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  • i like the movie

  • A close second to The Last Airbender.

  • great more power puff girls shit

  • Umm the only think i liked about the movie was the princess Kasumi.

    Devon Aoki is just PERFECT.!!!

  • This movie sucked so hard I got a blow job watching it.

  • I actually liked the movie. Good fighing, entertaining... No it was not as bad as I expected.

    Of course I would have liked it to be more realistic in the fightings but hey, it's based on DOA haha.

  • Seen this movie its fuckin shit. Badly made, atrocious acting, shit fight choreography. The only good part was the credits rolling at the end of this shithouse poor excuse for a martial arts movie.

  • very very bad movie , what a shit

  • LoL, there's a movie based on the video games series?! O_O

  • AC/DC! NOOOHOHOO!!!

    You sick little monkies don't sully the awesomeness that is AC/DC with this shitty ass movie! XO

  • worst movie ever!

  • W0rst movie evAr !!11!!!!

  • dude in fatigues looks like the sheman from canada's next top model... more softcore bullshit just like the game, they should have cast like jennie ketchup from celebrity rebhab and sasha grey and done this shit proper... as for jason stratham, can't say he's never been in a good movie, the man was in lock,stock and snatch, which were good films, hence hes still living off the fallout... it's more fair to say he hasn't been in a good movie since, and has no range as an actor

  • From the director of "this sucks donkey ass" comes "this sucks even more"

  • You can find this video and download it t @ MOOV ZON . COM just google for the link above

  • this shit looks horrible

  • Yeah, the movie is fucking horrible. But, the Transporter is a s hitty movie too so you can't expect from this director. :P Any movie with Jason Stratham is a shitty movie. The only thing this movie wins in is that it has some chicks that no one could refuse to fuck. xD

  • i would actually rather beat myself to death with a rock than see this movie again

  • they are "dumbing" down the people... no joke...

    if you watch Walter Cronkite's 5 o'clock evening news, it's like Shakespear when u compare it to modern TV ...

    the language is completely destroyed...

  • this is not knew,! its fucking old ahahah.!!

  • fucking bad, i just knew it was going to be real bad when i saw the blonde girl from my name is earl :S lol

  • the only thing the movie had in common with the game was the characters. christie is supposed to be cold blooded but she teamed up with tina and kasumi from the get-go, they could have made a better movie, MY OPINION

  • this might actually be the worst movie of the.... ever.

  • Super-razzie in the works....

  • @Antipolicestate very very true

  • this movie was great!

    i really really love this so much!

    My friends and I were waiting for the part two of this movie..

    > Keep safe guys! go kasumi, christie and tina,girl power!!!

  • I dunno who this movie's aimed at....Horny teens?

    Looks fucking dreadful. If i wanna watch hot chicks i'll just watch porn

  • Est-ce du second degré ? C'est tellement "nul" que cela me fait rire ! Je pourrais presque le regarder ! ^^

  • i wouldnt waste my time to see this shit

    watch the japanese Dead or Alive by Takashi miike now thats a movie

  • Yes, you're absolutely right my friend! That is one quality film and the ending.... nothing short of pure class!

  • this movie is gay..but atleast chicks in the movie are bangable

  • THIS MOVIE SUCKED BALLS.

  • im a big fan of the game, but i wasnt impressed with the charecters in this movie, like Kasumi is supposed to be bright ginger with a fringe, they could have at least got the hair right, Bayman in this film couldnt look any less like him! and helena has green eyes and shes french not brown eyes and american :s, zack looked pretty good tho. oh well still bought it :p lets hope the new mgs movie aint like this

  • I loved this movie <3 i only watched it because i love DoA. it really wasn't that great but as a fan i have to like it lol

  • this sucks

  • I love this flick and watch it often. Jamie impressed me with her talent in this. Good all round escapist movie.

  • This movie wasn't really good. Its worse than Gigli and there isn't many movies that I can say are worse than Gigli. In fact, there's only 15 movies I can say that were much much worse

  • If theres no drunk boxer in this I'm gonna kill the director.

  • Do me Up the AR$E more like loooool!

  • I Love This Movie But Too Bad Its Not My Age But I Still Love It!!

  • This movie seems to be the übersuxx

  • yeah the girls r hotttt

  • holly valance 1 word---fuckitt

  • stop using da to replace the, you sound like a retard

  • this movie is so sick!! i really really love it!! i've just watched it a minute ago it's very cool!!!!!!!

  • This movie was so bad I had to see it again XD If only just for the women :o! I can't believe they got some good actors for this movie. The scenery is nice though, both physical and background ;) But the choriagrophy of the fighting, and the swordfight's, they really made me weep. But at least, after seeing this trailer, you'll know not to watch "The Transporter":p

  • i heard this was shit in a hat...... this killed dead or alive for me. =(

  • Is it possible to make more crappy movie? :/

  • No.

    And the humor is just BAD.

    I hate when they make video games into movies and vice versa.

    Except Halo.

    Which would be crazy.

  • ok i watched the movie but only because i was bored but the last part wasnt there (the lets split them evenly part)

  • wow this just made me hate dead or alive

  • this shit was kinda weak. mortal komabt is still the best game adapation film followed by silent hill

  • Wow, the worst video game movie since Street Fighter.

  • Im not sexiest but dam! Thats a Chick Flick!!!

  • wow, awful...

  • agree

  • idk what people think, I watched the movie and thought it kicked ass!!! woooooooo!!!

  • You sure about that? Because most Movis based off Video games suck major ass.

  • well in my opinion it's REALLY good! I showed a whole bunch of my friends the movie, and they also said it was good. so yeah...

  • i thought it was awesome too! i absolutly love it

  • the movie makers should use Chinese and Japanese girls to play Leifang and Kokoro

  • Something about this has MORTAL KOMBAT written all over it .......shit christopher lambert should even have a little cameo role in there....

  • lol looks like they just hired a couple of prostitutes from the street to act in there movie

  • I liked this movie, don't care what anyone has to say about it.

  • complete waste of time...

  • man im mad.they just threw this together

  • More money wasted on a worthless movie that could have been used for a starving family. More proof there is no GOD.

  • it looks like a really bad movie but its actually pretty good. It just barely has anything to do with the plot of the game.

  • Well this looks like crap.

  • all the character in this movis have noting like the game they all look like an ASS HOLE!! And my dear KOKORO are not in the movie!But it is good because she will look suck like the other!

  • if i was going to masturbate in a movie theatre i go see that..

  • the movie was kind of messed up. The fighting is good. It's just the character's parts was messed up!

  • One more for the trash

  • This movie looks fucking horrible.

  • yeah it does look pretty bad, but I saw it and it's actaully REALLY good!

  • HELLO! I GOTTA SEE THIS MOVIE!

  • omfg,, STOP! with the fighting movies where girls play the characters....

    Cuz they just CANT ACT! Or fight!

    make Doa with hayabusa and stuff.. or yan lee .. =_=

  • they would have done better with a ninja gaiden movie

  • Tina looks so much older

  • OMG I HATE THE PERSON WHO DID THIS MOVIE, even if he did transporter (which is a VERY good movie) THIS..SUCKS!!!

  • lol this looks so lame, only a few things look "cool", although I did play the games and they were good fun, nothing hardcore, I wouldnt pay in the movies to watch this in its current form.

  • Transporter was a good movie in some parts. The director of Transporter still needs to work on a lot of his movies and the movie may not be as good as the bra part. I like the bra part. They should replay that 500 times over when the movie comes out.

  • I saw another promo clip around the time this was added. It was basically just the end of the movie. This movie was bad, super bad. But I did enjoy it in some strange way.

  • ... call me crazy, but isn't Christie supposed to be the stoic and bitchy english assasin?

    So they get an Austrailian actress who is famous for being a bit of a baby, and stealing her sisters fiancee at the wedding. Don't get me wrong, i really like Holly V, i just think that was crap casting descison.

    Grr to "Zee French Biitech" Helena. Drives me insane!

  • omfg ryu should be able to kick there asses all put together

  • ugh they shoulda had hitomi in that movie sheesh ayane doesnt even look like ayane nor does kasumi! tina doesnt have curly hair either...this movie is a disgrace to the game

  • well it kind of gets hard to find someone that looks exactly like the person that you created at the top of your head. How about you draw/animate a character that you've never met, and then try to find someone that looks like it... gets pretty hard.

  • Worst movie ever... Actually that's not fair vertical limit is the worst movie ever but this is definitely top ten material.

  • hah tina is awesome!

  • O.o stupid

  • what a major crap --_--; I should just be animated not made with crappy actors.....Kasumi doesnt even look cute --____________--;

  • WOW I was looking forward to this movie coming for a long as time and now that it came out I'd rather get a blowjob by a barracuda than see it. Why does hollywood and the powers that be insist on fcking up perfectly good stories. If you enjoy this movie you should be shot!

  • this is the shittiest movie i have ever seen...ever

  • what a piece of crap

  • holy crap crazy

  • Ayane is the best

  • when does this movie come out

  • its been out

  • in america on dvd ^_^

  • it come out in 2006 hahaha

  • i love helena

  • i have the movie already but hasn't came out in the US yet

  • When does this movie come out on DVD/Theatre?

    Or is it already out? And what date?

  • tito ortease. HMMZ

  • The movie really isn't so bad >IF< you take in account that this wasn't supposed to be serious and its more for fan service. It's been out since 2006, and doesn't have a strong following (aka I've never seen it for purchase in a store) but I did find it online, and I watched it and enjoyed it. But to each their own.

  • o.o okay is it me..or ish someone missing? o.O where the fuck are Lei-Fang and Helena? o.o;;

  • helena is the blond girl with her hair in a ponytail saying 'welcome to DOA!' sometime in the middle. she shows up a lot actually.. just look for a blond ponytail.

    lei-fang only shows up for VERY FEW scenes, so, yeah.. she's not really a main character.

  • looks like puke in a pile of shit!!

  • a fresh pile my friend.

  • I hope it will be a good movie, all I see is hot girls and special efects.. bah how cliché

  • The white hair army guy is FITTTTT I forgot his name though.

  • Look like it was tito ortease.

  • oh my god i hope they didnt have all those damned life bars and spit like that. im glad that movie bombed!

  • did anyone see ryu in the trailer?

  • is spartan in this movie?

  • girls fighting lol x)

  • eeeeeeeh looks like Charlies Angels part 3, but more hotter XD

  • Master Ryu. ever played ninja gaiden? RYU IS IN DOA!! Ayane was in the trailer and that's cool and all, but I want some RYU DAMN IT!!!

  • this movie seems to suck, i love DOA and this movie looks totaly different, it looks like an other fuckin' charly's angels...I would prefer to watch a porn movie! anyway,the girls are hotest in the video game (kasumi and tina hummm)

  • I actually want to see that movie, but i dont think it will be good as MK

  • its only the girls or something. Ein was always my charatcers.

  • they would make just as much money if they just made a movie of DOA Beach Volleyball instead. LOL

  • does anybody kno wat song is in the background?

  • does enyone know wen this is out or is it out already?

  • this movie looks fucking terrible but damn those girls are hot so i just may watch it for that reason alone haha

  • lol these girl hot hot hot

  • horrible movie

  • Fuck yeah i remember kicking everybodys asses with Tina thats my girrl

  • so many haters the movie was not bad,it just had a crazy plot and some cheesy lines,but besides that great fight scenes and beautiful scenary,and it was neat how they made the fight scenes just like the actual game,and i always thought that the girl who played tina would have played nina in the tekken movie but oh well she still was great

  • Cool Ryu  is in this movie hint Ninja Gaiden Sigma ..lol.Nice!..I hope this is not a ripoff of Mortal Kombat!

  • this movie is the gayest movie i have ever seen. This shit is worst than the street fighter movie and i didnt think that was possible. Lets see if the tekken movie is shitty.

  • They killed off half of the male characters in this movie.

    And Lisa and Hitomi isn't even in it.

  • When those this movie come out?

  • Some white girl is playing the role of Ayane? Oh jesus.

  • I hate when people make movies out of video games!!!There okay at points,but damn!!!!!!!!!If you want good Acters and a really good movie to make the movie GOOD you get the main directer/s of the fucking game,OR you make it the regular 3D way like Advent Children!!!

  • SUCKS if i wanna see a movie based on women id watch charles angels these movie sucksya wonder why its better in 3D and anime form zack being beaten and ryu pish this movie sucks

  • This trailer is a lot better; it does the movie more justice. I mean, the DOA games basically focus on babes, brutal fights, and effects; and that's exactly what the movie delivers.Don't go looking for a deep serious plot, because the game doesn't have that either!

    It was entertaining (except for Devon Aoki's acting). It's got eye candy for the guys, it's got "female power" for the girls, and it's got nice fights for DOA fans. It's only an hour and a half. Go check it out and have fun.

  • damn bruh totally stubit!they throwin gamers off!!!!

  • suckkkked i want my money and the hour 1/2 i wasted on this crap. consider yourself warned.

  • lmao its a game why did they make it into a movie

  • yea they made kasumi too hardcore badass. and i LOVE THE CHICKS IN THIS MOVIE, however, they didnt really make Ryu Hayabusa have a big role apparently. now like i sed... i love these chicks and there rly sexy... but they made the movie too much based on female power... they shuda made it equal... i just want Ryu to have a big part in da movie

  • That's a terrible casting job for Kasumi, ruined my favorite character. ANd i heard hitomi is hardly in it as well

  • its sucks... a great insult for the DOA games.

  • Indeed

  • im afraid this is gonna suck

    except or the fact that ryu hayabus and miho are in it

  • COJUDEZ!!!!!

  • umm guys this movie already came out in theaters research the movie and you see

  • the movie loox phuckin shitty jus like resident evil n xmen da story n characters r phucked up big time

  • This movie looks good but it's story line is just plain dumb

  • looks pretty gay; no fighter is so undisciplined like that lol

  • I would buy the DVD, I heard that its online.

  • and also are they gonna add the KO stuff in the movie? weird and also will they show the big monster guy from the games?

  • "bunch of pervs" lol and why do they make like the guys are barley secondary? i want to see the black guy *not to be racicst* and the guy that knos kick-boxing

  • see this movie at shows4m4 dot com this movie sucks ass really really really bad

    date june 14, the day before it is released

  • sorry that was shows4me dot com only (my bad)

  • im gonna see this

  • Geez, get someone who can fill out Kasumi's costume!

  • The countdown has begun for this fuckin movie to come out in the US. Its only been fuckin forever! How long must a man wait for the girls!

  • lol tits, the only reason women are in movies

  • I just saw this movie and it was BOMB,I don't care about the game,I've never played it,but this was like the best fighting/action movie I've ever seen.Love it!

  • LOL, HELL YEAH DOA!!!!!!! WTF R U GUYS TALKING ABOUT? THIS MOVIES GONNA OWN!!!! Let's NOT forget the games were "HELLA GOOD" so the movie probably won't suck.

  • I have a feeling that this is going to suck so bad.

  • i think the 2nd trailer was better than the 3rd one(this one)

  • wow a next fight game movie,,,like MORTAL KOMBAt now this...i hope its not bad i love tekken better...

  • haha this movie is going to be sooo bad. i hope the tekken movie is better.

  • im a fan of doa an all ....but i dont think think this movie is going to make it

  • o common! we all know what made the game popular and it's not on this movie!

  • hahahahah....D.O.A. Dead on Arrival.

  • lol

  • all i gotta say is...bong bong

  • Ryu Hyabusa, anyone?

  • this is way much better than Charlie's Angels...

  • agreed. doa was meh but it was certainly better then charlie's angels.