A Salute to Noob Weapons!!

[MATANUI720]

g18 is ftw

[xGHOSTXRECONx]

I don't see what the problem is, unless its gamebreakingly broken I see it as a goal to be able to beat them with normal weapons.

[TheFamine123]

In COD4 I fire the Barrett in 3 round bursts. It works VERY VERY well.

[MarcSavardisapussy]

omg best mm1 carpet bomber of all time.... just ask ea? how they felt about losing 2 games to LoD with my immaculate carpet bombs when we had 3/6 and they had all 6 in playoffs season 3 i think.

[Scorch052]

oh comon man just becaus a weapon is powerful doesnt make it a noob weapon

[RmaxD100]

All I know is that nothing is nooby when both players can use the same "nooby" weapon. Except Riot shields... thats just stupid.

[spongetmmovies]

lmao mario? hes epic ok luigi u can call him noob but mario c'mon

[spairpartsdealer]

you know, in real life, like in the army, THEY USE WHAT EVER THE FUCK THEY WANT!!!!! SO STOP BITCHING AND WHINING JUST BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME!!!!!! IT THE REAL WORLD, THE ARMY DOESN'T WHINE IF THEY GET KILLED!!!! number one, BECAUSE THEY CAN'T RESPAWN!!!!!!!! numer two, THEY DIE FOR THEIR FUCKING COUNTRY!!!!!!!!! AND NO ONE CARES IF THEY USE WUT YOU CALL A "NOOB GUN"!!!! so why dont you crawl out of that little cave of yours and get something everyone has, A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

[7SwitzerlandAustria7]

you just tolled what i thaught

[strongbad73]

wow are those in the first half all PC versions of these game cuz they look ike shit!

[tbsla13]

Bolt action machine gun!

[GamerDudeLewis101]

@tbsla13

Lmfao

you make no sense

[tbsla13]

@GamerDudeLewis101 Exactly, the "bolt action machine gun" is a little meme I do with my friends making fun of n00bish amateurism with regard to weaponry. "Oh yeah?! Well I have a ..." You get the idea!

[GamerDudeLewis101]

@tbsla13

But what about the sniping shotgun?

;)

[dylan0ford]

i dont like any noob guns and i get no pleasure out of usin them so i think ur just a noob

[tony88771]

ur the noob some of the weapons in this vid are really powerful guns

[MendozaAxel]

Modern Warfare 2 Noob Weps:

UMP 45, SCAR-H, Glock 18 Akimbo, Winchester Akimbo.

The list goes on :P

[1parker789]

@MendozaAxel UMP45 and Glock Akimbo arent that bad. M203's, ranger akimbo, m16 and the FAMAS are totally n00b weapons too

[suicidekyd]

your forgot the plasma pistol

[PainInTheAssInternet]

I was disapponted that they didn't have the M468 in MW2. I counted on the M4A1 being omitted completely, and the M16 a remote possibility.

[Drakosgames]

COD4: M16A4 xD

CODWAW: MP40

MW2: AA-12!

lots of games have their nooby weapons, and damn, they are fun to use!

[izabelini]

@Drakosgames

i think the model 1887 is more noobish than the aa12 in MW2 :P

[MicrowavableToast]

i disagree the 87's werent nooby they were one of the last unlocks for a reason and because of some noobs that hadnt gotten them yet they fucked them up

[LilRunt5]

@MicrowavableToast But people wouldnt prestige just so they could run just using Models.

[ELEMENTYee]

MF2 Fuck they were shotgun auto for NOOB!

[WowzaBoyz]

lol fire flower smb is definitely the noobiest of all.

[doogrisa]

what about the rocket laucher from the old MOH games online?

[airbornghost123]

are you seriuose mario lmao

[Free2PlayGaming]

im not seeing the auto-sniper from CS on here...lol

[LWRCftw]

the biggest noob weapon ever is the Banshee from Halo. Only pathetic noobs need those to win.

[gman248]

ARE YOU STUPID?!BARETT AND NOOBISH?!jeez....

[GMG455]

go away cod 4 fan boy

[gman248]

lolol iam not cod4 fanboy

iam cod MW2 fanboy

HA!

[sniperops1]

YEAH!!!

[Jonza121]

I ALWAYS use over powered noob weapons. Just to piss off peeps ;P

[azizaziz12345]

LOL ME 2 its so fun hearing ppl say mother fucking noob

[Tri117]

Thats right we all have a little noob in us

[BallinTillDeath69]

what the fuck? secret pleasure for using these weapons? how much more can people get fucked up? some of you really need a life and i do not get that how using a 'Noob" Weapon in a game is cheating? grow up nerds

[mafiaboi4]

Wow stfu 'noob' weapons means weapons that give a better advantage that noobs would use

[SiantDread]

what game is this???

[Penguin5551]

2 emoal1

P90 and Raging Bull is my weapon set i use, why are they noob weapons they own like sh*t

[chrisisawfullyfresh]

P90's are really easy to use, and do not run out of ammo.

[TULOK9]

these weapons in this video 'own like sh*t'

[DeadMan15963]

wheres the boomshot?

[emoal1]

p90 from vegas should be in there

and maybe raging bull

[BreakingLinesCinema]

i wouldnt call them noob guns id call them "cheap" guns nice vid cause those r really nubish guns lol

[krazykalash]

I believe there is no such thing as a noob weapon. Is it pro to run around with a musket with 10% accuracy and 5% damage?

[vegetababi]

I agree

[classicjoker1]

yes a noob weapon is a weapon that is way to over powerd and then the ppl that we call noobs r the ppl that over use that weapon and abuse its power

[BallinTillDeath69]

who gives a fuck? weapons are part of a game to use them far out thats one thing these so called "pros" use as an excuse omg omg ur such a n00b u h4x omg n00b gun noob gun well the thing is the gun was put in the game to use it and if the person using it is good at it you all complain who really cares

[JinzoNarkoza]

The point is, using such weapons is against many server rules and that's why people are entitled to moan. Blame the game's developers for making highly overpowered weapons.

[beany4000999]

@BallinTillDeath69

[spairpartsdealer]

@BallinTillDeath69 yeah, if he's claiming those weapons are "noobish", why the fuck is he using them is he hates them so much?

[easytokillalbania]

usa make the biggest noob guns

[bassistx81]

i knew that there will be the bazooka

[EndorphinLabs]

what makes the third gun so nooby?

[Stars1and1Stripes]

the 50cal is the strongest type of bullet ever created. the projectile itself is around 3-5inches in length. it could blow out someones chest. and from that close firing that unrealistically (fast and no recoil) can kill someone in half a second

[SamuraiPie8111]

what about a 20mm minigun bullet from an a10 thunderbolt? or are you talking about ground based weapons?

[wezecs]

Gearz chainsaw?

[loonyfool11]

ohhhh it hurt sooo good!

[Amari111110987]

hay alls far in love & war, winning by any means

[picassopainter2]

Chill out dumbass, you're too fuckin stupid to realize that you got so hyped up over nothing that you wrote the word protending. Silly noob it's pretending.

[devinriordan]

how are they noobs they are obviously smart enough to know how to use them really well also forgot desert eagle from vega one and two

[FlairX3]

where is the VSS auto sniper?

[markopolo149]

ok, at 2:50, that's modded right?

[Stars1and1Stripes]

na its just a cutscene not gameplay footage lol

[Xanton1134]

You forgot the FAMAS and Mtar21 from r6v and r6v2.

[chopperhead2011]

The M82 is the best weapon in CoD4, but Jesus Christ, I hate no-scopers in any game...fucking nublets.

[Scarface80295]

What song?

[boxdynomite3]

dude its called grenade tagging and it takes skill

[MetalGearSolidYe]

50 CAL!!!!!!???? WTF 50 CAL shot someone miss? Lmao shot got point lol

[DarkestWraith]

a weapons is a weapon who gives a fuck if they kill u easily u just have to fun a different way of killin them

[MaxiCombo]

strange that u didnt put the chainsaw in the vid, anyway i dont believe in noob weapons only on fucking noob kids that dont know when to fucking shut pu. NICE VID =)

[danecookviewer]

THE FRAG TAG IS FUNNY

[xcessive9]

i agree with all but halo rockets.you should have replaced halo rockets with Rainbow Vegas' FAMAS or PSG1

[tiff44444]

i'm a real sucker for using these weapons

[chrismeier1]

what kinda noob video is this w/out the noob combo!!!!(on halo) lol like the music though:P

[enzocam93]

ok, let me get this strait... NO weapon is a noob weapon, and the only reson someone would call these "noob cannons" cheap is because they suck at the game and cant use these weapons themselves.

[WingAngelProductions]

I don't know, if you really spam them...

[idontlikesniper]

Well depends on the game it's true though. But a missle launcher is a noob cannon lol everyone knows that but most other ones arent like the frag tag. You can kill them by the time they get to you it's the other players fault

[Anonymus0809]

The barret is'nt a noob weapon! Retard!

[xcessive9]

i no!neither is halo rockets

[vegassk8ter]

lol wi you judjen mario........ lol

[JABBAWOKII]

was this your excuse when you started using noob weapons?

[theblame54]

yea frag tag is not noob ur just a noob who doesnt know how to get away from one

[unmasterlock12]

love this vid!!! old skool noob cannon rockS!!! 10/10

[hozzer2]

frag tag is not noobish it takes skill

[GravityCake]

I agree with u hozzer2. This guy is only mad cuz he gets killed by frag tags.

[hozzer2]

XD thx for agreein with me ya he is mad

[xXCarrotyPatchXx]

But noob weapons are fun and it's fun to hear people freak out about it~~

[dbgoober]

lol sweet vid. but i personally dont really think the .50 cal is noobish, well maybe in video games it is, but not in real life. but again, nice vid.

[franza94]

that gay is a noob. what a loser

[gielv]

They might be noob weapons, but irl they are highly effective and you would be happy to have these in hand against a horde of terrorists

[flippino35]

and chainsaw

[paradoxin7]

chainsaw is not noobish if you are that close you should be killed

[Treblaine]

OICW ain't real! It got cancelled for being too fat (heavy) so it's on a crash diet sans rifle. Still only a prototype, as in like four or five exist in the whole world.

And how in the hell is the XM-26 full auto!?! Surely Tom Clancy should have noticed it was a manual operated shotgun before stamping his name on it.

Still, frag tag looks so cool I won't mind getting hit just for the entertainment.

[antbajs]

wtf why can't i reply?

[ZombiesRPeoplesToo]

you forgot the gears shotty

[Hungerth]

The chainsaw mounted on the lancer is also deemed a noob wep in GOW (for both, all you have to do is mash/hold the B button.. no aiming).. but in gears2 that will all change, hopefully.

[Elite697]

Lol the grenade launcher was funny as hell firing it randomly hitting people LOL THATS A NOOB WEP

[RunawayCactus]

jus because a weapons own ass means its a noob gun? WAIT! WHAT AM I SAYING!? OF COURSE IT DOES!

[missersuperman]

where r the lmgs frm call of duty 4 ?

[madoldman4]

LMGs? More like The Noob tube!! Grenade launcher!

[antbajs]

Yeah, I also miss the P90, the noobtube/grenadelauncher, barrett .50cal and martyrdom (if that counts as a gun).

[antbajs]

Yeah, I also miss the P90, the noobtube/grenadelauncher, barrett .50cal and martyrdom (if that counts as a gun).

[damerc105]

in games i use the best weapons even if there noob guns, and i rape with them so people think i only use those guns you no the guy thats so good with one or two weapons its like he's hacking? you know that kind of guy

[benlandry2]

thank you for putting the xm on there i hate that giant anus

[TheD2JBug]

I know the M82 is a real gun , but man-portable is a stretch . That sumbitch is like 6 feet long or something and weighs a lot. And it's a .50BMG , Not even Arhnld could fire that one accurately.

That definately qualifies as n00bage

[Ace5004]

Not really, i beleive what would make it nooby irl would be the fact the bullet travels so fast the victim doesn't even hear the crack of the riffle before he loses an arm.

[felixwarhamr]

lol , u shoulda shown the lancer cxhainsaw from gow

[xSyNdiCaT3v]

m203!  NOOB TOOB! (cod4)

[toe2fungis]

where was cs:s in tht movie

[zambo16]

nice vid.!

[xXxJarrydxXx]

this is funny

[Hell1fire1]

Shotguns suck in a lot of games.. IN my opinion its like.. eather it sucks.. or it rock.. if it rocks.. its a noob gun.. if it suck.. well.. no one wants it.. rofl

[chippy89]

you mean to say it's broken

[shift9303]

lol, old school noob cannon.

[Fjgamer2]

Lol No BR+Plasma Gun? lol

[ALonelyBox42]

MM1 will be called a noob gun by the arabs aswell :D

[nutsforalmonds]

The OICW/GL is especially cheap on arcade mode, with infinite clips!

[mectroid]

The thing about most of those weapons there only used in multiplayer like free for all never in the campaign

[grgspunk]

Gotta love the MM1. You can blast away enemies you don't even see if you spam them into the horizon...

[GLMSdude]

frag tag take some skill though

[Mandrin23]

its just stupid to say: you are a noob because u use consider weapons

[reggiep75]

I remember playing old skool Soldier of Fortune 2 online 6 years ago (long b4 some of u console kids even knew u could play online) and we were getting nailed to the wall with the MM1 n RPG7..

Nasty cheap Mudderfukers used them!!!

:-\

[Rayerdon]

I think they should bring back the one shot grenade launcher. With restrictions there is not a problem. It was a very cool gun. Needed more ammo for single player though. I have not come across many games were the shotgun is a threat. At the end of the day with all thoughs guns. All it take is a good shot and its buy buy Noob gunner:D

[kidd356]

all the games on this video are my favorites.. no arcade shooters like cod4 they are junk.

[Ieon87]

Sweet video 5* like the music too

[CHUBONKISRON]

rofl the whillie pete grenade launcher haxzorz

[ripstik12]

frag tag is funny but cheap...

[MetalGearSolidYee]

NooB Defense!!!

[MetalGearSolidYee]

NooB Defense! true because u fear pull out def stay kill point home lol!!! Other persons strike to beat tough def lose lol. U like Def? u never won very NooB.

[trainwreckmetal]

LMAO, old school noob cannon! haha

[niubhu4]

the thing about noob weapons is that they are soo good so the the guy who holds it dont need skillz to kill sum1 with it... nuff said!

[guitarherokid666]

um if u want to rad on gears of war frag tags ur a noob. call the boom shot a noob wepon. and i can tell all those tags were planned cuse they just looked at u

[jouwmakker]

If you act quickly enough, you can melee the sticky frag grenades from GoW. Besides, if you're aware of your surroundings, you mostly see them coming anyway.

Also, as long as "Noob weapons" arent being used online, i dont care. Games are made to be fun, but MP is made to challenge you.

[bobbygattis]

I was holding out hope to see the Voss in here from Battlefield 2142 lol. Funny vid tho!

[meric2]

You left out a lot of noob weapons. The sword, and the plasma pistol for H2. The b button in general for GOW. You should remake this. And throw in some H3 and COD4 this time, because now they're out and have noobish weapons a plenty.

[warheart45]

Awesome video!

[leverpeber]

How can a gun be a newbie?

[ibondurmom]

no it makes the person using it a noob

[leverpeber]

How can a weapon determin if the person is a beginner? does some weapones become locked when you have played before?

[jouwmakker]

@ Leverpeber

No its cause some weapons are overpowered, and everybody wants to use them. This makes it extremely annoying for the people who want to play a fun game online. But instead, they find everyone using the same weapon, with extreme accuracy, giving not a single chance to have a good time to new players and experienced people who dont use that weapon alike.

[scm11904]

A 50 cal. isn't a noob gun if you actually snipe with it. It is a noob weapon when you run up to people and no-scope your enemies

[Koolaidman125]

no its not nooby, in call of duty it takes massive skill to no-scope your enemy lol and its hilarious also.

[skull9111]

with a sniper you should snipe

[MetalGearSolidYee]

At 1:55 WTF I laughed! oh yeah made in USA stupid! other guy scare why the fuck was that Gun drop far LoL!.

[yoonisaykul]

did you use an online translator?

[MetalGearSolidYee]

NOPE, Yes

[DonOwnsYou]

Frag Tag is the worst IMO

The XM is So noob, yet so awesome

[Equanox214]

lol this needs the M16 from Call of Duty 4

its ridiculous 1 hit kills

[beefyjerk]

i agree, fucking noobs are pathetic, that is the only gun you ever see anymore

[khira18047]

actually in halo the shotty rapes sword and hammer..

[MetalGearSolidYee]

At M82A1 .50 CAL sec WTF M82A1 .50 CAL shot 1 bullet target hit enemy comb!?. Real bullet someone miss!!?

[MetalGearSolidYee]

R6V2 If when people pick better gun else weapon? Who catch someone Noob? LoL.

[KNIGHTSPAWN555]

umm the farg tag isnt noobish

its cool, if ur good enough to dodge their shots and tag em and then not die when it blows up, then ur good

[IamGarlicSoup]

dude, it turns the B button (on 360) into a freaking instant kill button. Last time I checked, weapons that are easy to use and require no skill were noobish.

[whiskeystills]

i have to agree. the XM shotgun is for camping noobs. i personally use the G36c which is far from noob gun.

[SH1]

Fuck ya John Mellencamp!

Seriously though, great video, bro.

[TexHillP40]

What is the name of the song?

[Drumstop969]

famas is for noobs

[MetalGearSolidYee]

Famas Noob? No not Noob, good Famas If who people want pick Famas? Famas use less ammo then reload!!. Note: Famas can't play long ammo! Risk enemy may kill u it!.

[BuyUSAsEthanolKilOil]

ha ha 0:55

[campincarlrules]

awesome salute 5/5

[SpraxIAKS]

Stop being bitchy noobs and use it back then if you all suck so much. "The XM and FAMAS are noob weapons" Shut the fuck up and actually learn how to aim then maybe, just maybe you can kill them. Except Socom, only game where M203 is actually a noob weapon....so unbalanced.

[rcurtin763]

u shut the fuck up

famas is really easy to use but i dont think id call it noob

but the xm is rediculous

u must hav down syndrom these r the guns u barely hav to aim with to get kills

[SpraxIAKS]

What a fucking idiot, don't reply if you didn't read a damn thing. I never called it a noob weapon dumbass. I said for people to learn how to aim and maybe they can kill people that use them. Stupid.

[skate0721]

Halo 3 Ultimate weapon....Gravity Hammer. Nuff sed.

[xtremestunt]

no sniper!

[xtremestunt]

it totally pwns

First off, if you use the word "noob" you're a faggot.

Secondly, they're called power weapons. You don't lose the ability to use them just because you've played the game more than someone else. I hate