Easy Breakfast Burrito

[nycsprite2011]

I don't think thats a good ideal putting the tortilla on the burner, 1st it want on fire 2nd it got dirty 3rd it test like gas, but the recipe was good ..

[KiriouSs]

she sounds like louis from family guy :P

[ItsSomeDeadGuy]

What is this about salmon and cream cheese? This isn't a bagel, fuckass.

A REAL BREAKFAST BURRITO CONTAINS: A warm tortilla, scrambled eggs, sliced peppers (the hotter the better IMO though not everyone will agree), chorizo, a metric fuckton of cheese, and maybe some entirely gratuitous bacon. Now how hard was that?

Healthy? Not really. A good feast that will fill your stomach? Hell yes.

[nikolaibelinskizomb]

gross



[shylildude]

most of it is eggs lol

[ElaineXin]

who eats salmon for breakfast.?

[navdeep925]

if you have friends that was funny

[McBrideBoyz]

bacon eggs tomaot cheese tortia Breakfeast borrito its that simple

[jlcakes29]

I don't know any kids that would eat that.

[cassievasquez]

she left the stove on after she used it. DUMBASS

[Celie3678]

@Broxi1979 yep, PUKE on this one. "Bless her heart".

[WatDaStreetsCreated]

ewww

[cheeseintheair]

looks god damn delicious

[IntoTheMeatGrinder]

that looks gross.. btw voice crackle much?

[vancvrboy]

half of lb of cream cheese is little bit

[darkhelmut76]

leave the torts to us spanish

[simis7]

the burrito is so huge and fattening, she couldn't even fold it , WTF

[alphbet69]

This does not look good at all. Don't ever make this, you will die of a heart attack within minutes of eating an entire tub of cream cheese like that.

[bayareamayne]

How many calories do you suppose this burrito has? Im just curious because it looks really good ...

[KoolJayJ]

americans have weak tastebuds..... mexicans too........ all their food is so plain, bland and easy to make

[silversk8erz]

@KoolJayJ so which type of people have good food ? since mexicans or americans don't have great taste buds......

[KoolJayJ]

@silversk8erz chinese, thai, korean hell even japanese food has more taste

[cherri7]

@KoolJayJ no not true

[JoeShow3x]

@KoolJayJ Go back to sucking off Kangaroos you Aussie fag.

[KoolJayJ]

@JoeShow3x go back to jacking of to justin bieber while eating your processed fatty greasy shit

[raunchy1313]

mmmmm...... just like my mexican mama used to make

[KahlEhjavec]

wtf tortilla directly on fire? Yes it's great if you wanna get cancer lol

[DaAlzki7852]

@KahlEhjavecWhere did you hear that nonsense u dumb fu<k? Only if you expose ur self to several ( and i mean it has to be pounds!!) of meat that is burnt you might have a .0001% chance of exposure to a carcinogen. That stupid rumor of yours only applies to black burnt foods and which isnt even remotely as dangerous as you make it!!! And its not even breads idiot!!! Do you eat toast? I dont have to place a source so look it up, biiiiatch!!

[Morscorpus]

You realize people cook over fire all the time right?

Not exactly like this-but its the same concept.

Or even lighter fluid on charcoal.. (comparison to her fire which is most like powered by propane.)

Hell I've seen people throw on food right after they douse the coals with lighter fluid, its not good for you but they still do it.

It may have been proven that burnt food can give you cancer, but the chance is so low its ridiculous.

[ThePoopChef]

this breakfast burrito was easy, but not as much as my wife :/

[captainrichspicedrum]

DELICIOUS. Poor lady sounds nervous =[ cheer up mam u did great

[ellington101]

this woman is a retard.

[OscarMaris]

@ellington101 she's actually doing something. you just sit on your ass insulting people. who's the real retard?

[RitvarLegend]

lol most americans actually thinks that Burritos came from United States

[falcondriver100]

@RitvarLegend Nobody I know thinks that. However the BREAKFAST burrito WAS invented in the U.S.

[ginteardrops]

i would never eat this burrito. Ever...

[LemonTwennySeven]

this was SO bunk.

[TheMelanar]

yeah... we now know that she'll die of cardiac arrest

[richandtreacle]

i bet any money granny is a marketing executive for mission and has never cooked jack fucking all in her life she got where she is in life not by cooking but by sucking and fucking ,,so granny put down the tortilla and get on a new mission and assume the the position and get back down on your knees COME ON

[iamegggirl]

I remember one night I got terribly drunk and threw up...it looked like this burrito.

[sexymodelboy]

What kind of breakfast is this? Puke

[HEXtaC]

Grandma loves the 'erbal cigarettes. XD

[malproxy]

"a little bit of cream cheese"?! that was practically a whole tub!

[guzabaza]

@malproxy thats what i said to myself too when i saw her lmfao !

[grlysoccerstud]

cream cheese? salmon?? eggs??? red onion???? spinach????? salsa??????Wow doesn't sound good for breakfast or any other meal

[lizmo111]

notice she doesn't eat the thing...watever crap is really is...ugh is the salmon..uhh cooked??

[sp3ci41]

Errrw Fuckin shit

[elegise]

they lost me at salmon

[Pavillian]

Yuck!!! Those aren't eggs!!!

[TheBeastWithinYou]

? uhhm yeah they were rofl..

[Huba588]

TURN OFF YOUR BURNER WOMAN!

[zacishectic123]

WOAHHHHH!!!!! looks soooooo goood!

[balletgirl2311wp]

i wanted to puke

[emilm]

If you make food a certain way or add a certain ingredient because of the color, then that's a little dumb in my opinion. Do it for the nutritional value not because of how it looks.

[eletronicguru]

I found.

that.

all Breakfast Burritos.

are the ultimate pothead food.

They're filling.

customizable.

and far better than dry cheerios.

[gdub12345]

lol if you want kids to eat something else tell them to fucking eat it or go hungry, and its herb not erb.

[xh0tch0c00latex]

fucking noob

[clemow1]

Learn to roll a burrito!

[onvogmasaj]

too damn busy.

[onvogmasaj]

wtf salmon?! for breakfast? what are you?! a cat?! can i has brkfest burito?!

[marcobrooo]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHA

[r3mz91]

You give my normal breakfast burritos nightmares...

[anthonypalladeno]

That looks sooo non-dank...

[xxlsinzlxx]

that looks disgusting....

[senorpapparazzo]

that does not even look like a tortilla ... is more of a pita bread ... dude this whole video is just awful!

[ajanixa]

that does not look yum! i mean.. shouldn't food still be good-tasting??? ...scrambled eggs and smoked salmon?!?! eww!

u wanna go classy, use smoked salmon, cream cheese, and some capers...

u wanna go all kiddo style, give the kids some sausages and that scrambled eggs with fake salsa...

there's a pretty thin line between creativity and doing things out of absolutely no clue -_-

[senorpapparazzo]

i agree with you ... i looks awful ... and besides i am mexican and believe me ... a somked salmon and egg burrito???? .... dude ... that is an insult to mexican food ... wakala!!!!

[EMPANIZADO666]

esa puta gringa k sabe de comida mexicana

[neaiancu]

i wouldn't eat that ...

[thearyan3]

Fuck this spic wetback "food" shit. This Mexican shit probally tastes like garbage anyway, exactly why someone would want to it spic food is beyond me.

14/88

[d00derman]

Cause it tastes better than quiche or whatever you assclowns eat in your klan wizard meetings.

[chutubeme]

thearyan3,hey hey mexican food is one of the most delicious food in the world i feel bad for you ,you are missing out on good food

[youssoufbakra]

Stupid fuckin americans and their eating habits...

[Deyman123]

USA is the fattest country in the world, at least so i heard...

[wikidiznit]

actually its australia now

[farmgrade]

2nd isn't anything to brag about.

[wikidiznit]

lol, i know, but still. im not trying to stick up for the usa btw, im english

[mehdan2]

this puta should not add raw spinach and lox is too expensive

[rabbitsrock07]

Breakfast? I wouldn't be able to have that for breakfast...lunch, yes.

[sirdracke]

a rare combination

[UberPwnageTony]

People are fat enough, don't encourage them with videos on food. Cmon.

[robertburchell]

Grill the tortilla to save on the fat!!

THEN

Slather that baby up with half a tub of creamcheese!

I dont understand..

[momo2967]

All u hav 2 do is put sourcream and grill it wat's there not 2 understand?

[mtkalltheway]

Because she wants to make a light Burrito by using less fat, but then putting so much creamcheese in it!!!!

[ratchet1215]

Yeah, good point...

[scoutcube1]

momo you are a HUGE RETARD. and mtkalltheway is just using common sense

[SPLITSHANX]

lmao, i agree w/ the comment below me, its funny/ true

[dappadan26]

a little bit of cream cheese????looked like half a kilo

[theblue64]

That looks very yummy!

[saltcar8]

now that looks good!