I can empty the Kingdom Halls in the first 8 minutes of this video

[TheLady1945]

Are you Gay and that is why you don't like the church.

[TheLady1945]

maybe you should not send your kid to school. they don't like seting there all day. wite till they are 14 years old then, do you have kids.

[Money8184]

but i cudnt understand why and how they thought they were right, asking question after question and not rilly getting an answer, id ask about the universe and life being out there, they'd just say jehovah made it, so wheres that in da bible, and elder once told me that the stars were made for use just to look at an no lifes out there period..everyone used to think da world was flate cuss the proof was the the herianyway im not bettin up on JW cuss my mom still is one

[Money8184]

i was i jehovah witness too from when i was real small, like about 9-10, my mom dukes used to drag me, i never understood why i would feel so stressed out sitting in dat place, and why i couldnt beleieve in what they were saying really. after a while i started to feel like i had a demon in me or sumethin cuss all the other kids swallowed it no problem, i understood why they went door to door and studied wit me and i understod what they were teaching me.

[Money8184]

man should not govern man

[minermike61]

Are you serious? That's your argument to empty JW churches? Whether someone sex life is the business of their leaders? Dude. You're gonna have to do better than that. I don't wish to discuss my vagina with you is a showstopper? Lay off the cigaweed my brutha.

[WripRoss]

fuck those jackasses and that toilet paper company called the Watchtower. whoa get a load of those butthurt blaspheming jws below.

[ruffaz24]

Very disrespectful . 

[bikri08]

Great businessmen...all take an oath of poverty and rely on donations from mostly poor people. Great business plan!

[RetardicA]

Nice Alice poster.

[jlittlewings]

I am the 7, 777 user to watch this. FTW!

[amstellori]

What are you saying can't understand your English? 

[Shakazulu2009]

I agree with you that they are bussiness people :) And thanks for the vagina tip.

[zengalileo]

interesting.

[jamesandchante]

I agree with almost everything you said, especially with the things you said about training the kids. However, I feel you believe only people who do not think critically are in the organization. I was a JW for my whole life, until recently. I am a very critical thinker, but I can only think critically about information I've had access to. When I found new info that proved the info I had was wrong I changed my beliefs. Many JWs are sincere but ignorant, but few are stupid.

[dmatt30]

we dont have 5 meetings a wk.. Just 2 days a wk.. they added the bookstudy on the same night of the ministry school. our congregation goes wednesday evening & sunday morning. They did away with bookstudies in peoples home. they added on as a part of the ministry

[cheveuxafro]

LOL,YOUR INITIALS "TJ"IN FRENCH MEAN "TEMOINS DE JEHOVAH"=JEHOVA'S WITNESSES!

[mjmbluford]

I get so fucking tired of hearing about peoples degrees and shit that they hold. Just because a person has such a degree simply means THEY went to A school, and that's it. It does NOT mean that they are any more qualified than you or I, or the next Joe Blow. For example, look at all the people that do have one, two or maybe three degrees and how fucked up THEY have made things in this world, President, CEO, etc.

[TheMzwake]

@mjmbluford your uneducated that means your a pain to the economy. u get sick, youll need a doctor to get better and that means someone GOing to A school. sit back and dont school ill do tht 4 u n get paid after hahahahahah.

[NAUTICAvan]

YES. Make money. That's why it's free. Awesome job sir.

[swarmis]

babbling

[docmathu]

i am. im not mad @ dat. u r gay . u r where u belong : the world of satan. stop whinning about being shunned.enjoy b4 u die eternally ...lol stud

[BADAZZociation]

PURE AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!

[docmathu]

sorry,but u are spiritually a bump.

[BADAZZociation]

@docmathu and ur a douche.... spiritually

[Alliedtonone]

very good point they will ask for gory details

[coldsteel122]

I wanna hear more of that ending song...that was funny. lol

[Onlinepoetrycafe]

@Wryncgirs Im not even a jw and even I choose not to see beyond that, lol!

[laurasandeastman]

amen amen amen

[thetruthrover]

hey. interesting video. i have a question tho. i often hear people talk about the watchtower being in it to make money, but i still have yet to see any proof of the gov. body living the high life. do you know of any examples? i have been under the impression that they live on a menial monthly allowance.

[arpeggios070590]

only good things to say about the witnesses. they follow jesus steps closely.

[mjjcng8958]

@arpeggios070590 howw?

[laurasandeastman]

@arpeggios070590 you think jesus would protect child molesters like the watchtower does?

[youallschallack]

Kingdom Hall assholes can fuck off, fuck the watchtower, and all the pedophiles that live in the watchtower.

[Nine00]

Apparently there are only two meetings a week now. A inactive Witness has told me that.

[Nine00]

Keep your kids out of the Kingdom Hall till 14? Wouldn't do anything. I was raised as a free thinker, first stepped foot in a Kingdom Hall at age 16 and was nearly sucked in. A teenager of Witness parents wouldn't stand a chance and end up a Witness either way.

[thepixieful]

regarding those messages to teens they are NOT qualified. and if they want teens to wait til marriage they should encourage knowledge for them. this gets funnier but truer. as a hairdresser you have more health knowledge then they do......do you watch Mad Men you would love the show. I think of NYC when I watch the show.

[pianodavy]

So many great points here, Tim. And your right. The WTS should be viewed for what it is - a corporation with selfish goals just like any other heartless corporate entity. You are a most amusing person, Bro!

[propagandatechniques]

I have to laugh at the ending. =)

[Badlydrawnwitness]

"I do not want to discuss my vagina with you" LMAO! Can you imagine how they would take that!

[PrintedTruth]

I never thought that I would be asked to turn my back on my daughter. It was really irresponsible and unloving on my part to support the Watchtower's evil program. I knew Mother's were shunning their own children but it was not affecting me so I ignored the pain that others were suffering for years. Not untill it hit home did I react. I'm sorry for it now. I wish I had stood for what I really believed a long time ago. Shunning is wrong according to every book of love on the planet.

[Ribcagehacksaw]

Best mental picture ever: Hand up in some nosy pervert's face 'I do NOT wish to discuss my vagina with you!' in a loud, attention grabbing manner. Thanks for your ups on our 'weekends' video, we appreciate it. No, we did not eat the White Rabbit btw XD! luv ya Tim <3

[SomeStylistGuy]

@Ribcagehacksaw *whew!* You shoulda seen my eyes when I saw the frying pan sizzling.... I'm screaming at the monitor "You are a mUR-DER-er of BUNNIES!". Wiped that "aw how cute" smile right off my face.

[eternityandforever]

@SomeStylistGuy MOSES and older men had special 'ACCESS' to Jehovah. He was given personal instructions from God, and told what to say to the people.Today is NO DIFFERENT.God STILL gives special instructions to the leaders in the congregations.It makes sense that this is how God works.He appoints men to lead with special duties...it's  in the bible: 1 Thessalonians 2:4-13, 3:3,11,4:1-12, 5:1-28,2 Thess. 2:15-17,3:1-4,6,7,10,14,1 Timothy 3:1-13,4:10,5:17,6:17, Exodus 24:1,9, chapters 25-32

[TheMzwake]

take them to that place! its good for them. leave them at home and they will learn drugs... its not abuse its love for your childern.

[Revolt1680]

You are exactly in agreement with my feelings. There is no choice for these kids raised in the truth, unless the choice is to be with or against. As far as paradise, there is a reason we have pain, it tells us when to pull back from what harms us in any way. Pain will continue forever or we'd destroy ourselves.

[exjw44288]

What is the age of understanding? Science says that the brains of girls aren't even fully formed until late teens/ early 20's and boys early to mid 20's.

[SomeStylistGuy]

@exjw44288 I have been studying that. Until about 17 to 19 a child's brain isn't fully developed. They do not have the capability to empathize with you . (they can emulate that behavior because you've taught them the correct response... but they cannot vizualize the future outcome of their actions.) Scientific fact.Ya'll look it up, the brain pathways are not completely formed at that age.

[eternityandforever]

@SomeStylistGuy Jehovah God, the CREATOR of man, KNOWS what he wants to teach us.It may seem 'private' to talk about sex, but God, the CREATOR of it, wants us to know the right and wrong of it. He has taken the time to record in the bible his viewpoint=Leviticus 15:16,18:23,20:15,22:4.Romans 1:26,27,Colossians 3:5,1 Thessalonians 4:5,6,1 Timothy 5:11. This shows God's real concern for us to avoid wrong desires and actions. HE doesn't want us to suffer harm in ANY way! He truly is love=1 John 4:8