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  • He should have asked him why the CIA was caught

    putting drugs in poor neighborhoods

  • getway drug myth is true.. im an alcoholic now after my ganja runout..

  • @bemansi too fucking bad your a drunk idiot, dont blame it on herb

  • US is better, because the UK version is scripted.

  • @redda2 is you a genuine mong?

  • Hahah "who will be a special asian.."

  • he cuda changed the questions a bit at least from the english 1...

  • The UK version of this bit was much better. Boring DEA agent spouting lies about both weed and extasy ruins it completely.

  • @TheFubbick no one ever sucked cock for weed

  • the DEA agent looks like Christian Bales retard brother Bhristian Cale. lol

  • 4:06 lmao

  • i never knew james remar worked for the dea

  • Food is a drug. Human beings can get addicted to pretty much anything.

  • @livingdeadgrl18 you are so right

  • @blazedballa420 Yes in the bible it says, Steven was stoned to death on the grass

  • lmfao is there a chemical that makes you dance like a prick :L

  • 1000 dollars a pound? Wtf!

  • unfortunately, the official unable to troll back...

  • it's weird without an audience! really weird! And I love how even the agent is like yaaa weed is STILL illegal haha

  • @jaiwook63 wtf this is 10 times better without the damn laughtrack

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  • noone has ever died from weed, it is non addictive and safer than caffiene

  • The UK version has a terrible laugh track.

  • And is there any negative effects?

  • is there a chemical in it that makes you dance like a prick lol

  • @doomsword86 well he said that it was "frequently referred to as a gateway drug", never said those were his beliefs.

  • the fuck is that fed talking about? weed improves my focus and concentration.

  • My friends dad works for the FBI and frequently interrogates others. So I've learned form him how to tell if others are lying. This DEA agent is lying his ass off.

  • @warpthal what kind of lie is that man, your friends dad works for the FBI and interrogates people all the time? If that were true he would have to keep his work confidential, can't just come home at the dinner table and go "Oh man what a rough day at work, I was chewing out Saddam Hussein's brother, and we had to kick him in the balls 20 times before he talked!"

    While he's a little off about weed he's really not that wrong about the drugs, just puts them in a certain light to make them look bad

  • @WowzaBoyz I don't think you understand. Your thinkng of the CIA. My dads friend comes in when there having a really tough time interrogating people. Trust me, you know nothing.

  • @warpthal i think cause he is an actor

  • @warpthal

    Pity your friend's mum isn't a teacher, you could learn how to spell. LMAO....

  • @doomsword86 Because slowing your brain is smart.

  • @doomsword86 what about crack babies? Is that a myth? Or just the tens of thousands of drug abusers that drop out of school each year? You must be very immature if you're condoning narcotics. Alcohol was actually proven to be good for your health in small doses, by the way

  • fuck reading all dem long comments down there ....

  • lol listen to this dea guy spew the propaganda shit his government told him like he has done this stuff... i used to smoke a lot of weed when i was in highschool and college but i gradually stopped.. im 23 and hardly ever smoke it anymore but they should just legalize everything! stop giving money to criminals, stop locking millions of people up, get tax revenue!! PEOPLE WANT TO USE DRUGS! YOU WILL NEVER STOP THAT!!!!and NO ONE should tell you what you can do with YOUR body

  • pot is illegal but so many drugs like pharmaceutical drugs are still legal and available over the counter. A friend of mine has taken cough medicine for years to get a trip from it and it fucked up his brain so bad. alcohol is so harmful so many people die from alcohol every year. pot is illegal tho.

  • if you people are so smart why don't you know that they tried to make booze illegal? too many people use it and they could not control it. pot can be a gateway drug if you let it be. im not saying pot is evil but you would do better without it. how come every pothead brings up alcohol? why don't you just say why weed is not bad? because even though it will not ruin your life you would be better off without it. god damn hippies.

  • @for20days it's so ironic that your account name spells out 420days

  • @for20days because alcohol being legal while weed is not, is a very hypocritical. makes no sense what so ever

  • I disagree,

    I am a pothead, I love it. it is a gateway drug. Cmon be real, if i hadnt tried weed 5 years ago, I would have never tried Shrooms, MDMA, Salvia etc. I woudnt have tried them because the people ive done shrooms, MDMA with are people ive smoked weed with. It is a gateway drug because you do get introduced to different people and other types of drug.

    You just cant let it get ahead of you, I smoke weed everyday but I do shrooms and M on the occasion.

  • okay ... so the only reason weed is "considered" a gateway drug is because its illegal. and when u do one illegal thing, your less likely to care about doing other illegal things, hence you might try cocaine, ecstasy, heroine. but think about alcohol. it fucks with your brain just as much, if not more than weed and yet its not considered a gateway drug. BECAUSE ITS LEGAL. no one thinks anything about it. just saying....

  • thats some fatass joints

  • What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it?

    Ali G

  • The UK version is 100 times better :/

  • @Vasileski88 no this was funnier..

  • This is almost a line for line rip of the UK version of the sketch.

  • "but I can tell you...ive seen some videos and some people are using that stuff and dancing" ... these damn DEA people know nothing firsthand about drugs, they just watch videos and repeat the bullshit they read..

  • @doomsword86 must be a shitty school haha.

  • Pringles- Once you pop you cant stop hahaa!

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh ... Morocco .. im Moroccan wazzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ^^

  • The British one is much better

  • LMAO Shit is soooo funny.

  • @doomsword86 It's all about taxation. Not everyone can make booze, but pretty much everyone could propably grow a bush at home if using Mari was legal. And besides you've got these idiot flowerhat lady and "concerned-whatever-" groups out there that all politicians seem to fear like the plague.

  • LOL "special asian"

  • That guy is a fucking idiot... he has no idea what he's talking about!

    Sounds like he's been just fed propoganda about every drug

  • $1000 a pound? I wanna get that guys number

  • the uk one is better. The guy's hilarious xD

  • dancing like a prick

  • Give the drugs to charity!

  • This is a classic!! I remember dying laughing the first time I saw this back in the day =D

  • @doomsword86 I'm certain he knows what he is talking about and he especially knows what he is supposed to talk about.

  • "Is there any negative effects?" HAHAHAHAH

  • lol 'hash, very similar to marijuana' uh?? knows his stuff then....

  • @bob644352 He's a DEA agent what do you think?

  • 42 people dance like a prick.

  • lol the body language

  • What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it? lmaaooooooo

  • @doomsword86 I respect fully some one else's right to do with their body/mind what they want, so long as it doesn't harm anyone else, and so I do believe that drugs should be legal. But I also believe cannabis has a damaging effect on the mind. I've been drawn to this conclusion based upon my experiences of a number of close friends who have been long term smokers and who have become noticeably slower, mentally. For me, damage to my body is far less important than damage to my mind.

  • @shoreep thats just complete bullshit. alchohol would also make you "slower in the mind" if you became an alcoholic. taken in moderation there are no long term effects

  • This DEA agent is so retarded that he doesn't even know that he standing right in front of one of the man that most abuse drugs in the world.

  • @playboysinistro trust me i'm sure he knows. but what is he gonna do?

  • @doomsword86 the only reason they class it as a gateway drug is because they say all these drugs are bad (so we experiment with weed) then we think well that ent as bad as they say lets try some other drugs cause they cant be as bad as they say either xD

  • Why is there another Ali G Drug video that has almost all the same jokes?

  • @maurikoira07 because this is a uk program ali g did in the uk first then went to the states innit he is english

  • @MOU5E47 yes, but old jokes repeated... still, good stuff

  • Pringles, Once you pop you can't stop

  • Im a charity that will take illegal drugs like those

  • The only reason that is it actually could be a gateway drug is because it's illegal...It's because when you go to a dealer he might also deal other drugs, and that's how it can lead to using other drugs.

    If it was legal, controlled (ie knowing it's naturally grown and safe to smoke), then people wouldn't be exposed to other drugs.

    It's the government's fault if it is considered my many as gateway drug and and has nothing to do with the chemical composition of the plant itself.

  • ahh this is the same as the one in Uk

  • see the copper lick his lips when ali mentions pringles

  • the same skit with the British anti-drug man was better. That man was nice about it

  • Americans are such stiffs when it comes to drugs. There's a same scetch with a british guy and he's much more relaxed about the whole thing.

  • Everything i've learned in music have been influenced by smoke.

  • i am god

  • Special asian from Druf Enforcemeny Azhency

  • My gateway drug was Ritalin !!!!

  • Dea agents are the scum of the earth and we can only hope they walk in front of a fast moving bus! FUCK THE DEA!!!

  • The "slower learning" from hash is debunked. Heavy users do have a slower learning but light users actually perform better than non-users.

  • 42 people was stoned

  • @doomsword86 he doesn't think for himself, he believes whatever the government says.

  • who doesn't smoke pot thumb this down

  • weed is a gateway drug but not a gateway to other drugs its a gateway to seeing thru all the bullshit that people speak thats why its illegal

  • @doomsword86 These laws are based off of the busines and a lot of countries and organizations (ingluding CIA) would loose their resource of money,informatins etc. if the drugs were legal...

  • fuck the dea...throwing non violent drug users in jail. Coming in and overing riding states that have legalized cannabis for medical reasons. The government should not protect the individual from themselves

  • lolol pringles and chocolate are fuckin addictive and they CAN harm your brain....just look at obestity and dysmorphic disorders.

  • Boooooo the DEA

  • Even they say that once you pop you won't stop lmao

  • This is practically the same as the British version, line for line..

  • weed is the most peaceful thing in the world

  • Once you pop, you cant stop..

    AHAHAHHAHAHA

  • The one with the English guy was funnier but this is still good :)

  • @husna99 This guy is more chilled out compared to the English guy)

  • 'how come pringles is legal, cuz even dey admit dat, you know, once you pop you cant stop' hahaha

  • yo fuck tha dea they dont know nothing about somthing , they just be little panzy ass bitches

  • @dipripper i just smoked driving around in michigan...they got a shit tone of weed yo

  • @Sp4rt4n1994

    dude you have neven been to Amsterdam have you?

  • @I3urnTheEvidence im german but i live in michigan, my grandfather lives 2 hours form amsterdam of course ive been there son!

  • "Let's say you has just got like, half a kilo at home or whatever..."

    Hahaha half a kilo is 1.1 pounds.

  • That DEA Agent is now the boss of the McAllen office if you can believe that.

  • Sasha was so much better as Ali G than Borat/Bruno.

  • @doomsword86 no there not there just based off economics, most of the anti pot commercials are funded by alcohol companies

  • smoke weed everyday you fucking conervative americans

  • @doomsword86 You're an addict.

  • @drgdrf lol ur an idiot

  • @drgdrf ether you are a troll or your fucking retarded.

  • @drgdrf you can get addicted to anything video games food everybody addicted to something

  • Beacuse this guy is from America he believes that someone could actually be this dumb lool

  • this stuff is legal, what about the other stuff? all this is illegal! WOOOOOT?

  • Ali G is awesome.

  • i love how this fucking d.e.a. agent thinks he's gotta be hip because he's hanging out with a dude like ali g...i love how he makes people look ridiculous

  • @maciverandy  the dea agent was actually pretty cool. dumbass. lol

  • "That about covers it" x)

  • hahahahahahha

  • His delivery is a lot better on the British version of this I have to say

  • y u didnt give em to charity haaaah

  • 1:32, pure weed was my 1st smoke, before any cigarette, because i could smoke it without coughing, i would recommend it as a 1st smoke :)

  • respect, say it...

  • BIG up ali G!

  • what if the animal looks really sad? ahahhaha

  • 40 'special asians' disliked this video

  • @ne0ajax 41 :p

  • I love how the DEA guy initiated the double bump

  • That agent was the most facist looking person I've seen. That being said I'm sure he's a good man with a good heart. It's only a job I suppose.

  • wow...way to go america, way to ruin a hilarious bit with your anti-fun, hitler-esque drug officer. btw im american

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  • How come pringles is legal?

  • @Therastafaro Once you pop, you can't stop

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  • this is actually informative (o_0)

  • why don't you give them to charity?

    LOL

  • This doesn't work as well without the audience laughing as in the UK version.

  • safe..lol

  • @SSgtParmer exactly, i smoke an ounce a week and the last thing I want to do when stoned is get involved in violence.

    I would be more worried if I had enough food for the munchies lol. Potheads are going to be potheads no matter what, legalized weed or illegal weed it doesn't matter. But if they legalized I wouldn't have to go to my dealer who sells 8 balls of coke and black tar heroin.

    I don't do drugs, just weed.

  • I think the DEA guy knows he's being put on but he's really cool about it.

  • You's really been ripped off - I can get you that, much cheaper.

  • Haahha he`s sick dude...

  • the dea guy is mad cool

  • ''Egham to Langley village bus''

    HAHAHAHA. I used to live in Langley.

  • what ali said about pringles is funny but right, they do have MSG, a DRUG that blocks your ability to understand that you've had too much... matter of fact, every kind of junk food's got this drug, but obviously they dont refer to it as drug, but an ingredient, and they're allowed to do that because they're rendering too much money for the government for it to pretend that they care about the people

  • "why dont you give them to charity?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • lol, about the mdma huh, does that idiot even knows that alcohol and nicotine are way more addictive and destructive then mdma? fucking moron...

  • @Paulosinitriozia i bet he does, but his paycheck is made to keep him thinking what they tell him to, not to think for himself...

  • That DEA guy is a fucking tool "For someone to put one of those in there body is absolutely crazy" What a wanker, he doesnt have a clue about what hes talking about.

  • #LOL

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  • lol

  • "Yous really been ripped off" lmao

  • SAFE #LOL

  • that's errr that about covers it.... LOL

  • I like how he said that "marihuana has frequently been REFERRED TO as a gateway drug" and avoided claiming that it is in fact so.

  • Once you pop you cant stop...HAHAHAHA LOL!!!

  • It is some sort of hash, very simular to marijuana. What the ffff... Talk about none IQ... Brainwashed, but then ofcourse ALL Americans are... From birth to death, you are a people without a brain... White trash and non-wanted europeans, that is all you are! Period!

  • the mawy mawy

  • dance like a prick. LOL.

  • you really being ripped of i can get you that much cheaper lol

  • Why has the CIA's involvement always been SO HIGH in 'illegally' shipping the stuff from one country to another? Why too are ALL 'drugs' so prevalent at their BOHEMIAN CAMP where the same SICK BASTARDS partake in whatever they can lay their hands on, including both female & male prostitutes?

    Do me a favour! Follow the money to anything declared "ILLEGAL".

    For 1, there wouldn't be a totally unnecessary WAR raging in Afghanistan if the bastards weren't trading & making ZILLION$ off them!

    S.Africa

  • dance like a prick, wow that made me laugh so bad lmfao

  • "wad r the other names that u call hash?"

    "... th-that about covers it.." hahhahaha pawned

  • 1k is cheap for a pound of good dro.

  • Fuckkkkkkkkk the DEA