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  • Is it weird that this game really gives me the chills?

  • Dear god, I'm so happy that only purple dinosaur I've ever seen was Megatron in Beast Wars.

  • Thank god I didn't have to grow up on Barney, either. When I first knew of him, I hated him right away. Dinosaurs are meant to be fascinating, not laughable gay costume characters! >:(

  • When the SEGA logo has Barney saying "Boing!" you know you're in for disaster.

  • now try masterbauting to this

  • LMAO I admit I loved this game when I was little and played it all the timeXD

  • Isn't Barney a pedophile?

  • His dance reminds me of a less energetic version of "Where the Hell is Matt?"

  • A stranger is a friend you haven't met yet.

  • Even when I was a little boy, I wondered... Is Barney actually meant to be terrifying? o_o

  • I knew Barney as a kid. He... he did terrible things to me and it took me years of psychological counseling to overcome that....

    Oh hey! A butterfly!

  • Barney the Dinosaur was an unfortunately themed kids show.

  • What song is it in the begining anyway?

  • I feel so, so, so sorry for you Kiko for playing that.

    Barney is only ever alright when you're young, very young.

  • @KiLLLLeR150 Even embryos are too old for Barney.

  • I hate you,you hate me

    Lets all go and kill barney

    with a great big punch barney on floor

    no more purple dinosaur!!!

  • BARNEYS NOT WORTHY OF YOU

  • i sadly did not miss barney like u did

  • super-de-dooper

  • That barney is playable in mugen, it's the exact same sprite with the same moves and even the kiss is an attack and the stop sign is a shield

  • Fist Pump at 6:05 Woot!

  • The stop-sign part just made me instantly nauseous.

  • I can't believe I played this before...

  • Watching this made me cry… D-,:

  • Oh god, my brain is slowly dripping out of my brain as we speak D:

  • @bakafairypwns  You mean dripping out of your head?

  • i feel my sane slowly draining away as i watch this :P

  • Remember kids. Don't smoke weed or your dolls will grow and turn into pedobears who will hunt you down and hug you.

  • This is the worst game ever. No other game in the universe is as horrible as this abomination.

  • I wish the bear tore his purple face off.....

  • Tell you the truth I never watched barney

  • 3:05 It's not nearly as bad as Himi's character's evil "I WIN" grin in Jeopardy.

  • Can you imagine expecting Sonic for Christmas and getting this?

  • "Why am I playing this?!"

  • LOL at 3:16 stop it barney stop it!!!!

  • Barney is a master of the purple side of the force.

  • Hint for GROWN-UPS

    use the left and right buttons to walk

    LOL

  • A really creepy-ass dinosaur, if I might add.

  • @theglitchkingify Well ya, but the thing is, Barney is not a bear (if you were even talking about him, if not, disregard my comment) he's a Dinosaur.

    Who doesn't know that?

  • funny arnt kids NOT supposed to approach a bear? let alone HUG the thing?

  • you cant kill yourself? omg this is true hell XD when i hated a game i killed myself alot for fun and then quit the game but this one wont even allow you X3 go kiko u have balls man

  • Holy shit.

    I'm gonna have a year of nightmares now D:

  • I guess Barney was for kids who never got any attention from their parents when they were younger. I mean, that sucker went all "REMEMBER I LOVE YOU" on us, like, 10 times!

  • REMEMBER I LOVE YOU!

  • @momomo951 help ! im dying here 

  • no no nooooooo ho boy i hated this after 2 weeks of watching this

  • I sadly couldn't avoid Barny and still have a stuffed animal of him and video collection. Good vid though full offlols and all that.

  • STD: Super Tee Duper. That is what barney has. Imagine that, an STD named STD

  • your hallarious XD i almost pissed my pants

  • It's Pedosaurus Rex!

  • He hugged a bear?

    Do not play vegetable game.

  • Barney has electro gahnarria. The noisy killer.

  • Mr. Rogers was always better

  • LOL HAHAHAHA I PISSED MYSELF "she hid her right eyeball!"

  • oh dear god turn it off TURN IT OFF PLEASE TURN IT THE HELL OFF :'(

  • scariest game i have ever fu%*ing thing i ever seen

  • Beast Wars Megatron!

  • you kind of remind me of Stewy :D

    i think its the sarcasm XD

  • i remember playing this game...hey it was fun! >.>

  • wt....?! i've never heard of this game..

  • "I found you! Now you must suffer my hugs!"

  • I raced that tuba a few times. I won only once.

  • I have never laughed so hard in my life xD This is the funniest video ever!

  • It's Barry's Hide and Seek!! I see... a Jill sandwich!!!

  • thank you for feeling sorry :[

  • wow barney is so lazy its not even funny and yet how is he so popluar? i mean really blowing kisses wat has this world come to? lol and when you said that is a very scary thought barney loves that kid i nearly fell of the chair laughing

  • looks like barneys goin all metal gear solid and snapping everythings neck

  • Why did the first friend look like Quagmire?!

  • "I feel like my IQ is going down slowly.." LMFAO! Loved that phrase haha

  • O_e................ fudge i used to have a barney when i was a toddler but i dont have it now :P

  • That drum has the right idea, beating itself in the face with a mallet.

  • I'm quickly reminded of a Breakout type game featuring the Animaniacs, a Barney spoof, name of "Baloney", and many falling anvils. It's been a while since I played, but I THINK the object was to keep Yakko aloft via Wakko and Dot running about with a trampoline, else Yakko would fall into Baloney's arms and be crushed to insensibility by Baloney's embrace. Oh yeah, and balloons with anvils in them that fell and stunned Baloney, giving you a bit of a breather if you should let Yakko fall.

  • i always thought barney looked like he had downs on this game... perhaps just in general lol

  • so funny

  • hey this is for little kids what made you think an adult like you could enjoy this

  • @RossEStern its for little kids but it may bore them to death

  • Stop, wait until its safe, THEN try to stand on a cloud. Remember to wait for the clouds to get close kids

  • poor Kikoskia

  • I also didn't encounter this... thing either. I agree, I am a better person without having done so. My IQ is twenty seven points my best friend's and he loved Barney as a kid. I've sort of noticed a correlation between watching Barney and stupidity.

  • Remember kids, when you see a bear, give him a BIG hug!! :D

  • most pedophilic thing since Disneyland in France

    (no offence to any French people)

  • How did it so much clearer at 2:31? :o

  • I love you

    You love me

    Guns for you and guns for me

    With a bang! bang! bang!

    Barney's on the floor

    No more stupid dinosaur

  • true

  • A few days ago I went to my little nices (spelling?) house and she had a barney toy that sang I Love You. She turned it on, picked it up, and put it into my ear.

    Result? Don't ask.

  • @Insomniacfan2010 wow i think result would be OMFG TURN THAT SHIT OFF

  • (Double comment alert) And THAT'S why children need to learn carrot-levitating powers before kindergarten.

  • I love you

    You love me

    That is called

    Beastality

  • 5:06 Dear god..the natural laws of gravity prevent a helium balloon from sinking back down..yet.. Barney can get up there? Poor kid, subjected to Barney's Black Magic.

  • You are truly the Tom Green of LP videos... crossing boundries that NEVER should be crossed... BRAVO!

  • well I´d rather play this then anything that has teletubbies in them because those actually scares me

    if he says "oh boy" one MORE FRIGGIN TIME!!!!!

  • @BADRANG8700 Speaking of which, why did that exist? I think of all the great ideas of the world that have been outright rejected only to see things like Teletubbies, and Barney get the green light.

  • The best 9 minutes and 49 seconds of misery I have ever witnessed. :D

  • The butterfly gets a drum roll. XD

  • sparks out of croch. lol

  • Barney uses SPARKLE MAGIC on BASS DRUM

    BASS DRUM is confused!

  • Barney:"Let's use our imaginations!"

    Me:Yes...Let's image we're playing a different game that involves killing zombies and blowing up stuff.

  • "That bin has a really freaky smile" That bin really needs to get it's mind out of the gutter >.>'

  • Oh man. I loved this game when I was like..5. This LP is nostalgia and hilarity wrapped up in one package!

  • wow i wish certain games would play themselves if u got bored with them , MAKE IT HAPPEN GAME DESGINERS :(

  • LMFAO!!!! You are the funniest guy on youtube!

  • 4:28 Barney's magical piss! D=

  • i really wish one of the kids screamed "BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!!!!" when barney hugged them

  • O...M...G.................... my shoot barney in the head and make him explode into a pile of blood and guts was way better then this. anyone agree?

  • sparks coming out of his crutch

    never heard of that STD before SPARKS OUT CRUTCH!!

    LMFAO Kiko ur too funny

  • "Dance Barney! Dance for my amusement!"

    LOL!

  • After seeing the drum, am I the only one who thinks "QUIT HITTING YOURSELF, QUIT HITTING YOURSELF..."

  • All the little kids in this game look as if they're suffering from Cushing's Syndrome.

  • @AntiVaccine shut up people like you have lead to the death of thousands of kids from easily preventable diseases cause you scare the parents from getting the vaccines that keep them safe you sir are a grade A idiot

  • 4:29- 4:37 LOL.XD If I had to do a game like this I would not enjoy it ether.

  • barney was much better than teletubies uhg

  • Lol"to tell you the truth im playing this game so you dont have to.... hints for grown ups turn the game off " so funny.

    "i can feel my IQ slowley seeping away"

  • In retreospect as stupid as Barney was he's nowhere near as bad as the Disney culture of today.

  • So the bunny couldn't slightly hop to get the carrot? It was just unattainable? Was the bunny physically disabled? Tell me Barney, I want to know these things.

  • that was to Homokarian by the way if anyone thought i was being mean

  • You're perfectly entitled to think that.

    You're wrong, but you're still perfectly entitled to think that.

  • notice how lazy barney is. I mean, come on, he needs magic to get a carrot that's 1 foot away!

  • true , you have a point

  • Maybe you should actually watch the rest of my 1600+ videos and you will see that this is both my own accent and my own style.

    Next time, knock off the stupidity and do so research.

  • @Kikoskia I love your voice and the way you talk it makes you sound awsome!

  • dude go be obstanent somewhere else ... shesh have ya ever heard the term " if ya don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Plus Kiko is is trying to fill knowladge how to beat a game AND be funny so it isn't so boreing LIKE MY VIDEOS so go somewhere else be that way geez

  • oh crap, it's a purple pedophile

  • Ok, I'm switching off before my brain puts it's threat of commiting suicide to action. Sorry for the wasted work on your part

  • That was his plan all along.

  • this game inspires pedophilia...

  • Creepiest... Creature... In... HISTORY!

  • 4:35....he's urinating stars! I'm still waiting for Barney in this game to either eat and/or rape those little tykes. :P

  • no wonder why the kids are running away and hiding from barney

  • "Oh Dear, we hugged the bear..."

    I guess that's what you'd call a real Bear Hug.

  • omg this is funny.

  • Im proud to say i never watched barney i only watched power rangers when i was a kid

  • bba

  • Oh god, 2-3 years ago, i bought a cardboard box containing a Genesis, two controllers, and a bunch of random games in a garage sale for 20$, and it included THIS GAME! D:

  • What happened to THAT GAME? XD

  • I still have it, with the box and everything...

  • wait....barney can moonwalk? o_O

  • Hay barny lets go play hide and go DIE...

  • This isnt hide and seek. Its hide or barney will "love you".

  • xD hashahaa

  • Jumping down a floating platform is not safe,

    But riding a cloud down is not?

  • i never realized how creepy Barney is

    Help us CHUCK NORRIS!

  • I played this when I was a little child. I don't have the power to kill anything small and colorful. Can you guess why? :c

  • im crying at 3:12 OMG

  • You're Barney: You have no life, you have no health.

  • 4:26 barney is EMO or pissing stars xD (and my country dosent have barney ANYWHERE! yay i was a free kid from barney )

  • i needed a walkthrough when playing this game so difficult. those kids are masterminds

  • We found, a living bass drum that's walking back and forth beating its own face in with a big stick!

  • This is hilarious! "Look, a butterfly" oh that's nice. XD

  • Oh Hell Yes.

    I Never Knew You Could Slide Down A Hill On Your Ass.

    I Always Thought You'd Roll Until You Barf.

    OR

    Hit Your Head On A Rock And Bleed To Death. :D

  • Dude *laughs while talking* thats hillarius *laughs alot*

  • Hah, this kind of made me think of that movie Death to Smoochy...about a guy trying to kill a barney knockoff...

  • 5:37 Mozilla Thunderbird

  • Oh God. I watched, and the only things I could do were stare blankly, drool, and giggle like a special needs child.

    It's like I'm five again.

  • Oh god...Barney is not only terrifing....he slowly kills ur brain cells for every second u play

  • Look! It's A Balloon! :)

  • luckily there is no barnie in germany.... but teletubbies...... but they came out after I was grown up xD... so only my little sister watched them.....

  • es gab barny in deutschland

    lief immer samstags früh morgens auf KRTL(RTL) und auch mal kurz auf SRTL

    als kind hab ich das angeguckt

  • i never liked teletubbies then i was a kid

  • I bet you everyone that played Barney had an erection hidden under his costume

  • i cant beleive i loved that. its so weird how you cant kill yourself look, stop,; ouch i fell but i didnt die. it looks easy a 1 year old could even complete it.

  • oh a perverted ferocious TYRANOSAUR REX, let's hug him!

  • what sick man thought of this character. O_o

  • I managed to get away from Barney aswell. But I still had to put up with the Bear in the Big Blue House, or whatever it was callled.

    The horror... *Rocks backwards and forwards.*

  • I can't believe I liked that show as a little kid. God I was freaking stupid.

  • @Taybrian1 all little kids were

  • @Taybrian1 lol same herew and even brother bobby (yse im the big sister) still watches it xD and hes like 12 i think yrs old lmao

  • No, Kikoskia! Noooo!!! *flees for her life*

  • Whoa this is a giant... thoa get away ... I think I I survived that one

    -Your commentary is so awesome Kiko please more of these "games"

  • i heard that barney is actually a seriously sadistic paedophile with split personality disorder

  • 1:44

    "You can't even kill yourself, watch this"

    "Stop! Wait till it's safe :)"

    LOL

  • Oh My God its a dinosuar, Jesus christ WTF!!!