More Hilarious Police Reports!

[MusicalAnna101]

A monkey mixed up with a deer? LOLOLOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

The texts in his handwriting?

LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLLOLOLLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

everything else?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[prasad604]

her jokes afterwards as just as funny

[megundoo16]

some people are so stupid

[cheergymansticslover]

why do most of the reports come from minnesota of wisconsin... and i am from minnesota

[sytycdfan4ever1]

even wen she says somthin like "thats right" ppl r roarin ! go ellen!

[disney0fan]

Oh how I love this show!! Every line is so smart and ellen is sooo talented! :D

[lorryndo]

5:17 p.m. Police officers and deputies were called to a report of a suspicious-looking item in a yard in the 2400 block of Ski Trail Lane. Police officers investigated the item and determined it was a potato.

[livetoplaypiano]

I have homework to do!!!!!! stop posting all these videos when I have to do work!!! XD

[LubsRox101]

"Oh Phul-ice! this is way to funny" :P

[Ducttapelover10]

That's funny!

[boomzy222]

So funny! I love that I subcribed to Ellen!

[GrackTHEcrack]

@NYJanus Welcome to the Jungle! :)

[CruelYogi]

how you mistake a deer for a monkey lol epic

[kellybelly1004]

hahah the "oh puh-lice" reminded me of bitch belize hahahha

[branrules101]

Yes!!! I am the one who sent in the one about how the text was in his handwriting. lol! Ellen said my name!!

[keleic]

how do you confuse a deer with a monkey?! XD

[nellie2581]

Great segment

[NYJanus]

Ellen, why do you do this to me?? Every night I have to study for my stupid exam but find myself watching your videos for hours and hours!!!!!

[star123410]

@NYJanus STORY OF MY LIFE...

[WhiskerMoon]

@NYJanus I'm in the same boat. XD

[Ferbbie]

@NYJanus Welcome to the club.

[MYLIFESTYLE89]

I love Ellen. She's so funny.

[musicinme205]

The text was "in his handwriting"! Seriously???

[TheHoudak00]

She sooo funny :'D

[gymnast0127]

I'm from wisconsin rapids:-) gotta love us

[MrSubsciberAndVideos]

Thumbs up if u love Ellen!

(Like a Friend kind)

[Junebug123888Kara]

check out my videos!

[rebels6forever]

I live in Rapids!!:) hahaha!! Sweetnasss!

[ZebraGirlie14]

Haha I love Ellen's smile :)

[yayimahuman]

They have analyzed his handwriting, and he committed so many crimes that his writing was named 'times new roman.'

[Ikkin93107]

I study law and I get these kind of reports to study EVERY SINGLE DAY. Best part of the study

[paulapietz]

the wisconsin rapids one was my son and yes he was going to baseball practice for church league

[Norex25]

Lol!!!!!

[BookThief1023]

My friend was telling me about the Wisconsin Rapids one.... (: It was too funny seeing it on Ellen then... haha

[NerdzRock18]

Peps r so dumb lol :)

[magsy97]

who plays baseball at 6.30pm?

[Rennitaa]

@magsy97 vampires :D

[MissFredFlinstone]

I love the text handwriting one!! Aha

[peakster753]

the baseball one was also featured on Jay Leno

I wish Ellen would have more than just 3 or 4 on these segments...

[cheer97b]

@peakster753 when was it on Jay Leno(: ?

[Justlenaluver4ever]

Lol i almost spit out my juice. what sister would do that??

she also believed she was drinking iced tea but it could have been tuquila XD

[Amazingsuperstar13]

This is 2 funny

[techroid5626]

Where is remu gallard

[cristallee02]

Lol

[sweetchunks22]

"text in his handwriting", i think the woman was talking about his idiosyncrasies..

[jonty811]

oh good lord.. it could've been a deer.. yeah what Ellen said, it could've been tequila!

[TheSUPERPANDA112]

A man got 27 years in jail for killing his infant son, because his son interupted him while he was playing a video game -that was in tenessee

[Derek1986forever]

"She also told the Police she was drinking ice tea, but admitted it could have been tequilla!"

<3 I love Ellen!!! <3

[TigerLiss]

Only in America.

[abbh35291]

anyone from hong kong?

[foreverpinkable]

hahahahahaha...that was hilarious.

[MyHorseyCosmo]

heyy, only 4 dislikes, AND there's only 4 of those HILARIOUS puh-lice reports ;P LOL, maybe all 4 of those ppl disliked this? No, i think it was that lady's ex because the dislikes are in his handwriting...

[YoDudeMandy52797]

Thumbs up if your from Minnesota :)

[kleenexboxer]

@YoDudeMandy52797  hell yeah! go minnesota! lol

[starxcupcake]

Minnesota is where I am :D

[davidkbelanova]

She suspects it was her sister because all the items belonged to her! xD....

[liridonaable]

hahah oh man I love this...lol haha xD 

[Rebaluvr1234]

he is now a suspect for 50 million other crimes

[dudilishious]

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahaha

[artistTM]

LMAOO HAHAHA

[luluforevercool]

oh pul-ice only two thuimbs down

[Chelseaness09]

"She was drinking ice tea but admitted it could have been tequila." xD xD

[TheBeatboxqueen]

I love Ellen and Oh Puh-Lice so much...you start my day off right =)

[Pandafanekn]

Omg the last one ROFL

[imperviousist]

No matter how hard a day I had, I always feel better when I watch Ellen! :)

[Axol]

ooh I love this so much ;D

[xMonsterxChlox]

The last one just killed me xD 

[Yaminsful]

LMFAO,

I admit that :P

[DJCastano]

I laughed so hard I cried!!! Thanks for a great way to start the day!!!!

[tatianaali93]

The last one reminded me of Portia's mystery animal! haha

[UniQueMayood]

hahahahahaa ,,,,, thats FUNNY ! lol XD

[PhnixHAMsta]

Oh lol...

[MyIpodIzMyLife]

I just keep pressing one and practicing my "Oh, PolICE!" xD

[lavesunny]

ice tea and tequilla is epic!

[apurpledolphin]

Where do I find these on the newspaper?

[SatanistSin]

these were great! lol XD "text in his handwriting" LMAO!

[mistylover112]

@branrules101 really??? Thats so cool:)!!! How do u submit things into Ellen

[Rsmpeanut]

Loll

[LyricsxSong]

LOL. Cracked up with the last one!! (:

[LadyMyara]

amy voicing oh puh lice! xD

[MrHoldenM]

lol, this was hilarious. I love you Ellen!

[branrules101]

So cool! I am the one who submitted the one about how the woman said it was in his handwriting! Ellen said my name!

[andreea5678]

@branrules101 I am so happy for you! :D

[Itslilyful]

@branrules101 Now we know where you live. . . hehehehe xD 

[ArnaudOfficial]

@branrules101 It's my fave lmao

[Cass2798]

press 1 for OH PUH-LICE!!! :P

[samhuang1999]

it says 301 views?

[houky06]

Nice! Hanover, PA made Ellen! :)

[Blank2pages]

@MrCoverartist For your cat.lol :)

[519Freeze]

492 likes, 0 dislikes

[indimcmathz]

LOL first one was the best, but I loved the last one too XD

[benotairaq]

I am going though a hard time right now with college and family and money and all of that and I come everyday here to enjoy ellen show because I love her so much she made me lough to hard... Would love to meet her someday and never say a word hehhe just stair at her

[girlfriend991]

@MrCoverartist sorry that was my friend i am sorry your cat died!!

[girlfriend991]

@MrCoverartist if you had a cat...

[Julianna416]

@MrCoverartist Aww, I'm so sorry, I know how it feels to lose a loved pet.

At least you got your top comment! :D

[momof2girls84]

How does this have only 301 views, yet 459 likes?

[Star12312312345]

@momof2girls84 You be new new to YouTube?

[thebubblemonster66]

@MrCoverartist woah 200 thumbs ups! not bad! Getting a top comment feels pretty good, huh? and I'm sorry about your cat. :(

[chellemariveles]

:)



[RhysCJewkes]

@MrCoverartist No one cares

[NonnnnO92]

@RhysCJewkes well obviously 230 people care (including me)

[RhysCJewkes]

@NonnnnO92 No. 200 odd people fall for the idiots stupid comment. He made up the stupid thing about the cat because he wanted a top comment.

[EnrqEscbr]

@MrCoverartist LOL RIP cat

[killerzombie163]

@MrCoverartist way to use ur pet to get top comment. if you even have a cat.

[MusicRules4ever1]

@MrCoverartist congrats

[Ryxz0r]

@MrCoverartist jerk like you is everywhere.

[Mileneum69]

@MrCoverartist lmao

[HannahLuvsBieber]

0 dislikes woot!

[HannahLuvsBieber]

XDD

[LadyZombieee]

lol Ellen you so funny

[missgymnastgirl101]

@MrCoverartist congrats your comment got 105 likes!!! and sorry about your cat :(

[Mileneum69]

@MrCoverartist Using your fake cat story to gain thumbs up votes. More sad than the dead cat story.

[9513summer]

Is that a MONKEY or a DEER???

[MsTheEternity]

the first one killeddd me

[MarleyMay1600]

HHA

[kohhy]

LOL I CAN WATCH THIS WHOLE DAY AND KEEP LAUGHING AT IT!!!!

[itseffinsexxitime]

@MrCoverartist >_> stupid...

[Jessemchumba]

lol

[AjoopPatel]

you just gotta love ellen

[saniya976]

@MrCoverartist awww im so sorry that your cat died! :(

[habbobeyond]

@MrCoverartist you're a sick person.

[chiclauren]

I laugh at every video you post XD I love getting new Ellen videos in my subscription

[TheShady006]

@MrCoverartist well, u hav one now

[thenormalpeopleshow]

ELLEN PLEASE HAVE SUPER JUNIOR ON YOUR SHOW! IF YO U DO CAN I COME?

...

NOT BEING pUSHY OR aNYTHING. :P

[11grace18]

lol i love this segment xD

[1Jaky1]

OMG this is hilarious!!!! Very very good!

[JaninesWorld1]

ELLEN!

[irenmusic816]

Haha!! Those were hillarous but ellens comments were even funnier!!

[starstruckluv]

Omg these people r insane

[marskeins]

she also told police she was drinking ice tea but admitted it could been tequila!!!Ellen too funny

[lily102100]

OMG I DIED LMAOO

[TheMikiLowe]

it could have been a monkey....we seem to have a problem with exotic animals here in ohio

[sachaseunarine]

the reports are not as funny as Ellen's comments 

[campanitajonas]

Ellen! Kisses from México!

[EpicNeha]

LMFAO ELLEN. You're such a pro at jokes omg.

[bethanylynnn]

ahahha, 2:10.

[TheNeverSayNever25]

WHY ARE ELLEN VIDEOS SO ADDICTING?!?!?! AHHHH! I'm supposed to be doing school! :P

[PLLrocks]

IM FROM WISCONSIN! L <3 VE YOU ELLEN!

[NonaBarca]

1:14 my favorite cracked me up hahahahha

[chocolateluvver247]

loooooool those are hilarious

[bloominglovely1]

we want ellen here in Germany thumbs up guys so she will see this

[RosesforThorns1]

@meredithw31at no its not.

[KeepSmilingCutie]

Omg, hilarious. Love this show <3

[sintijarevina]

i love Ellen she is funny,sweet ,generous and just awesome person and btw is that only me who thinks she looks younger every day. :] <3

[sneakerluvgal]

HAHA Love Ellen <3

[LirieOsmani]

Hahaha! I love Ellen! <3 Hugs from Norway <3

[TheLilchicka55]

besos de puerto rico <3

[TheWillTaylorChannel]

WHERE IS HER ENERGY?

[BeautybyMolly]

:D loved the vid

[moonsault89]

Germany loves Ellen!! ^^

[theleilakitty]

7?

[TheSmileyyMileyy]

Hugs from Finland!

[Wohnprinz]

Ellen ! HUGS FROM GERMANY!

[2000timtan]

Lol love u ellen :)

[thatsit81]

ellen <3



[longboarders1]

first

[nicogs97]

@longboarders1

fail

[nicogs97]

lol