PEDOPHILE!!

[MyNarutofan11]

I'm twelve going on thirteen on August 2, 2012, I want some whip-cream flavored vodka. It sounds okay, but isn't vodka REALLY bad for you?

[WAZZUPPRODUCTIONS123]

You uploaded this video on my birthday!!! :)

[s299051]

my face has been blessed 241 times :)

[demon5405]

wow there must be a lot of people that think you're insane in your town

[xShadowKittyx]

DAMNIT Y U SPEAK SO FAST. i wanna know how to win a freakin' epic tshirt. D:<

[EsnesnonNONSENSE]

37 people thought that this was some form of porn.

[YargutsYT]

'I just spanked it!' haha.

[lilmommie2004]

"I just spanked it!" tehehe

[Edud62Alugetha]

In France, the alchohol is goooood... Man, you should have seen my friend's bar mitzvah!

[ItsTiaBabii]

looool " i just spanked it" i choked on my juice lol

[Facepalmguy]

Dude, when he was saying "If you sneezed during this video..." I sneezed, so thank you Toby :D

[GliTterGoDesS72]

@gothhy IKR his eyes and his hair just hot

[gothhy]

He is such eyecandy.

[bosstanaka88]

I WANT TO LICK HIS TEETH!

[Hedeyasu2]

@bosstanaka88 what?

[bosstanaka88]

@Hedeyasu2 have you seen his teeth they are perfect and it makes me want to lick them

[sife777]

@bosstanaka88 wuttttt lick them???????wutttttttttttttt

[ScotishLizzy5551]

@bosstanaka88 what the buscus

[zXscopezXz]

@bosstanaka88 gross

[bosstanaka88]

@zXscopezXz yes, yes it is

[MoustacheCloud]

he is so spontaneous

[MrTeaVG]

hey guys! if you like fun commentary for minecraft come check out my channel!

[BabySapphireDragon]

Toby's real name is Tobias...IKR--MINDBLOWN!

[777SuperSonic777]

I told my friend to search you on youtube and this video came up. He didn't like that word. I think he thinks your a... be careful when you name your videos!!

[msmali94]

lmao

[RHINOCRUNCH]

we make gaming vids! <3

[masterboys12]

OMG i saw pepsi



[TheEpicSuperFan]

@JPGplanet Los Angeles CA

(he grew up in Niceville FL I think)

[JPGplanet]

Wut city does he live in in Florida?

[TonyVsTheWorld]

lmao, your vlogs are the best

[Khoejgaard1]

not so much of the dark darkness

[COOLSTORYHAN5EL]

My dog sneezes almost everyday so I thank you Toby for blessing her face.

[MrStack619]

IM FREAKING 12....Now i wanna go to france!!!

[BlessYourFaces]

So much SPONSOR!!!!!

[MKFatalHit2013]

"UUUGGHHH SQUEEZE IT" great Toby...

[smoshyjinx123]

no toby bless your face

[jeffrey0785]

I'm going backwards in time cuz I'm watching these backward

[bcapenaro1991]

I love how Toby does these, in public. That shows balls. Props to you, good sir!

[morganderson4]

my cat sneezed dose that count? should I bless he's face?

[sockpuppet4life]

Look it's pink,,,,,,,like perfume!!!!! ^_^

[arielleferre]

Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

[delenadono]

Did anyone else notice that he was hanging around the liquor isle throught most of the vlog

[pwnedbymegirl]

Look at ALL the product placement! Toby must be rich xD

[Flogin4ParamoreSons]

Did anyone else notice the pads and tampons he walked by?? I mean, if I am I will feel like a pedofile.

[PaladinPower811]

Toby has such an awesome name. 'Toby Turner' has such a cool ring to it.

[theKydrock1]

@PaladinPower811

It's TOBY TOBUSCUS TURNER

[brickarmsbattles]

@theKydrock1 No it's not, idiot.-_-

[pwnage3D69]

Anyone else notice his hair is always messed up lol

[omglollookitsmeh]

Toby you know you weren't running away from that girl because she saw you looking under that tree skirt

[XxAeromanexX]

Lolz

[cosmicpandabrownies]

I did it I sneezed!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!

[MattyAndaGinger]

Goop

[MattyAndaGinger]

That hoop struck the intercoms soul with a thousand mini horse power

[Sercinity]

1:13 MOUNTIAN DEW!!!

[MrsOtakuTaco]

its december 2 and hes in his shorts and a sweater iwish it was that warm here in canada...

[Bugman657Studios]

I sneezed like 20 times today

[CaptainBadHorse]

Toby you are the only reason id ever come to L.A.

[i7Cool]

You probably got kicked out the store because you yelled boop really loud

Lmao

[Thurmaan]

Toby doesn't drink, he just reads books... Ahh, the headache

[loolooxxlolx]

I watched this this morning, and then i sneezed,so i had to come back to get blessed:D.

[deadlyseraphim]

whoa this was ten days ago!....will you marry me?

[AllyBally2127]

you made me dizzy

[LemonLimeGrl]

good lord that girl was booking it towards you...

[NerdyKoala25]

OMG I RECONOZE THAT THUMBNAIL

[xXxRandomxBunnehxXx]

I sneezed multiple times :)

[WillyBurkeus]

Hey guys im starting my own vlog and i would really appreciate it if you subbed me. Nothings up yet but i promise a lot of future laughs, boop!

[storm8856]

FINALLY. I SNEEZED DURING A TOBUSCUS VIDEO. :')

[Horses4ever8]

Omfg Toby lol at the end I was so embarrassed for you XD

[EicPwnageTime]

That is a real long walk

[xElleax]

No

[267asdf]

im i the only one recogienized the thumbnail?

[thefarheensauce]

lol "GOGOGOGOGO!! ...hothothothothot"

[rukia157]

I have had that pink drink! Its actually pretty good haha :)

[llcutesushill]

Toby- you are just circling around the store!!!

[SaucyBanana10]

Haha I luv your vids in the public I bet every one looks at u funny after the BOOP!

[brittanyn1101]

i love how he seems to gert louder in the outros when there's people :) :) great vid lol

[tremulantsings]

hahaha. running away from girls.

[MyHeartWouldSing23]

I FINALLY SNEEZED DURING A TOBY TURNER LAZY VOG!

[CAPPUCCINOJONES000]

@MyHeartWouldSing23 bless your face.

[vtdaoutlaw]

do not try the whipcream vodka by itself... you will throw up... those flavors should not be combined lol

[Xenobiology1]

One very giant BUCKET!.... someone should kick it. Lmao. jkjkj. Or aaam i? >.>

[Bunniesan]

Try the whipped cream vodka and cheap orange soda. Tastes like an alcoholic orange creamsicle. Do it.

[FrankiG220]

I have been watching your vlogs for about a year and a half, and never sneezed...TILL TODAY!! Winning!!

[YachiruSweetness]

omg...I..just..fucking..sneeze­d..

[MsDevilDawg]

God Toby is so cute. <3

[xElleax]

His hair lol

[martinayiteyisgod]

is he ¬.¬ gliding?

[martinayiteyisgod]

lets all em ¬.¬ go to france

[pinkeebyers]

Come Alaska :( pwease

[lolumadbrosky]

Everybody wants to Go to France now huh? Well little did you know I AM FRANCE :{3

[karakachumba1]

How can you do that????

[TsundereOjou]

Wow ur in a store and did a loud BOP!!!!

[brigidavgarcia]

*BLUSH* d-did you say.... Bucket? LOL!! XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Bucket!! Toby go read homestuck. You will never look at bukets the same way. XD p.s. Be my matesprit? lol j/k bout the matesprit. <3

[Levianglin]

Are you mentally impaired?

[ddberes1031]

@Levianglin dumbass

[ElChicoRizz]

i use to be a pedophile.. then i took an arrow to the knee

[KandeeMonsturz]

In some videos hes like "i love liquids and anything liquid" but when he mentions liquor he says "i don't drink any liquids" you are confusing Toby my boy.

[Billiam00110]

I have one of those things

[tkeaton4]

IM 12 AND IM FUCKING GOING TO FRANCE

[Bearfredd]

@tkeaton4 haha fail im 13

[deztructo123]

@tkeaton4 YOU GO LITTLE FELLA!

[KyleDude28]

@tkeaton4 rofl

[mrgasbomb123]

im going to france



[kcniggaz22]

WHY DID 31 PEOPLE DISLIKE YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GO FIND YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR!!!

[LittleRockerDude96]

my friend has 2 rows of teeth O.o

[Krystalwinds1990]

WHIPPED CREAM, FLAVORED VODKA IS THE BEST! My older brother got me some for my 21st birthday. It was sooooo good! THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!

[el3m2tigre]

Its so funny when he avoids people XD

[blob22222]

drinking age for france is 18 lol.....

[ValerieAlFo]

SO CREEPY! I am watching this with my friend and at 2:38 I ACTUALLY SAID "Haha, he's totally making that up.'' CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPYYYYYYY­!

[melrone910]

you could workout by carrying your camera with different hands each day

[KayVoorhees]

That was the cutest 'nu uh!' ever.

[TheEyes629]

2:48

Toby: Anything else? What have you got going on, tell me about it.

Me: Well, I just procrastinated for a solid six hours from doing my essay due t-

Toby: What?!

Me: I know!

Toby: S- How many horses?

Me: N-... No... hours...

Toby: In a bucket?

Me: You're not listening to me, are you, Toby...

[assassinprodigy2]

@assassinprodigy2 lol,im replying to myself 3 times

[BK92107]

Omg that would be sooooo funny to be one of the background people

[GhettoxForever8D]

i was dying through this whole video. omg. haahaahhahaha i love you

[StephanieAnn1996]

I would love to run into him at the store when he's making a vlog! That would be awesome!!

[Snippit93]

Goodness I love Toby!

[paulinacena01]

Your sooooo hot...-3 and funny love all the videos btw hehe ^.^

[taquitozz]

You spanked it omg

[Josiah2634]

I used to be a pedophile... then I got an arrow in the knee

[stephaniemarie3]

lol I love you so much <3 xD

[ChelsLegit]

I just found this guy's channel today.. and I seriously wet my underpants. I love you. Please, Marry me.

[suzachan01]

buckets lol inside joke for homestuck

[HurdlingMulvis]

I think you should know that you are my ringtone (INTRO DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS) <33

[loofnoo]

3:59 ahahah I paused it there cause someone started talking to me. xD crazy faaace

[poisonedxheartx]

Peephole !!

[gilegraam]

That awesome moment when Toby realises he's kinda lound and checks backgrounds for passing shoppers but doesn't really care anyway 2:57

[livlovelaugh13]

how old is toby

[IdaMSG]

JÄGERMEISTER!! wooohuuuu!! xD 

[JAadamski]

dose anyone els notice how steady he is with that camera

[xElleax]

He messes up his hair alot

[taytizzlelabouche]

hot, hot, hot ,hot ,hot, hottt. So funny!

[DezzyLepez]

Hothothotttto Ahahaha!!

[cheerlette08]

that Whipped cream vodka is really good especially with OJ it tastes like the ice cream Orange dream bars... yummy they also have Cotton Candy not really as good but still yum

[hyacinthmacawlover]

Want swearshirt!!!!

[leonkennedy471]

im going to france! ;)

[iTiphonee]

Funny how the stress ball is in the alcohol isle lol

[thebloodycaddy]

i wonder how those people reacted to the BOOP!!!

[schnikiums]

Squeeze me Toby!!!!!!!!!!!! My husband won't mind!

[Emmyj91]

i was gonna work out, but it didnt work out, and neither did i. XD

[nicthayer]

That "perfume" bottle in the alcohol is Nuvo sparkling vodka.

Where I'm from, we call it Barbie Champagne. :D

[thatsbunk99]

"Ohhh! squeeze that!" THATS WHAT HE SAID

[3HeartsWereBreaking]

Ped is actually a latin root meaning foot.

[3HeartsWereBreaking]

Advertisement? "Hey Toby! I'm easy on the eyeholes!"

[jillb131]

nobody in the christmas aisle? well that's precarious !

[Ktc0666]

I love his face at 1:15 LOL. And Fri was my bday!!

[xroguepassionx]

YOU!! STOP DISTRACTING ME FROM MY HOMEWORK!! D:

[Circa1993ify]

anyone else feel akward through this entire video?

[Dmanistan]

YYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!­!!!!!!! I want a hoodie!!

[lamboguitar40]

i wanna go to france now

[ripstikfreek]

did anyone else see that the stuffed animals were above the alchohol?

[gabyshmoo]

are u walking back and forth



[inthewoods1000]

why would you walk away?  she looked cute!

[MrFrosty04]

i wonder what the other people think of you talking to yourself in a store

[asasinxr42]

Moutain Dewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww in the background

[StallordBeast98]

@TheJakak99 Nice save.

[AeroAtlas]

@TheJakak99 Creativity 0

[HusslerkiD]

0:27 .........i knew you were superman!!!

[chadunn13]

@HusslerkiD what do you mean?

[HusslerkiD]

@chadunn13 toby has supermans famous hair curl covered up.... hes hiding his identity

[Beefyman97]

If I was in the grocery store i would follow Toby... Even if he walks away @_@

[handleitcase1]

shirts....sweaters....would be nice!

[GGVG1489]

3:34 Jack Daniels! Yey yey

[ThaDudesAvlogger]

I lot of people have boyfriends named john and james...

[ThaDudesAvlogger]

Are you selling advertising?

[McFlyAng3l]

omg i sneezed!! i'm finally blessed!

[KidmadeProductions]

really small horses, in a really big bucket..