300 - We will Blot out the Sun.

[NuclearSharkhead]

This scene is BADASS

[RB621337]

Michael fassenbender is one quality actor, and that Persian at the start is one fat ugly fuck

[Durrpadil]

Derphundred! :o

[shamoan85]

looks like someone took an arrow to the knee

[TheAngrySoviet1]

@shamoan85 or a thousand arrows to the shield....

[terryfookwitt]

He certainly was a Fastbender there.

[arnaldodacomando]

Persians didn't have any slaves big movie FAIL

[TheGreengary]

3:18

Persian cowards...

[99knight]

THIS IS gayness 

[TheRedMarquise]

I want to make something with Michael in the shade, but not to fight. ♥.♥

[marcusschumacher801]

3:09 BOOOOOSSSSSSSEEE

[100yunggreat]

00:15 ya know you done fucked up rite

[NaziZombieFREEEEK]

2:26 "COCKTAIL!"

[ChezJamesy]

over 400 likes?

Clearly Daxos and the other Greeks felt left out...

[jblee22]

shit 300 likes

[fakjbf]

All those arrows, so few knees

[bmxmaster244]

@fakjbf Sir, please come up with an original joke.

[tore28]

I used to be an adventurer like Leonidas but then I took 1,000,000,000 arrows to my knee.

[SH4RPSHOTZ]

@tore28 Well arent you the original one making jokes that are so fucking over used and aren't even funny. Fuck Off.

[FABLESFAN]

Who else thought the persians were cooler?

[haroldflower100]

@FABLESFAN no.

[PleaseTouchMyManhole]

I would hate to be a Persian Messenger

[Abominatrix650]

So that's what Michael Fassbender looks like in this movie! I didn't even know he was here until after I saw it and went over to Wikipedia!

[sasukeuchiha098100]

armor?! HA!!, armor is for PUSSIES!!

[carlo88moe]

haha, ultimate american propaganda film, if this didnt spur an increase in recruitment i'd by surprised...this movies rocks though despite its shameless allegory to the american perception of american foreign policy

[firefighter123k]

@carlo88moe its funny cause this movie has nothing to do with america and depicts the spartans and the way they lived/ how they acted in battle but nice shot there buddy

[carlo88moe]

@firefighter123k i didnt just make that up man, it was referred to by many critic as something akin to a "Citizen Kane" when it was released, its not THAT much of a stretch to see why, democratic values versus nefarious Persian authoritarianism(Iran), com'on man, that's kinda easy,next you'll be telling me you didnt get the thick-as-hell allegory to the Iraq War in Avatar...

[Atkrdu]

Arrow to knee joke? I don't get that.

[richa16389]

@Atkrdu Skyrim. one of the best games ever made.

[LibertyMaidens]

@richa16389 best game's ever made ? lol comon it's really not :) it's like all the older elder scrolls games but better graphics :) crappy storyline etc

[richa16389]

@LibertyMaidens the elder scrolls series is one of the best rpg series around, you may not like it yourself but its extremely popular.

[LibertyMaidens]

@richa16389 Like i don't know that :) i got 500 houres of gameplay into the game it has low replay value maybe they will make the game better now with the creation kit :P

[pizzadreams]

ancient magneto!

[thedarkwarriorfdeath]

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[CSavageSr]

islam sucls donkey cock. If you disagree you are a gay islam fag. mohammed fucked little girls

[waafwafwafaf]

@CSavageSr

jesus fucked little boys

amidoinitrite

[MasterAsra]

@CSavageSr What does that have to do with this video? Persia wasn't even Islamic back then.

[jezzleffezzle]

Fassbender is pure man.

[airyfairy224]

@jezzleffezzle I second that.

[yeuuuuu]

Our Aaaarows will blot out the Sun!!

[PhillyPhil02]

"I won't take your riches, Persian...BUT I WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE!"

[Zelgius24]

Damn Magneto, could've just turned those arrows around and send them back to where they came from. But then again he doesn't get his power for like another 1800 years.

[sineater69]

Holy fuck, is that Michael Fassbender?

[RoyMunsoned]

@sineater69 yup

[bakuguardian]

Just realized this now, but that Persian has one hell of a mustache goin' on.

[AlirazaTRAVEL]

it's cool to go to war and get some war booty! that's all people did back in the day without youtube, mtv, ipod, super bowl. nothing else to do!

[seriouslydude009]

hey I used to get top comments like that, then i took an arrow to the knee

[NHPLAY]

Today, no spa...

[smithdakotalee]

in Soviet Russia, sun blots out arrows

[TANCARDINAL70]

persian:our arrows will blot out the sun

spartans:then we will catch them with our knees

[bigfatdad12]

Our arrows will blot out the sun!

-We have night vision goggles

[MrBurgundy76]

i didnt even realize michael fassbender was in here! he was my favorite guy in the movie! fassbender can do no wrong!

[Samuka454]

i used to be an arrow, then i took an spartan to the point

[TANCARDINAL70]

Sorry about my comment not making sense

[TANCARDINAL70]

@vidmastercrew ok dude the people make the knee jokes are trying to be funny u dont get it but I don't give a shit so you should just calm down and not care about it

[grimreaper1171]

The actual Spartan response to the arrows blotting out the sun thing was actually ... " then you will all die cold"

[grimreaper1171]

The 300 Spartans did pretty well holding off the persians .... Until they took arrows in their knees

[RabbitDamnIt]

- Spartan ! Prepare your knee !

[timarxos]

is it a bird? is it a plane? no it's a spartan!!!

Σπαρτιάτες, και πετάνε και γαμάνε!

Τι μας δίδαξαν τελικά οι Σπαρτιάτες (;!) :1.500.000 αδερφάρες δεν μπορούν να νικήσουν σε κατά μέτωπο επίθεση 300 άνδρες!

[karutobi]

no knees were harmed in the making of this video

[Vidmastercrew]

FUCK IT ALL FUCK ALL YOU FAGGOTS WITH THE ARROW TO THE KNEE SHIT!! DAMN MURDER IT MURDER IT!!! OVER USED THAT SHIT....FUCKING LAME ASSES...COME UP WITH YOUR OWN SHIT!

[Lynxleath]

@Vidmastercrew Mad Much?

[Thehumornetwork]

@Vidmastercrew u mad bro

[queefjuice100]

"MY ARM!!!"

"Its not yours anymore" lmao so funny

[Derp17000]

i see arrows to the knee...

arrows to the knee everywhere

[DarkELfBG4ever]

2:13 "prepare your knees!"

that's the best i've ever heard....=D

[eddiebcha]

love that jump fo reals! glad michael fassenbender or however you spell his name is finally being acknowledge now. he deserves it he did a great ass job in this movie.

[EmilyTwitters]

Look at those legs!!



[eagle102938]

"...tan dies"

[MasterReasonOSR]

2:13 'Men, Brace Your Knees'

[TheTravianhero]

This is the best video for ''took an arrow to a knee'' joke!

[dance2damusic1]

they make this whole movie about the brave Spartans when they were the mean ones. oh well :)

oh, oh yeah and tookanarrowtotheknee.

[14GILBEM]

3 people took one or more of those arrows to the knee

[DivineLeonidas]

ERROR IN THE MOVIE! : HE REMOVES PART OF THE ARROWS, BUT WHEN HE RUNS, THE BITS THAT ARE LEFT ARE GONE????

[papecala]

PROTECT THE KNEES!!!!!!!!!

[awniad]

See this arrow to the knee, it's nerd bullshit, stop your shit comments,

[faisalkfpm]

watch?v=Ir3qEyBDGoY

this dude is from Shia the new persian shit

plz check

[superfrejol98]

prepare your knees!!

[MrSpyScout]

So many arrows so little knees

[pabloernesto19]

Thumbs up if you are here wanting kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess

[mpelosgr]

i love how they start laughing ;P true men!! LOVE GREEKS!!! <3

[Mik3WB]

Spartans! Ready your knee's!

[sidedmanx]

prepare your knees!!

[PinoyBataa]

PROTECT YOUR KNEES

[ultimatesol]

maggots iranians..

[TheShoobre]

Those arrows will need alot of knees..

[GetAssista]

not enough knees for all those arrows

[ilovejiyeonlee]

Funny how he talks about Sparta not being friends and being free men, yet Sparta was keeping slaves called helots.

[Lhein33]

@ilovejiyeonlee It's obvious you haven't understood the ancient greek way of thinking. You speak anachronistically.

For the Greeks & the majority of the ancient peoples, slavery was something normal.

The Greeks are considered "inventors" of freedom because they were the first ones who conceived the idea of democracy: a city of men/warriors with common origin have the right to govern themselves. Greeks didn't succumb to any king/pharaoh/emperor etc. That's why we call them free.

[peristeri91]

"Today, no Spart...."

[amsterdammara]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...MICHAEL FASSBENDERRRRRRRRR..

[ry4nit3]

I used to be a Spartan.. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[wolffromsteam]

@ry4nit3 How original.

[masterchiefisawomen]

@wolffromsteam I used to be original..Then I took an arrow to the knee

[wolffromsteam]

@masterchiefisawomen XD

[TheGreengary]

I used to be a spartan like you...Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[TheJbloom]

Lets just say I am Leonidus' monster

[JC839]

Imagine this dude in the NBA dunk contrst. He probably culd have dunked from the three point line XD

[L0ngb0wChamp]

the ad before the vid was flo singing at the progressive place. lol. :DD

[nodgie1]

BEST SCRIPT EVER

[FrossoMas]

@nodgie1 Ιt's not a script is what they truly said

[Crandasher]

This Jerry of yours, not the loquacious type is he?

[generallyamusing]

3 people disliked this?? Nut jobs

[Maarten13th]

then we will fight in the shadow xd

[zooloo354]

Lol I seen something I don't think anybody notes when the arrows were on the shield he brakes them off but when he look at the army coming there no arrows on the shield lol

[GorTheMovieGod]

I forgot Micheal Fassbender was even in this movie.

[griftersband]

I used to be a spartan, then I took an arrow to the knee

[masrawy12311]

@griftersband owch......

[SPARTAN9999999991]

@griftersband Well that actually makes sense. Here's a thumb up.

[MushrooMars]

@griftersband

On a video this world? Really?

[doane1981]

@griftersband I clicked this video specifically to see whether there is any arrow to knee joke.

[235RB]

@doane1981 cool story bro.

[Vidmastercrew]

@griftersband faggot ass..

[ThesisAED]

@rushnerd Out* Sorry man :3

[devilsown18]

@griftersband

Should have taken an arrow to the face as well..

[MrGappi123]

0:43 slow motion, thank you Zach Snyder.

[eMATHIASp]

3 ppl didnt fight in the shade... rip

[Boukephalos1]

The Spartan and Greek Shields were too thick. Bronze over a hard wood. The persian arrows shot from a distance could not penetrate them..

[gc3k]

haha draw-on abs

[1989Ladybug]

My arm! Its not urs anymore! lmao!

[davedirector7]

it wouldve been awesome if the guy playing Magneto turned all those arrows back on the persians......

[AwesomeAnonymously]

Mmm, fake spray ads on Micheal Fassbender... Is it weird that I don't care if these men have their ads dramatized? I mean an ab is an ab no matter if it is real or not 

[kioussis]

03:11 is the best pure strength!!!

[fkreller1]

"What the hell are you laughing at?" lol

[TheKapitan98]

@TheDojoman Only in SPARTA. But yeah, mad hops

[OzTerri]

so sexy

[123melatonin]

Michael Fassbender <3

[MRSVISHOUS2012]

god i want one of them for my birthday next month *sighs

[randa9711]

HOLY SHIT ITZ ERIK

[UnderThePlumTree]

0:50 DAT JUMP

[thosekidsactdum]

i never knew he was michael jordans son

this nigga got hops

0:51

[Beliqux]

0:53

 COMMMANNNNDDDDOOOO

[12JBent]

wat was he about to say at the end

[AE812]

2:54 that's what happens when you play dead in a war.

[MyNameIsSkrillex26]

2:55. Poor persian

[RedDaVincy]

I met the emissary yesterday. He's a Canadian politician now.

Vote no on bill C-10

[ravage53]

i actually want that shit for halloween

[iflyinthesky1]

lolz then we'll FIGHT IN SHADE! ROFL AND .. LAUGHING WHILE A ARROW CAN kill is scareh >:o spartan much?

[chenpod123]

I cant take them seriously whe they are wearing dipers

[PeaceLoveTwilight93]

@chenpod123 what, do you expect them to use the potty? they could fall into that monstrosity! XD

[Wildchoco]

a lot of people think the autor favourites man ^___^

[AltitudeCloud43]

When he broke the arrows on his shield with his spear... E-P-I-C

[reza4]

Propaganda at its best

[ZombieApocalyps]

@reza4 yup...

[ZaynaOx]

umm michael's body! <3

[Whoknowsuknow]

@TheAvestan Well it's KINDA true . . . obviously there probably weren't any 9 foot cave trolls going around back then, and it leaves out the fact that the Spartans were betrayed by one of the Greek militia, and of course the naval battle isn't included . . .etc etc.

[SeventhSun]

@Whoknowsuknow

Quite funny as it often is. I always find it ticklish whenever I read about how traitors in the military often manage to change the course of history for major civilisations just like that. These anus faces, Goddamn!!

[Whoknowsuknow]

Should've just shot one arrow at a time. They wouldn't have seen it coming.

[yomama629]

@Whoknowsuknow the probability of one arrow hitting an enemy from that distance is infinitely small, only by shooting a barricade of arrows would they be sure of hitting a lot of them

[Th3Downz]

my ARMmMmmMmmMmM?!!

[bugg333]

what kind of dumb ass attacks some spartans with a fuckin whip?

[anakinrn]

awop awop

[SublimeShooterGamer]

2:55 - arr, hee dead.

[MrRo330]

You really think you can beat Magneto in a verbal war?

'So we will fight in the shade..'

Best comment... ever.

[sirbuck22]

Fighting in the sun was never an option

[creamnwheat]

This part of the movie always made me think one thing. Can you imagine being the one guy still alive on the ground during the literal hail of arrows...and just hearing the guys who'd easily and mercilessly kicked your ass laughing at what was supposed to be an incredible show of force? Bad. Asses.

[miklitov23]

Spartans - The first trolls of history

Persian: MY ARM

Spartan: Not yours anymore *troll face*

Persians: SHOOT ALL YOUR ARROWS AT ONCE

Spartans: Block *laughs with troll faces*

[zenmastermtl]

That emissary (Tyrone Benskin) is now my Member of Parliament. (seriously)

[ChuiaPoil]

Our arrows will blot out the sun

⇘⇩⇩⇙

⇨☼ ⇦

⇗⇧⇧⇖

[ViruzNoob14]

@ChuiaPoil Then we will fight in the shade.

[arwenevenstar123]

@ChuiaPoil

I love your varied use of arrows...artistic.

[Volf99]

@ChuiaPoil lol, I love you

[IMMASKULLMAN1]

@ChuiaPoil then we will fight in the shade

[Skittles1622]

In the actual war that exact line was used according to the scriptures and we dine in in hell was shouted as we will dine in hades... Fuken maaaadddds cunts XD

[TheLegendaryBrolly]

2:26 the front guy almost got hit!

[TheGuilleSuit]

@TheLegendaryBrolly lol I keep replaying that rofl you're right you can kind of see his face.. it's almost as hilarious as "fight in the shade" xD

[moonlightsonata202]

One word: PWNED!!!!!!!!

[stubblerr]

0:34 abercrombie :)))