Ask A Ninja - Question 9 "Ninja Love"

[ob1y2k]

Guilty !

[Bobubobme]

Whenever there's a comment about the top comments being the same, it never is.

[HARUNOboy17]

I miss him.. :(

[rowanewiets]

are you german?

[ASwallowReturns]

you're no ninja !

I cant see a ninja so ... explain this Mister "Ninja" !

[bashamwolf5]

13,156 ppl got there wives killed

[bungholio2023]

you are fucking retarded

[Sherylyuki]

ninjas don't fall in love we fall infatuated like shinobi who got infatuated with a girl who got herself killed in a lava pool. =) and that was after 6 hours of the most intense side scrolling action. Shit happens.

[DaJayman654]

1,682 people take their girls out for bowling and 'zza.

[MrLokiKatz]

u sound like benjamin the elephant

[huhgoTHEsenegal]

its ninjas like you that did THIS /watch?v=SAgebAlg-CI&feature=f­eedu

[headwind0666]

fucking faggot fucking gay fuck your mother chow chee bye

[ryunoka]

And your "wife".

[Forsnaken]

is this a different ninja?? he doesn't sound the same

[cashhardy]

@Forsnaken really really old episode, same ninja though.

[Legalitayoh]

thumbs up if you got the shitty Acuvue ad

[sugarbean13]

"AWKWARD." lolz!

[slashdotcom7]

the akward moment when the two top cpmments are the same

[OmerasWoW]

OH MY GOD, I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS GUY :D I USE CAPS TO EMPHASISE MY THRILL OF REMEMBER OF THIS NINJA.

[Xan809]

He didn't wear the ninja's suit :/...

[Andresito91123]

This is one of my favorite ninja questions!

[Ardhamon5000]

Man, I remember laughing hard at these vids, back then. Now, I've seen funnier so it doesn't hold up like it did back then. But, I don't think that this is bad, just a little outdated. But, I would still love to ask this guy a few questions.

[Barsinx]

This would have made me laugh in 2006.. Now it's just meh compared to the things i've seen on the web.

[OvrNightRandomDJDoom]

THUMBS UP 4 GUY BELOW ME! just to b ironic?

[KeelanMcDorman]

Just wanted to point out the that the top 2 comments are the same!

[firelord699]

Accidently killed her father when picking her up on the first date. Akward!

[kittyhumor]

LOVE IT!!!

[hudlisuhail]

Both the top comments are the same!

[MrMittensKillsUsAll]

"Jason? I would love to kill your wife soon..."

translates to:

"Jason? Your wife was great. I wish she had extra lives."

[ShadowGuardX]

yo its Vegeta!!!!!

[austincanady00]

how do u fuck a ninja girl in a ninja way

[SoulEdge77]

Wait wait wait...so you weren't planning on buying dinner in the first place..

[GeneralMaximus4]

Awkward!!! lmao!

[williamq19]

sorry bout that...Im definitely buying dinner XD

[williamq19]

you never go back...ALIVE!

[NinjaKasumiD]

control your killing intent my fellow ninja!

[Gagoik]

4200000th view

[TrixAnims1990]

1, 664 people didnt go back....ALIVE!

[MrPorksoda555]

push 9

[JesusHareChrist]

jesus christ is a ninja

[PurpleCappuccino]

@JesusHareChrist jesus christ died live with it.

[pop11123]

ok the whole jbsomeday comercial is seriously pissing me off

[DuckyTheDuckster]

the ninja reminds me of Gordy from Ned's Declassified ....just with death.....a lot of death......

[purplepandatreesapp]

"their always on the road, you never know where they are" LOL

[Marineman9559]

Ha funny

[andreiusin]

ok no problem :D

[LOTRxfanx]

"awkward..."

"oops sorry about that im definately buying dinner"

rofl :)

[kheljahn01]

i heard ninjas can eat shurrikens :D

[Juinor]

dude, i don't hate your video, but a ninja is more suitable for Asian people. You don't really have the natural Asian ascent. plus anybody can be ninja, but i prefer Asian.

[Cruzito3000]

@Juinor yeah i like my stereotypes accurate too. i make my slave call me mastah and i call him boy and stuff.

[Juinor]

@Cruzito3000 LOL XD

[andreiusin]

@Juinor ur wrong this is a funny video man if ur looking for bloodthirsty ninjas go on asianninjadotcom and i m not rasist about asians being bloodthirsty sns of btches oops srry XD just a jk and ps if u don t like it just shut up and switch to other video man ...don t have to post a comm

[Juinor]

@andreiusin Thanks for the website suggestion, sorry if my comment upset too many people who is fan of him, I am only stating fact about ninja. In youtube, I do have the freedom to express my opinion on video which is why there is a comment box for each video. I have already say that I don't hate this video or the person who make this, all I am just trying to say is that it would be nicer for asian to be a ninja. Unlike other spam comment on youtube, I don't put down foul language. Thank You.

[daexion]

@Juinor All I got from your comment is "OMG UR NOT ASIAN!!!" and "OMG U DON'T SOUND ASIAN!!!" and "anyone can be ninjas BUT UR NOT ASIAN!!!", but I'm not saying that's why you got so many thumbs down or anything.

[Juinor]

@daexion thank you for your comment, I'm just stating my opinion about ninja. I didn't say that he isn't asian, I just saying that he doesn't have the natural asian ascent which is a fact there. I believe a small criticism will make his video better and more improve because I know anybody can be a ninja if you believe in yourself.

[mazzpsykoziz]

DEATH BY PENIS!

[imduhtechdeckpro]

i wonder if this ninja liikes naruto

[htm300]

balllllllllll shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt

[mazzpsykoziz]

@htm300 i believe its bull then shit not ball then shit good sir

[htm300]

@mazzpsykoziz

that´s right...

[mazzpsykoziz]

@htm300 i had a feeling that might be so :) thank you for confirming my suspicions

[Rabee3Alsayed]

in arabic ma3 nafsak...

[Suzumiyagirl01]

"Once you go Black, you never go back...ALIVE!"

X3

[evilloren]

although when I went to pick her up, I did accidentally kill her father... AWKWARD... I am definitely buying dinner.

[speedking42]

note to self... dont read comments before actually watching the video

[ultimatebatgirl]

eeer lovely lady lumps??? creeepy

[czorio4]

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love - Albert Einstein.

[rgGamerfreak69]

Question:

Who will win? A sniper or A ninja?

[KewLoser]

he sounds like a jewish pirate :S

[KewLoser]

he sounds more like a pirate :S

[Pcheloveg]

fukc you lox

[austin23cook]

loving too much... loving to DEATH ACTUALLY

[91694zander]

Hey what do you do in a active volcano? please make a vid for it

[KnowAChampion]

CHECK OUT RISING STAR, MARCUS HOPKINS ACTION REEL 2011 !!!!!!! :)

[Pistruiv]

man your crazy :D cool episodes

[Billsthenamefirst]

how come this episode has so much more views then the last one?

[TehZombai]

1,656 ladies didn't get thier hearts returned before they bled to death.

[natrj1995]

theres no way tht guy has a gf

[aliraebetz]

1656 girls have gotten rejected bj ninjas

[amaiaisuru]

So funny!

[princessemerald14]

This guy should be a therapist

...ninja therapist.

[etrinh00azn]

@kuaitomboblo OMFG SEVEN OUT OF NINE

[cool666able]

I thought I was the only one who still said za instead of pizza

[6ignification]

thumbs up if u hate advertisment

[SiSivictoria127]

Huzzah

[MasterVenik]

1,655 people hit the dislike button and 1 second later were decapitated by the Ninja behind them.

[EdTheBadass]

I used that - hearts of few ladies line among others to entetain few people at party. :D

Great success!

You are cool and I have followed you from the very first videos.

omni questions are best :)

[boss180888]

have i stolen the hearts of a few lovely ladies? guilty!

unfortunatly i was not able to give it back to them before they bled to death XD

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[GatameOne]

Why did i cacth you breaking in my house yesterday?

[acrostwick]

is he really vegeta?

[guilmon981]

As awesome as the ask a Ninja: Ninja is, He's got it all wrong, Ninja's don't obsess over killing, they do it for Honor, and their Lords..

[teen4373]

Keep worming Asian girls # lushfmlk.info #

[Sagget21]

"Sorry about that. I'm definitely buying dinner."

I like how he was considering not buying dinner lol

[kalynaable]

Asian ladies for dating # lushfmlk.info #

[cjsworld9000]

u should hav done awkward turtle lol i luv u yayyyy! it so funny :D

[TBomb15]

...to the glowing essence of the tiger princess of golden pie!

[Nilyentaraka]

I think this was the episode where Ask a Ninja really began to pick up.

[ithacavox]

k i just found out the creators of this made about 100,000 dollars a MONTH at one point from ad revenue

[zamzamzayd]

sex

[mkellars]

could switching to Geico REALLY save you more on car insurance? That's my question.

[EmOTiMeS97531]

"awkwarddd" hahahahaha

[YuriChanLuvsChu]

"to the GLOWING ESSENCE OF TIGER PRINCESS LADY OF GOLDEN PIE!"

That was the awesomest line ever to grace the internet. xDDD

[NefariousDreary]

This is freakin' hilarious!!!!!

[ReExperiment]

once you go Black you cant go back ALIVE!!

[ihavenoidea80]

"its loving too much, loving to death as a matter of fact"

[koyao0kissa0mayli]

om god lol!!!!!!! i want ninja love!XD

[kaaijer]

I hear Vegeta in your voice :)

[palekidsanonym0us]

@kaaijer MEGA WIN!!!

[SSJinchuuriki]

@kaaijer Vegeta would kill a ninja easily.. just saying

[iSoniPrice]

Maybe this is the guy who makes the voice of Vegeta xD

[Cooleyo789]

lol I bet she does *wink wink* ;) and your wife has not slept with you for the last 12 months *looks away* ........ not that thats my fault lol

[Cooleyo789]

lol I bet she does *wink wink* ;)

[WinnieXenobia]

Best Naughty women dating site mworld5.info

[Vantazzy]

You have very pretty eyes and they are very good in expressions. It's good that we don't see the rest, it could be a total dissapointment. But in this matter, ninja's do not need love, only sex occassionly... They are most likely found in dark rooms so their appearance is not strangly noticed... :P

[ganjaninja23]

What's with him and the "conciousness of the universe"...?

[only4fuzzy1]

lol, once you go black you never go back.....ALIVE! xD

[gtkpaladin]

man this guy is hilarious..."I have stolen the hearts of a few ladies...Unfortuneately i couldn't give them back before they BLED TO DEATH"...

[bunnyluver432]

I think I love that ninja! : D - not good : p

[azaquihel]

haa men has been so long !!!! THIS GUY ..PROBABLY THE REASON FOR ME TO FIND YOUTUBE

[Coolman464]

"Have I stolen the hearts of a few lovly ladies? Guilty! Unfortunately I was not able to give them back before they BLED TO DEATH!"

[SeventhSun]

@Coolman464

The skillful love ninja would have them die of internal bleeding.

[execrante]

i bet she does

[cooler1235]

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[X303ancient]

ask a ninja, why u talk sooooooo freaking much??

[X303ancient]

agfgfdgga

[berinaxaule]

Here online Asian wives Asian wives alone and try to chat her lushfmlk.info

[singit6]

I have you singing the "Best friend Bear" song as my ringtone. Just sayin...

[Arenaux]

What does Ninja + lawn care =

leafninjas.ca

I NEED THESE GUYS AT MY PLACE!

[SiriusMined]

"wife"

[ilovepizz]

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[SergeantCodebreak]

@Yuffie3982 You'd better BELIEVE IT!

-_-

[111whitepony111]

watch?v=pCYoQYvQkdg

[zombiesrcuming4u]

This was in the ninja handbook. Ahh, my nonja days.

I strangled them with my own intestines.

[Leon91195]

This guy is hilarious. I haven't seen his videos in 2 years and they still crack me up!

[lilAngus55]

Jason's wife hasn't screwed him in a year. lol :)

[AwsomeMystery]

some ninjas need love but not all like certain people who r ninjas r trained to terminate thier emotions and only some ninjas travel around those r the ninjas that do not stay loyal to another land but most ninjas stay in a ninja village in dif. lands.

[kanoorocks]

WOW they made us watch this in church

[Jexyss]

@kanoorocks lol why?

[Eagmr]

What a derp.

[cwinowich]

stolen their hearts literally, lol..

[IchigosPengin]

Finish her!!!

[walphillips1980]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[AwsomeMystery]

@walphillips1980 i know what the rofl mean in that but what does the ao mean all i have is roll on the floor laughing _____ _______

[walphillips1980]

@AwsomeMystery , no probs mate :) roll on the floor laughing my ass off ............ 

[jakeDmaster]

First question: what is thiss dude smoken

Second question: where can i buy some for myeself

[DaStayPuftFluff]

OMG AT 0:15 HE IS SITTING ON A CHAIR!!! i never noticed that.