JLSTV Ep 1 - Phone Sex Fail

[tylerkanuho10]

This is so funny

[Mereanonymous]

dude, you totally copied this

[TheJLSTV]

@Mereanonymous Read the description...I never claimed this shit was my idea, I just heard something similar on the radio and thought a video would be cool. Gotta love people who hate before reading shit...

[Mereanonymous]

he copied this

[markalanwhite]

This is Funny Lol

[laylowdude1]

funniest shit ever_!!

[Katara55]

whaaat the..?! xDDD best xDD

[CrystallTCM]

that was a really funny vid. loved it. haha.

[DontH8MeCauseUAintMe]

that was so funny

[Callahan420]

LMAO

[1CYH0T]

hahahahahahahahaaha had me rollin the whole time

[grimreaper9292009]

dude i was rolling on the floor when andy said he came in your butt.lol. and then the strawberry shortcake was awsome.lol. although a candy cane involves breakin the nose. lol

[ANCHORSaweighMYboys]

ahahahahahaha fucking great

[BigJewishDude]

lmfao so funny

[shredmania369]

"oh my lord,ur penis is so large" i just lost it there XD

[TheQuietstorm305]

That was hilarious! I love it! Totally have to share this video, cuz it made my night! LOL

[lolakaulitz215]

Oh yes big daddy

[aubreybbyx3]

LMFAO!!! that shit was funny!

[xridethelightning]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Andreeanz]

lmao awesome

[DanBayou]

I swear I've seen a video exactly like this somewhere. Don't give a shit though, loved it. =P

[PUNKNDlSORDERLY]

AHAHAHA!!!!

[jellotime91]

.... LOL..

LOL..

[jeeberzcreeberz]

LOL that was really funny pmsl x

[kaninp0wnz]

haha ur great!

[CoverHaven]

this is genius.

I see your popularity rising amongst the YT stars.

Expecting you in a collaborative video soon :)

[lolakaulitz215]

You are like THE funniest guy on youtube right now. I hope you get the recognition you deserve, for real

[TheJLSTV]

Well I wouldn't go that far, but thank you!

[Jdubcsu]

haha this is so great lol

[EmzXshorteh]

lmao!!! awwe hun, that's why you should just call me instead ;) lol :P

[Aries0913]

wow, thats cool

[Ancholestarr]

LMAO

:]

[hottboydeano]

OMFG!!!!!! i was pissing myself damn it lol =p

its just the computer i thought was funny

[TheDarkestOFDays1]

this is fucking awesome iv watched about 50 times still just as funny

[texington]

dude....your a god like figure of comedy on youtube :D

[TheJLSTV]

Now THAT, is a compliment!

[tjreeseman]

@TheJLSTV woulda been fnny if u didnt steal it

[ballinboi3546]

lol i havnt laughed that hard in a while thanks justin man lol

[eurasianchica]

LMAO! are you back for the long term?

[VuTang01]

oh god. that was a great laugh

[guitarist123093]

hahah that was funny

"strawberry shortcake complete"

[1337cole1337]

i used to watch you're videos all the time after school.

really felt like i knew you, so its great to see you are still making videos

[putzamoale99]

dude are you back wtf is going on ?

[midgetroxursox]

thats fucked up.. :D

[michaelalowther]

i didn't notice you put this up till now :s ooh well the new show is amazing :)

[DarKStorMStudios]

Lmfao

[scorchered]

I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

[Mutaxx]

LOL!!!! dude this stuff is GREAT keep doin wat ur doin.

[kckproductions]

hahahha that video was great!!!!

[TheBarnMetal]

omg i csnt w8 4 the next vid!!!

[Akwong86]

you are a sick dude

[Whitelinefilms]

It is cool to see that you are getting away from this addicting shit hole of a place and regaining what life you can! Good for you, maybe I will follow suit.

P.S your use of after effects is the shit! Ever thought of selling dvds or putting your old videos on your site and charging people a little coin to watch the classics? I would pay to see them i am sure others would too! Later bro.

[ClownKid702]

yeah i love his videos but i think he tryed to cuz he had the racist thing with the beans and rice altho the video was funny :)

[x3GxReMiX]

Justin is the funniest youtuber i have ever seen.

fuck youtube

[hitmankanadiz13]

Justin got himself suspended on purpose. He was looking for a way out so he planned the Indian 'racist' video. Well done Justin, you managed to fool the many

[jamiwhopper]

I HAVE MISSED YOUR VIDEOS TO THE EXTREME!!!!

Hahah This was great....Go Justin! :)

[CoKidCo]

i laughed my ass off at this

[TheBarnMetal]

aaaaargh its been like a onth and i'm ripping my hair out with anticipation loking foward to the next video.

[sk8erflipdude]

hilarious

[angelicaflorine]

rofl... You want us to fuck your butt! Okay, we are fucking your butt.

[jokadatoka]

rofl

[SmithVlogs]

It's nice to see that you've sometimes been online!

[effectsmaster1]

hey, you posted this on my birthday. This is freaking hilarious!!!

[MaxpowerUS]

please more vids your my cocaine!!!

[crunkman407]

Hahahahah, I effiing died!! Thanks for commenting my channel justin, your the shit, ive been watching for a while now.

[HockeyGoalie2169]

Dude this was awesome keep making more!!! ~ohandthisjustinfan21

[TheBarnMetal]

lmao every time i watch this video i still find myself laughing :D

[HeffIsMyHero]

terry is funny! hahahaha..justin u still got ur 100th episode rap video? plzzzzz upload it!!!!!!! its one of my fave, and im sure lots of people would enjoy watching it again, and the people that got to kno u now also ^^

[Goofballstudios]

ahahaha man youtube fucked with the wrong guy your funny and more entertaining than fred

[ledaczepplindc]

funny fucking video. it was weird, when the terry guy sent the message my phone went off... freaked me out, i was afraid to look

[SmithVlogs]

It makes me sad to think that I'll never get to watch your 200 some videos again:(

[AdamDynamite]

Haha a good new start :D

[MoFuckinJohn]

god fuckin damn that was funny dude haaahaha

the new intro is sick too

you should do like a video a month like this

that was u still have your show and all the extra time.. plus idk what the fuck else im gonna watch now

[dewey0hurst]

Fuckin super funny

[TwoHardCore]

haha that was great

[MeliTej8581]

LOL HAHAHAHAHA OMG Justin! LOL Oh and the intro...FUCKIN AWESOME! Glad to see a new vid from you. I was scared I wasn't going to see anymore. YAYYY!! YOU ROCK!

Love,

Sasa

[MadnessStalker]

Dude, I have and audio message on my phone similar to that. I cant tell which version I like. I might send you a comment narrating it if you haven't heard it.

Good shit. Glad to see you didn't leave entirely.

[Eaglefied]

ROFLMAO......what's a strawberry shortcake haha.... really though what is that?

[JedrekenSederis]

It's where you punch a girl in the nose and make her bleed, then cum into the blood.

[Eaglefied]

ahhh i c sounds mean as hell, but if she likes that hell im in .......

[JedrekenSederis]

I, personally, like to start out with some hot candle wax and electricity then move up to whips and broken things... Nose is a good start.

.....

[Eaglefied]

not big of a freak myself, pleasure and pain are 2 diff things to me lol can't mix them myself get turned off if pain is involved haha

[JedrekenSederis]

Well... When you get a girl and she's turned off by your non-freakeyness hit me up and I'll take her off your hands for ya =]

[MeliTej8581]

Break someone's nose (blood for the strawberry) and cum on their face (white for the shortcake) LOL

[kptheegoalie]

lmao! I loved itt!!

I was afraid you were gone for good JL! Great to have you back =D

[Sup3rMatt3h]

LMAO that video was awesome!

[PsychadelicDerek]

Are you going to stay? and i fucking love all your vids, even the news ones stay real

[snowboard3rking]

haha fucking gay "you said i wanted you to lick your crack"

[123xmaster]

LMAO HAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! lol lmao

your greaT DUDE

[123xmaster]

love the intro dude great job

[fernando1614]

this is my second comment and thios video .....but this shit is so fucking good i love it

favorite video man

[McStankDank]

haha funny shit. glad to see u makin something. keep it up bro that shits fuckn funny.

[SlayingRocker]

Hilarious Fucking Hilarious

[ridin29]

tarry and i are fucking ur but hahahahahah roflmao

[alston2reel]

thanx for staying on youtube man lol we missed yah :-)

[xxalisuicidexx]

ahahahahah!

i love thiss. :)

[deacon69420]

LMAO!!! Hilarious! its great to see you going strong with more vids,u had me worryd b4.keep up the Hilariessness.its Great

[lovegeist]

haha. I needed that laugh. Thanks Justin! That's why I love ya!

[Arielslopa]

LOL !!! I dont want you to do shit I want Audrey back

I believe you said you want me to lick your crack xD

[vivaarnoldo]

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!

And your brand of lube was???????

I didn't recognize the bottle OMMFAO.

Cheers mate.

[ianelephant4676]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[ProgrammerInProgress]

yeah, that was really funny, I didn't think I was going to enjoy it so much, but it actually got funnier as it went one :D

[peterdevosraenis]

dude you enlightened my day lol

[Eron78]

lol that was awesome

[lSavvyChickl]

that was awesome :D !

make some more soon !!

[jgomez900]

Strawberry Shortcake, COMPLETE

[therealHaroldnKumar]

lolz u got banned lolz

[TheJLSTV]

And you just got blocked...lolz! Blocked on both accounts, you are a real winner.

[shatsi0]

Poon,

[lonliestdayofmylyfe]

Lmao, banned from youtube is not so bad as being sad enough to be blocked from commenting, you sir fail, go kill yourself and have a nice day.

[amordesantos06]

LMFAO WOW JAJA FUNNYSTUFF

[Caitlinsaysno]

hahahaha so hilarious!

[VickVids]

Hahaha, good one !

[NeedAMinuteOrThree]

RIGHT ON!!!! Justins back!!! that was some funny shit... gross... but funny anyways welcome back Justin.

[SGguy0425]

hahaha so stupid but halarious i hope the new shows better than the old one!!! :D

(the old one wasnt bad btw im just saying even better would rock)

[CutesyBubblez]

oh noes.

good material. pls work on your acting though.

[donovan3955]

i know so many ppl that would love audrey for her big appetizers

[shmor95]

lmfao. fucking gross

[ZapelZio]

LOL, hilarious!

[jrapplebrod]

love the new intro

[TheBarnMetal]

audrey lmao

[mautavaress]

hilarious!! good to have you back, dude!

cheers, from Brazil!

[antiemomusic]

good to have you back.

good job

[MGS45]

OMG thank god your back.

[Allgreenstuff]

hahahahahahahahahha!man ur back hahahha fucking niceee

[minimann95]

Thank god you're back Justin! I loved it. It's really different from your old account and I think this'll be just a good or better. Loved the intro by the way!

[trance4e]

This was awesome xD

love the intro!

[soulhammer611]

This is fucking crazy shit man.....

I loved it...

[traciexrock]

this is the best video ever. definitely subscribing! :D

[JammyDotDank]

HE'S NOT GONE!!!!!!!

Thanks for sticking around.

we know you didn't have to, but it's nice to know that we matter somewhat.

= D

stay fuqin original man.

[YummmyChocolate0]

LOL

[bethnlucus]

That was freakn' hilarious....i loved it. Please keeping putting out vids. I need my weekly Justin Levesque fix.

[bethnlucus]

Love the new intro too

[LISdafreestyler]

lmfao! that is the stupidest thing ive ever seen. who the hell would get off on a robotic voice..

[gutmunch5]

rofl

[gigaxshade]

Fun! Though, I've seen similar before.. hmm, anyways, it's good that you're back up again!

[DJbacktrack]

im so glad you didnt stop making videos all together.

[DLeeTrois]

lol good shit...good to see u putting out vids again...dont allow the nazi youtube scum to force you out.

[darken27]

XD

Omg, is that a real site? It sounds hilarious. lmao

[fatboycoker]

like the new song man sounds like a song from dude's wheres my car

[2muffinsinanoven]

omg, this was amazing, ur back, with an awsome intro, and and amazing video.... i love you

[xShadowEntityx]

Lmao Great Stuff Justin, Never Quit

[Beastialman]

Fuck yes.

[2KAS2]

Wow, truly genius! That was hilarious, and the intro is amazing!

[bulchue]

Great to see you back man

[Lawls8]

owned i thought it would be something else but that was funny

[multirider049]

rotflmao. this shit is funny

[overlord717]

damn....i thought he was gone i dont like jews

[zINOVAIz]

r u goin to start doing sketch comedy skits like this? if u are thts fuking awesome this shit was hilarious

[lightfire18]

Awesome. Really liked your intro Justin

[beeron2003]

Awesome dude, glad to see you're back!

[xloser69x]

hahahahaahhahahah nice

[bigwillchill]

that shit was funny

[corpsmanup780]

HAHAHAHA i like the new intro and the new direction... rants are awesome but after a year and some change there cant be much more to rant about... this skit is hallarious

[st0wnerer]

i forgot this yesterday

JUSTIN FTW

[pariskain]

ok so i love the new intro and i laughed so hard that was great !!

[Kurox1992]

Lmao, Funny. I like the new style of shows so far, Keep it up :D

[ltmangaka]

yeah Justinnn!

Nice to see you are making friends over the phone.

[OnlyOne9201]

Lmao!!! That was great! Glad to see you're still doing videos, I didn't get to watch all of your old ones so I'm pretty bummed they all got deleted. Keep it up dude, you're funny as hell =]

[md3672]

ROTFLMAO LOLOLOLOL that was great!

[ThePatty16]

Hahaha..thats hilarious!! Glad to see your still making videos..what what!!

[XioC652]

OMG!! rofl...

[red570ownz]

lmao

[christinac86]

IM DYING WITH LAUGHTER! Thanks Justin!! =)

[ridin29]

that was the best thing ever!!!

[AeonofOblivion]

Lmfao xD  Wow. If only.

[dawakat08]

lmao that stuff was funny as hell me and my boy nolan were hangin out almost dying listen to this

[crossexamination]

HAHAHA!! Awesome!

[Mugzy1124]

Your awesome Justin!! So glad that your back at least for the moment! Your are exactly what youtube needs!! Screw sxephil and fluffee you are leaps and bounds ahead of them!! Love you so much justin!!

[VforVail]

HI JUSTIN !

[eriennelicious]

I love it. Hilarious. Haha.

"Do you want us to fuck your butt?"

"No!"

"We are fucking your butt."

As I die with laughter.... =]

[Slurnayr]

haha cuz u can totally get off to an automated voice pretending to do u lmao good job keep it comming

[kellyn74]

hi :) still very funny and clever oh and hot!

[WildGoose1337]

HAHA! this is great Justin!! very clever.. and true, they always fuck up on auto operators...one failed techniclogical invention!

[hoshigaki81]

Man that was rich, great show and Terry really sounded hot rofl

[TheJLSTV]

Lol, thinking these up is a lot more complicated, but if a good idea hits me then I am sure I will post it.