Cruelest Baby Names

[livisgotbieberfiever]

and resontly some celeb name thier baby blue sea or something!

[thepiccolonarwhal]

thires a kid in my class name satian (say-tie-ann) and he is gay . also another boy in my class name is ollicer. he is gay with satian. both are hot and sweet boys. btw 1m in 8th grade.

[george87us]

she can have my kids

[juliegirl1989]

When you thought about crazy names celebrities give their babies, I thought "Apple" before you even said it^^

Oh yes, there are definitely some cruel names out there...

[ariana6511]

I say Jihad is one of the worst names because in some other language it means crazy killing machine.

[AppaloosaDreaming]

@ariana6511 Jihad means struggle in Arabic.

[RAAMsocute]

Oh and i AM going to name my children sub-zero,scorpion and my daughter Goro

[tra1215]

Dixie Nourmus

[missgilliantopaz]

Millionaire, Precious, Courvosier, all names I've heard working in a school district!

[ontariobuds]

My mom worked in the Toronto School Board as a secretary and this one black kid, his name was foreskin. it was probably spelled 'forsken' but when it is pronounced foreskin, that's a bad idea.

FORESKIN! ANd in my elementary school there was anil, pronounced A Nel but still, anal? his brother was ashraf, we called him ashtray

[voirdire]

Makes sense, people don't need a license to have kids. So your gonna get retards who procreate then name their child some awful terrible name.

[Bebopopotamus]

I say, don't name your kids. Once they get old enough, let them pick something they like

[VictorVonFox]

i read on yahoo that some parents wanted to name their child Satan....but the court wouldnt alow it

[JMS06723]

someone named there kid blowjob

[CharlettaYvette]

I knew a woman name Poopa. No lie.

[bonezillion]

I always wanted to name my kid Lucifer when I was like 6. Just because I didn't know what it was and I thought it was a nice name.

[StreetRocaFella]

It's funny how most of our names actually mean apple, princess, water, etc., they're just from a different language.

Case in point, the name Sarah comes from the hebrew word Sarai which means princess.

[MaMaRobynBird]

someone really named thier kid after the clap ? :D LMFAO

[SeenByTheAstronauts]

If my best friend has two children, he wants to name them Sam and Ella.

Say "Sam and Ella" outaloud.

[Actionguy1]

"Peter" is a really bad choice.

[ChrisRJ]

Candi Appelle? Appelle is a last name, and Candi is short for Candace... I think that's kinda cute.

The 2nd one you mentioned... definitely the worst... Adolf is a name at least, it just was given a horrible rep due to history.

[BeerPongProz]

this mom is hott :D

[Jellypear]

Imagine calling your kid Sexy. It would be a bit creepy in school and stuff. "Hey Sexy!" xD

[fattymcfatcakepie]

hitler is the cruelest baby name

[zzoRang3]

@fattymcfatcakepie alot of people are named hitler, its a average german name

[varuca99]

I used to belong to a Facebook group called "If I get 1 Million Fans My Sister Has To Name Her Baby Megatron!" It only took a few weeks to get nearly 3 million fans LOL

[RAAMsocute]

@varuca99 What about Optimus?

[hellomynameismercy]

Posh and Becks named their new daughter , Harper Seven Beckham.. not one word of a lie... O.o

[peypeyneekin]

abcde. its actually pronounced ab-si-dee. its a very pretty name. though i wouldnt spell it abcde

[aeternusero]

derp derp

[AquariaSpirit]

These are better than Brackson or Bailor.

[JakeAJew]

What' wrong with naming your child Moses (at the end of the video)?

As a Jew, I find THAT offensive.

[lilmoomoo]

@JakeAJew Maybe she doesn't like the name because it sounds older for a kid? I'm just assuming.

[creegimdendright]

What do you think of "Skunt"?

[Kingdan1010]

MILF

[FruityJuicySkizors]

...What about Bacon? That's a name.

[TreesStar]

...What's wrong with Moses? That's like saying Issac or Abraham is bad... and one of those names belonged to one of our greatest presidents! Or Matthew, which belongs to like 5 million men in america alone I'd bet. Moses? Seriously? I suppose that puts Peter, Paul, and Mary on the list too. I like Winter for a girl. And River for a boy. It's no different than naming a girl Brooke. No one should ever be allowed to steal someone's child based on what they named it alone. That's inhumane.

[xgncmx]

@TreesStar I'd say River would be better for a girl tbh.

[MaxtheMetalhead]

What did she say in the beginning? As we get closer to D-day?

[cns15]

@MaxtheMetalhead yes, like due date.

[MaxtheMetalhead]

Ben Dover anyone? Or Joey Stalin?

[ghelyar]

@MaxtheMetalhead how about Jostaline for a girl? Subtle.

[j4142000]

I feel bad for any child named Adolf Hitler... But I actually really like Apple!

[Vuretas]

the only reason i wouldnt name my kids this kind of stuff is because of negative impact on the child

[iamzhippoppotimus]

Apple is a cute name!

[LB40186]

@iamzhippoppotimus Yeah for a snack. Not for a kid.

[imnotgoodwithguns]

Adolf Hitler!!! I would hate my parents!!

[coconut913]

Moses is really an ugly name and kinda dule. 'Hi, my name is Moses.' Bla!

[SIMS3RULESGIRL]

O_o



[P0IS0N]

I'm calling mine QWERTY.

[don417]

Heywood Jablome

[mrblob20]

i wanna fuck her

[princette]

Shaniqua

[nellie2581]

Gonorrhea!

[nellie2581]

Ghetto names! Names like Apple! Satan!...

[ASWorld9]

What if you named a child fun Gus?

[colonelroymustang012]

Another bad name Benito Mussolini

[TheVioletskye]

whats up with the duck lips 1:17

[kennedyl10]

@megsrights she said it would be fine to name their kids Moses

[ilovealexdylan12]

I truthfully know someone named Abcde... Its pronounced Abbkaday. It's crazy !

[TBwassup]

@ilovealexdylan12

wtf, I thought it was pronounced abstidy o.o...

[megsrights]

Moses is a bible name lady

[TheyCallMeDuckie200]

i knew a boy named Lucifer and he had a little sister named Twilight....man he was mean!!!

[thedancingonyx]

I think it's cruel to give kids names that they'll obviously be ridiculed about, I'm a girl and my parents named me Jordan, it's meant to be unisex, but who the hell names a baby girl Jordan!?

[pendleton42]

@thedancingonyx i only mean women named jordan never meant a guy with it

[got2brockin]

My parents told me that if I was born a boy, they were going to name me Angus...My last name is Kangas..Angus Kangas...Thanks mom and dad!

[notmyjob21]

@got2brockin im sure they were joking

[iluvme4never]

I knew a girl that was named stardust or starshine, or something similar to that...

[mitdafocas]

Robert Fagot led me here

[guyNbluejeans]

I think Lucifer is a beautiful name though I'd not want anyone to name their child that for obvious reasons.

[ninjajesus81]

@guyNbluejeans Lucifer comes from a Latin phrase meaning "light bearer". What's wrong with it? Because it's the devil's name? It was his name when he was in heaven.

But it's not like the devil really exists, so it shouldn't be a problem.

[peypeyneekin]

@ninjajesus81 and how do u know he doesnt exist

[ninjajesus81]

@peypeyneekin Because he's a character from a work of fiction. Just like Harry Potter and Spiderman.

[peypeyneekin]

@ninjajesus81 u dont know that tho.

[ninjajesus81]

@peypeyneekin I don't know that Spiderman is a character from a work of fiction?

[peypeyneekin]

@ninjajesus81 the whole devil thing. and Santa Claus is based on a real guy that gave toys out. are u saying he doesnt exist?

[ninjajesus81]

@peypeyneekin So you're saying I DO know that Spiderman is from a work of fiction, but I don't know that the devil is? What's the difference?

Santa may have been based on a real guy, but Santa doesn't exist. And the guy he's based on is dead now, so he doesn't exist either.

[theguitarkid2011]

@ninjajesus81

I am still a kid, Santa is too real. He does exist. I have an entire petition to prove so.

[hayleypdowd]

@ninjajesus81 thats not the point. the point is not what the name REALLY is, it's how society at large perceives it. everyone will think of the devil, the child will be teased mercilessly, etc.

[ninjajesus81]

@hayleypdowd They'll be wise not to tease Satan.

[AngelsCalledWalkers]

GOD those names are just wrong!! And I thought my mother almost naming me moon child was bad! Lmao xD

[bluewave2569]

my sisters two boys are named Peyton & Bailey we all like the names & will probably be helping her naming the next baby like for a boy Madison,Raven, Skylar,or Mandy or Taylor if she has a girl her name might be one of these Bobbie, Ronnie, Noah,Charlie

[got2brockin]

@bluewave2569 ...I don't understand the last two.... It's like you guys hope they get their asses beat on the playground.

[weresimplystupid]

Moses is a great name.

[noxtan13]

Seriously, what's wrong with Moses? It was Moe Howard's (of the Three Stooges) real name. I like unusual names or names you really don't normally hear any more (like Moses), but Apple is just totally weird. Why, Gwyneth, why?

[clg420]

@noxtan13 My friend's sister's name is Apple. But that's a Thai nickname for her full name. My friend's nickname is Palm. We all joke that their parents really like trees.

[noxtan13]

@clg420 I still think Apple is a weird name to give your child, and to be honest so is Palm. Unless Palm is short for Palmer, which is actually a boy's name. Then it wouldn't be so weird. I think the weirdest name to give your child is Moon Unit. What was Frank Zappa on when he named his kid that? Peace, over and out.

[bellykelly53]

I know of someone that named their kid ESPN.

[rchlrchfrt]

I work at walmart, and actually had someone order a cake for a kid named "ABCDE" I thought it was a joke. Seriously. WTF? We asked her how to pronounce it and its apparently absidee

[Surfergirlhotty]

i have a friend named yellow

and my moms a teacher shes taught a candy cane and a mayo head...

[superduperamazing18]

I know someone with the name mistakalina (mistake-alina) because she was born to a pregnet teen

[chad174670]

blow job?!?!?!?!! are you serious??!?!?!?!

[Rissalicious143]

I actually like the name Abcde, its cute if you know how to pronounce it.

[mvickers277]

What about Moon Unit??? lol. Or were we not talking about psycho celebrity baby names? lol

[allcounty2009]

Blow job??? holy crap meannnn

[LTeeDOT]

@allcounty2009 shame on them parents

[aprilforever]

That is really rediculous.

[lurkster05]

A baby named BLOWJOB! Stupid parents! I bet they were on crack and really young! So immature!

[badkitty0in0a0corset]

"then they went to walmart" :D haha

[mairs20]

Abcde is pronounced ab-see-dee, weird.

[lurkster05]

@angelcake1998 I like that name. There's a show on CW called Nikita

[angelcake1998]

@lurkster05 I know and ty x

[EternalHiganbana1]

@lurkster05 Nikita is a Russian boys name leave it to americans to ruin it.

[2010msflame]

why dha hell would u name ur baby an std ,

thats soooooo fucked up lmao

even thou its spelled a different way its still not right

My names Tanesity , ppl called me ToNasty, or TaNasaty like damn

iknow that child would get picked on in school if idid lol

[1FreestyleStoner4]

Wal Mart Already Had Those Hitler Ones Already Made, NWO Taking Over

[CandyReviewer4427]

i heard of someone named kim yoo suk pronounced (kim you suck)

[kicasswaffle]

M.J named his child Blanket.... O.O i dont know if he was sick at the time or somthin, but i would never name my child "blanket'

[TheSasha815]

@kicasswaffle Actually he's Prince Michael the 2nd, but his nickname is Blanket.

[bellykelly53]

@kicasswaffle Blanket is just his nickname. Prince is his actual name. I don't know why he named him Prince though because he has a brother with the same name.

[CampbellxxPisces]

Some names are just rediculous... Although I hate common names. It's about being original without crossing the line.

[linzymack]

abcde lololol

[justinduggarsupporte]

dang! and i thought my nams were bad for girls

Charleigh, Kennedy, Riley

but sexy? abcde? dang!

[GingerEckley818]

blow job? what the hell is wrong with those people? lol

[RawrFunkyLlama8]

"Abcde" is actually a name, it's pronounced "ab-se-dee"

[gamegurl2469]

@RawrFunkyLlama8 i like it.. is it boy or girl??

[CordeliaMarigold]

I've been in the naming community for AGES and I actually really love that book you held in the beginning of the clip - it's one of the few with correct information in terms of origins and meanings and there are no names in the wrong gender section or made-up names.

This being said, I personally know a girl who named her son Ryder who has the last name Goodenow. No lie.

[noxtan13]

@CordeliaMarigold It took me a slight second of what Ryder Goodenow sounds like. That reminds me when my dad told me of this family who had named their daughters Ima and Ura. Their last name was Hogg. Now THAT'S cruel. And I can just picture their old teachers taking attendance and the reaction they'd get from the other students. Oh, geez. Peace, over and out.

[citruslemon011]

what about aereola? i've heard that before!

[rifsberjasulta]

Moses is a pretty name!

[kelsers31]

@rifsberjasulta no....no its not. you must b a christian...............that explains y you would like the name moses.

[rifsberjasulta]

@kelsers31 That's not the reason why I like the name. I like names from all religions.

[Kristinl96]

My parents know a girl whose name is penny nickel. When I heard that I laughed but also thought it was absoloutely cruel.

[IlSilentEarthIl]

I've got one that tops most of those:

La-A

(pronounced "Ladasha")

Also, Nevaeh ("Heaven" spelled backwards), though it's not so much cruel as it is just really stupid.

[Twilightblowsgoats]

@IlSilentEarthIl Navaeh is godawful. People need to stop with that shit!

[avb06d]

a friend told me of a kids name le-ah pronounced le dash ah.....

[someonelikeme100]

those names remind me of that part in the movie "marley & me" where the kid says "dad says the baby's name is woops"!!!! I like my kids' names... Ayannah, Nevaeh, and Isaiah

[Twilightblowsgoats]

@someonelikeme100 Navaeh is a terrible name. WHY?

[livisgotbieberfiever]

@Twilightblowsgoats yeah serousley its heavan backwards?

[cCuTiE1234]

there is this girl at my school. her first name his candy and her last is land. so her name is Candy Land which i think sounds like a strippers name! and no candy is not short foe candice or anything its just candy

[RightsOfDeath]

lelna gwet people tell her she gwet her pants

a dude brandon jones bj they call him blow job lol

[Makavini]

What's wrong with Moses?

[spinemelter2000]

I thought she said Roses.

[sweetheart2109]

@spinemelter2000 who would name their kid after Adolf Hitler? He is a horrible man who did horrible things to people

[7hippocrates]

@Makavini its jewish

[iluv2swimbutterfly]

@7hippocrates what's wrong with a jewish name? if we're being technical here, moses is actually a hebrew name.

[7hippocrates]

@iluv2swimbutterfly hahhaha, jews and hebrews are the same. well, personally i dont like jews

[iluv2swimbutterfly]

@7hippocrates i understand that jewish and hebrew are the same. but technically jewish is the nationality/religion, and hebrew is the language. and i respect your opinion, but its not necessary to voice it so strongly in a way that i could offend others. just because a name is hebrew doesn't mean there's something wrong with it. half of the top 10 baby boy names of 2010 are hebrew. and i bet one of those is probably your name.

[7hippocrates]

@iluv2swimbutterfly maybe you re right i shouldnt do it. but i am not expressing it strongly. i am just expressing the fact that i dont like jews, right now i cant think of any other way to express it. and no my name is not jewish

[iluv2swimbutterfly]

@7hippocrates even still, when somebody says "what's wrong with ____?" it's really not necessary to say "it's ___(insert race/religion here)." because whether you like a race/religion or not, it's still offensive to those people. i mean, my name is hebrew and i've had millions of people tell me how pretty it is. most of the names you hear in your life are jewish. noah, adam, michael, david, jayden, jacob, joshua, etc.

[7hippocrates]

@iluv2swimbutterfly i get what your sayin and i dont mean it that way. its not that i dont like all jews. i dont like the ones that control the world

[iluv2swimbutterfly]

@7hippocrates even still, there was no point in that response.

[7hippocrates]

@iluv2swimbutterfly not to you maybe, but to me there was a point, otherwise i wouldnt have said it

[iluv2swimbutterfly]

@7hippocrates its offending to jews.

[7hippocrates]

@iluv2swimbutterfly why do you care?

[iluv2swimbutterfly]

@7hippocrates because, like i said, its offending.

[7hippocrates]

@iluv2swimbutterfly are you a jew??

[iluv2swimbutterfly]

@7hippocrates no. but i'm taking into consideration that some of the people who watch this video might be.

[7hippocrates]

@iluv2swimbutterfly you should really let it go. i dont care if they get offended, they are bad for this world

[iluv2swimbutterfly]

@7hippocrates this is exactly the reason i wont let it go. cuz the way you're acting toward innocent people is lightweight fucked up.

[gunne123]

@7hippocrates can you give a reason why you don't like jews?

[7hippocrates]

@gunne123 because i know some, they are in high places and they are to be hated. if you knew them you would say the exact same thing. i NEVER judge people simply because they belong to a specific race, i judge people by their acts. have a good day sir

[vato509]

THAT BITCH IS A MILF

[starscreamsgirl989]

WOW THAT >>> WAS FUNNY

[zerocats]

i knew someone who actually named there kid deviously lol Abcde is pronounced Ab-cidie but still very cruel

[IsraelmineBeloved]

Shame on Wal Mart! Fuck Adolf Hitler!

[playful19872]

i worked at a hospital around the time the movie 'exorcism of emily rose' came out and there was a couple who actually named their newborn daughter that. emily rose. yea its cute but come on! they said it was because her water broke while they were watching that movie. ugh! lol.

[chesterlover4eva]

Wal-Mart you suck! Where are your moral principles?

I applaud the place that refused to make the cake!! Bravo! People take notes!

the father needs urgent mental help and the son needs his name changed ASAP!

It takes a very sick man to give a kid a name like that!

[montemike]

LOL

klamhidia

btw ur hot =)

[890anna]

my dad wanted to call me "Abcdefg".... of course, my mom never let him.

but i know some cuel names too... if they're not cruel at least they're... ugly...f.e. i know a guy called "Satanasio" like.... satan... and a guy called "Onecent"

[ClassicTVMan81]

After that one song Big Bird sung on "Sesame Street," called "AB-C-DEF-GHI"?

[brittaniwalling]

Quick question for you:

I'm having a girl. I'm 24 weeks. Do you think Alexis Leona is a cute name? first and middle

[jcrewdoll]

No, Alexis is too generic, and Leona sounds grandma-ee

[edaj84]

I love that name brittaniwalling

[brittaniwalling]

Thanks! I'm 32 weeks now and we chose it. I appreciate it. =)

[xKeNdRaxStArZx]

I know of two very oddly named kids, Seven and Pepper. I am almost positive the kid named seven's middle name is x. I also know of a Bo Shooter and

Baylin Hay. Poor kids.

[JuniorMintKiss]

My sister wanted to name her baby after her father Justin, but wanted to spell

it Jus10.

Idiot. Luckily she had a girl instead!

[emmalovessundown]

my husbands family beats all of you he is sundown forest dain, his bro is storm shadow dain(drain),sister is Automn omg i forgot the middle and other sis is crystal. my kids are nathan and naiomi normal cause they came out of me so i named them. lol

[DragonFruitBabe]

People I really know:

Twins: Castle in the Snow Henderson & Shadow in the Mist Henderson AKA: Shadow and Castle

Daryl Dawn - could there be a more horrible combo?

Moneke: intended to be Monique. Usually came out as Monkey.

Aislee: Days minus the D, plus Lee? Sounds like a combo of "disease" and "gamey" with an L for good measure.

Jethro: Born 2-27-2009 (in Texas no less)

and

7.

Thats right.

Just the number 7. I've seen the birth certificate.

[ClassicTVMan81]

Come on: Aislee is pronounced "Ashlee."

[DragonFruitBabe]

She's going to wish it does when she's older.

[Triathe]

i went to school with a boy called dwayne pipe rofl

[KeoghsGuides]

i have a really bad name, it's josh, =) they were gonna call me casper, not after anyone we know, my brother just liked that show, but i ended up with josh ='(

[Kandeegirl85]

im 25 weeks and we've chosen Kayahna Rose

[bellykelly53]

@Kandeegirl85 I like that name.

[7deathsatonce]

Could be like that song by Johnny Cash....A boy named Sue. Giving a boy a female name would really be mean.