Best of RiffTrax Presents: Alien

[VoiceofCthulhu]

Thom Yorke looks NOTHING like John Hurt!

...Maybe a bit.

[MrBuch169169]

With their fancy penises...

[em23]

allens 2: this time its war!

[extremeXjapanophile]

"I've got my wedding to plan, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it. I'm swamped!"

Best. Reference. Ever.

[Apollomasque]

Mother doesn't like all of this BONER talk...

[AddisonLea]

WHAT THE FU-

WHERE'S MIKE?!

[terror0earth]

"If it has Acid for blood, maybe it eats fire and poops lava?"

"And cries tiny beautiful snowflakes"

XD

[ForceMaximus84]

They want Allen for the Weapons Division!!

[WildHunt25]

I admire Allen's purity. Allen is a survivor.

[reyes3162]

In space!!!!

[monkeysoulpoet]

Man, Allen is scary.

[monkeysoulpoet]

What's really funny is that Lionel Newman was Randy Newman's uncle.

[Darth5Steel]

"Those men over there...menning around. Men! Over there with their fancy penises think they're so cool! Yeah if I had a penis I'd show you a thing or two!!!"

[Darth5Steel]

@Darth5Steel Some women do have penises! They are called hermaphrodites! It's strange their penises are bigger than any man's...it's weird but true.

[TheLoverboyz901]

@Darth5Steel woah, where did this come from? O_O

[LOTR4ever1]

When they started singing "The Road Goes Ever On and On" I died.

[SomeDumbKid1]

The cast of MST3K is tearing apart one of my favorite movie ever....I have never been so happy!!!!

[sec0ndevolution]

HILLARY AND BILL...IN SPAAAAAACE!

[ion010101]

They don't feel... well, as *obligated* to be funny as they useta. Sometimes, but I just got "Night of the Living Dead" and it's just bland dry.

[Symmetriad]

Poor thing, she's sweating like Louie Anderson playing checkers!

[psycodollkiller666]

"ANN COULTER! NOOOOOO!"

HAHAHAHA!!!

[samdiego]

Bill and kevin are great in this but its just too bad that mike Nelson couldn't have been in this one also

[anthony62490]

@samdiego I don't know, sometimes it's good to have a riff without Mike. I always preferred Bill Corbett to Mike anyway.

[hollyhuffstutler]

The ship's elephant got loose again



[HinataChick38]

"Door sequence! Look familiar?"

Answer: MST3K

[kittykatBflat]

Randy Newman intro, priceless

[whatuswattingat]

'ANN COULTER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!' LOL LOL

[kevinhardy]

LOL

[perplacymp]

What, no "No, YOU shut up!"?

[sec0ndevolution]

IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!

[clivebarker25]

"Will you listen to me, Parker? Shut up!"

Sounds like my mom.

[1998koko100]

i got a little alien in me.

:D. lol

[MrBuch169169]

...with their fancy penises...

[7783DEATH]

its hard to riff on an actually good movie

but ill give em credit

[ninjast4r]

Sigourney Weaver doesn't just have no ass, she has negative ass.

[peiklk]

Suddenly I feel like parking a bike!

[NateSean]

Ripley: Hey, alien...I see you.

[RhysParton]

"Oh I'm so glad it's not Randy Newman, it'd be crammed with twee little songs 'I got a little Alien In me

It's as bust as little Bee

It's gonna be my dinner guest, when burst outta my chest

I got a little Alien in me'"

I died just hearing that, how was I supposed to carry on after that!?

[RhysParton]

@RhysParton or busy...

[deathrooster14]

Aww they left out the chest burster scene. "THE TRANS FATS! THE TRANS FATS!"

[FesteringHeadsFilm]

7:03....Awesome!

[SerasxAlucard]

4:39

OMO~ I love Michael Myers.

[andrew34341]

Too good to trax. Loved this flick.



[rsilkw2]

In space no one can hear you say "Alen"

[horaciosi]

(0:06-0:17) Lyrics?

[antiquecans69]

@horaciosi "i got a little alien in me. its as busy as it'll ever be. gonna be my dinner guest, when it busts out of my chest. cause i got a little alien in me."

[PadraikKasier]

Man, I've seen some Rifftrax in my days, but this one is filled with brilliance.

[currantbun2166]

4:03 It's a TV show Parker, you should really just relax.

[JohnMacnee]

She's been really causious ever since the Zuul incident.

[bloodraynegoddess]

Lol

[Ballista]

That Randy Newman joke at the beginning pretty much killed me.

[textthing]

I've never understood the little spasmodic jog Ian Holm does. A truly weird moment.

[ChinchillaAngel]

It really does sound like he called her the C-word at 8.04

[Jangobadass]

"Door sequence! Look familiar?"

"Get Smart, right?"

LOL!

Love the Ian Holms/Bilbo references.

[HinataChick38]

@Jangobadass Oh. I thought it was a MST3K reference. (they had door sequences, too.)

[symbiote35]

"Yeah, if I had a penis I'll show you a thing or too!", hahahaha

[SumWidge]

the ships elephant got loose again xDDDDDDDDDD

[Dinodain]

Go Alen!

[textthing]

@Dinodain

True story: My sister and I used to make fun of the end credits, where the credit "Alien" looks like the name "Allen".

[Taybrian1]

I swear I saw a boom mic around 8:50.

[Mellotaku]

me 2

[explorer47422]

its her gun lol

[kipale78]

"You can't"

What did you call her??

[hype22m]

@kipale78 "you CUNT"

[publicdrunkeness]

3:32 how would you choose wich hole to go into... snif it mabey? dear GOD!

laughed til i made little pee pee drips!

[jimjimjimjim1234]

boner situation

[bjcmatthews]

This is great, even without mike it is like classic MST3K moments, with a bit more vulgarish humour:P

Love the guy who does Tom Servo's Voice, i forget his name.

Looking for precious (haha never knew that was golem's actor) and

'someone's having their space period'

[DenOfVipers]

That's Kevin Murphy, voice of Tom Servo.

And Ian Holm played Bilbo Baggins, not Gollum. :D

[lilacwine42]

Cat: It wants my Fancy Feast! NEVER!!!

[SurlyInsomniac]

Kevin Murphy is the voice of Tom Servo.

Ian Holm (Ash) didn't play Gollum. He played Bilbo.

[DenOfVipers]

I think you replied to the wrong fella...

[SurlyInsomniac]

Evidently ;P

[silentbob8201]

No one said he played Gollum. the character Bilbo also called the ring Precious before he left that gay Wizard with his nephew.

[ForceMaximus84]

Did anyone else notice that Mike somehow wasn't on this one?

[DenOfVipers]

This is what's called a Rifftrax Presents. Bill & Kevin handled this, the Day After Tomorrow, and Saw by themselves. Bill does X-Files with Mary Jo, and a number of the earlier ones are Mike and a single riffer. It's a nice mix, if you ask me. :)

[familyphotoshoot]

i like the bill and kevin only ones the most

[Priest84]

they seem to be a bit funnier, especially the "Saw" track they did together, best one IMO.

[Cataclypso]

Cries tiny beautiful Snowflakes.

[CincinnatusSPQR]

the next films better.. "A L L E N S"

[7783DEATH]

its good, but rifftrax doesn't work as well when they are watching good movies.

[Gjeorje]

-Ian Holm does the Curley Stooge running-on-the-spot at 3:01 "Woo WOO woo woo woo! Nyuk, nyuk!"

[brodudesnsupras]

Dude... the MST3K door sequence reference... I was happier.

[cunizz]

"The ships elephant got loose again" :D

[mrshow1]

'the pay grade subplot is really gripping'

[Reelbigearth]

That Alien in me song is so awsome :D

[Dinili2]

He's not going to do those shampoo commerical orgasms is he?

[Nightfall95]

The Boner Situation

[textthing]

@Nightfall95

Wasn't that part of Pulp Fiction? No, wait...

[havok1175]

IN SPACE!!!!!!

[mrshow1]

"thom yorke of radiohead ... in space!"

[troggdorthesecond]

"Excellent my sevant." LOL, that darn cat. tee, hee.

[FaithLestrange]

that was a perfect Randy Newman impression! lol

[MutantLitherKhan]

lol 6:49

It wants my Fancy Feast! Never!

It cries tiny, beautiful snowflakes.

"It's using the airshaft." Which is against regulations. Someone has to tell the alien.

Good stuff, thanks for the upload.

[Deavi783]

This is hilarious!