Thank god I didn't have to grow up on Barney, either. When I first knew of him, I hated him right away. Dinosaurs are meant to be fascinating, not laughable gay costume characters! >:(
you cant kill yourself? omg this is true hell XD when i hated a game i killed myself alot for fun and then quit the game but this one wont even allow you X3 go kiko u have balls man
I guess Barney was for kids who never got any attention from their parents when they were younger. I mean, that sucker went all "REMEMBER I LOVE YOU" on us, like, 10 times!
wow barney is so lazy its not even funny and yet how is he so popluar? i mean really blowing kisses wat has this world come to? lol and when you said that is a very scary thought barney loves that kid i nearly fell of the chair laughing
I'm quickly reminded of a Breakout type game featuring the Animaniacs, a Barney spoof, name of "Baloney", and many falling anvils. It's been a while since I played, but I THINK the object was to keep Yakko aloft via Wakko and Dot running about with a trampoline, else Yakko would fall into Baloney's arms and be crushed to insensibility by Baloney's embrace. Oh yeah, and balloons with anvils in them that fell and stunned Baloney, giving you a bit of a breather if you should let Yakko fall.
I also didn't encounter this... thing either. I agree, I am a better person without having done so. My IQ is twenty seven points my best friend's and he loved Barney as a kid. I've sort of noticed a correlation between watching Barney and stupidity.
A few days ago I went to my little nices (spelling?) house and she had a barney toy that sang I Love You. She turned it on, picked it up, and put it into my ear.
5:06 Dear god..the natural laws of gravity prevent a helium balloon from sinking back down..yet.. Barney can get up there? Poor kid, subjected to Barney's Black Magic.
@BADRANG8700 Speaking of which, why did that exist? I think of all the great ideas of the world that have been outright rejected only to see things like Teletubbies, and Barney get the green light.
@AntiVaccine shut up people like you have lead to the death of thousands of kids from easily preventable diseases cause you scare the parents from getting the vaccines that keep them safe you sir are a grade A idiot
So the bunny couldn't slightly hop to get the carrot? It was just unattainable? Was the bunny physically disabled? Tell me Barney, I want to know these things.
If it wasn't for the fact that you're clearly trying to impersonate Ashen that would've been a rather enjoyable video. Next time knock the accent and stupid remarks and get your own style.
dude go be obstanent somewhere else ... shesh have ya ever heard the term " if ya don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Plus Kiko is is trying to fill knowladge how to beat a game AND be funny so it isn't so boreing LIKE MY VIDEOS so go somewhere else be that way geez
Oh god, 2-3 years ago, i bought a cardboard box containing a Genesis, two controllers, and a bunch of random games in a garage sale for 20$, and it included THIS GAME! D:
luckily there is no barnie in germany.... but teletubbies...... but they came out after I was grown up xD... so only my little sister watched them.....
i cant beleive i loved that. its so weird how you cant kill yourself look, stop,; ouch i fell but i didnt die. it looks easy a 1 year old could even complete it.
Is it weird that this game really gives me the chills?
xXxDarkAdeptusxXx 1 month ago
Dear god, I'm so happy that only purple dinosaur I've ever seen was Megatron in Beast Wars.
DonKain 1 month ago
Thank god I didn't have to grow up on Barney, either. When I first knew of him, I hated him right away. Dinosaurs are meant to be fascinating, not laughable gay costume characters! >:(
BlooditeDrakan 1 month ago
When the SEGA logo has Barney saying "Boing!" you know you're in for disaster.
PriceRight89 1 month ago
now try masterbauting to this
rollymaster16 1 month ago
LMAO I admit I loved this game when I was little and played it all the timeXD
Pooky1991 1 month ago
Isn't Barney a pedophile?
AgentCack 2 months ago
His dance reminds me of a less energetic version of "Where the Hell is Matt?"
mastatsan 3 months ago
A stranger is a friend you haven't met yet.
Saieras 4 months ago
Even when I was a little boy, I wondered... Is Barney actually meant to be terrifying? o_o
BloodDemon293846 4 months ago
I knew Barney as a kid. He... he did terrible things to me and it took me years of psychological counseling to overcome that....
Oh hey! A butterfly!
Oujou13 6 months ago 3
Barney the Dinosaur was an unfortunately themed kids show.
WorldChallenge 6 months ago
What song is it in the begining anyway?
Galesiz 6 months ago
I feel so, so, so sorry for you Kiko for playing that.
Barney is only ever alright when you're young, very young.
KiLLLLeR150 6 months ago
@KiLLLLeR150 Even embryos are too old for Barney.
PriceRight89 1 month ago
I hate you,you hate me
Lets all go and kill barney
with a great big punch barney on floor
no more purple dinosaur!!!
wiwa116 6 months ago
BARNEYS NOT WORTHY OF YOU
Curaine886 7 months ago
i sadly did not miss barney like u did
shellypork 7 months ago
super-de-dooper
contheblueengine 7 months ago
That barney is playable in mugen, it's the exact same sprite with the same moves and even the kiss is an attack and the stop sign is a shield
huiale14 8 months ago
Fist Pump at 6:05 Woot!
hotmilliseviltwin 8 months ago
The stop-sign part just made me instantly nauseous.
Equeon 8 months ago
I can't believe I played this before...
Sindal55 9 months ago
Watching this made me cry… D-,:
DOOMDRAGON2251 9 months ago
Oh god, my brain is slowly dripping out of my brain as we speak D:
bakafairypwns 10 months ago
@bakafairypwns You mean dripping out of your head?
lu4y4pants 8 months ago
i feel my sane slowly draining away as i watch this :P
PWNAGE2031 10 months ago
Remember kids. Don't smoke weed or your dolls will grow and turn into pedobears who will hunt you down and hug you.
BanhammerNarc 10 months ago
This is the worst game ever. No other game in the universe is as horrible as this abomination.
MioAkiyamaFTW 11 months ago
I wish the bear tore his purple face off.....
Weegeebacon 11 months ago
Tell you the truth I never watched barney
gokk777 11 months ago
3:05 It's not nearly as bad as Himi's character's evil "I WIN" grin in Jeopardy.
Firefromheaven906 1 year ago
Can you imagine expecting Sonic for Christmas and getting this?
Eugenitor 1 year ago 22
"Why am I playing this?!"
d01hazel 1 year ago
LOL at 3:16 stop it barney stop it!!!!
LuxterTT 1 year ago
Barney is a master of the purple side of the force.
iovandrake 1 year ago
Hint for GROWN-UPS
use the left and right buttons to walk
LOL
Joskineide 1 year ago 3
A really creepy-ass dinosaur, if I might add.
hullo514 1 year ago
@theglitchkingify Well ya, but the thing is, Barney is not a bear (if you were even talking about him, if not, disregard my comment) he's a Dinosaur.
Who doesn't know that?
hullo514 1 year ago
funny arnt kids NOT supposed to approach a bear? let alone HUG the thing?
theglitchkingify 1 year ago
you cant kill yourself? omg this is true hell XD when i hated a game i killed myself alot for fun and then quit the game but this one wont even allow you X3 go kiko u have balls man
miciso666 1 year ago
Holy shit.
I'm gonna have a year of nightmares now D:
thedudemonn 1 year ago
I guess Barney was for kids who never got any attention from their parents when they were younger. I mean, that sucker went all "REMEMBER I LOVE YOU" on us, like, 10 times!
RandomKPluver 1 year ago
REMEMBER I LOVE YOU!
momomo951 1 year ago
@momomo951 help ! im dying here
dumbtrooper 1 year ago
no no nooooooo ho boy i hated this after 2 weeks of watching this
blackysboy 1 year ago
I sadly couldn't avoid Barny and still have a stuffed animal of him and video collection. Good vid though full offlols and all that.
shadowblitz237 1 year ago
STD: Super Tee Duper. That is what barney has. Imagine that, an STD named STD
ThisTroper1 1 year ago
your hallarious XD i almost pissed my pants
jakeneko 1 year ago
It's Pedosaurus Rex!
Fanden2 1 year ago 17
He hugged a bear?
Do not play vegetable game.
TheStrongBadMan 1 year ago
Barney has electro gahnarria. The noisy killer.
TheStrongBadMan 1 year ago
Mr. Rogers was always better
HerrDoktorel 1 year ago
LOL HAHAHAHA I PISSED MYSELF "she hid her right eyeball!"
varoom300 1 year ago
oh dear god turn it off TURN IT OFF PLEASE TURN IT THE HELL OFF :'(
LibertyFire2010 1 year ago
scariest game i have ever fu%*ing thing i ever seen
gordonfreeman112 1 year ago
Beast Wars Megatron!
Nogyokyodokumiai 1 year ago
you kind of remind me of Stewy :D
i think its the sarcasm XD
jenaepeterson 1 year ago
i remember playing this game...hey it was fun! >.>
jenaepeterson 1 year ago
wt....?! i've never heard of this game..
Creekfang 1 year ago
"I found you! Now you must suffer my hugs!"
ScratStitch 1 year ago
I raced that tuba a few times. I won only once.
MarioZone69 1 year ago
I have never laughed so hard in my life xD This is the funniest video ever!
BlaqMetal813 1 year ago 3
It's Barry's Hide and Seek!! I see... a Jill sandwich!!!
Cynothogliss 1 year ago
thank you for feeling sorry :[
dragothecool2 1 year ago
wow barney is so lazy its not even funny and yet how is he so popluar? i mean really blowing kisses wat has this world come to? lol and when you said that is a very scary thought barney loves that kid i nearly fell of the chair laughing
acp369712 1 year ago
looks like barneys goin all metal gear solid and snapping everythings neck
vegasnite 1 year ago
Why did the first friend look like Quagmire?!
jeevesbond 1 year ago
"I feel like my IQ is going down slowly.." LMFAO! Loved that phrase haha
MasterMetagross 1 year ago
O_e................ fudge i used to have a barney when i was a toddler but i dont have it now :P
13zeldafan 1 year ago
That drum has the right idea, beating itself in the face with a mallet.
predcon1 1 year ago
I'm quickly reminded of a Breakout type game featuring the Animaniacs, a Barney spoof, name of "Baloney", and many falling anvils. It's been a while since I played, but I THINK the object was to keep Yakko aloft via Wakko and Dot running about with a trampoline, else Yakko would fall into Baloney's arms and be crushed to insensibility by Baloney's embrace. Oh yeah, and balloons with anvils in them that fell and stunned Baloney, giving you a bit of a breather if you should let Yakko fall.
predcon1 1 year ago
i always thought barney looked like he had downs on this game... perhaps just in general lol
Forthias 1 year ago
so funny
bob12345252 1 year ago
hey this is for little kids what made you think an adult like you could enjoy this
RossEStern 1 year ago
@RossEStern its for little kids but it may bore them to death
mrbob091 1 year ago
Stop, wait until its safe, THEN try to stand on a cloud. Remember to wait for the clouds to get close kids
leoaeris6789 1 year ago
poor Kikoskia
TheImitator100 1 year ago
I also didn't encounter this... thing either. I agree, I am a better person without having done so. My IQ is twenty seven points my best friend's and he loved Barney as a kid. I've sort of noticed a correlation between watching Barney and stupidity.
BrawnX 1 year ago
Remember kids, when you see a bear, give him a BIG hug!! :D
WolfDemon013 1 year ago
most pedophilic thing since Disneyland in France
(no offence to any French people)
haykero 1 year ago
How did it so much clearer at 2:31? :o
SourExplosion 1 year ago
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I love you
You love me
Guns for you and guns for me
With a bang! bang! bang!
Barney's on the floor
No more stupid dinosaur
TANOOKIsuit9000 1 year ago
I love you
You love me
Guns for you and guns for me
With a bang! bang! bang!
Barney's on the floor
No more stupid dinosaur
TANOOKIsuit9000 1 year ago 2
true
supercharmander1 1 year ago
A few days ago I went to my little nices (spelling?) house and she had a barney toy that sang I Love You. She turned it on, picked it up, and put it into my ear.
Result? Don't ask.
Insomniacfan2010 1 year ago
@Insomniacfan2010 wow i think result would be OMFG TURN THAT SHIT OFF
acp369712 1 year ago
(Double comment alert) And THAT'S why children need to learn carrot-levitating powers before kindergarten.
RandomKPluver 1 year ago 2
I love you
You love me
That is called
Beastality
mrslovvet 1 year ago
5:06 Dear god..the natural laws of gravity prevent a helium balloon from sinking back down..yet.. Barney can get up there? Poor kid, subjected to Barney's Black Magic.
RandomKPluver 1 year ago
You are truly the Tom Green of LP videos... crossing boundries that NEVER should be crossed... BRAVO!
GameHorder 1 year ago
well I´d rather play this then anything that has teletubbies in them because those actually scares me
if he says "oh boy" one MORE FRIGGIN TIME!!!!!
BADRANG8700 1 year ago
@BADRANG8700 Speaking of which, why did that exist? I think of all the great ideas of the world that have been outright rejected only to see things like Teletubbies, and Barney get the green light.
SaviorGabriel 1 year ago
The best 9 minutes and 49 seconds of misery I have ever witnessed. :D
CadPCrayon 1 year ago
The butterfly gets a drum roll. XD
WolfDemon013 1 year ago
sparks out of croch. lol
MrDoom234 1 year ago
Barney uses SPARKLE MAGIC on BASS DRUM
BASS DRUM is confused!
Mattie2013 1 year ago
Barney:"Let's use our imaginations!"
Me:Yes...Let's image we're playing a different game that involves killing zombies and blowing up stuff.
WolfDemon013 1 year ago
"That bin has a really freaky smile" That bin really needs to get it's mind out of the gutter >.>'
ImmoralAtheistGit 1 year ago
Oh man. I loved this game when I was like..5. This LP is nostalgia and hilarity wrapped up in one package!
ThisisSteve 1 year ago
wow i wish certain games would play themselves if u got bored with them , MAKE IT HAPPEN GAME DESGINERS :(
koolkdd 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!! You are the funniest guy on youtube!
Bigdrip681 1 year ago
4:28 Barney's magical piss! D=
RedSuperSonicNinja0 1 year ago 38
i really wish one of the kids screamed "BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!!!!" when barney hugged them
cluckeythe2 1 year ago
O...M...G.................... my shoot barney in the head and make him explode into a pile of blood and guts was way better then this. anyone agree?
KingKoodaz 1 year ago
sparks coming out of his crutch
never heard of that STD before SPARKS OUT CRUTCH!!
LMFAO Kiko ur too funny
LFC1990 1 year ago
"Dance Barney! Dance for my amusement!"
LOL!
velvetolio 2 years ago
After seeing the drum, am I the only one who thinks "QUIT HITTING YOURSELF, QUIT HITTING YOURSELF..."
LoudWhispa 2 years ago 12
All the little kids in this game look as if they're suffering from Cushing's Syndrome.
AugustVonpetersborg 2 years ago
@AntiVaccine shut up people like you have lead to the death of thousands of kids from easily preventable diseases cause you scare the parents from getting the vaccines that keep them safe you sir are a grade A idiot
NerdKing2nd 2 years ago
4:29- 4:37 LOL.XD If I had to do a game like this I would not enjoy it ether.
ToonGirl009 2 years ago
barney was much better than teletubies uhg
texasp1 2 years ago 3
Lol"to tell you the truth im playing this game so you dont have to.... hints for grown ups turn the game off " so funny.
"i can feel my IQ slowley seeping away"
headcrab28 2 years ago
In retreospect as stupid as Barney was he's nowhere near as bad as the Disney culture of today.
Drac39 2 years ago 7
So the bunny couldn't slightly hop to get the carrot? It was just unattainable? Was the bunny physically disabled? Tell me Barney, I want to know these things.
MsDizknee 2 years ago 3
that was to Homokarian by the way if anyone thought i was being mean
vampiregod5 2 years ago
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I think you're trying way too hard to be funny here and failing as a result. Everything feels so forced.
I mean it's a game made for what, kids who were 8 and under? Of course it's going to be unbearable for an adult.
It's like saying peanut butter tastes like peanuts and then trying to make fun of it for that...
Stevedroid 2 years ago
You're perfectly entitled to think that.
You're wrong, but you're still perfectly entitled to think that.
Kikoskia 2 years ago 5
notice how lazy barney is. I mean, come on, he needs magic to get a carrot that's 1 foot away!
supercharmander1 1 year ago 3
true , you have a point
gerrenx7 2 years ago
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If it wasn't for the fact that you're clearly trying to impersonate Ashen that would've been a rather enjoyable video. Next time knock the accent and stupid remarks and get your own style.
HomoKieran 2 years ago
Maybe you should actually watch the rest of my 1600+ videos and you will see that this is both my own accent and my own style.
Next time, knock off the stupidity and do so research.
Kikoskia 2 years ago 2
@Kikoskia I love your voice and the way you talk it makes you sound awsome!
MustyMarkus1 1 year ago
dude go be obstanent somewhere else ... shesh have ya ever heard the term " if ya don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Plus Kiko is is trying to fill knowladge how to beat a game AND be funny so it isn't so boreing LIKE MY VIDEOS so go somewhere else be that way geez
vampiregod5 2 years ago
oh crap, it's a purple pedophile
mrlandmine 2 years ago 20
Ok, I'm switching off before my brain puts it's threat of commiting suicide to action. Sorry for the wasted work on your part
RoughThief 2 years ago
That was his plan all along.
GoodVsEvil44 2 years ago
this game inspires pedophilia...
twowayview 2 years ago
Creepiest... Creature... In... HISTORY!
Brentendo11 2 years ago
4:35....he's urinating stars! I'm still waiting for Barney in this game to either eat and/or rape those little tykes. :P
TheCastellan 2 years ago
no wonder why the kids are running away and hiding from barney
residentDevil010 2 years ago
"Oh Dear, we hugged the bear..."
I guess that's what you'd call a real Bear Hug.
Ravane92 2 years ago 2
omg this is funny.
nintendaholic 2 years ago
Im proud to say i never watched barney i only watched power rangers when i was a kid
0beseNinja 2 years ago 3
bba
Fabiano0Srank 2 years ago
Oh god, 2-3 years ago, i bought a cardboard box containing a Genesis, two controllers, and a bunch of random games in a garage sale for 20$, and it included THIS GAME! D:
BlueBoltThunder 2 years ago
What happened to THAT GAME? XD
TheCastellan 2 years ago
I still have it, with the box and everything...
BlueBoltThunder 2 years ago
wait....barney can moonwalk? o_O
magnetchill 2 years ago
Hay barny lets go play hide and go DIE...
Jonty896 2 years ago
This isnt hide and seek. Its hide or barney will "love you".
RogunWoW 2 years ago 6
xD hashahaa
eoictron 2 years ago
Jumping down a floating platform is not safe,
But riding a cloud down is not?
HikariKaito 2 years ago
i never realized how creepy Barney is
Help us CHUCK NORRIS!
Gaomon752 2 years ago
I played this when I was a little child. I don't have the power to kill anything small and colorful. Can you guess why? :c
VentrellaAlex 2 years ago
im crying at 3:12 OMG
brentster93 2 years ago
You're Barney: You have no life, you have no health.
skarvika 2 years ago 3
4:26 barney is EMO or pissing stars xD (and my country dosent have barney ANYWHERE! yay i was a free kid from barney )
crazymagnet360 2 years ago
i needed a walkthrough when playing this game so difficult. those kids are masterminds
Lethaxx 2 years ago 2
We found, a living bass drum that's walking back and forth beating its own face in with a big stick!
ArixOdragc 2 years ago
This is hilarious! "Look, a butterfly" oh that's nice. XD
BobombX 2 years ago
Oh Hell Yes.
I Never Knew You Could Slide Down A Hill On Your Ass.
I Always Thought You'd Roll Until You Barf.
OR
Hit Your Head On A Rock And Bleed To Death. :D
neo363 2 years ago
Dude *laughs while talking* thats hillarius *laughs alot*
yellowmence 2 years ago
Hah, this kind of made me think of that movie Death to Smoochy...about a guy trying to kill a barney knockoff...
skyrobotv 2 years ago
5:37 Mozilla Thunderbird
geurgeury 2 years ago
Oh God. I watched, and the only things I could do were stare blankly, drool, and giggle like a special needs child.
It's like I'm five again.
Archem2 2 years ago 3
Oh god...Barney is not only terrifing....he slowly kills ur brain cells for every second u play
SilentEvilPikachan 2 years ago 5
Look! It's A Balloon! :)
Djnuttty 2 years ago 4
luckily there is no barnie in germany.... but teletubbies...... but they came out after I was grown up xD... so only my little sister watched them.....
Nachtglanz20 2 years ago
es gab barny in deutschland
lief immer samstags früh morgens auf KRTL(RTL) und auch mal kurz auf SRTL
als kind hab ich das angeguckt
guennbrot 2 years ago
i never liked teletubbies then i was a kid
19949599 2 years ago 7
I bet you everyone that played Barney had an erection hidden under his costume
MisterX867 2 years ago 3
i cant beleive i loved that. its so weird how you cant kill yourself look, stop,; ouch i fell but i didnt die. it looks easy a 1 year old could even complete it.
josh77645 2 years ago
oh a perverted ferocious TYRANOSAUR REX, let's hug him!
kurosakikakashi 2 years ago 4
what sick man thought of this character. O_o
BloodyMonkeyInc 2 years ago
I managed to get away from Barney aswell. But I still had to put up with the Bear in the Big Blue House, or whatever it was callled.
The horror... *Rocks backwards and forwards.*
Robinhaz 2 years ago 5
I can't believe I liked that show as a little kid. God I was freaking stupid.
Taybrian1 2 years ago 10
@Taybrian1 all little kids were
RossEStern 1 year ago
@Taybrian1 lol same herew and even brother bobby (yse im the big sister) still watches it xD and hes like 12 i think yrs old lmao
13zeldafan 1 year ago
No, Kikoskia! Noooo!!! *flees for her life*
LPThera 2 years ago 3
Whoa this is a giant... thoa get away ... I think I I survived that one
-Your commentary is so awesome Kiko please more of these "games"
Adenin98 2 years ago 6
i heard that barney is actually a seriously sadistic paedophile with split personality disorder
Wilks228 2 years ago 7
1:44
"You can't even kill yourself, watch this"
"Stop! Wait till it's safe :)"
LOL
DemonOfRazgriz89 2 years ago 8
Oh My God its a dinosuar, Jesus christ WTF!!!
spawnisawsome 2 years ago