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  • I'm speechless!

  • Made me laugh when he said "You know in your genes when you have like dots and stuff" lmao so funny XD

  • this is shockingly inspirational...

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  • 1:37 hahahaha epic

  • =)

  • @MsSomethingsilly if u pause it right @2:50, it is the funniest face ever

  • Hell yeah beauty breathing. What you do when you have a bad day. Love you chris

  • wow i love your therapy idea!!!!

  • Haha. I love how he can't finish the sentences when he was talking about the genes in princesses and stuff. Haha. And the belly button xD Haha. Love you Chris Crocker.

  • you dont have to put other people down just to raise your self up. and please just stop saying that other people are ugly just because your not the prettiest "women/man" either. I dont know what you would prefer to be called. So stop putting other people down just to make yourself fell better. And ya know I can "beauty breath" but so can a whole lot of people... but I dont put other people down because honestly it's just cruel. So I'm asking, nicely to PLEASE STOP!

  • hehe my belly button i loved tht part!

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  • My therapist(:

    hahahahxD

  • you are ugly as hell faggot! Your going to hell. I cant believe my friend told me I would like this video but no I dont! your ugly as hell your mama dont like you she think you a fag ugly ass boy! And it seems like you didnt go to the doctor to see if your fairly beauty. and you are one of those people who are born to be ugly!

  • @Sexy128babyboi your a jerk don't comment if you don't have any thing nice to say i hope you go to hell mister babyboi

  • @Sexy128babyboi Well u have an ugly personality so just stfu cause i bet u woudnt tell this to his face so go get some balls ;)

  • i love Chris Crocker :)

  • Chris, you know you're my therapist, right?? :D lolz

    Love you Chris <3

  • LOL you look kinda creepy in this video, but im happy 4 u and ur guy :)

  • @CCrockerisaretard

    STFU , he is gay big deal...

    on youtube are you going to post gay... so gay on everyones video

  • - your ugly gay dude.

    s t f u

  • @renee3467

    So who cares if he is gay...

  • isn't this superficial as feck?

  • hahahahahahahaha! r u kidding me? this is a comedy vid right? or is it?... O.O

  • wow you are drunk hahahaha

  • Wow, he could make a pretty good actor!

  • i lovee u 

  • lol u need more than beauty breathing!!!! u need normal therapy! fuck u talk some shit you wonder why u have haters ur so up your self and u love putting others down and u do it on camara!! so of coarse ur gunna get haters cuz u are a hater

  • lol u need more than beauty breathing!!!! u need normal therapy! fuck u talk some shit 

  • God is not a purple toad!!! He died for you and your wasting what he did for you and everybody else!!!

  • Ur crazy and vain...

  • He was doing some black preaching in the beginning

  • chris just ignore all these yahoos ot there who are trying to down you!!!they thinkt ehy are better then you when they really are not i believe you should be you no matter how you are you are beautiful no matter hat everybody is beutiful in their ownway and has their on thoughts and opinions anyway lol add me at skunkapoo2@hotail.com skunkapoo2@yahoo.com or find me on facebook my name is gabby marney and i m wearing a black tanktop and have long dark hair in my profile pic

  • chris just ignore all these yahoos ot there who are trying to down you!!!they thinkt ehy are better then you when they really are not i believe you should be you no matter how you are you are beautiful no matter hat everybody is beutiful in their ownway and has their on thoughts and opinions anyway lol add me at skunkapoo2@hotail.com skunkapoo2@yahoo.com or find me on facebook my name is gabby marney and i m wearing a black tanktop and have long dark hair in my profile pic

  • Holy hell I used to have that blanket when I was younger

  • @webkinzblowmymind

    I love chris, but I was disturbed at :01 of this vid. He looks damn scurvy.

  • I think you need to go to an insane asylum....

  • @xSakuraxHatakex i agree

  • your brain is pretty fucked up

  • Dude, May to lower everyone's self esteem, saying were not beautiful. And your not even hot shit..

  • weirdo

    and ur not pretty bitch

  • i hate chris crocker but i seriously laughed so hard at this

  • lol

    

  • as a man or as a woman, you're not only truly beautiful, but also to be honest, hot. my idol. :p

    <3

  • My moms dying...

    -sniffs-

    mmm I'm beautiful.

  • he's so funny lmao

  • what were you smoking? I love how in some of your videos you say we're all perfect and beautiful and in some you say we're ugly. Choose a side hypocrite!

  • You are sooo my idol!!!!! Love you!!

  • This is the funniest thing ive ever watched by you Chris Crocker!

    I <3 you........You are soo my idol!

  • you are a FREAK

  • Your skin is gonna burn and melt off in hell ya prideful person you =D

  • Conceited.. much ?

  • lulz chrissssss you are psychotic and i love it

  • dooo i see wiskers tisk tisk tisk

  • i can't decide if this is funny or just really creepy.

  • your crazy..

  • u need this therapy cos u know u r ugly...there is no definition of beauty...cos everyone and everything is beautiful...

  • ur an ugly cocane snortin self centerd he/she what ever u r

  • @NICOLEswag He is a comedian calm down.

  • @NICOLEswag And you're a jealous fat bitch.

  • @MichaelJacksonFan000 and how would you know that ha u aint no one and u prolly a jealous fat gay f*ck and thatswhy u spend ur life on youtube aha real cute asswhole

  • @NICOLEswag Shut the fuck up you fat dyke. Aren't you on youtube the whole time, bitch? Get a fucking fucking clue, hon.

  • @MichaelJacksonFan000 actually no im not on youtube all the time to busy aha and im not a dyke but u wish :) and im striaght n got plenty off boy friends so u might want 2 think be4 u open ur mouth dumbass

  • everyone is beautiful....that is just disgusting what you said.

  • I know you are being sarcastic. I hope that what ever happened... You can find a more stable way of coping with it. and find true happiness.

  • wow how funny u think ur beatiful

  • Who said haters are ugly? What the fuck planet did you come from?

  • I cant believe I just watched all 3:55 of this ! And i'm not even gay...wth

  • Wow!, u must be practicing for sniffing up cocaine huh? .... lol

  • @nothingbuttthis LOl XDD that's funny :3

  • you are just driving urself crazy.. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!! bitch

  • I CAN BEAUTY BREATH IF I WANT TO!

  • ugly ignorant bitches pissed me off earlier. and this just made me super happy <3333 (:

  • the dots in the genes and stuff. i didnt know being gay made you an expert in biology

  • 1. are you a boy ? or a girl cant see .. 2. why the hell are you talking like a black person ?

  • @almir185 Wow... What an ignorant bastard you are.

  • ily chris!

  • LOVE YOU. 

  • your five o'clock shadows showing honey its not very beautiful...just sayin

  • @acounty92 stfu.

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  • God is a purple toad?

     :D

    hahaha

  • @TheGothgirl999 Well duuuuh ;)

  • Lol your adorable Chris^_^

  • You are one of the finest actors of your time.

    Why limit yourself to just YT?

  • You're an idiot haha

  • @SoPaintItOrange Youre a douche haha. :]

  • Oh my god !!!!! It's a boy ? O.ô

  • If some of you werent so judgmental. You would absorb some things that chris has to share

  • the stuff in the syringe was I do not think botox

  • are you on meds?

  • its in princesses :P ;D

  • Mmmmm My........ belly button xDD

    <3

  • the video stopped at 0:27. it was a laugh.

  • Can I Beauty Breathe?(: And Who's Sarah??

  • I think everyone takes this guy too seriously. xP

  • KUDOS TO CHRIS! ;]

  • OMFG your so fucking funny.

  • how dare you judge others and call them ugly your a contradition in heels you who always preaching tolerence is putting others down your sad chris the fact you have to insult other people to feel better about your five aclock shadow ugly face!

  • @funnygirl56able this is an acting video.. he's not serious

  • your the best , i swareee <3

    i Fucccn Love You !

    FUCK HATERS ! ,

    babe your beautifuL ! <3

  • i love u chrisiepoo but i wasnt feelnnn dis video 

  • iloveyou.♥

  • huhhhh ur so right .... ^_^

  • hahahahahahahahaha "jack off, do this and do that" hahahahahah.

  • i seriously do this now when im having a shitty moment! i love u chris! i hope we meet one day i think ur a beautiful person! even my GRANDMA does this now! i know i've been commenting alot but im a loyal viewer. no im not a fan i hate the word fan but im a loyal viewer i love ur videos. whenever my boyfriend is being a dick Lord i beauty breathe! or i hair flip in his face =)

  • I just LOLED because he said ''i'm beautiful'' and whatever baha your not pretty /:,

    oh and fix the gap between your teeth ha faggot, this is why i hate gays now /:, because of him. /:

  • @MsMirandaification youre a bitch

  • @MeLikeCheezBurgerr Your face is.

  • @MsMirandaification thats my line.

  • @MeLikeCheezBurgerr Okay. o.0

  • I loved you until, you say that ugly people, dont have beauty!

  • Gigantic nose, big teeth and Adams apple those are the new beauty standards.

  • U scare me

  • I tried that "happiness is a look in the mirror away" thing..

    and for some reason i feel even more depressed *O*

  • I lol'd. xD

  • omg ur a nut! ILOVE IT!

  • You're one ugly son of a bitch!!!! Hey look guys...point and laugh. ahahahhaahahahahahahahah!

  • ok ok ok.... you say the truth hurts... yet you keeplying to yourself.. you are not beautiful... so "not everyone is beautiful like me' should change to "not everyone is beautiful, including me" your gross.. especially with your fake hair, and nasty ass makeup... quit lying to yourself.. please.. every time i watch a video of you it just adds to the list of what i think is wrong with you..im sorry, but i really cant stand how conceited you are, when you have nothing to be conceited about.

  • 0:46-0:47.... such a lie... such a lie

  • do you feel pretty when you wear that wig? and why do you have to be gay?

  • >.> you can't spell beauty with your genes as they consist of the letters G,C,T & A ...not that i'm faulting what you're saying.. just had a nerd moment..

  • I love you chris, this is so funyn!

  • dude pick a sex already, are you a guy thats gay, or a woman thats straight, PICK ONE!

  • @MrPivotPie he's BOTH. do you have a problem with that? He's OBVIOUSLY mentally a women. But physically a man. Get over it! it's 2010.

  • @MrPivotPie he cant be a woman cuzz he has a penis... so he has to be an extremely gay guy.. a guy in denial

  • probably a great anarchist of our age. its not the gay thing..its that his views on many social issues in general are very anarchist.

  • Your just naturally ugly asz hell sorry i dont have a problem i wonder how ppl in your town bother having u in public, wow i feel bad for you im hotter and beautiful so dont try me im just a natural, hahaha cant help to be a wannabe, soo weird n sick, good life uglys

  • Dude, I was laughing & two seconds later you say. "You know that was fucking hilarious Sarah!" ... Well my names Sarah lol

  • From 0:46 you reminded me sooo much of a girl at my school. she'd totally do that. haha :)

  • 1:02 HAHAHA *sniff* "mmm! my ass!" XD

  • your are pretty :)

  • omg !!!! this was soooo FUCKING HILARIOUS !!!!

    lol..

    "god only knows the fumes your breathing in hahaa"

    i admire the way you can just think of things off the top of your head and say them smoothly

  • Your a breath of fresh beauty.

  • your a nutter but yer videos are funny as fuck

  • you're amazing!

  • Chris your the most positive person although some retards hate on you i love you your the funniest person in the world to all you haters just stop love you chris :]

  • Chris, dont mind what other say.

    I support you.

  • Don't forget your Penis, It Beautiful too!!!!!!! ^_^

  • is this a guy or a girl?

  • yh u think bout ur penis

  • O__O I GOTTA TRY

  • LOLzz!!!

  • "You know that was hilarious Sarah" stop pretending there is someone there

  • 1:50 :D:D:D:D lol.. lowe this part! :D

  • LMFAO!!! I love the part where you explain your DNA : )

  • Nice adams apple.

  • they videos are getting pointless now!

  • I'm always getting aggressiv while watching Chris C.

  • I think the only logical explanation for people responding positively to the poison he injects into society is that Chris C poisoned the Crocker has poisoned the water supply. SO QUICK MEMBERS OF AMERICA THROW OUT THAT CHRYSTAL LIGHT, OR ELSE BE TAKEN BY THE CHRIS PROPAGANDA!

  • hahahha dude that is soo funny! mmmm.... my ass!!!!!!!! hahahah omigod thats funny

  • you mean your shaved head :D,,, oh and your ugly. you basically copY UGLY.

  • Ahh great breathe in your fucking beauty i hope you choke on your toxic so called beauty. Your a fucking man go shave your beard.

  • When your mum looked down at you,

    you was a man so actually not a angel. Haha Btw, youve got problems.

    Try and give help? You give me nightmares.

  • HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:

    "you know in the genes and stuff mine actually spelled out beauty"

    OMG HE'S/SHE'S A GENIUS! HAHAHHAHAHA

  • haha love this !!!!!!!

  • i cant tell if hes using sarcasm or not. can someone tell me? cuz if he is i will laugh...and if hes not then im sorry but ur butt ugly.

  • Love it!!

  • lol you're amazing ms chris!!!!

  • you're amazing :)

  • x sniff x mmm my ....... belly button  roflmao

  • dude oyu gonna die one day beauty breathing because you ant beautiful at all and you will die of your uglyness and you do not have beauty in your gueans dude just look at you

  • Noooooot healthy...

  • lmao at the end.

    with the creepy country accent. :P

    You're hilarious.

    I love youuuu.

    It would make my life to meet you!

  • everyone who hates on chris in the comments, then if u dont like him, stop watching his videos! i happen to fucking love him and what he preaches! so go fuck off u losers!

  • So Chris you rock you tell them fucking haters!!! :) Me and Chris are Beauty Breathers :) best friends for life.

  • by ppl who bring u down...do u mean us?

  • I can beauty breath.

    Bitch I beauty breath every day.

    Thanks Boo!

  • best caffine ever... HAhahahahah Rofl!

    Luhh you chris! <33