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  • Hay - I'm a farmer..

  • Breaking news: If you follow up "Hey" with "how are you" a girl will get down on one knee and ask for your hand in marriage.

  • I just tell em if you wont go out with me I'm gonna hit you in the face with a can of soup!

  • Best line ever: I have money

  • I wonder what his line is when one is on the receiving end of a false rape allegation? What about when facing a custody battle with a bitter woman who suffers from borderline personality disorder?

    You see, David DeAngelo (Eben Pagan) is a guy who knows how to market and sell BS to people. Would you take advice from someone who freely admits he can't do crap with women in his other (marketing) programs?

  • @aussiebear22 ...Just because YOU are afraid of sex doesn't mean we all are......

  • @MrKp5259

    => One should be afraid, it is only common sense to any pragmatic individual. Given how the legal system has been changed to favour women by default. She can file a false rape allegation against you, and you'll be treated like a rapist from the word go. Guilty until proven innocent. Then you'll really see who your friends are.

    Oh, and you speak for all men?

  • Hey! That was lame. U got my attention

  • Guy: "Hey"

    Girl: "How dare u shout at me like that out of the blue..that's so rude"

  • what the fuck, i was waiting for ppl to crack out laughing from the awkwardness, then i realized this was serious hahahaha

  • "Hey" .. Yeah, this is way too general.

    If you want to get girls, it's really not that hard.

    The reason why you guys can't get laid is because you don't act like men. You need to be the alpha male and when you both dominant and confident, girls will respond to you.

    If you're looking for a guide to help you (a better one than these videos), then hit up MackMethods. com because the program on there is sick!

  • mine is FUCK ME BITCH!!!!

  • @ipodkorean Thats 3 words....

  • @ipodkorean ..& that rarely works on hotties(desperate scabs maybe??)

    So I am guessing you don't get a lot of girls???

  • I think you guys are missing the point, you need to turn your sarcasm detectors to "on". The point he's trying to make is that you don't need pick up lines, instead you need to work on yourself. Everybody wants the easy route, the "mystery method" route where you just use the lines and like magic you get the girl. David Deangelos program is about the hard route, looking inward and working on your inner game so you become an attractive person

    Then the only pick up line you'll need is HEY!

  • This guys a fuckin idiot

  • Hey i just shat my pants. Wanna go out!?

  • i paid $500 for this shit? - is that most of the guys are thinking

  • @ZoomZip lol. I'm lucky I can't afford it then. It is a bit too good to be true anyway. Nature has its own way of making sure not just any moron can pass on his genes

  • I'd just like to point something out, if someone is face down; on the ground,and someone that's practically twice their weight is on top of them... I've said too much... lol, no, seriously tho, whats funny, is people buy into this guys shit just b/c he SAYS he gets alot of women... theres no way to prove it... so, its brilliant!

  • Okay people who feel the need to watch these videos or attend these 'lectures' seriously grow a fucking pair stop being such a social retard and talk to a fucking woman. it's not hard.

  • LMFAOOO

  • The word "HEY" raises the voice and makes a man sound "feminine" as opposed to "Hello" which lowers the voices and makes you sound more "masculine" ! No one ever says "Hello" anymore, it shows more respect as opposed to "hey" which sounds like you are talking not showing genuinity.

  • i agree

  • i thought this guy was a stand up comedian in the suggested videos, so i was waiting for the joke and then i realised he was serious and i laughed any way. true story.

  • I can't believe this guy is serious and standing on a stage. Wow... how long did it take you to come up with that genius? All this time us men have been trying every way we know how to get women's attention, if we had only realized all we had to do was say "hey" we could have saved so much time. Thank you you guru of love, I'm gonna go get lots of dates now by saying "hey". not sure what to say after that, but like you said, ANYTHING will work.... cause hey is the aphrodisiac of greetings.

  • its true but

  • damn i say hey to everybody i know, i hope they don't get the wrong idea

  • there is an italian ipnotist(the best one in italy) that use like the vocalism "HAA HEEE MHHH" for make instant induction ipnosys cause he says that is really simple and primite also when was baby they was the fist thing we've learned and go inside the subconces mind.. i dont know if someone cares about this but could be the reason that even Deangelo knows:)

  • The bitch that's the second top comment needs to shut the fuck up and start sucking some dicks

  • OH GOSH, HES SOOOOOO FUNNY PEOPLE JUST FORGOT TO LAUGH. FAGASSHOLE

  • i like that only 1 person is clapping at the end =)

  • 'Hey... Do I sound manly enough right know?'

  • @JoyceJeeZ now*

  • What does a gay horse eat?

    Haaaaahaaay

  • Hey... Make me a sandwich

    lool

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  • REAL losers have to resort to memorized lines and tactics to get women.

  • @Kato00a memorized lines work, I can get your mom into bed with them

  • @TheCrossov3r Wow you are so cool with that mom joke. Memorized lines do work. That mom joke you just imposed on me was definitely memorized, and it made you look like a total dumbass with nothing intelligent to say. Keep it up man!

  • Hey..

  • F@gg0T

  • Jesus is LORD

  • women today and at any other time .... If they ran into a man with a dick.. Fold up like a five dollar bill. It's simple really... you have a dick... she knows.. you have a dick... she wants it...stop trying to put it in her ass. man the fuck up, do not fear a response. Flip a response. impregnate her with that feeling of she needs you... wants you. They are waiting on it. Look at em... standing around with their friends. ha ha ha.

  • The bottom line is...there is no perfect pick-up line. You have to be present in the moment, and be real

  • trying too hard to be nice to a girl wont get you laid, but trying too hard to "neg" her is pretty desperate too, you dont think girls have figured that shit out by now? this guy gets a little carried away coming up with ideas about how to be a prick, it kind of seems like he belives every woman is exactly the same and will only respond to total pricks.

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  • LOL the one guy who is clapping at the end. He probably thought this guy is a douche and hes just gonna clap him on his way and use that sarcastic moment for a serious message. oh u audiences are a hell of a bunch ^^

  • A normal greeting is better than any pick up line, well teached Deangelo

  • Shouting MOTHER FUCKER at the to of your voice would get anyone's attention. It's not exactly hard to gain attention. Pathetic advice. I hope those idiots in the audience were ripped off for this quality seminar.

  • Listen to this guy, and you're fucked.

  • no wonder he's a loner...

  • That was shit... For the first time i feel someone wasted my time, this is in nooo way helpful or new to anybody

  • the legend all PUA stuff come from this dude he basically wrote the book on pick up, Double your dating changed my life.

    all this seduction stuff come from David D we see today and all are cashing in on this dude for example you neg a girl back in my day it was cocky/funny.

  • so he's teaching people how to say hello?

  • @kzsklbgrdl

    Yes, he is teaching with this "Hey" (wouldnt shout "Hey" , in my opinion its stupid) that a normal greeting with the right purpose is better than any pick up line.

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  • Those who know, know, that a simple greeting is the ultimate pick up line.

  • That's right, kids! Say "hey" with a dull nasal voice and then just stand there and see what they do. Girls will *melt* at the sheer chaisma. ;)

  • what comes after "hey" better be charming or its a big turn off

  • who was that nerd clapping at end..that guy needs the class

  • that one guy that clapped in the end must've felt like a total loser afterwards.

  • Hey... you are utterly full of shit. (I only prefaced the intent of the conveyed meaning of the statement with "Hey" because it got your attention).

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  • WTF!!!

    

  • Gradual report - Pickup lines

    If you're spending time on YouTube, you might as well spend it useful

  • losers!!!

  • This is in fact stupid. If you are young and attractive you can also fart and get a woman's attention.

  • Has anybody ever seen any infield footage of David Deangelo ???

  • hey u suck

    

  • lol i thought this was a comedian

  • hey, hi, hello, all great convo starters XD

  • Jeez how did I end here, what a bunch of freaking losers...

  • hey i think u r stupid > who would like someone who hey her

  • Hey! This doesn't have to end up in rape you know.

  • "Hey... do I sound like a douche bag when I try to get your attention like this?"

  • @ate2fiver no,

    you sound like an asshole

    butt, girls love assholes ;)

  • @saprissa30 *clang*

  • @saprissa30 girls luv assholes cause there just cunts, it is what it is in a mans world, we got so much honor n integrity from being born without the option to be whores for sale that we can after we do real work be all the asshole we want to be, there just girls for fucks sake, a fucking toy that bleeds once a month n wears out its beaty in under ten years.

  • @ate2fiver You sound like a douche bag when you fail at making witty youtube comments and just come off as condescending or flat out ignorant.

  • @whatdupdoh Explain that to the other 36 people that agree with me.

  • @ate2fiver Maybe I just dont get your joke how is saying "Hey", douche bag?

  • My BEST Girls Pick Up Line is: Hey, you wanna fight? come to the boxing club and I will hit ya like a dog bitch.

  • I KNEW IT...for some reason i thought he was going to say hey haha

  • Hey, do you work at Subways? 'Cuz you just gave me a footlong.

  • OK, AFTER YOU SAY "HEY" WHATS NEXT.. STARE AT HER LIKE A DUMBASS!!

    LOL

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  • "you"hey.can i smell your pussy

    "chick" hell no

    "you" it must be your feet then you dirty cow.

  • hey,show me your tits

  • i used to say a loady HEY , then my football team passing the ball !!!!

  • Hey, dogs make me horny.

  • being a girl and looking at this guy, he seams to me like a macho jerk. tho I believe the "Hey" works..depending on how its said and definitely on what comes after it!

  • @kamileishon I must say that it's one of the very few times i agree with PUAs. Yes there is no need to approach with complicated lines. Hey is ok. But DeAngello, you know why? Because in the end it doesnt matter - most girls decide whether to give you a chance before you even open ur mouth. Skills only matter when she has to choose between various guys who are her "type" (note i didnt say between handsome guys, types is more complicated).

    Read SeductionMyth com - there is no seduction !

  • @kamileishon - David DeAngelo a macho jerk... ?!? Just look at him... he couldn't hurt a fly... :) I saw some of his stuff, he is really clever and funny. And he also seems good hearted. I don't see him ever gets Negative on a girl (maybe if she deserved it...) I really don't think he is the Guy you think he is... one thing is for sure, the man's a self made millionaire. You gotta respect that. salude, David.

  • HEY: You're a dick.

  • GENIUS OH MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!!! NOW I CAN GET EVERY GIRL I SEE

  • Hi there works better than hey

  • This dudes fucken retarded what a git -.-

  • hey bitch

  • @mrsimon181 lol

  • this is the most stupid thing i´ve ever heard in my entire life...

  • @fabricioface HEY

  • yerh i've used hey so much!!!!!!!!!! no actually hahahahaha!!!!!

  • @TheMatthewabbott mainly at clubs

  • Revolutionary.

  • Wow. I guessed right.

  • thats how i met my girlfriend lol

  • This is the fucking gayest shit I've ever seen in my life. If I needed help saying "Hey" to a woman, I'd need my dick sliced in 2.

    I trolled this shit harder then I smashed your mom's face.

    Omg a troll and a mom joke. I'm really awesome

  • @EthanTheManGerrits Seriously please for everybody else's sake be quite If you don't understand the point of this then don't go trolling about it. This guy is saying the absolute truth guy's are so stupid they try to find the best pick up line but such doesn't exist, Well it does it's "Hey".

  • Genius

  • I'm a girl and guys, he's so wise it makes him look hot, girls WE DONT LIKE pick up lines, they're cheesy, clumsy, and you seem to be trying to get us laid just act like him act confidently, be frank

  • @kustobarcelona get fucked.

  • he got a ppoint!

  • hay for horses, that stupid. women will be offended

  • i kinda saw it coming

  • Yo is out. Now it's Sup?

  • Lolz fail

  • whats wrong with excuse me?

  • me: "hey wanna go for pizza then fuck later?"

    her: "what?" / "excuse me?"

    me: "what you dont like pizza?"

  • @SleekWhip LOL

  • Listen guys when a woman hasn't gotten laid say for a year she doesn't care what you say cause she will take her panties off in the bedroom and want to fuck your brains out.

  • my friend used to say "hey yo bitch!" ...does that count? :P

  • @bwidger Aww man that was too funny!!!!

  • so dumb

  • Hey!.....my dad used to molest me so I've got really bad intimacy issues and I'm currently unemployed and living in my grandmother's basement

  • he gets me so pumped! what a guy

  • HEY!....HEY!....HEY BITCH!!!!

  • thumbs up for the 1 guy that clapped

  • genius!! i've just been walking up to girls and staring at them

  • Thumbs up if you said "Hey"

  • HEY! That's my parking spot. HEY! We already have kitty litter at home. HEY! Did you happen to see the most beautiful girl, who walked out on me?

  • wat about after u said hey..wtf

  • what about..."how u doin?" ;)

  • I've been saying that forever!

  • Incredible! Unglaublich! Kann ja wohl nicht wahr sein! Che cosa?

  • Hey, Got Hay?

  • Hey... is for horses.

  • you can tell this guy hates the fast that his telling his secrets

  • haha like 1 person laughed

  • hey..wanna fuck?

  • Would love to see the audience ,all taking notes and shit hahaha!!

  • playa's don't like to say hello

  • I usually just pop my dick in her mouth, if she spits it out I know she's not into me

  • @5959512

    no that means they're playing hard to get

  • Here in england we don't say "hey", we say "oi...WANKER!" LOL!

  • hahahahahaha.... Good one... "hey" hahaha... It works good!

  • I tried that once.....went something like this: "hey." "yes?" "uh..........*sweats*" "are you alright....?" "I HAVE TO GO." *runs from the room, luckily not screaming*

  • I work with tons of woman at my job ( hospital ) and I know this guy is crazy ..sorry ..The ONLY way a woman is going to pay any attention to you is 1: she finds you attractive in some way and the other is that you dont care about how she feels ...not to the point of being a dick but just your mostly focused on how you feel and what you have going on . It's that simple .

  • @Angryconsumernerd Dude trust me, this stuff works. I tried it

  • Hey! You stole my virginity!

  • I am not from English-speaking country and I can't get it, can someone explain me what "pick-up-lines" means? I heard it all the time..... thanks! :)