This... is the funniest parody I have ever seen. I do photography/Videography in Scottsdale and this is about 80% accurate. I'm not to sure about the Italians in the pics, but GODDAM theY are sure look-a-likes. Popped collar, frosted tips, afflicted, designer products, cougars, and a parking lot full of over priced vehicles....Yup! That's Scottsdale alright.
ive lived in scottsdale since i was 3 and the people are not guidos theres just alot of wealthy people and wannabee gangsters and easy girls but thats just how people depict scottsdale at first glance. Every city has those kinds of people in it.
been in Scottsdale for 20 years...should have moved out after the first year. Lots of whannabees with limited cultural refinements,limited education and what little brains they have is rotted away by the summer Sun.
@neilzep That comment from a 44 year old man... yea proves your probably a Gardner or wallmart employee... I guess Id be angry to be a low life person like yourself lol..
@piji1981 its Walmart and Gardener....KID,then being Canadian thats how you ppl probably write anyway......Oui?...now go back to McDonalds and flip a burger.
@neilzep Yea that's what I taught.. an old angry low life.. :D probably without a wife or a very nasty one and driving a 13 y/o car.. or a bus pass .. :D Enjoy working till your 75 :D
@piji1981 moron also changed his country to the USA. Stupid fuck doesnt even know where he lives or probably got scared of being stalked.LOL. Over and out....TWIT.
@neilzep Awww You mad ? :D First, it is *doesn't* before criticizing my second language, try to learn your first (and probably only) properly. I am Canadian, recently moved in the US ..of course this is something you might not understand since you will probably never get to experience it. They don't make those transfer for JCpenney employee. Now old calm down and take your pills before that old tired heart of your crashes and burn. lol
Never been to AZ. But may I suggest that all these losers who watch way too much "Jersey Shore" get drafted into a posse and assault the LP/OPs that their precious coke dealers run on the mountains bordering Mexico. Maybe they'll get to kill an illegal alien drug smuggler or two before they're all butchered. A win-win situation...
Hey You Fucking IDIOT......The people at the Scottsdale bars are from OTHER states visiting....tourist..MORON. And your hair my friend has DOUCHEBAG written all over it
oh my, I just recently made the connection with this video and this supranational movement of douchebaggery that's taking over media culture. I thought it was local flavor of some sort...
This is Absolutely true about all Duschebags... Not just Scottsdale.. But Scottsdale is the D-bag capital for sure... I have been out in that town... The dudes are Idiots!.. They all wear the same jeans, same shirts, same gay frosted hair... It's hysterical cause they think they are so cool... Huge Fucktards...
ok that is really judgemental people from scottsdale are normal and you would know that if u actually went there it is a really nice place and there arent as many rich people as u think!!! the only snobby rich people i have met from az are ones that live in a mansion on a mountain that go to a private school it is just like that anywhere else!!! and the only like amazing thing about everyone there is their tan but thats just cuz its so hot!
@HannahFanMileyFan8 This isn't necassarily judging people from Scottsdale, it is more so directed at the actual douchebags there. There's no doubt there are normal people there, but clearly, there is a large population of stereotypical douches.
As a Scottsdale resident I can assure anyone who's watching this that this is only true at some Scottsdale bars, and not in Scottsdale on the whole. And it's true at the Fashion Square mall. The nearby Starbucks has it pretty bad, too. Come to think of it, just don't come here if you don't like snobs.
@XxPigsSayRawrxX Yeah, I have family in Scottsdale too,whenever we visit we never seen anyone like this at the Scottsdale bars. ..Definately look like NJ douchbags lol
. Wen me mucker and I arrived, right, we were told that there were no rooms in the bloomin' main 'otel (convention); so the chuffin' hotel gave us one of their right pricey bungalows. At the time, them bungalows went for 'round $200 per night...probably free or four times that amount now. The bloomin' quote for a regular 'otel room hammer and tack ffen were $50 per night. So we got this fancy bungalow for the same price as a room in the main 'otel. Fought that were a posh gesture by the hotel.
I've lived out here for my entire life and every time I go to Scottsdale I see one of these walking jokes I just laugh at all the STDs they must have. Only the most mindless girls like that look on a man. I like a real man that can look good with out their body weight in hair gel and a man that can change a tire.
ya, I worked at a scottsdale restaurant/bar and you have a few that are snotty up north..but not everyone..just because they have money (although I don't agree with spending money like that) doesn't automatically make them bad
They also try to portray women as gold diggers even if women are working for a paycheck. They make sexual advances at women like it's a good ole boy thing to do. Pat on the back for the good ole boys, or the another excuse, that's a man for ya. No wonder our country is going down hill, I wonder if these men treat their mothers as second class citizens.
Wow, I was just in Scottsdale and this vid is not true. It could be that I didn't spend enough time there or go to the places where these kind of people would be, but people there weren't as snotty as this video wants to make them out to be.
@burbonboy HAHAHA IM FROM BROOKLYN AND I LAUGH HOW THESE WIGGERS AND DUOUCHES THINK THEY ARE GANSTERS FROM THE OLD DAYS ITS A WARPED FUCKED UP THING , AND LOOKS RETODDED
Good music. You almost have a future in music videos. Seems you've been screwed by some of those whose photos you put into the video. Nice job nonetheless. Try going out and have some fun for yourself some time.
I am from Canada, I had no idea what Scottsdale was, I watched a couple of videos that kept mentioning the city so I had to figure why it sucks... I think from the photos of the city doesn't look bad, so is it just the people?
Also, I notice all of them have spiky hair, does that mean their douche bags? lol... Because I also have spiky hair and I think its awesome style, I been doing it since I was 8 and now im 22 and still spiking! So, if that makes me a douche, yayz!
Yeah, the people in Scottsdale are an awful breed of people. No one likes them. At all.
I don't know how to describe them quite. They are white rich kids who have never worked a day in their life and won't be friends with people who make less than X Amount of money, or people who wear anything but special brand name jeans.
Douchebag is really the best word for these twats.
My guess is the underlying economic damage this sort of lifestyle leads to. Not to mention the immorality of lying. Still, I tend to agree that putting these concepts together in a generalized fashion put to music runs the risk of becoming a 'chant' mentality, and instantly judges ignorance as sub-human. Unfortunately, willful ignorance tends to be just that. My Humble O: Do what you will with the info-sculpture here presented, but don't forget that its not our place to judge one and other.
@PhxPride1 Tell the truth man, you're just pissed because he wrecked your game. Put the gel down and back away from the self tanner, you'll be OK in a few days.
@PhxPride1 Hmmm? I'm from the East Coast but live in LA, and we don't have Italians here. I thought that it was because they didn't come west of the Rockies, lest they be mistaken for Mexicans, but after watching this I can only surmise that you have them there and that we don't have them here because PHX is cheaper for housing those enrolled in the Witness Protection Program and/or that it's just a better place to get yourself lost, since very few people who actually know anybody live there.
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OMG just a few weeks ago i visited scottsdale, and they are nothing bad, they are just like you! they are normal people! so what if they are used to seeing skinny people and blonde hair and perls but so what! what if someone did that to you!
what cracks me up is that the majority of the people who are calling snottsdale club goers douchebags are also snottsdale club going douche bags.... its pretty simple, if your ideal club is Axis Radius, next, myst, suede, crown room etc etc.... your a fucking douche bag....
Sounds like a great place to teach dental health Louisville Slugger style. Aww wassa matter? You three hair gel queers don't look so cool w/ only 1 tooth left between the three of you. Make sure to share it to eat with before daddy buys you some caps. And quit bleeding on my leather before you get a wood shampoo!
ij ust met someone from scottsdale and he informed me of the douches I wanna go just to put these douches in place I am from Canada and we love life! we aren't some pansy assess who need to act chochy in order to think we are cool
You know what, I seen a couple shows about canada, well one wasn't about it but in Bowling For Colobine he goes there and talks to people, saw a couple other documentaries taking place there.I think I would like Canada just fine. BUT would canada like Me?
hahaha dont get me wrong...canadians arent all perfect...a lot like americans...but yes us Canadians accept everyone...especially us people from Saskatchewan, Canada! as long as u don't think ur better or worst off as anyone we will all love :)
One of those looks like Martini Ranch in scottsdale, I used to do security there back in 2000, whenever we had a problem with someone they would ALWAYS say "do you know who I am?" ...clowns....you should google and find an active copy of the Douche cologne spoof, its awesome, however it keeps getting banned for Copyright infringement...
Fuck...I was planing on visiting Arizona just for some cigars at CigarKing...and now I'm hesitating, do to the fact that I might have to plow through a bunch of coked up dooche-bags in my Ford Explorer.
This pretty much sums up why I NEVER go to Scottsdale.
napalmocean 2 weeks ago
I wrote "Scottsdale douchebag" after watching a True Life episode
sixamsedna 2 months ago
This... is the funniest parody I have ever seen. I do photography/Videography in Scottsdale and this is about 80% accurate. I'm not to sure about the Italians in the pics, but GODDAM theY are sure look-a-likes. Popped collar, frosted tips, afflicted, designer products, cougars, and a parking lot full of over priced vehicles....Yup! That's Scottsdale alright.
JeffSecorsky 5 months ago
great vid bro.
TheManolakis 5 months ago
This video does not make any sense. What was the point.
aBenDragon 6 months ago
If you go to scottsdale its nothing like this
PancakesBP 6 months ago
@PancakesBP OH YES IT IS...
1968bigcity 5 months ago
envy . . . sad
cohibart 8 months ago
ive lived in scottsdale since i was 3 and the people are not guidos theres just alot of wealthy people and wannabee gangsters and easy girls but thats just how people depict scottsdale at first glance. Every city has those kinds of people in it.
swagmountain1 8 months ago
where the hell in scottsdale do you go?
brontokrew 8 months ago
have sex with me
Freakword55 9 months ago
2:32. So true.....
falconflyer34 9 months ago
NO...you really ARE a douche. Dont sell yourself short Mr. Massengill.
VoodooPolitico 10 months ago
i think chronic future hit the nail on the head with scottsdale brat
rabbhimself2008 10 months ago
been in Scottsdale for 20 years...should have moved out after the first year. Lots of whannabees with limited cultural refinements,limited education and what little brains they have is rotted away by the summer Sun.
neilzep 10 months ago 2
@neilzep So.. it took you 20 years to realize you hated this place ? And you dare say that people have rotten brains.... Clap..Clap..Clap..
piji1981 6 months ago
@piji1981 "My faggot meter is off the charts!"
neilzep 6 months ago
@neilzep That comment from a 44 year old man... yea proves your probably a Gardner or wallmart employee... I guess Id be angry to be a low life person like yourself lol..
piji1981 6 months ago
@piji1981 its Walmart and Gardener....KID,then being Canadian thats how you ppl probably write anyway......Oui?...now go back to McDonalds and flip a burger.
neilzep 6 months ago
@neilzep Yea that's what I taught.. an old angry low life.. :D probably without a wife or a very nasty one and driving a 13 y/o car.. or a bus pass .. :D Enjoy working till your 75 :D
piji1981 6 months ago
@piji1981 go get laid...LOSER and get a life you troll. Probably never got enough attention as a child. Take your Ritalin today. Clown
neilzep 6 months ago
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neilzep 6 months ago
@piji1981 moron also changed his country to the USA. Stupid fuck doesnt even know where he lives or probably got scared of being stalked.LOL. Over and out....TWIT.
That song above is about you.....big Douche!
neilzep 6 months ago
@neilzep Awww You mad ? :D First, it is *doesn't* before criticizing my second language, try to learn your first (and probably only) properly. I am Canadian, recently moved in the US ..of course this is something you might not understand since you will probably never get to experience it. They don't make those transfer for JCpenney employee. Now old calm down and take your pills before that old tired heart of your crashes and burn. lol
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DEPPICH22 11 months ago
whats this video about? My dad lives in scottsdale, and iv'e been there many times, there is alot of diversity.
highoncandy2000 11 months ago
@highoncandy2000 No way. Its the most culturally devoid place on Earth
cheyboo67 2 weeks ago
@cheyboo67 after living in scottsdale for the last 4 months. I 100% agree.
highoncandy2000 2 weeks ago
wow, thats Scottsdale? No wonder it was a red state.
KozmoJ68 11 months ago
Wow, is this how the world see's us? how sad. oh, by the by. NOBODY looks like this in scottsdale. just saying.
1shredIce1 11 months ago
Wow, is this how the world see's us? how sad.
1shredIce1 11 months ago
Come one 4409. the last thing you want to do is hate on an entire city. Even if they deserve it.
herbinsmoker 11 months ago
fuck guitos
animalcrackers1232 1 year ago
Sadly, Agent Smith was right...
rea1001 1 year ago
sheldeezie! what does 4409 stand for anyway?
InkTherapyOi 1 year ago
Never been to AZ. But may I suggest that all these losers who watch way too much "Jersey Shore" get drafted into a posse and assault the LP/OPs that their precious coke dealers run on the mountains bordering Mexico. Maybe they'll get to kill an illegal alien drug smuggler or two before they're all butchered. A win-win situation...
combatjm89 1 year ago
They were douches back in the late 1980s when I got dragged into one.
Robbob9933 1 year ago
Hey You Fucking IDIOT......The people at the Scottsdale bars are from OTHER states visiting....tourist..MORON. And your hair my friend has DOUCHEBAG written all over it
mjw9363 1 year ago
I'm not a douche, I don't do drugs, and I'm not rich, and I've lived in Scottsdale my entire life.
keithfish5050 1 year ago
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Jensborg 1 year ago
Nice trumpet solo.
savemyplaylist 1 year ago 2
95% of the regulars at the Scottsdale bars are Fuck-Tards.... They are basically Gay and just font know it yet...
bthompson805 1 year ago
oh my, I just recently made the connection with this video and this supranational movement of douchebaggery that's taking over media culture. I thought it was local flavor of some sort...
this is dangerous
alleygh0st 1 year ago
@alleygh0st Yeah, we have the same douches here, except ours go the whole nine yards and wear lipgloss like broads.
adriannicus 1 year ago
all those dudes got the same hair style hahaha.
qetuo1000 1 year ago
LMFAO
Robbob9933 1 year ago
what the suuuuck, I live in Scottsdale, and there's lyke no one lyke that
SonnyDazeAZ 1 year ago
@SonnyDazeAZ Are you sure you're not 'lyke' that.
brinniebabe 1 year ago
Well that one of the gayist vid i ever seen.
zigzag024 1 year ago
This is Absolutely true about all Duschebags... Not just Scottsdale.. But Scottsdale is the D-bag capital for sure... I have been out in that town... The dudes are Idiots!.. They all wear the same jeans, same shirts, same gay frosted hair... It's hysterical cause they think they are so cool... Huge Fucktards...
bthompson805 1 year ago
i livd in scottsdale 4 about 5 years and this is spot on tha city is full of these subhuman fuktards they deserv a holocaust
Zarathustra1919 1 year ago 2
@Zarathustra1919 your comment made me laugh out loud
creeping777 1 year ago
ok that is really judgemental people from scottsdale are normal and you would know that if u actually went there it is a really nice place and there arent as many rich people as u think!!! the only snobby rich people i have met from az are ones that live in a mansion on a mountain that go to a private school it is just like that anywhere else!!! and the only like amazing thing about everyone there is their tan but thats just cuz its so hot!
HannahFanMileyFan8 1 year ago
@HannahFanMileyFan8 This isn't necassarily judging people from Scottsdale, it is more so directed at the actual douchebags there. There's no doubt there are normal people there, but clearly, there is a large population of stereotypical douches.
brinniebabe 1 year ago
I use to be a metro-sexual, dont know if that made me a douche, but it def. made me get laid.
azrial4421 1 year ago
why is George lucas a douche?
azrial4421 1 year ago
And this is why I party in Phoenix. Too bad the bars are nicer in Scottsdale =(
aqabrandon 1 year ago
Metrosexual queers shouldn't exist.
Gipuloe 1 year ago
outh sdale has soo much potential they need 2 make it bigger.
Joshy51112 1 year ago
lmao, kinda hit the nail on the head there....i cant lie, some of them douches are my friends....but they are tools.
OrangeCrush0881 1 year ago
As a Scottsdale resident I can assure anyone who's watching this that this is only true at some Scottsdale bars, and not in Scottsdale on the whole. And it's true at the Fashion Square mall. The nearby Starbucks has it pretty bad, too. Come to think of it, just don't come here if you don't like snobs.
MrStimpy77 1 year ago
im from scottsdale ._. lived there for 4 years with my dad I find this offending cus Ive never seen anyone look like this up there e_e
XxPigsSayRawrxX 1 year ago
@XxPigsSayRawrxX Yeah, I have family in Scottsdale too,whenever we visit we never seen anyone like this at the Scottsdale bars. ..Definately look like NJ douchbags lol
MELISSA84008 1 year ago
. Wen me mucker and I arrived, right, we were told that there were no rooms in the bloomin' main 'otel (convention); so the chuffin' hotel gave us one of their right pricey bungalows. At the time, them bungalows went for 'round $200 per night...probably free or four times that amount now. The bloomin' quote for a regular 'otel room hammer and tack ffen were $50 per night. So we got this fancy bungalow for the same price as a room in the main 'otel. Fought that were a posh gesture by the hotel.
loonmaniac 1 year ago
"get to the 101 with no DUI, D-U-I" hahah yes, right on. Scottsdale PD are everywhere
bluntandafourty 1 year ago
I've lived out here for my entire life and every time I go to Scottsdale I see one of these walking jokes I just laugh at all the STDs they must have. Only the most mindless girls like that look on a man. I like a real man that can look good with out their body weight in hair gel and a man that can change a tire.
mskozloski 1 year ago
dude i live in scottsdale and ive never seen anyone like this or bars like this shit.... most people are just regular middle class....wtf??
unbracedkevbot 1 year ago
I used to work there a while back and yes Scottsdale is fulll of dumb wannabe rich chumps who look just like that.
punchface111 1 year ago
ya, I worked at a scottsdale restaurant/bar and you have a few that are snotty up north..but not everyone..just because they have money (although I don't agree with spending money like that) doesn't automatically make them bad
anurre5 1 year ago
They also try to portray women as gold diggers even if women are working for a paycheck. They make sexual advances at women like it's a good ole boy thing to do. Pat on the back for the good ole boys, or the another excuse, that's a man for ya. No wonder our country is going down hill, I wonder if these men treat their mothers as second class citizens.
TheSecondclasscitize 2 years ago
@TheSecondclasscitize THEIR MOTHERS WERE PREETY AND THEIR DADS WERE RICH , U FIGURE IT OUT
oiyabastard 2 years ago
This video is true how men treat women in law enforcement. Most of the men are sexual whores.
TheSecondclasscitize 2 years ago
Wow, I was just in Scottsdale and this vid is not true. It could be that I didn't spend enough time there or go to the places where these kind of people would be, but people there weren't as snotty as this video wants to make them out to be.
MiscreantK 2 years ago
Did you got to the Snottsdale mall?
EatFresh69 2 years ago
@MiscreantK U WERE IN THE TOURISTS TRAPS ,
oiyabastard 2 years ago
Is this your way of coming out of the closet?Or do you just Hate every body?
bloodrock333 2 years ago
Why do these Scottsdale people look like Guidos from Brooklyn??
burbonboy 2 years ago 6
@burbonboy HAHAHA IM FROM BROOKLYN AND I LAUGH HOW THESE WIGGERS AND DUOUCHES THINK THEY ARE GANSTERS FROM THE OLD DAYS ITS A WARPED FUCKED UP THING , AND LOOKS RETODDED
oiyabastard 2 years ago
@burbonboy cuz now adays, they mostly are
MikamiPromos 6 months ago
Thank you for making this....
mdmend 2 years ago
Good music. You almost have a future in music videos. Seems you've been screwed by some of those whose photos you put into the video. Nice job nonetheless. Try going out and have some fun for yourself some time.
InnerHealingCenter 2 years ago
It's Carmal in Indianapolis.
I call them the "Plastic People"
toddhawley 2 years ago 3
they were hit by a tornado yesterday
yohippiedogs 2 years ago
@yohippiedogs No they weren't. They had warnings, but no tornado.
earthwormsoup 2 years ago
I am from Canada, I had no idea what Scottsdale was, I watched a couple of videos that kept mentioning the city so I had to figure why it sucks... I think from the photos of the city doesn't look bad, so is it just the people?
Also, I notice all of them have spiky hair, does that mean their douche bags? lol... Because I also have spiky hair and I think its awesome style, I been doing it since I was 8 and now im 22 and still spiking! So, if that makes me a douche, yayz!
JamesWorldStudios 2 years ago
Yeah, the people in Scottsdale are an awful breed of people. No one likes them. At all.
I don't know how to describe them quite. They are white rich kids who have never worked a day in their life and won't be friends with people who make less than X Amount of money, or people who wear anything but special brand name jeans.
Douchebag is really the best word for these twats.
EatFresh69 2 years ago
There are no tornadoes in the Phoenix metropolitan area. Just to clear up any misunderstandings.
But the 101/DUI thing. Sooo fucking true.
EatFresh69 2 years ago
what am I missing, u all saying the get out of DUI's?
ORVX 2 years ago
fuckin epic
hermbilliamherm18 2 years ago
whats the point of this video? i thought we are suppose to fighting tyranny. this is pointless.
CodeLiberty 2 years ago
Got to have fun to.
CodeBandet 2 years ago
My guess is the underlying economic damage this sort of lifestyle leads to. Not to mention the immorality of lying. Still, I tend to agree that putting these concepts together in a generalized fashion put to music runs the risk of becoming a 'chant' mentality, and instantly judges ignorance as sub-human. Unfortunately, willful ignorance tends to be just that. My Humble O: Do what you will with the info-sculpture here presented, but don't forget that its not our place to judge one and other.
jdavz1803 2 years ago
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jdavz1803 2 years ago
those guys at 0:24 are clearly New Jersey Italians. Dumbfuck....
PhxPride1 2 years ago 9
Every Douche Bag in NJ is from Long Island! ....Trust Me
efg2000 2 years ago
@PhxPride1 you probly know that cuz you're one of them haha!! this song is awesome!
korneli 1 year ago
@PhxPride1 Thats cause New Jersey Italians are Douche bags...
bthompson805 1 year ago
@PhxPride1 Tell the truth man, you're just pissed because he wrecked your game. Put the gel down and back away from the self tanner, you'll be OK in a few days.
adriannicus 1 year ago
@PhxPride1 Saddly Idoits in scottdale have the same hair-do as the NewJersey fags.
MOJONIXION 1 year ago
@PhxPride1 Hmmm? I'm from the East Coast but live in LA, and we don't have Italians here. I thought that it was because they didn't come west of the Rockies, lest they be mistaken for Mexicans, but after watching this I can only surmise that you have them there and that we don't have them here because PHX is cheaper for housing those enrolled in the Witness Protection Program and/or that it's just a better place to get yourself lost, since very few people who actually know anybody live there.
waleswatcher 1 year ago
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OMG just a few weeks ago i visited scottsdale, and they are nothing bad, they are just like you! they are normal people! so what if they are used to seeing skinny people and blonde hair and perls but so what! what if someone did that to you!
HannahFanMileyFan8 2 years ago
Lyke OMG. Totally!!1!!
Lyke. Yeah.
EatFresh69 2 years ago
Wow. Were's the love at? C'mon.
Why should we care what anyone else does to themselves as long as it doesn't affect our well being?
Let them do coke and drink. They'll learn the hard way when their heart fails them as they try to run from FEMA patrols.
Omnignosis 2 years ago 3
No. Scottsdale kids affect everyone.
They invade your restaurants and clubs and grocery stores.
They are awful people.
EatFresh69 2 years ago
I think the creator of this video need to apologize to Tom Hanks for putting him in this video with these guys, even if only to use the "big" cover.
scbafreak 2 years ago 3
i just moved here from South Carolina. you are right dude. that's how it is
alexharris52 2 years ago 2
that was amazing.
rrrrrrrobbie 2 years ago
hell yeah lets bring a bunch of bikers to scotsdale see how long this im so gay im straight bullshit plays out.
DemonosZXZ 2 years ago
that guys hair @ 1:37 is awesome ,not douchy
dinarama1980 2 years ago
lolol
OntologicalQuandary 2 years ago
LOL
JoshuaSkye 2 years ago
Hehe!
MustacheVerra 2 years ago
HAHHA Funny !
n1hmrd 2 years ago
this shit it funny!
PhotoAnimationGuy 2 years ago 2
what cracks me up is that the majority of the people who are calling snottsdale club goers douchebags are also snottsdale club going douche bags.... its pretty simple, if your ideal club is Axis Radius, next, myst, suede, crown room etc etc.... your a fucking douche bag....
Borba73 2 years ago
ROFL. Scottsdale is sick. but yeah this video is true. Try walking through fashion square mall and count all the ed hardy tshirts.
doublej1790 2 years ago
Funny as hell. I was watching South Park the other day, and some of the kids referred to Scottsdale as something akin to Hades.
Never been there. Think I'll pass on it.
theunknownknows 2 years ago
We have those in east lake, my friends would rob em
azrial4421 2 years ago
:( I had heard such good things about this place. quite heartfell to see this vid. still gona have to check the place out myself one day...
firecanhurt 2 years ago
This is so true. I hate how everyone in scottsdale is a bitch/ass hole. :(
WayIDo 2 years ago
So this is where my daughter hangs out!
democrategirl 2 years ago
Sounds like a great place to teach dental health Louisville Slugger style. Aww wassa matter? You three hair gel queers don't look so cool w/ only 1 tooth left between the three of you. Make sure to share it to eat with before daddy buys you some caps. And quit bleeding on my leather before you get a wood shampoo!
pathfinderdaddy 2 years ago
awsome video lol..
vantage131 2 years ago
Get to the 101 without a DUI. Going on my grave.
nmacgre 2 years ago
ij ust met someone from scottsdale and he informed me of the douches I wanna go just to put these douches in place I am from Canada and we love life! we aren't some pansy assess who need to act chochy in order to think we are cool
Sheenbean000 2 years ago 3
You know what, I seen a couple shows about canada, well one wasn't about it but in Bowling For Colobine he goes there and talks to people, saw a couple other documentaries taking place there.I think I would like Canada just fine. BUT would canada like Me?
scumgod13 2 years ago
hahaha dont get me wrong...canadians arent all perfect...a lot like americans...but yes us Canadians accept everyone...especially us people from Saskatchewan, Canada! as long as u don't think ur better or worst off as anyone we will all love :)
Sheenbean000 2 years ago
That is some funny shit..
Bozzie3030 2 years ago
YOU gotta be a bigger douche to be singing about THEM! why waste your time? grow up!
myboringlife 2 years ago
haha look at this douche
vantage131 2 years ago
I've been to scottsdale bars...this is so dead on it's perfect.
normanplombe 2 years ago 14
Ha fucking nice kid yeah i say we go douche hunting whose in ?
StewartVocality 2 years ago
LOL! Ever so true.
JEDI9786 2 years ago
I don't go to Scottsdale. In fact, I don't go anywhere. I just stay inside.
Shittywaffles 2 years ago 2
where do you live that is so much better than scottsdale?
ksmith323232 2 years ago
reminds me of everyone i went to high school with that moved down to scottsdale, hahaha, i gotta get this on mp3 somehow...hahahahahah
SawBucks651 2 years ago
One of those looks like Martini Ranch in scottsdale, I used to do security there back in 2000, whenever we had a problem with someone they would ALWAYS say "do you know who I am?" ...clowns....you should google and find an active copy of the Douche cologne spoof, its awesome, however it keeps getting banned for Copyright infringement...
rarebirdco 2 years ago
Fuck...I was planing on visiting Arizona just for some cigars at CigarKing...and now I'm hesitating, do to the fact that I might have to plow through a bunch of coked up dooche-bags in my Ford Explorer.
RunningBoots 2 years ago
Plowing through douche's in an SUV is a GOOD thing.
HeadoftheHydra 2 years ago 2
Thats for sure...but imagine how difficult it is to wash your car off from all the dooche-bags that smell like AXE
RunningBoots 2 years ago
How very well put...
no1reallygetsit 2 years ago
LOL!!!
jxwhit8 2 years ago
LOL ORANGE GUY 0:12
djviciousvinny 2 years ago
that's some talent baby! SWEET!
86thefed 2 years ago
OMFG!
2icebaked 2 years ago
I weep for the future.
arentanynamesleft 2 years ago
all those guys wer spray "tanned" like fuken crazy
osoblanco91 2 years ago 2
They should called this History of the USA
jaysunzz 2 years ago 3
hhahahaha omf i feel the same way .. i dont stalk dudes its called persistence.
cabree 3 years ago 2
My hair is wind resistance. LOL
geer789 3 years ago 4
lol. its not rape its called persistence. i know a few douchebags that think that way
joeybognar 3 years ago 3
OUCH! That hairdo is pretty fucking lame dude!
come-head is what I call that look. Sticky goo all over the do. Nice song, by the way.
dervishmadwhirler 3 years ago
is that the pic from my new haircut? lol
CynkoVision 3 years ago
biltmore bars.. sorry
shambayati195 3 years ago
im a big douche at the bilmore bars, at the bilmore bars
shambayati195 3 years ago
how can the people in that picture at 2:18 look at themselves in that picture at and somehow not be able to comprehend that they are douchebags?
12354blahbla 3 years ago 2
Born and raised there. I am not a douche.
jordanredman 3 years ago
Ah... Makes me glad I moved back to Phoenix, although you cant beat the steals at Scottsdale garage sales
KamakazeKun 3 years ago
Here in mexico we call them NACO and it,s the same shit or worsst
elkane 3 years ago
No a NACO is more what we call down here "white trash"
joeyant24 2 years ago
ahha...i've been to several scottsdale bars....these douches do roam freely...
letinian 3 years ago 2
I hate wanna be thugs like that.
Great video.
TheStrossus 3 years ago
lmao
darkangelenslaved 3 years ago
LOL I live in Tempe, havnt been to Scottsdale in a while, great vid! haha
Cam1645 3 years ago
lol
superstudjock 3 years ago
SO FUNNY! SO GREAT! scottsdale: the town of the 300k$ millionaires! HA!
mremiliocruz 3 years ago
The boys at my high school used to look like this -- back in 1985.
antiwarmom 3 years ago
seriously these guy lol are total door knobs.
andrewbnkjv 3 years ago 3
the dior glasses and affliction details were right on ahahhaha
Rainbowmanfacemanson 3 years ago
don't forget Anthem: "A place for your home, your RV, and your motorboat."
slowascharlie 3 years ago
so the snotty people - are they the reason the goth kids in South Park said Scottsdale was the worst place in America?
StephenKuma 3 years ago 4
I think I know one of those douche bags. He had sex with my mom in his beamer. I hope he enjoyes the herpes :p
6DonkyPuncher9 3 years ago 4