How to Cross the Border: Episode 1

[wipemysmile]

LOL classic

[uylaverga]

stupid ass!

[plokij121]

Eej Loco, this video was verry usefull for m, Me and my familie thank you for this tutorial, whe have a lot of custumors in Texas for our grass and coke

[ghostpig915]

what a fucking retard.

[daveblandston6]

It's a little harder if you're pregnant.

[stucknad]

No one is flooding Japan with Non-Japanese and encouraging everyone to "mix".

No one is flooding Africa with Non-Africans and encouraging everyone to "mix".

Only citizens of White/European Countries like the US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and all the countries in Europe are having uncontrolled immigration forced on them.

This "assimilation" or blending is nothing more than an attempt to wipe out the White race. It’s racial genocide.

They aren't anti-racists, they're anti-White.

[SunnyLovetts]

how sad... this country is

[TheReturnofLurker15]

That was lame

[dustydawg42]

A good reason to get America off drugs.  If there was no demand there would be no import. Of course that would put a hurt in the pockets of Americans selling illegal weapons to Mexico.

[quinolatinking]

gay

[idzapacit]

you are the most fag i ever seen

[FreshZerglings]

it clearly says Denver on the fence

[paizsus1]

fag

[MrJKELLEY]

simple enough

[msdz63]

LMAO! I love it!

[johnknoefler]

ROFLMFAO.

[VVBT34]

Funny vid guys!

[sidney765]

lmfao!!!

[21345589aaaa]

I can't believe that someone could be as stupid as you are. You might think its funny to make such a video but again you are just one stupid piece of shit born in the usa. Hopefully, some day, you and all of your fellow morons all die or disappear from the Earth and make it a better place for humans.

[eipirani]

hostile... where're you from?

[ajatkinson2004]

If we did who would be around to employ all the Mexicans?

[SunnyLovetts]

@21345589aaaa

you need help...

[shortycake408]

cracker!

[djdyc15]

fuckin gringo dumbasses dont know shit wat they taklin bout..... fuckin putoface....

[johnknoefler]

beaners are so funny when they get pissed off. Can't spell worth crap and have mouths full of shit. Oh that's right they eat shit.

[paizsus1]

fuckkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu eat my middle nutttsack you fucking piece of cracker shit.

[TayoAdrian23]

@paizsus1 where you hoping to find a way to cross the border? lol

[johnknoefler]

LOL> Now you have three nutttsacks? Funny guy you are.

[SpiderRider3]

That was easy.

[juiceboy12vids]

White people are racist. Some people think the KKK is bad but yet they hate mexicans.. and thats being reacist so americans go to school... learn to respect... not how to work at The corner of wallmart for 2 bucks an hour...and sometimes even free..

[DoirB]

well not all of us are but some who wish to be immature

[juiceboy12vids]

Some people are stupid. Not all people from Mexico want to cross illegally, but many people still do. Not all people that cross the border smuggle drugs inside the United states. The hole world is greedy so dont just blame the mexican people blame your moms

[jdafunk]

One day you might even smuggle some intelligence and wisdom into 'your' country because God knows you've pretty much wiped out all but the last traces of the native wisdom that 'your' great and beautiful continent once possessed.

[BlindandGore]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[bomborolo]

fucking stupid..

[shingon]

fucking cracker!

[twotonestory]

Pretty funny man that was nice! the grass and the coke just killed me! thx for making me laugh. I am mexican and I did hop the border amnd thats how its done! I had no coke or grass but I did have an ak 47 just incase I ran into the minutemen! I will be crosssing it again soon! watch out minutemen Im coming to get you! 1 by 1 they fall.

[HectorL360]

thats how we do it bitch.

Viva la Raza

[erick45]

YOU NEEED TO GET A LIFE YOU STUPID BITCH

[mike1161]

I used to camp out in the valley of the moon in Jacumba, CA---the border is a total joke and u can see trails from the thousands of illegals

[rohanwow]

Laf, Quick, easy and to the point, not bad vid

[chinoesonwa]

domest go to sleep if u dont do nothing domes punk

[crazyhimba]

dude, the border is a joke, watch my vid on illegal immigration and you will realize what is at stake/

[Outcastraider]

I might not completely agree with how people want to deal with illegal immigration in this country (my views are Democratic). But I agree with you that something needs to be done right there, on the border... before we can complain about things inside the country. Or else more and more people will be coming into the country and your problem will not stop.

And your video's painfully funny.

[ruppertknickerbocker]

I did some research all the illegal labor only equals 2% of Mexico's oil revenue. We have been allowing Mexico to steal from its people for years. If we help solve that problem the Mexicans would love to go back and be with their families.

[DreidMusicalX]

Pretty much true! But they dont have slurpies just accross the border? Instead the Govenment puts up water spots for them. True Story! So you should have jumped the fence and walk over to watering hole! lol! Then said? Thanks America Im almost Home Now! This is just a Joke on my part People! Im Married to a mexican, and Im a white boy! But they do put water spots out so they dont die crossing. Peace!

[romeoelas007]

That was funny , regardless race or nationality.Keep the humor up.

[californiacrazybeck]

Cute. Reminds me.... "WHERE'S THE FENCE?"

[ezekiel316]

Hilarious. Great illustration of the point.

[slhoup4623]

That makes such a point. painfully funny.

[rbiro77]

Dont tell me thats true?!

[alvinfry]

Bryan, you forgot to mention that you are a privileged white American whose parents are sending to college, not a poverty level Mexican willing to work in servitude to escape their situation. Perhaps we can trade you for one of the aforementioned Mexicans. The U.S. already excededs its quoto of jackasses.

[badhabitbird]

The U.S. also exceeds its quota for illegal immigrants!

[zenhill]

I thought he was making a point about smuggling coke and grass across the border....? You make it sound like it's a crime to be white, and have good parents? Surely even someone who has commited the crime of being white and middleclass should be able to have an opinion about the border? I do feel sorry for Mexicans who are born into poverty but I still think America has the right to choose an immigration system that precludes people bypassing the immigration system and "jumping the fence".

[kico209]

I think white people like u are ignorant first of all its the us not america. America inludes Canada, the USA and mexico. And the usa is just racist all white people belong in europe the real owners of america are natives--I would of said indians but indians is a demeaning word that Christopher Colombus created---its latin for "not of Gods People"

[zenhill]

I think people like you are pretty ignorant. For a start how about learning to write and express yourself in a grammatically correct way. Learn to speak and write properly and then maybe you will learn to think logically.

[twotonestory]

learn to write your fucking language? maybe he is not American grammatically correct way mi as y dont chu chut up. iz nott dad he kan not sppel is that he does have a point! so shut up and learn more! learn to write fuck you. think logicaly! wait isnt the war in iraq illegal? wait arent illegal aliens being exploited? isnt america making the world a more dangerous shit hole to live? why dont you make your country stop the killing and the stealing so other countries can come up?

[TruthTaste]

Hahaha, you should have said I need to get a slurpie in spanish and had subtitles, lol.

[itsallaboutmeow]

I laughed so hard i started to caugh.

[zyphyre21]

It's gonna be even funnier when they track you down and tazer you to the ground and charge you with illegally smuggling goods conatining caffeine, carbonation, and chlorophyll into the US, even though you can get all those from a Grocery store with like 5 bucks =]

[bryanbarton]

True that would have been funnier. But more painful.

Bryan Barton

[zyphyre21]

pretty sure that in America, pain is comedy.

[jrose101]

waaaaaaaay ahead of ya brian =P

[bryanbarton]

Rose,

hahaha.

Bryan Barton

[Nitzer69]

lol. This video was hilarious.  Wasn't this the dude from the Minuteman project? The guy that caught the illegal immigrant. Lol man. You are my hero.

[bryanbarton]

You are dirty.

[mpoertner]

Just like taking votes from a liberal. Easy as pie.

[bryanbarton]

I wish it was that easy to take votes from a liberal.

Bryan Barton

[cookachaaa]

Do you have guts to drink Coke made in Mexico, or, do you have YOUR guts AFTER drink Coke made in Mexico?

[katanamaster]

I kinda expected it, but nice none the less.

[Dankscarver]

hmmm this gives me an Idea. Lol, jk. Nice job Bryan. Keep up the good work.

[PinkIce]

xD Awesome

[Joequel]

LMAO!

[MotherReiver]

Very funny!

[doubleblueface]

ha ha i love you!

[daverandomster]

The sad thing is that it really is that easy.

[losserdude]

classic!

[DirtyHarryGermany]

haha hilarious. Good job Bryan!

[StealthClobber]

How do you input the coordinates into Google Earth? I tried but it didnt work. So far manually searching im at 32 36 32 76 N, but i cant seem to find out how to get the west right.

[bryanbarton]

start at the pacific ocean/US/Mexican border then go over 54.6 miles.

Bryan Barton

[NoncentsProductions]

You're getting better. I haven't watched a video in a long time of yours. Haha.  Short and sweet.

[bryanbarton]

Short and sweet a girl told me that last night.

Bryan Barton

[dankman38]

That looked very difficult (just a little sarcasm), perhaps I should quit my job and smuggle drugs into the U.S. it looks a lot easier than my job.

I wonder if you get a good benefits package.

[bryanbarton]

dank,

well now you can do it! after watching the how to video!

Bryan Barton

[dankman38]

I will, then together we can start a company teaching others how to do the same thing, then we can sell cd's on infomercials on our money making sceme.

[birthdation]

AHAHA that was hilarious, the music was right on the target.

[bryanbarton]

what music the intro music or Rocky?

Bryan Barton

[birthdation]

The rocky part, the way you got ready was so funny. Great job!

[bryanbarton]

I forgot to stretch my quads though:-(

Bryan Barton

[RandomSuperGirl]

lol!

[bryanbarton]

Glad you liked it Girl!

Stay tuned for part 2.

Bryan Barton

[hollishillis]

=) thank you bryanbarton.

[bryanbarton]

Your welcome Holli.

Bryan Barton

[redbeast2]

lol!

[bryanbarton]

glad you liked it Red.

Stay tuned for part 2.

Bryan Barton

[Bleegeneroygaho]

XD That rocked!

[bryanbarton]

Glad you liked it Bleeg.

Stay tuned for part 2.

Bryan Barton

[WhiteSword]

hahahahahahhahahahahahah man i love your stuff

[bryanbarton]

Glad you liked it White.

Stay tuned for part 2.

Bryan Barton

[seastarr]

haha i love the Cola box =] and you, sir, have my vote.

[bryanbarton]

Sea star that is 4.1 kilo of coke.

Bryan Barton

[yousagonnadie]

good job bryan.

[bryanbarton]

Glad you liked it yousag.

Stay tuned for part 2.

Bryan Barton

[Wally4363]

Good job Bryan, very funny. Not to sound like a dweeb. But getting it over is the easy part. Not getting caught with it once you're "in" isn't so easy. All the same, still funny. Good job, luv you're vids.

[bryanbarton]

Not true Wally. As we drove out no border patrol agent stoped out car with the grass and coke in the truck.

I did this vid to show how easy it is to cross in the middle of the day.

Bryan Barton

[JoeBoy6209]

Thats funny, can't wait for the second one.

[bryanbarton]

Joe,

It will be coming soon. Part 2 is not as good as part 1 but part 4... well lets just say I might end up in jail...

Bryan Barton

[killallneds]

wow nice tip's m8

[bryanbarton]

Glad you liked it Kill.

Stay tuned for part 2.

Bryan Barton

[super240986]

Rofl in reality the whole border is watched by patrol men 24/7 and no-one can get through this easily

[cleetus1000]

Yes they do. they get thru easily.

[bryanbarton]

Thanks for telling the truth cleetus.

Bryan Barton

[bryanbarton]

Super,

Are you sure? Because I didn't see you in Jacumba, CA the other day. In reality I did get through that easily. Download google maps to see the EXACT spot. This series is for real.

Bryan Barton

[semourbutts]

wow. just...wow.

[bryanbarton]

Glad you liked it semour.

Stay tuned for part 2.

Bryan Barton

[Noilsnomis]

loved it, possibly one of my favorite comedy-vids on utube. KEEP IT UP BRYAN!

[bryanbarton]

Republicans can be funny too!!!!

Glad u can see that Noil.

Bryan Barton

[mysticalsniperowl]

Is crossing the border really that easy? Scary.

[bryanbarton]

*PSA sound with star flying by*

And now you know!

Bryan Barton