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From: scooby1961
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  • Scooby, I got a hemorrhoid after making my own version of this song. Just kidding, deep squats did it.

  • The Force is strong with scooby.

  • This guy is incredible ! That's amazing Scooby !

  • wow intersting scooby i liked you have loots of humour :P "auf biterze" :"D

  • That's a new record in things so stupid that they are funny.

  • I need mp3 of this...

  • Damn when are the Star Wars parody's gonna stop. They were and never will be funny.

  • hahahhaha that intro hahah you have to keep in mind he is 50 years old :D

  • scooby, on your website in the personalized workout planner, it says to do chest abs legs biceps triceps and shoulder all on one day. is it ok to work on all these muscles in a single day? im 19 years old and ive been lifting weights for about 4 months in the gym

  • @adamjeeian2 dont do that man .. use a split like chest tricep one day next shoulder,trap and bicep then back and then legs or something along them lines :)

  • @paulisawesome14 but scooby's intermediate workout says to do them all on one day, three days a week. im confused

  • @adamjeeian2 either or man, its up to you. I personally went with my way but scoobys is right too

  • @adamjeeian2 that must be a beginner's program you are looking at.. try the next since you have 4 months experience lifting under your belt.. anyway the reason is that beginners especially when young,  recuperate way faster when they work out.. but like as the other guy said, it's also recommended to do split to allow proper rest time for the muscles..

  • The Polaris Federation offers its assistance!

  • after more than four years of following your videos, this is first time i almost clicked "dislike". i didn't. but it was close.

  • If it's fat wars shouldn't the noise be 'om nom nom nom... cake' not 'pfft pfft pfft'? GO SCOOBY!

  • hey scooby quick question im very under weight and i dont know if i should try to gain weight so i can add more muscle or if i should just work out like normal.

    what would you recomend

  • @darkgardian09 eat a lot and lift bro

  • It took me three times to wach this before I could read it without laughing...

  • I had to mute it otherwise i would never had read the message XD i would be too busy dying from laughter :D hahaha

  • hahahahaha

  • 0:49 Subliminal message from scooby...

  • Owww my friggin ears! Speakers were on full blast was not expecting that!

  • @scooby1961 hey scooby, im a 12 year old guy in 7th grade lookin to bulk up and lose some weight, ive lost about 20 lbs in 2 months and have been working out for a little while now, and ive seen results and ive been getting stronger, and more fit, etc, but anyway on the intermediate workout on your website, is there anything that i can do to replace pull ups because i have no where to do them and i dont think i can do them, thanks!

  • @Steeler17Fan17 Building muscle will go mega slow until you hit about 16 ish, because unless you are an early bloomer your testosterone levels will be relatively low. It is a good idea to get into lifting weights asap though so go ahead :)

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  • Wat....

  • 308 ppl are jealous of Scooby's farting skills! 0_°

  • lmfao

  • @scooby1961 please respond.. Im a teenager and i workout and lift weights.My body fat percentage is 15%. I see my abs but i have belly fat at the bottom of my stomach not a lot but i cant get rid of it. I lost a lot of belly fat,but as hard as i try it does not seem to be going away. Any tips. ps thank you for your time.

  • @billymadison88

    omg!!! sorry , i cheated 2 years! Big deal.. go out have fun , meet a girl or if you are gay and like boys go for it... You can have sex even you , the wild old hag that is so sensitive...you almost "coming"...

    Stop it you and go out for a walk!! Too much pc and masturbation isnt good for you health man..!!

  • 300 people are fat'

  • @GuyBelmont the next 10 are obese

  • @gymtonicful you said it brother

  • Dont look at weight scale, Look in the mirror!!

  • looks like scooby discovered LSD

  • Help me obi wan scoobobi! Your my only hope!

  • @billymadison88 your comment made me laugh so much.... hahahaha are you mentally challenged? :D

  • rofl

  • @billymadison88 you guys are both posers, stop trying to prove yourselves because every1 besides you guys can see that you're embarassing! both of u get off youtube or watch scooby's vids without commenting

  • A great phisique and a junior high sense of humor. Scooby, you hardly look your age.

  • Lol at the sixpackshorts channel, someone said wow he is dedicated to us being strong and healthy. No he's not. He's dedicated to making money off a simple gimmick that's been known since the 1920's.

  • are you a Star Wars Fan ?

  • scooby is hilarious and good and not a d-bag

  • scooby, how should i use jump rope as cardio? how many minutes on, how many off?

  • scooby,,where is ur hundred push up video.. i cant find it

  • @billymadison88

    Wtf you talking about man , do you read what im writing or what? Im 28 , had sex at 16. Wtf you talking about old hag? Get out a bit , find a girl , go do some jogging , go GET A LIFE!!!

    I dont get what youre talking but doctor said me to say you OK OLD HAG , since people that never had sex before or at least more than 2-3 years are dangerous !!

    So , OK OLD HAG , whatever!! Gtfo of here now , you dont like scooby , this video , me.. you got plenty reasons to GTFO of here.

  • Hey scooby, are uneven abs a result of posture, or genetics? I've burned off the fat, followed your videos, and am pleased with the results; its just one side is has more gaps than the other.

  • Read Gary Taubes' wonderful book "WHY WE GET FAT AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT."

  • I'm tired of seeing six pack short cut videos in the side bar.

  • i love how scooby calls sixpackshortpack a scammer when he actually gives good exercises unlike scobby who farts .....also he's not a bro scientist like scooby... "squats can be replaced by the leg press, a hamstring exercise and game of basketball...LOL U SRS? "you must be ages 18-40 to squat.. and have a power lifting coach....." WHAT????????

  • @mynameisned123 It is a scam when it can be learned for free online and not have to pay $100. Also what does farting have to do with exercising ability?

  • scoob, your the best. almost everything these days wamts you to pay for thos or buy this, instead of doing any actual work making an effort. thanks for giving hope and support to everybody who wants to just be fit!

  • I actually don't happen to have my headphones with me right now. A fact that usually saddens me when a new Scooby video is posted, but one I so happen to be thankful for this time. haha. I do wish I could hear what Hans is saying though especially since we haven't heard from him due to his extended under-water diving trip.

    Btw, you're awesome Scooby, I just prefer not to hear such sounds.

  • when is scoobys b-day?

  • wut happn 2 100 push up vid

  • @SUPEREASZY1

    I think Scooby is re-uploading it tommorow

  • Fart wars anyone??

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  • Americans have more muscle mass, In america if anything the epidemic is perfection, we have this body image issue, And the standard is all fucked up, me and my gf just looked it up on paper we are both over weight... which is not true we are fit and look good, very good :) especially her. Its total "poppy cock"

  • @billymadison88

    Yeah ? Youre all that and you talking so much trash for scooby and you act like a 12 years old kiddo? ANYTIME you want , i dont give a fuck if youre SPIDERMAN!! ANYTIME you want to break me , MR BLACK BELT , tell me so. BJJ for ever .

    When i was in highschool i had all the girls and sex at 14 years old. No time for wrestling!

    Kid go have sex !!! You are a strict old hag , dont judge others so you wont be judged. Simply as that!! Now go cry somewhere else.

  • @Azatis

    i wonder what taught people that sexual intercourse highers their value

  • omg i forgot to click the link

  • what happened to your do 100 push ups video? that one was great

  • scooby you're very bored

  • Thanks Scooby, you are the man!!! Keep up this great work!!! (And the -3rd- grade work, show the world that someone can never be too old to have fun doing crazy things)

  • Oh ya and another thing scoob I look forward to watching your vids every week, Id like to see you do a vid for the more advanced lvl types, the last few I think were geared towards beginners, Thanks man!

  • @HardHatDIver412 You dont see an obesity epidemic? Visit a shopping mall or Walmart in middle America and you will see how bad the problem is!

  • @scooby1961 scooby Im an average american that often goes to walmart or in my case, the lynnhaven mall in Va.. honestly i dont see A bunch of fat ppl... I know because i tried to find them and all I found was alot of normal looking ppl....

  • @HardHatDIver412

    I see obese people quite a bit when I go out, you also have to remember that not everyone looks like a balloon. A lot of people store fat differently and as a result they dont look fat unless they take their shirt off, I was one of those people.

    As for Americans mostly being muscular, I doubt it I know of very few adults who do any form of regular excercise, and I only know 1 person personally besides myself who lifts weights with the intensity needed to gain muscle

  • @scooby1961 hahaha great example

  • @scooby1961 Getting like that in the UK too, but we are usually a few years behind the problems of the US so probably not as bad yet.

  • @scooby1961 I wish I can LIKE this reply more than once.

  • @scooby1961 You might be shocked to work in the healthcare field (re: hospitals) and see the number of overweight and obese STAFF. Some cutting edge hospitals have programs which pay staff to workout, most don't. I think the same with police and fire programs... a greater percentage of their staff than the general population is carrying excess weight. No doubt Americans are HUGE compared to the rest of the world.

  • @scooby1961 on an upcoming video of yours can you please show how to strengthen/thicken wrists, or if you already have 1 can you please give me a link to it? Thank you.

  • @HardHatDIver412 That's interesting. Where do you live if I may ask?

  • @DiceEsque Well for the last 3 yrs ive been in Va, I dont see the "epidemic" ive been over seas more than i would like to be and i do see alot of skinny guys with pot bellys who in americas medical standards would probably be with in there weight standard, Im in the military and from what i see. Theres alot of americans who look strong and fit compared to all these "skinny fat people" ive seen in europe and the middle east. Be home in Jan Cant wait!

  • Finally, Hans makes an appearance LOL :D

  • @Scherzo7

    I don't think that's Hans.

  • Wow! To be a cool guy , this video is lame! How old are you? 9?

  • when you get a lot of ppl to dislike, it just means you're doing something right

  • haha this is genuis!

  • @billymadison88

    First of all im not FAT!!! Im 1.74 75kg pure muscle guy , thnx to @scooby1961 and my efforts .

    Second im 28 years old MALE so im not a bitch and im not virgin since i was 16.

    Now go have some sex to chill out and let us have fun here. Strict old hag.Chill out

  • more like fart wars

  • Are steroids really bad?Are they significantly detrimental to your health?You had said in a previous video about 5 pounds of muscle a year is what to expect.What if I don't wanna wait 20 years to look like you?What if I wanna gain 50 pounds of muscle in 2-3 years?is it really bad to want it now? Who wants to wait when you can have an awesome body sooner than later ?

  • @TryTryDie15 If steroids weren't unhealthy, they would be legal and every1 would take them, I guess. :P

  • OP IS A PHAGGOT

  • Please READ the text, there is actually an important message hidden in the 3rd grade humor!!!

  • @scooby1961

    No no, I mean as in 2001, makes you 10 years old. As in, fart noises are something a 10 would find infinitely hilarious! (but then, who doesn't?)

    Don't worry, I didn't think anyone would get it even as I wrote it. :P

  • The only problem with this video is that it sounds exactly like what someone from the evil empire would say...

  • HAHAHA 1:19 seconds of truth!

  • only losers would find this funny

  • when does this come out??

  • One week for this?

  • Great video! Really funny

  • oh btw,

    if anyone out there just doesnt feel like eating rice and chicken (again), have a tea to go along (no sugar, no honey) the natural taste of tea alone helps a LOT, plus the amount of calories is somewhere around 0.000003 :)

  • "Food is fuel, not an amusement park" - Scooby

    I cant believe how many times, this phrase saved me from cheating, thank you Scoob.

  • for some reason this video makes me wanna take a dump!

  • @simobgbgbg After reading your comment, I wanna take dump now and Im serious...oh shit, I gotta go!

  • @simobgbgbg hahahahh

  • i love star wars.

  • It should rather be "Fart Wars" ;)

  • hey scooby, my oma always told me wieswurst was good for me, normaly i have half a chicken breast or turky. But i was wondering if it was ok to eat it normaly but not as a cheat meal.

  • There is so much good, free information, but I opt in for the gym membership.

  • what the hell

  • I like it better when you fart for real in your videos

  • Hi again Scooby!

    Now that it is getting dark outside really early and the weather is kind of depressing, do you think that I should join a gym so I can do my cardio there?

    I am not at all enthused to do my cardio outside this time of the year.

  • Dear Scooby, how do you work out, hold two jobs, *and* maintain an aquarium? A video on time management would be awesome. (Lots of thumbs up increase the odds he'll make one.)

  • The "mute" and "It's safe to unmute now" messages were the funny part.

  • I just started your 100 pushup training today scooby, it's hard to write this cause my arms won't stop shaking... big love from Sweden! :D

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  • Hey Scooby! I have a question and it would be great if you could answer it for me. I've been working out on and off for 2 years now, but never anything serious until one month ago. For the past month, I've been extremely strict with my diet and lifting and doing cardio 5 days a week. I've made very considerable gains with every part of my body except for my chest. My chest just isn't improving at all. Is there anything I can do to change this? By the way, I'm 16 right now. Thanks Scooby!

  • THANKS FOR THE LIKES on this video, helps take the sting out of those 252 dislikes!

  • If you can wade thru my 3rd grade humor and READ the text, you will see that there is actually a serious and important message in this video!

  • @scooby1961 Scoob. it's hard to 'wade' through it because this was super annoying. Didn't find it funny at all.

  • By the way, what do you think about Tabata. It costs only 4min in total and you feel like 1h steady cardio too. Is the activity time relevant for the afterburn or the calory count?

  • Scooby, loved it.  :-D

  • Thanks scooby, that was hilarious!

  • @Selina22101977 Glad you liked this video, from all those THUMBS DOWN, its apparent that many do not appreciate my sense of humor though :(

  • @scooby1961 dont be sad. likes are greater .

  • Scooby are you married

  • Awesome :)

    And 3rd grade humor ruled the universe - as father and Scoopy.. Or something :)

  • Hodgetwins are better lol

  • I thought it was $97. Unless they decided to jack up the price. Though I cancelled my subscription to the Evil Empire and they tried talking me down from $65 to like $25. Its like, Really? Talk about exploitation.

  • @QBALL85 $97 is 100 galactic credits at the current exchange rate :)

  • @scooby1961 A little more than out of curiosity, when are you planning to re-upload your 100 puship video?

  • I really enjoy your videos unlike those sixpackshortcuts guys that lie =)

  • HAHAHAHHHAHAHA

  • Hey Scooby, my friend and I are having a debate, he claims energy drinks are ok to drink. I feel that even 1 once in awhile isn't good. what do you say to that?

  • Scobby .. man seriously you are a Pro Fartrer.... PoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! O-0

  • strong broscience

  • wow annoying fart noises lol

  • I can't stop laughing at the negative comments. Scooby puts in a massive amount of effort into his information, flies out to meet people (at his own expense) and keeps everything FREE for us. Why can't he just make a fun video and relax a little?

    Keep up the great work Scoob, and keep us laughing :)

  • hey scooibi, have you found a way to prepare beans so that they don't give you gas?

  • the is the most retarded shit i have ever seen. is this guy 5 years old or 50?

  • Scooby, what should you do if you start feeling nauses during your workouts?

  • Yay scooby, you got yourself green light sabre xD

  • Whats the point?

  • Tie (Food) Fighters!

  • what a bawws

  • never expected sh!t like this from persone like u

  • you deserve more views :]

  • @VidHunter0518 I'm kinda annoyed, for some reason, this video isnt getting any daily honors as it should.

  • scooby, you should stop being so awesome, dont think the youtube servers can handle much more.

  • @mattakudesu LOL! For some reason, YouTube seems to have it in for me lately. They are not putting me on any of the daily top lists.

  • @billymadison88

    Ahahahahaha!! i laughed my ass with this response to an obviously joking video...

    Wtf people seriously , are you so STAR WARS DIE HARDS and you get so offended... Seriously ... Stop being so strict ...

    Go to scoobys website, open your eyes , do some exercises and youll feel better. And if thats not the case , then you lack SEX...Go have some... Strict old hags..

  • Mate you make me laugh !!!!

  • I loled so much :D Anyway i just wanted to say thanks scooby for all your advices!I have lost 18kg(i think that's about 30-40lbs?)in past year and a few months by following your workout and nutrition plans!So many people are trying to make money out of it,but you are one of the few people who does it for free...once again,thanks!

    PS: sorry for mistakes in spelling :D

  • @Sangeras95 Congratulations on the 18kg of fat loss, amazing!!!

  • @scooby1961 Thanks :D

  • 224 followers of Mike Chang didn't like it..

  • @xpekdworst LOL! Actually I think its 224 people who are offended by juvenile behavior who gave me the thumbs down, thats ok.

  • haha pretty cool

  • this was rediculous.. xD love it

  • Why are there so many dislikes? People hate creativity?

  • @kidkillaforilla Honestly, I thought this was pretty darn creative!

  • @scooby1961 It was. And trust me, if I disliked it, I'd tell you. But this was genuinely inspired and it shows. As always Scoob, don't let the haters bring you down. They just wish that they were Terminators with a sense of humor too.

  • You got 2 views out of me...the first one I was laughing so hard at the soundtrack I had to watch it again to read the message.

  • @scooby1961 agreed, but i'd like to ask a little more specifically. Should i do heavy weight lifting to use up all my glycogen and sodium and then go for a one to fat burn or should i run first? Also what time of the day should i work out (any evidence if time of day affects fat burning)

  • what the....

  • This is too funny

  • i wish your voice wasnt the way it was ;/

  • @BallaT21 My voice? I didnt SAY anything in this video - how could you be annoyed with my voice in THIS video????