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  • Research also shows that atheists and agnostics are the least happy, moral and charitable amongst us. Run an internet search for "Are Atheists Healthy, Happy, Moral, etc.?"

  • lol i admit it i laughed cuz everything is soooo crazy!

  • hahahaha he did have a stutterf00t moment.

  • Yeah, most atheists can't have normal relationships with women because they are so sexually deviant.

  • Could it be that some women are not very interested in sadomasochism, nihilism, hopelessness, lack of purpose, cynicism, nipple rings, black death-metal band t-shirts, drugs, sexual deviance and a random universally unagreed upon humanist set of ethics that changes on a daily basis depending on whatever happens to be the “agenda of the day”?

  • I was expecting to start screaming and banging his desk...

  • it's less appealing to God too...

    in fact he wont even let them hang out w/ him at all..., for eternity if they dont change their views before they die... :-/

  • im not laughing...wait....HHAHAAHAHAH­AHAHA

  • hehe us angry atheists hehe still he was a bit nutty :)

  • 6:48 you sounded like tom hanks so much then

  • U GOT SO MANY HATERS AT THIS VIDEO , YET MANY MORE LOVERS ! I LOLD SO HARD !

  • LOL I bet he has no friends

  • Congratulations dude, now you've got 1,000 videos :D

  • LOL

  • i have seen it 20 times now xD i can't stop laughing ... my guts hurt !!

  • This is hilarious, should use it in your argument against the atheists as one of the disadvantages of being one. lol XD

  • LOL!! I laughed so hard!!!!

  • Man you converted me xD i laughed so hard, my teacher caught me seeing this video. I have to be very honest, I believe there is something out there, but I can't explain what so I am not really a believer ( have the feeling some beliefs don't really fit me), besides that I love most of your videos, your a very good commentator

  • dude you converted me xD i laughed so hard, my teacher caught me seeing this video

  • Now I understand better why atheists hate us so much. Their lives are so miserable life that they can't even find a girlfriend. Poor people.

  • Thank God for you shock - but I have to give YOU some advice , if you smell a rotten eggs smell while riding th sv , watch out-- the strator is going out and gonna take out the electrical system. I get my sivvy back from the shop monday -1 grand later ouwwwwch!

  • I have nothing against atheist but In my opinion its stupid...

  • 1,000 videos? :D

  • Your laugh has converted me.

  • You have made 1,000 videos..congratulations . You are a very interesting person, most of your videos, I have watched are of you are very typical of this one. I pray for you every time I see one of your videos. God bless and Good night!

  • He would have trouble anyway even if he wasn't atheist

  • Oh my gosh dude, your laugh is hysterical! XD

  • i love your laugh

  • ok i get you can pick out the weak links in atheists that make all look bad but you can do the same to any religion and make them lok bad but you cant relate what many of these people say to all atheist andmake comments about how it rots the brain and is just crazy and insane thats just ignorance

  • @spermcubearchives You are right...we should pray for this guy he's obviously insane.

  • @Cha0sLord93 Proof atheism is madness Shockawenow . n e t

  • @cosmin5678 I know man the atheism world view rots the brain.

  • @krypekeeper true what you say man...atheism rots the brain. Well said

  • we DONT like you 

  • actually its a being who had characteristics of a snake, like white chocolate has characteristics of chocolate, but its not chocolate like you can call someone a snake but they aren't actually a snake... people rise from the dead!! People come back look at stories of people dying in the hospital and coming back to life!!! the Virgin birth without Scientific methods, totally rely on the Aspect Of G-d!! G-d was using his divine power...!! thank you...

  • I see like 80% more videos of Christians bashing atheists then atheists bashing Christians lol, is that like the whole point of this channel?

  • I like it when someone is going to tell something funny and you laugh at their voice not at their joke <3

  • haha athiests are always angry i mean if you dont believe why do you care

  • @greenblobo9 LMAO go watch any anti religion videos and see how" loving and kind" these fuckin religtards are

  • @krypekeeper the only time i ever here about athiesm is people shoving it in other peoples faces, if you dont believe then why try to "convert" and i use that loosely, them to ahtiesm? if your an athiest why should you give a fuck what makes others at peace... nothin gainst you bro just my observation

  • @greenblobo9 athiesm...

    you can't even spell it correctly...

  • @greenblobo9 Only american atheist are angry, because they are oppressed. I'm fine.

  • you're a pretty good troll bro

  • LMAO !

    Really is Stupid.

  • ratings have been disabled eh? whats the matter shock, can't accept the fact that you're a jackass and everyone will dislike this?

  • @KrazieED You sound like a troll that like to go on Christian video's & hit the dislike button a bunch of times cause you don't like the truth. People said the Bible was a lie but man it sure proves true with you atheist. You act exactly as it say's you will act in Romans 1. You really do suppress the truth & your own wickedness & then try to play it off like your the good guy's & stating your opinions & disagreements when really it's beyond that you as trying to saying your opinions a fact.

  • What are you talking about. Why would I not like the idea of going to a place of eternal bliss, and have EVERYTHING my way, in exchange for showing loyalty to jesus? That sounds awesome to me, but the bible has no factual evidence to support any of the claims, and it claims that earth is flat, and is only about 6,000 years old, that little devils and curses are responsible for sickness in the world, and other nonsense which we all know is totally false information. I dare you to provide proof.

  • this shit on wikipedia

  • i were only laughting cuz of his FUNNY laught lol

  • Dude your amazing! i hope that man gets saved in the near future.... Im sad for him.

  • @mrtruthfinder1975 awww don't call him a moron he's just blind

  • @LegendDoyle please don't bring your christian bashing here

  • @losermilkshake10 so true, these atheists need to get a life

  • @o1993 You are so right atheism is full of it lol, I laughed to how nuts the atheists act

  • I think someone didn't get that plush toy from their wife. Very good, ShockOfGod!!!

  • have you ever seen onisions videos on religion?

  • @bimskiesLY Oh man religion is bad the most dangerous of religion is the Humanism of atheism. Stay away from it. It's just bad. It makes people get angry at the site of people mention the words Bible, Jesus Christ, God, Christian, Christianity, Creation, Noah Ark, World wide flood, Heaven, & Hell. I mean just stay away from it man it will drive you crazy to where you could actually possibly go out & hurt somebody that believes those thing to be true like the recent Arizona shooter did.

  • People who refuse to accept others beliefs and values and get a tight butthole when they hear something they dont agree with that make me believe the human race is evolving backwards.

  • @chitownkidd33 Your believe is fact. The human race is indeed evolving backwards.

  • People who refuse to accept others beliefs and values and get a tight butthole when they hear something they dont agree with that make me believe the human race is evolving backwards.

  • LOL at your laugh

  • this is hilarious! i fell off my chair laughing at this.

  • lol.....this is priceless....

  • Gimme a WOW

  • LOL HAHAHA

  • you know what else is funny? people who believe in talking snakes, virgin births and people who rise from the dead with no evidence that any of it ever happened!

  • @doubledre31 I believe in talking snakes as I have seen many asses talk...they are called atheists.

  • @shockofgod That was real clever.

    Too bad it didn't serve any purpose as a legitimate argument and really just made you look stupid.

    As if you don't look stupid already.. Hah.

  • @shockofgod wow that was a pretty stupid reply in not gonna lie

  • @doubledre31

    "I believe in talking snakes as I have seen many asses talk...they are called atheists."

    AHAHAHAHAH! You just got PWNED!!!

  • @doubledre31 Talking snakes, cud chewing waskely wabbits, holy children mauling bears... oh my!

  • @AManOfHope The word "hare" in Hebrew translates to the word "arnebeth" which means "an unidentified animal"- The word hare in Lev. is not a hare as we know it in North America- The passage you are taking your comment from is not talking about a rabbit- Sometimes a word can have two meanings you know- By talking snakes you must mean lucifer who wasn't really a snake,only compared to a snake- And is it so impossible that a bear could kill a child?I'm sure this has happened thousands of times.

  • @doubledre31 lame lame lame.......and you forgot "pink unicorns."

    Here: dust up on your "stupid atheist tricks":

    /bartonpaullevenson doht cohm /Atheist.html

  • @doubledre31 You know what else is funny man people who believe that magically apes can become a human. That's why more crazy then virgin birth. That sound like something out of Planet of the apes to me. Monkey man.

  • @doubledre31 do you know what else if funny... starts arguments over the internet mostly when you no arguments to back yourself up.

  • I'm a Christian, but wow... Another video fighting about beliefs.

    When you fight over the internet about your beliefs, it shows your low level of intellect and maturity.

    This is annoying as hell... Along with anyone else who thinks they're suddenly "smart" for fighting about religious views and beliefs over the internet.

  • @warriorzin And boom goes the dynamite.

  • @warriorzin I'm an atheist, and I agree completely with this statement. ^_^

  • @davew8572 Our United States of America is in fact a democratic socialist republic hybrid. We elect our leaders through democratic voting, and we are a union of 50 republic states who govern independently under one flag, and we have public schools, medicare, and social security, and welfare which makes us partially socialist. That is why I get so bent out of shape when people say down with socialism in America while their kids are at school, and granny collects SS and uses medicare.

  • Maybe he should find a Woman that's an atheist

  • Lmao that guy goes nuts!!

  • I'll accept the fact that it can be hard for atheist to find a woman that won't have problems with you being an atheist, in certain areas of the world, if you can accept the fact that it isn't hard for religious leaders to find little boys to prey on. Want to see how many articles I can pull up on that?

  • ROLF XD

  • rofl brother for sure

  • how is HEMP for a 4 letter word, fellow americans?

  • @KnifeEdgeStudios as you wish.

  • i love you're laugh!

  • religion causes most world wide problems. honestly, if there was no religion it would be way better. Everyone believes in fake shit lmao

  • I subbed to you becouse you are so fucking stupid. Stupid fucking american shit. shoot urself please.

  • @AntiVenomFangX you atheists are against freedom of religion your all anti Constitution and anti declaration of independence. Very UnAmerican.  All the founders believed in God...atheists therefore are more like communists..and just as evil.

  • @shockofgod your logic is just irrational on that subject. Abraham lincoln was an atheist, so was he anti-american and evil? You should check out ''Common misconceptions about atheism''. That will help you understand some things about atheism.

  • @FuBarracuda you are in error, he was like me, He was an atheist

    and then converted to Christianity and belief in Jesus Christ. Do your

    homework atheist your out of your league here.

  • Testing if I'm being blocked... ;-)

  • @FiverBeyond why would you be blocked is there something I should know lol

  • @shockofgod

    He he... I remembered that I was blocked either by you or NephilimFree, but I couldn't remember which one.

  • Testing if my comment will go through ;)

  • @bureX well it did whats the big secret you wanted to share with us all.

  • this is pretty funny!

  • HAHAHAHHAA

  • @trumpazzbitch

    im a Christian alright but i think he makes fun of Atheists because you Atheists are the firsts ones who disrespected us =(

    im very sorry to say that but as far as i know, FactVsReligion and many other atheists are very comfortable in insulting us but now that he makes fun of you.............im sorry, but i have no ability to go againts shockofgod`s decision to fight back =(

  • @shockofgod hahahaha omg lol

  • @MrFlopz No it wouldn't, that's my point.

  • @ronthemoron Of course.

  • @shockofgod oh shiz you got him lol

  • @GaryChapmanJr Chicken was first and its proven.

  • @shockofgod you owned amused child

    nice one shockofgod

  • what a hopeless lifestyle...

  • I'm an athiest and I'm actually laughing so hard I can't even deny this is really funny! Peace out Shock.

  • link to the vid or did i miss it?

  • Christians are often accused of being judgmental. However, what most people consider to be judgmental is merely telling others what the Bible says are unacceptable behaviors. Christians tell others what the Bible says about behavior because we are commanded to do so, so that others may lead morally acceptable lives. However, we are specifically commanded not to judge the behavior of individuals for whom we do not have absolute certainty of the truth regarding their actions

  • @41RobLow

    This is somewhat correct, but not entirely so. We are called to refrain from judging the state of the soul, rather than the actions of the individual. When Our Lord stopped them from stoning Mary Magdalene(traditionally her anyway), he told them not to judge her soul as they were sinners themselves.

    We are called to teach others what Our Lord taught... not only what was in Bible, as the Bible did not contain the entirety of Our Lord's teaching(and even says so in St. John's Gospel!)

  • @41RobLow where in the bible does it talk about absolute of the truth regarding their actions?

  • your laugh is contagious man!!

  • Atheists dating advice:

    1. Don't date people who are stupid.

    2. Do date people who aren't stupid.

    3. Enjoy!

  • @MRmattconnell only u find that funny , 94% of americans dont

  • @FeedsOnChildren what does atheism have to do with intelligence , u can be an idiot and still be an atheist lol

  • what are the specifications of your computer? ( yes i know its really random)

  • @ultimatenerd22 Dell I7 quad core

  • @shockofgod nice processor, it's better than mine, but my computer is like two years old, and it was a cheap walmart one, but i think i'll build one with an amd phenom x4 9750, mainly because there is this ok barebone kit on tigerdirect that has it.

  • It would be easy for a moral and civilized objective observer as to which view was more beneficial and suitable to such a civilized person. As Atheist always seem to be in a constant state of rage with hatred and anger towards those who know there is a God. and the believers are always at peace and seem happy. A happy person who can debate an issue without having an emotional and mental breakdown in the process would certainly demonstrate the superiority of his belief. great vid!!!

  • @dvs1572 amen!!

  • @sharki9876

    how could you not like this guy hes awesome

  • Just wait until he watches a Youtube Poop.

    lol

  • shock how the hell do i get onto the chat

  • @sharki9876 lmao,,, ur funny

  • U mad, atheists?

  • I love your laughter. And it is contagious -- how not to scowl at her mother's pictures of Jesus?  Hilarious. Thanks for the hearty laughfest. A real joy!

  • What was that said about screech monkeys?

  • Your laugh is contagious.

  • It's fun to make atheists mad.

    I do it all the time

  • lkyf

  • i love your laugh

  • @GaryChapmanJr I covered that on my show at Shockawenow . n e t God created the Chicken with the ability to lay eggs.

  • btw the Atheist is SO ugly! Inside and out-

  • @Ut0pist DUDE it's funny..no REAL woman wants an Atheist! Haven't you heard..they're REAL losers. Scowlers especially-

  • @DuBarryFilms lol your making me laugh even more when you said Scowlers

    especially lol

  • @DuBarryFilms This is the funniest vid ever.. avcuall news and research corroborating what we knew all along lol

  • @DuBarryFilms Haha, I'm a totally convinced atheist and you obviously haven't seen my girls and achievements in life. :D

  • Do you know what's pathetic? You Atheist's are babies when it comes to a religious person insulting you but yet you think it's any better for you to insult us religious folk? Typical hypocrites.

  • shock, when are you going to do the video asking him if he has a fiance or girlfriend?

  • @heavyduty3737 I think we all know the answer

  • @Ut0pist so you believe man created the earth? Thats not science man thats just weird.

  • @shockofgod The "world" he's referring to is obviously a metaphorical one of delusion. Boorishness should never be confused with wit, shock. I've gotta say, the thing I find most amusing about this video is that conservapedia expects to be taken seriously when it makes claims like "christians R sexy, atheists are not lololol".

    Seriously, that's just juvenile. You're not unintelligent, That entire article is just an insult to all parties mentioned, and you should realise that.

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I Nearly died laughing, Of course the atheist has trouble finding a wife since they are in the vast minority! 97% of all Americans are people of faith. Atheists have to search for a wife within the 3% framework which most of those would be fagots, They should take their own advice and stay in the closet HA HA HA HA HA HA HA shockofgod keep up the laughs

  • @outbackcafe 97% of the American population are people of faith? How would you define that? Does that entail merely beleiving in a generalized archetype of a universal creator? Or actually taking religious texts/docrines litterally? You have to understand too that Athiests are people of faith too. It takes a lot of faith to be sure you know how the universe works? And are you throwing Agnostics in there too? Those really are the only people who have an open mind.

  • shock you should debate thunderfoot and kik his butt

  • @BAZUKASH I feel sorry for that guy. Did you hear what Ray comfort said about him on my show? I had RC on my radio show and I asked Ray Comfort about Thunderf00t you can hear the show at Shockawenow . n e t Click where it says Shock radio

  • @BAZUKASH He would stutter through the whole thing like a dope

  • @shockofgod I would like to see you debate against Thunderf00t. Don't assume he would stutter, make him actually do it. From what I have seen he is disrespectful of all religion and all religious people, and wants the whole world to convert to atheism. He thinks that would be an evolutionary step forward because atheists are better, and he wants to make it happen. You seem sure you have proof, and he probably won't. Stop him from misleading the thunderfl0ck.

  • @qwexas see my main video now we are waiting for the stuttering nut job to get back with us...but evidently the idiot evolved into a chicken.

  • I don't hate atheists.

    I just don't like atheists who bash all religions and call us idiots

    (ex. theamazing atheist GIIVideos)

    I like them when they dont bash other religions (ex. KSicsFaces (not so sure what he believes in ive not been 100% clear about him but as long as he doesnt bash other religions hes a.o.k))

  • God is the Wizard of Oz.

  • @EdomiteSlayerYoMomma But he's not fake, there's a big difference!! :)

  • @Drumboy5165 LOL! I'll throw the next one a bit lower, that one went right over your head.

  • @EdomiteSlayerYoMomma It must have, it was late when I saw it!!! :/

  • lol my favorite comments from his video were--> EVIL-loution... BOOM! PENGUINS!! ... 5:54 OH YEA THERES ALOT OF EVIDENCE SUPPORTING THE BIBLE... lolss1!!#!#$@# ..hahah 6:22 the LAME and the sick?? EH YUH UH UH YEH UH UH !! athiests do not have problem finding a wife..<--- LOLLSS WHERES YOUR WIFE ?

  • no anitation poped up :(

  • Sometimes, you can be too Christian..... :/ Don't know why I subbed in the first place to be honest.

  • Why are most atheists fat, with very low personal hygiene and lack of morals when it comes to relating with society. I like to think that if i do bad stuff maybe ill pay for crimes in the afterlife. Atheist dont have to worry about that therefore i guess most of them will always be lazy, disrespectful and not goodwilled.

    I guess not all of them are like that but pretty much all of the ones i met have such aspects in common.

    dont care about grammar or spelling over da net so dont gimme crap

  • covering your eyes around a picture of jesus is so much less obvious than scowling at it. :p

  • @demonic87 I don't know why your an atheist. Show me some facts and we will talk. Sad thing, there are no facts for atheism.

  • @Spencer7631 Why would you need proof for atheism? It's pretty much the lack of proof that religions today have that leads to peopel becoming atheist.

  • @demonic87 we knew you were an atheist without you typing your username gave you away

  • @shockofgod X-D

  • Atheism is signifcantly less appealing... to religious women, and what atheist wants one of them, sure the statistics are probably right but there are more religious people than atheist people.

  • i feel sad for the guy who posted this video... wont anybody help him get better? i'm not so bad that i'll just laugh at some religious moron and not offer some for... say a bit of psychotherapy. So no i am not going to make fun of him... i will just wish him good mental health.. doesn't harm to atleast hope for better. does it?

  • I was laughing cuz you were laughing. You've got a funny laugh!! But anyway, I have all the proof I need that GOD is real. I've actually felt HIS presence before.

  • @TimmyGal Was it an overwhelming feeling of Love, joy , happyness and Goodness? Idk if it is, but I've had this overpowering positive feeling at radom times especially when I'm thankful.

  • @zxzrp0 I'd say more like happiness. :) When I laugh I feel good.

  • yOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOT ON THIS PLANET

  • @speddsk8rocker A 16 year old from "Narnia", talking about fantasy and speculation? In the most pathetic "Oh, and yeah", "oh, and" style? Lmfao. Just sayin'.

  • @SmokiSounds haha a 16 year that does think through a lot of stuff. And the narnia thing, i never knew it was there tbh.

  • Shock, you sound so cute laughing like that...You make ME laugh!!