Jeff Dunham and Melvin

[alexcostea89]

lol..2:24..sounds just like Peanut xD

[melvinhage]

OMG My name is Melvin.

[Tompieman]

1:50 = lovely

[JTF374]

"Im glad Im wearing new shorts!" lol!

[trinigemz1995]

@JTF374 lol he says "loose shorts"

[nikki32498]

Hahahhahaha Jeff dunham Is funny as hell hahaha

[zanderbal]

Melvin has Squidwards nose with an erection!

[ak47peekaboo]

HEY TERRORIST FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU

[juangonzalez09]

j: so u have the same powers as superman?

M: yess! w/ HAHA

j: well can u stop a speeding bullet?

M: ehh once..

crowd ... hahahahahaha

M: shut up it hurts like hell !..

[J1mmyist]

Not one jew joke....

[commando414]

LOL!! AQUAMAN AND SPONGEBOB!

[carlorak1995]

2:04 is that freddie wong?

[massarwe100]

j:who is your biggest opponet i mean the good evil?

m:super hulk?

j:why?

m:because he always slams car doors on me like peanut.

j:what did he do?

m:you forget?

j:yes and you?

m:yes

[massarwe100]

j:who is your biggest opponet i mean the good evil?

m:super hulk?

j:why?

m:because he always slams car doors on me like jose jalapeno

[85turtle]

j: how about hulk?

m: why do you like the hulk?

j: you know the angrier he gets, the stronger he gets

m: yeah just like every white trash guy on COPS

LMAO and a good point

[passtourme]

way lam,i arold ni

[ssteellaa]

Ebay should get a new marketing line "Ebay where superheroes shop... sort of" lol

[aortagtnj]

watch?v=R02tbrZSO3I

[SpagettieyXD]

He kinda looks like Bubba J.

[guitarlordification]

melvin looks like lelsie nielson.

[Aernox97]

whats a W-H-O-R-E is it a cling on?

Me LMFAO

[Tubbs3695]

Anyone noticed when Melvin says I can fly....Jeff says really in the same voice?

[Mzlewie]

o thats stands for mi theme song....so wats ur theme song.....DUH DAA DAA DUH

[CODLeGeNdMaKeRz]

wats a wahore? lmfao

[nathmarsh1]

this crap is so fricken funny

[xeroxFIN]

Jeff: What is the D stand for?

Melvin: Oh that's my theme song

Jeff: Your theme song, what is your theme song?

Melvin: Da Dada Daa!

[foxofdeath100]

achmed must have died if walter gassed him

[Klevfors]

@foxofdeath100 hes already dead so whatevaaaaaaa

[XxORANGEPHOENIX]

Omg this is so funny ha ha oh I can't see through silicon

[1001taylorswift2]

Can u stop a speeding bullet?

...once...

*laughing*

Shut up...it hurts like hell...

[bHAMUDI]

LMAO!! super-man have issus!!........

[1985AcesWild]

hey could avoid all the fuss and walk around the f ing thing ...i cant course 

[festes03]

we had the A bomb the H bomb now its time for the F bomb lol

[DeadMouseStife]

WHAT A NOSE

AARRRRRRRR IT'S POKING ME

[GGoiramxX]

checkers lololloloolololoololololololoo­loololoololool

[horrorking123]

j: it's as plain a s the nose on your , ohhh!! hahahaaha jeff dunhams the funniest guy on earth

[austun123]

It is almost as obvious as your nose on your.... O sorry

[RoseBloodBlack]

HES BIG HES POWEER FULL PLEASE HELP ME WELCOME THE SUPERHERO....melvin.

YOU ROCK

[midgetman11215]

2:27

[PJ43b]

he is great!!

[1Macke]

I love looking at booobis (A)

[SasukeXsAkura31]

can u stop a speeding bullet?

...once...SHUT UP!!!...it hurts like hell...

[SasukeXsAkura31]

how far can u throw me? lol ssssooo funny!!

[rezhin89]

i don't like this superhero asshole

[taibraun]

The volume is REALLY low.

[2009kabool]

thatz is not even fucking funny reces ass bitches

[SuperThecoolest]

dddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmm her is a fuck up boy he can suck my dick

[midgetman11215]

@SuperThecoolest uhhh..... you gay?

[jgallo02]

not his best stuff, but funny.

[22edogg]

LOL

[MrArieLodder]

is nouse like's a dick.

WHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[michaelman2400]

too bad those are souper hooters lol

[coradensha670]

What's a wha-hore? XDD

[luke30800]

brilliant

[falloutman211]

looks like a dude from the flinstones

[Funqie]

Barney?

[falloutman211]

@Funqie yea

[live2laph]

the sound melvin makes at 2:24 sounds like sweet daddy d

[MrPulpo111]

dadddadada

[melinagal23able]

absolutely fing hillarious!!!! LOL!!! LMAO!

[Sims2bat1105]

so funny

[TheMisseli79]

2:20 xDD ofmg ...

[TheMisseli79]

Ta Tatatata ! xDD

[TheMisseli79]

how long can you throw me ? xD

[TheMisseli79]

Fly away ! xD

[hapetreefriend]

Sorry no j ignor the j I'm on my iPod and I messed up

[hapetreefriend]

She said she acted like an h.o.r.e. Oh u J

Mean a w.h.o.r.e what's a wa hore is that a cling on. Lol

[celine10101]

what's a wa hore? is that like a cling on?

lol xD

[hapetreefriend]

She said she acted like an h.o.r.e u mean a whore what's a wa hore

[123imadoofus]

every time i get a king hed blow it up! lol

[copavida]

is it just me or this puppet look at the guy from the movie "Get Smart", the main character

[spazmonkeygamer]

Ich liebe Jeff Dunham. Ich wünsche, dass er nach Kanada kommen würde

[flyswatter123456789]

this is so awesome. melvin is awesome and he is so cute.

[XGirlsXlikeXGirlsX45]

melvin is weird but i luv the othr vids wit the othr puppets

[Joker2One]

I dunno why...But Melvin looks and sounds cute. ^^''

[pink09xx]

i love lookin at boobies ahaha

[coolwaves808]

melvin should be on his show and they could show him fighting crime... XD

[halo3vidsonly]

if he battles the bad kind of crime, does that mean there is a good kind?

[Tyee59]

Great Act

Is it just me  or does Melvin look like the comedian Jeremy Hotz LOL must be the nose

[psottmd]

Outstanding.

[Tigress4324]

awesome.

[cutlersbutler02]

1:01 lol

[bhgameman]

p  q

p

[jww112093]

Girl at 2:27 Dynamite Jugs! I think they were winking at me.

[faythkurisu]

xD "If you had a theme song, it would be Lalalalalaaaa!" I love how almost all Jeff's characters call him gay.

[jww112093]

Well he drives a prius.

[ramales160316]

melvin kill a human

[mairfly09]

Shut up! It hurts like hell

[caramellol1]

j: so melvin what r ur superpowers?

m: flying

j: how far can u fly?

m:how far can u throw me?

[luigi1002]

they should keep him

[1055thesummit]

No it doesnt

[12345Taylor54321]

lol!

J: what does the "d" stand 4?

M: my theme song

J:whats ur theme song?

M: da da da daaa!

[JeSsIeJeS123]

What's a w-hore?  XDD

[dwirt]

i think he is funny

[bigman570]

His face is halarious

[stroppyloppy]

Where did you get it?

That's only known to superheroes

Ebay?

DAMMIT! How did you deduce that??

[danixclaire]

hahaha "i think the president should curse"

and he did. :)

[rkjheelan99999]

Xtreme Ko0l ...

[PixiieDust93]

Sounds too much like Peanut :/

but still funny xD

[wrmspatriot]

Hey terrorists!

F you!!

Haha!

[bbrawler1]

hey u i love this vid

[xguessmynamex]

can you stop a speeding bullet?

once.

pure genius :D

[iluvbooboostewart11]

he is halarious

[phonzie90]

MElvin the Superhero lol

[ShakiraRoxAmber]

what's a w-hore?

[Kassie12393]

awesome

[djonurse]

oohh babyy !!

hannah fricking morse..

all tha wayy !!!

((:

[Dansville22]

hannah morse....

[roxysurf23]

i love this man sooo much

[snozwanger234]

haha "is that like a clingon"

[bookworm1138]

its "klingon" NOOB!

[tommacclesby]

Really really bad. Lazy comedy, based on stereotypes already ten years out of date. And he's not even that good a ventriloquist. There's such a low standard of comedy in America, why is that?

[TheDemonBatista]

out of the millions who watch n find his comedy funny, there is allways one stick up the butt person, hes a great Ventrilquist he can do so many diffrent voices sounds which alot cant do, u give it a try n let us all critise your work.

[LJKBIGMAC]

i bet u couldnt do any better, i know i cant, and if u can u better post a vid

[canbow12]

i love looking at boobies

[snozwanger234]

ta tata taaa!

[RicardoSantia]

Can you stop a bullet?

Once...

XDDD

[ThinLizzy3324]

tatatataaaaa!!! =D great

[andrayathevampire]

dadadadaaa

melvin is lovely

[RoCoSoundS]

oh i forgot i cant see throw silicons =))

[admydragon]

shutuuuuuup

[david88441]

some of those lines sound like peanut

[crissybabe21]

ur rite!!

[SuperVideomaniac]

his real outstanding feature is that honker of his...

it means nose, by the way.

[laiholover666]

how far can u fly???how far can u throw me???ahahahahahahaha...its funny as hell...

[Hannah55466]

achmed?

YES!!

what kind of battle was it?

Checkers.

[ladysamsam13]

hahaha this one funny but peanut halurias!!!!hahahhaha

[gamebloops]

LOL pause at 0:12 it looks like hes taking a crap HAHAHAHAHAHA :P

[crissybabe21]

lol i say it 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[emma101renee]

dude this is really perverted but its funny at the same time lol!

[xKadyDeSchrijver]

I'm from Belgium and i'm addicted to this DVD !!! :D

[mrhoboslayer]

that my friend is a superhero secret.......ebay.....DAMNIT lol

[amandajunebby]

"oh, I forgot, i can't see through cylicone"

haha

[thegaribay3]

lame

[scottrolen123]

this is my first time watchin him and i have to say hes funny. jolly good

[glempa5]

Watch Peanut, youll laugh your ass off ;)

[scottrolen123]

omg peanut...peanut..lol

[boisbrut]

OH SHIT CONGRATZ

[teeseelacks]

ya peanut if awesome

[1funnnydude]

lol "whats a wahore, is it like a cling on?"

[tnhl77]

klingon like star trek

[CallaCherry]

i can fly!

really, how far?

how far can you throw me? :D

that's sooo funny (:

[Rachael77]

Melvin is sooo cute

[shawty4666]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhh­aha lol thats some funny shit

[NinaVad]

I think peanut is the best (:

[inuyashawave]

mee too

[kissorwhat]

that for my theme song and were you got the custum? ebay!

[dabycle]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahyahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahah

[xXLootBagXx]

lol this is hilarious... if she had a themesong it would be "Tatatata!"

[SelDemandJbfan]

soo funny!!

[mileyfan1008]

he kinda sounds like walter jeff dunham is the best comedian

[skullbasher115]

he sounds like peanut

[comptonbrotha]

Walter is the best

[Sly922]

"Melvin do you have powers?"

"Aha"

"Realy"

"aha"

"I can fly how far?"

"How far can you throw me"?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

[Bikutolu]

"Oh your sick...........YES!"

[155390]

"Oh wait, I forgot. I can't see through silicon." :)

[robbomoffett]

This is probably his worst one

[lynkkx]

kinda the same traits and habbits as peanut...