Louis C K - Difference between girls and women

[dairylandbogurt]

sounds like his says "your four year old wife"... Disturbing

[Johnwestcomedy]

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[DavKellar]

Feels great to be a man :D

[kitsunefire1]

Damn! I'm gonna be a boy forever... ;~;

[deathbro97]

I'm not a man... YET

[munky40903805]

FUCKING OATH! trololol

[foyter11x]

FUCK OFF!

xD

[pillarsofserpents]

But, I like bras left on.

[nothinbutlogic]

Louis CK for president

[PkersWork]

Got fucking orange juice all over my face now.... Worth it.

[Rastafirez]

Well, guess I'm a man...

[fragitza]

Dang it, I'm still a boy.

[HumaneAnon]

I've sucked and chewed on a 14 year olds nipples when I was 15.

I've also sucked and chewed on a 38 year olds nipples when I was 22.

I much prefer the latter to the former. Too much complaining, bitching, and ignorance from the former.

[wangster76]

@HumaneAnon That son just aint right.

[MarshmallowEyes]

@HumaneAnon

Ignorance? Baby, hate to break it to you, but you were FIFTEEN--you didn't know shit! She was probably bitching because you were terrible.

Haven't you ever wondered why girls like older men? It's because men have NO IDEA what they're doing until about 35...and you've got a year to go, baby. ;)

[MarshmallowEyes]

@HumaneAnon 22 yr olds don't know shit, either...38 yr old women generally fuck 22 yr olds because they are trying to re-live something, or prove to themselves that they're still hot enough to compete with 22 yr old females.

[iLLnotSiCK502]

@MarshmallowEyes or because they want a man that can go all night. lol My current bf is 56, and I miss the sex of the 25 yr old I dated before him, believe that. But only sex, I sure don't miss the immaturity.

[TRA6023]

@MarshmallowEyes or maybe cuz young men have more testosterone.

Men over 30 fall asleep right after sex.

Men over 40 fall asleep during sex.

Men over 50 fall asleep before sex.

[GoBlessYourSelf]

Doug Stanhope told me about him and now I'm here

[zipiol]

'Fuck U ! Get the Fuck out of here !'

ahahah

I laught my ass off xD

[Nasimpedradmarryme]

@zipiol ghey



[zipiol]

@Nasimpedradmarryme what?

[r0nf0]

"WIld women, wild women, wild women. Rippin and the tearin, rippin and the tearin, rippin and the tearin."

[ErSlickVic]

lmao



[aldezmail]

I like women nipples

[LTDANMAN44]

I see alot of carlin influence in this bit, makes me happy

[AliceNchainz011]

@LTDANMAN44 How so?

[LTDANMAN44]

@AliceNchainz011 observational humor is a carlin staple

[daktastik]

Proud to be a man ;)

[musclvr98]

XD

[veets72]

this guy's show on fx is pretty good too

[TheHouseOffice]

long chewed up nipples.

Not something I ever thought I would hear.

[BoeingPilotable]

this guy's fuking awesome!

[DecemberFlowers]

Someone is jealous!

[boundlesslife12]

The women I know flash their punani.

And you're not a man till you eat one of those.

[SmackNcrack01]

went from bill hicks to this?!!! damn that related vid bullshit

[vincent10kd]

i was wondering why this was in my related videos watching an anthony jeselnik video, turns out they both have a joke about drowning babies.. lol.

[1974Qball]

My wife has chewed up nipples guess i'm a man yay!!!

[Victoriallah]

This is funny! And he's right.

[PSNGreyLynx]

fucking love that last bit, I'd suck on a woman's nipple I don't give a fuck if the shit's half gone!

[RosieRoseRosa]

as a girl/woman who isn't down with flashing my tits on Girls Gone Wild, where's the bit where he talks about fat old balding guys with red hair?

[PapaWilk]

@RosieRoseRosa haha keep searching. He's very self-deprecating. All the greats are.

[yockinnottou]

@RosieRoseRosa stop fucking bitching. shutup.

[cinnamaroll30]

immature humor, nice. damn america.

[S47z]

@cinnamaroll30

lol stuck up prick.

[cinnamaroll30]

@S47z lol childish douche.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

Wasn't really funny tbh.

[BOOMkhopadshot]

@MegaWinnieGirl then don't be. and multiculturalism sucks.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@BOOMkhopadshot The hell are you talking about?

[killerbilly95]

Nice!

[jkatawrath]

1:17 he's so mad haha

[MrViktahhhh]

46 women have long chewed up nipples!

[porlet271]

@MrViktahhhh thats not clever at all, dont make stupid comments

[0oAJKInco0]

@silentsniperrr. Wow never heard THAT before.

[mcchihuahua13]

Seth rogan laugh @ 1:21

[MuzikSuite]

One of his funniest bits

[silentsniperrr]

This guy has a direct line to my funnybone.

[Nasimpedradmarryme]

@silentsniperrr

how much extra a month did that cost?

[silentsniperrr]

Depends on the plan. I've been looking at different carriers, Verizon looks like the best (I think they added it for $5.99 more/mo.)

[johnandertonwins]

@silentsniperrr zombieland

[silentsniperrr]

@johnandertonwins zombiewhat?

[monkeygoodcipherbad1]

Just when I thought comedy was over...

[Zitozu]

@monkeygoodcipherbad1 ..THEY PULLED IT BACK IN

[Nasimpedradmarryme]

@monkeygoodcipherbad1

i dont agree

[CrashCommunityHQ]

hahaha

[chilipepper71]

OMFG! I <3 this guy!!!! <3333

[bjhMus1C]

"the fuck with their bra's on, it's a whole other thing"

hahahahahaha omg

[PollockQT]

I don't think I want to be a man anymore... LOL

[Danishkringle3000]

1:45 asshole in background who dares to "BWOOOO!!!!" louis ck.

[dukeskywalker09]

'She has breasts that need to be checked and maintained, I get bills for my wife's breasts that's some grown-up women shit right there'

[yitboy11]

the wild women the wild women, the rippin and the tearin the rippin and the tearin

[NICKvavavoomCAREY]

This guy is not famous at all in England. I'd like to thank Ricky Gervais for bigging him up in an interview (cos I pretty much go along with whatever he says) and allowing me to bask in his fantastic wit

[kilmindaro3]

@HaylonHarroo87

That;s youtube comments for you.

[solticpanzer]

@HaylonHarroo87

Hey now, I like jingling keys.

[MannyJazzcats]

@HaylonHarroo87 LOLOLOL I CANT BELEIVE YOU HAD THE BALLS TO SAY THAT YER LIKE SUCH A FUCKING BADASS SHIT

[cormermusic]

@HaylonHarroo87 Given that you seem to set so much in store with how many "likes" or thumbs up some one gets I'd say you're just envious. Either way it's not important because the entire thumbs up/down like/dislike system is only really used by children anyway.

[HaylonHarroo87]

@cormermusic blah blah blah bollocks

[cormermusic]

@HaylonHarroo87 Well why are you so pissed about who gets thumbs up and likes then? Why do you care at all? You're just pissy because it's not you, and you were called out on it.

[HaylonHarroo87]

@cormermusic i give not a single turtle's fuck about what you have to say

[Snarkathon]

@HaylonHarroo87 You come off sounding like someone who finds $50 in the gutter & bitches it not $100 ;) ... ffs, its YT.

thats all you have to get 'likes' ? put shit on people ... ? fuck thats tough to do, you win.

[Sh0nin]

@HaylonHarroo87 Oh, look at you, you're so fucking edgy! Cunt.

[beyourself03]

@HaylonHarroo87 nah, apparently bitching about ppl who quote a line from the video they just watched gets you likes too.

[SkizzyMcfrazzlepop]

@HaylonHarroo87 Fuck you! Get the FUCK outta here!

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[MGTGR123]

@HaylonHarroo87 Speaking of being a baby...Getting mad because someone "gets likes"?

Someone that you don't know, wrote something, and a group of other people you don't know click on something that means nothing in the real world but on the internet it means they liked it...that makes you mad? O-K.

[mikjab14]

hahahahaha 

[capricorncoool]

wAHT ? :( i`M NOT A MAN?

[RedBeanieAcoustic]

I can't stop laughing when he says fuck off hahahaha

[witchhunter84]

@wwwtotalitaerde Way to bring down the mood in here guy.

[Hynee]

@wwwtotalitaerde Dude, chances are you're a Nazi. Have you checked or asked anyone?

[hermanessences]

Apparently I'm not a man. xD Seriously, I've never understood people who like nipple sucking, that's what babies do... How is that so desirable?

[chonomakona]

@hermanessences you've never done that to turn a girl on?

[hermanessences]

@chonomakona Nope xD I do everything else, but not that.

[chonomakona]

@hermanessences girls love that! try it out sometime and see how excited the girl will get if you do it right.

[fatsomamacheese]

@hermanessences You're a dude and you don't like nipples? No, you're right, you're not a man.

[GrimmReeferX]

Fucked up thing is that women don't seem to realize that a man loves what becomes of their body. If a man stays with a woman, he sees the same body that he saw the forst time. Pretend men don't.

[jadedmastermind]

@GrimmReeferX The forst time?

[GrimmReeferX]

@jadedmastermind are you really gonna point out such an insignificant typo? I figured it wasn't worth another comment to say "*first*"

[jacobromu]

Wild women don't get the blues.

[MarkArandjus]

That George Carlin dedication at the end reminds me I have to make a top 10 standup comedians list. Carlin is high on it and so is Louis CK. One makes me think the other makes me laugh, it's all good :)

[HollyJSinclair1]

oh great what a future loooooong chewed up nipples XD

[vvinblog]

"Quote from video that I just watched"

[PixelPariah]

@vvinblog

Only toothless faggots plus comments like that.

[trechan]

@wblankenship thats what she said.

[zooxanthus]

how are the highest rated comments so often lines straight from the video? ya like i dident just watch and listen to the same thing as you i have to now read it b/c when you type it, its sooo much more funny then when the comedian actualy preforms it.

[sedna420]

@zooxanthus rough day at work.??rough day at home?? dont worry you will make it through humpday. what sucks is when people like you bring a downer to a page where people want to laugh. put a smile on your face i dont respond unless you have something positive to say..you dont want that ;)thanks :)

[zooxanthus]

@sedna420 his entire comedy act is exactly like the comment i just made goober. but thanks for putting me in some sort of fucked up catagory in your own idiot head.

[ErizotDread]

@zooxanthus

well...you don't actually HAVE to read the comments...lol...I mean....it's not like an English Lit class, where you have required reading...it IS an optional section of videos...but I understand what you're saying...just throwin' it out there...( *wincing* now expecting angry replies! lol)

[cbr0oks]

@zooxanthus it's just a lot faster than commenting 'this was my favorite moment in this video:  "

[RunAmok86]

I love when he says "FUCK OFF" in the wife voice :P

[tstimevato]

I love the hand movement he does when he says long chewed up nipples haha

[yuumeko]

"when women go wild, they kill men."

[Ape65]

Women tend to be self-assured. Girls are scared of their shadows.

[Isleofskye]

The Who sang "Hope I die b4 I get old" in the song "My Generation.

Now the survivors and Singer ( Roger Daltrey) are around 65 years old I bet they are not thinking that anymore!:)

[TheLisaMarina]

That's hilarious!, I think I'm a woman these days!

[TheLoner1987]

Louis CK has 1TB of CP.

[AustinDidIt]

I cried at 0:37. CK is a god amongst men.

[tribefan2693]

how have i not heard of this guy?! lmao

[nflax11]

LOL

breast bills

[mattisprettycool]

hahaha 0:45-0:50 is so funny.

[XKG80]

A+ great comic!

[birdman4birdlegs]

I wonder is the 25 dislikes on this video are women gone wild haha

[bkingk8]

/sigh i can really relate to this guy

[kurt9876543210]

they kill men and drown their kids in the tub

[jcclarkeru]

he is comic genius

[Oscar49]

aww man get timing

[DeLaSoul246]

hahaha! I love Louis CK. He talks about the old shit everyone talks about.. except in a more clever, ballsy way. He's more original. Kick-ass.

[realrasmckhaile]

Greg Giraldo and Patrice Oneal is way funnier.

[ToRnIkEE66]

they fuck with ... WHAT DOES HE SAY THEN ?

[crinklefish]

@ToRnIkEE66

"their bras on...it's a whole different thing".

[Auditt09]

i'm going to be a girl forever--plastic surgery.

[TheLittleRussian2]

@Auditt09 Nah, that'll just make you look weird and inapropriate. Better to look fifty that to look like your trying to look twenty.

Older women trying to look young -- not sexy.

[greenjeansmjr]

@TheLittleRussian2 How true...the BEST thing a woman can do for her looks? No fat on belly.

[earthshe]

Love it!!!!!! ha!!!ha!!!!

[petestrat07]

This guy is awesome, just discovered him today.

[elrynx2]

@petestrat07 Same here :)

[petestrat07]

@elrynx2 - Cool :)

I've been relying on Bill Hicks for so long to get my laughs and although Bill is still my favourite comedian, it's great to find somebody else to feed my dark sense of humour.

If you don't know of Bill check out "Sane Man."

[elrynx2]

@petestrat07 No, I've never heard of Bill. "Sane Man" it is.

[loverofthemilf]

How do you literally read something?

[elfielvr]

I would, that's all Im sayin. :)

[TastyGenitals]

Omg awesomeness haha

[Wlushbough]

He's the best of our time

[iLittleFoot]

Louis C.K. is the man.

[beyourself03]

and you're not a man till you suck one of those fucking things either by the way.

[ZachGretzinger]

Lmfao I literally read that on accident as he was saying it XD

[mischifKES]

haha same!

[samfilmkid]

@beyourself03 such an excellent way to end a standup routine

[TheMindNomad]

@beyourself03 im pretty sure that has the opposite effect lol

[teamsquirrels]

women gone wild haha

[eXcommunicate1979]

lool, he looks like he had a few beers before the show.

[pdxtone]

Man so far I agree with everything this guy's said.

[more2luv18]

lol

[StrumTheStrings]

dedicated to george carlin hell yes

[bagdadroy2]

"I get bills from my wifes breasts" xD

[hogiewan]

"for" not "from"

[ruff1298]

"That's some grown up shit right there."

[lostsavior]

Face at 00:46 - 00:50  is priceless.

[pumbsteri]

where is this show from?

[l0sts0ng]

But everyone has sucked on some of them! Your mom had breasts too and you sucked them!

[mnypwrrspkt]

louis ck.. im gonna buy you a hot young hooker one of these days.

[swaGa1nRz]

they dont show their tits to NOBODY

[xoxojmariexoxo]

Fuck you! Get the FUCK outta here!..... FUCK OFF! bwahahah

[HardcoreDancr]

I am gonna miss little perky nipples when I get older : (

[bigstabby]

yeah i'm gonna miss'em too.lol

[truthseeker9111]

@HardcoreDancr fuckin pedophile....