for massive damage

  • Crab:"COME ANY CLOSER AND I WILL RIP YOUR NIPPLES OFF"or at least give you the worst purple nurple ever!!!!

  • is that a giant enemy crab?

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! that sound destroys the peace of the world

  • kill that ass mothermucka lady you beautiful crab!

  • LOL @ thy big balls

  • the crab is all like....COME AT ME BRO!!!....and the woman was all like AHHHH

  • You've got to be careful of those GIANT ENEMY CRABS. You're lucky to be alive. Luckily; I know a secret that the Ancient Japanese used in ACTUAL HISTORICAL BATTLES against such foul creatures. Apparently, according to ancient legend, if you strike it's weakpoint for MASSIVE DAMAGE you will be able to kill it.

  • A nice steam bath in beer, water and bay seasoning and everything will be just fine.

  • kingler used crabhammer

  • actually took place in Ancient Japan.

  • that crab is like get the fuck away

  • "so ya wanna dance huh lady?"

  • mud crabs are real

  • 0:22 the lady scared me alot more than the crab did.

  • Yea jus think if that crab jump at her like a spider ^_^

  • press 2 for "i have to put the strap on"

  • he challenging you to a CRAB BATTLE!

  • Crab: THIS IS MAH TURF.

  • got bitton once!

  • WARRIOR CRAB GOGOGG

  • I eat that..

  • THOSE CLAWS COULD RIP A TANK APART!

  • If he comes forward? They don't call 'em side steppin' beach creatures for nothing!!! :p

  • A wild crab appears

    Chick uses scream is very effective

    Crab gets the fuck away from her

  • Hehe... that's a female. An especially feisty one! Great vid!

  • 0:36 COME AT ME BRO

  • SMALL FRIENDLY LOBSTER

  • use thunderbolt

  • ooowwww ssooo cool crab! :D

  • cant stand chicks screaming lol

  • GIANT ENEMY CRAB

    ATTACK THE WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

  • always pick crabs up from behind

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  • Crab: GET BACK! GET BACK! U DONT KNOW ME LIKE THAT!!!

  • Thats how she screams when i gag her with my 69 inch cock

  • Flip it over and attack its weak point for masive damage!

  • the crab is saying "back off, bitch"

  • that's a nice blue crab!!! EAT IT!!!!!

  • at 4:45 he is like your are banned from my sea

  • can i haz a hug?

  • this video was filmed in ancient japan

  • I have to put a strap on on!!!! that crabs gettin fucked

  • "youre making so much noise, you know theres sound on that?" hahaha

  • Crab says, "COME AT ME BRO!!!"

  • Krabby! Use bubble beam!

  • 0:04

    Crab: "yes, yes, yes.. YES, yes yes..quite."

  • Giant enemy crab!! XD

  • "Did she say strap-on or strap-in?"

  • small enemy crab

  • Attack its weak point for massive damage.

  • the crab say: "Ok motherfucker, just you and me"

  • @0:46 the crab swings a back hand at that hoe, keep your pimp claw strong

  • @MegaNepTuna fuckin lol

  • ohhhhhhh thats a BLUE CRAB...those little bastards are MEAN...lol...one of the things ripped my toe open when I got to close to it...I had to have three stitches to close it up....>.<

  • haha run away or it will bite your ankles

  • hey buddy!!

    *crab waves hi*

    AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

    The crab is now upset.

    *clap*

    AHH

    *...CLAP*

    ah!

    *points the cliche "I will return!" look*

  • Yum..dinner. 

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  • they cant get u if u pick them up from behind, and like frogs u can stun them w/ a flash light

  • at 0:04-5:00 he said come closer ima gonna pintch ya

  • Its all fun and game until crab goes wild.Trust me.

  • pssh what a wuss..

    ash caught a krabby with a stick once !

  • wat a dumb skank

  • CRAB BATTLE

  • ITS A FUCKING BLUE CRAB!i am 15 and i at least would have the balls to pick it up....and yes, I am from Maryland :)

  • 0:23 gasp ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! lol!

  • wild krabby appeared!

  • @norman201 FUcK THAT thts a kingler lol at 0:44 kingler used vicegrip

  • crabs can't go forward, they can only walk sideways...

  • Do you SEE its claws? IT could rip a tank apart with those things!

  • I don gedit...

  • Dont let it attack your weak point for use massive damage, use real time weapon change

  • GIANT CRAB! ENEMY CRAB!

  • Keep fucking with him lady. You'll see how vicious these little fuckers are.

  • her shrill scream probably sent shockwaves thru the crab almost killing it

  • That crab was probably like oh shit a GIANT!

  • Flip it over on its back ! And deal massive damage now !

  • Look at those massive claws! They can rip a tank apart, Jesus Christ.

  • LOL that crab was funny.

  • Hate eating those crabs they don't ever come with enough Meat!

  • is that a blue crab. r u in Maryland

  • i've seen crabs do that to me all the time

  • Giant Enemy Crab!

  • Camera lady vs. crab

    Who will win?

    I put my bet on the crab X3

  • it's a female you dumbass

  • Err... Aa... CRAB BATTLE!!!

  • i dont think crabs can move forward lol

  • lol you should have fliped it over on its back and attack its weak point for MASSIVE damage!

  • cute critter

  • TBH i think it would give me a fright too.

  • AHHH ITS A GIANT CRAB DONT LET IT TOUCH YOUR PUUUUBBBBEEEESSS

  • 0:47 Crab: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN

  • Frickin' lame..... No fast movements = fast assumptions by a moronic poster!

  • counter uav spoted

  • yeah, put your face down by it

  • the crab is like saying gemie a hug! LOL!

  • attack its weak point for massive damage

  • this is chuck norris's pet, becuase it will burn your soul with its eyes

  • so you'd let that fucker clamp you?? for free?? don't lie you'd be just as scared as anybody, they pinch quite hard and are difficult to get off

  • Blimey it never moved. What was she scared of. ? It was small and harmless. Comon lady. You are acting like a wimp.

  • SHIT she scared the hell out of me when she screamed..

  • 0:47 I'm watchin' you, buddy.

  • dont let it touch your pubes... LOL

  • GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!!!! O NOES

  • crazy..

  • Get back in the kitchen !

  • ninja crab!  o3o

  • typical fuckin woman...hahahaha

  • god dam woman always scared of something!!!!

  • and this is a Giant Enemy Crab

    you flip it over to attack its Weak Point for Massive Damage

  • gotta love how it actually wants her to fuck off

  • this is why a woman should never hold expensive things

  • Wild crabby appeared....

  • these battles actually took place in ancient Japan

    GIANT ENEMY CRAB

  • fuckin mui tai crab

  • I've seen a bigger one.

  • crap is like rawr  o3o

  • attack its weak point... for massive damage

  • @Stretedge you just won the internet

  • how is that a killer crab

  • 0:45....uhhh yeah...so get the fuck out. but no...of course you stay....ugh

  • kill that bitch and i dont mean the crab

  • 0:45 Ayyyyy! Fuck you, I'm a crab!

  • IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

  • if you don't hit its weak point for massive damage, you share the same sad fate as the japanese.

  • the caption would have been funnier if it was over the crab like it said. get outahere woman :-D

  • 0:47 He gave her the crab pincher! 

  • somewhere chris crocker is crying and saying "leave the crab alone"...

  • massive massive massive crab

  • 0:47 he gives her the middle finger :)

  • when a crab waves its pincers it means step away from it or itll pince. no need to scream.

  • get back into the kitchen woman

  • 0:22 it hit her weak point

  • I like crabs, they never give a fuck about anything.

  • It's called a Blue Crab.

  • repeat 0:22 again and again =D its so funny listening to the screams of this bitch

  • Those claws -- they could rip a tank in half!

  • @Randymyr

    OH MY GOD.......It's looking right at me...

  • @LostMuffin03 SWEET JESUS, it's getting closer!

  • FUCKING SCREEEEAM, SCREEEAM LIKE A BITCH YOU PUSSY

  • the crab was like "Wutch yeww dooiinn?"

  • SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN AVERAGE ENEMY CRAB

  • omg its a crab...

  • "Bitch wheres my money"

  • no....the crab says, "Get the fuck outta my face, or I'll squeeze your husband's nuts"...

  • Crabs can't move forward...

  • u aint making no cake out of me bitch!

  • That crab was lie idgaf im a crab

  • Attack its weakpo- o wait, done already? Damnit.

  • crab: watcha lookin at? huh? wut? bring it! I'll break your camera like u break ma uncle! check out these crab hard abbs!

  • @Auraescape10 LOL WIN

  • quick attack its weak point for masive damage!!

  • haha made me giggle

  • Attack its weak point for massive damage.

  • Crab: Damn Tourists, Get off my Beach

  • I was watching "Oblivion giant mudcrab" right before this video.

  • that crabs a pussy i got bigger crabs than that in my pants

  • epic win

  • why does it remind me of chicken nuggets from mc. donolds

  • CRAB IS NOT AMUSED

  • remindz me of mudcrabs frum Oblivion Elder Scrolls.. lol.

  • mr. krabs- give me your money or i will pinch ya really hard. arrrrgggghhhh.

  • attack his weak point!

  • He's like " This ma damn neighbourhood hoe, you wonna go some? imma beat yo ass so hard bitch".

  • Pretty red white and blue.

  • i like the way she screams!!!!

  • damn, leave it the hell alone lol

  • did she say..."i got to put the strap-on"

  • GIANT ENEMY CRAB

  • she should have flipped it over,and attacked its weak point for massive damage,like they did in anicent japan

  • 0:45  EVIL MONKEY lol