Pioneer, Rock, Scissors

[pinkspike2001]

your asum

[fskfhg]

Im singing the theme song every time!

[fredrocks222]

I live in Oregon and we have to learn about the Oregon trail like every year in school I like your version better :)

[craazyy1]

i thought the horses did paper

[aimeebaines]

Awwwww your so adorable X3 hahaha

That wasn't fan girl mode btw.

[FunDogProductions]

what have people said to you when they see this in your office?

[bl4ckwat3rmel0n]

This was great.

I love your videos. :D

[pastrykiller]

Does anyone at work know you do this as a side job?

[jalapeno212]

dude where do you get this much construction paper

[ihearttheplanet]

i love the stomach growling sound :)

[littleangel2131]

Lol! This is so cute! I love love love your videos =)

[TheReceptionist]

And I am glad glad glad you do!

[mahtexas]

i would love to see someone walk in on you in a vid.

[TheReceptionist]

Trust me, it happens.

[lillypadlauren]

@TheReceptionist

God they must be freaked out if they walk in and your eating abroham lincolns heart!

[ubernoobly]

@TheReceptionist well do bloopers plz

[xtremlyrandomgirl]

hey.

that's right, i spammed your ass!!!

[TheReceptionist]

No. But thanks for watching!

[myoozikaddikt17]

i subscribed lol wow i wish i had this much free time at work XD

[TheReceptionist]

It's a slow office.

[123sammy12]

@TheReceptionist wat happens when ur caught?

LOVE the vids btw :D the only youtuber who's vids are always amazing :D

[aolyahoo]

this is GOOOOOOOOOOOOD i guess is the right word. because your stuff is just soo good and brilliant

[miss1awren]

You are absolutely brilliant.

I'm in love with all of this.

[TCFan1]

That was so morbid,but priceless! Kudos,Travis! LMAO!

[abcdemilyx3]

i love how the horse look like deer

[Xelenes]

i love you.

[numba1kiki]

you make really awesome videos. where do you get all that paper from? i hope you recycle! lol, stay green! btw, you have a really nice singing voice!

[LifesEyesFilms]

Great stuff, I'm subscribing!

[TheReceptionist]

why thank you!

[LifesEyesFilms]

Great stuff, I'm subscribing!

[suuzzee5]

One of the sickest videos I've ever seen...LMAO!!!! :)))

[annspade]

L'ed OL! :D Especially at the hands!

[missuscake]

with the receptionist the chuckles never stop.

[david1gr]

Again, with the brilliance. ;-)

[ANIMALUVER420]

actually the donner party didnt eat peeps

[popsuckits]

Love a good Donner Party and roshambo joke. Always pick rock, nothing beats rock.

[meryllmiike]

ur a great artist dude

[Girlwiththeyeti]

Oregon Trail gone horribly wrong

i love it!

[hellsya24]

wowi love all your videos there all soo funny when ya ganna make another one and one more thing so are your videos like sponsered by bessina or does she edit them or something?well anyway kik ass vids keep it up

[equad86]

this has got to be my favorite video, i make everyone in front of a computer watch it.

[unfabfan4]

u rock go receptionest!!!!!! yay im 8! ur old

[Karebear828]

will you marry me? please? i'm serious!

[Fullmetaljawsfan63]

lol.

[ROXIO7]

Oh god! Those deer/horses/Santa's reindeer are ADORABLE! They actually look like their moving! You rock you Receptionist you! =^.^=

[yugyugyugyugyug]

Brilliant, one of my favourites!

Love your work.

[t0mt0mt0mt0m]

aww wow thats soo good

[Pienchubbs]

Com'on dude. The first guy lasted 6 days for 3 people, but then in the end, the last person only lasted 8 days for one person. I would've thought one could live off of paper people for much longer than that.

[BeAsUare]

i luv all of ur videos except skin deep cause toward the end..... ya if i were you i wouldnt make videos like that just in case little kids watch them... just in case

[Every1luvzME]

Wow. U have a lot of cardboard and paper.

[BeAsUare]

lol...

[quiche4all]

Ha HA! Love the paper family's exhausted faces...

[MushiMushineko]

My sister would like to know what's the name of the song at the opening of the play?

[HikonaSamsung]

LOL!!! poor kids! lol and paper wife and ..umm u?

[shadowedrevenge]

Should have gone with paper, man... lol

[alien9000]

wtf?

[digitalglu]

I'm watching them in order and this is the best one yet!! Hilarious!

[msboku]

You are too funny!

[shar992006]

I see that in your videos you eat something called "rations"...what is that?...I always wonderd

[TheReceptionist]

Rations are a fixed amount of food during a shortage. So if you are going on a long trip and only have so much food you would ration it out to meet the requirments you need to survive.

[hifool3310]

You make good films. Well done.

[funnyhaha11]

Food.

[bethbork]

funny 5 stars

[Luh71]

(!!!)

[KisforKookie]

Wow it took me a minute to catch on to what happend. That was great. I love your videos.

[karlalvin]

this is the funniest bessina maker short i've seen. some are not bad. but this is what i call funny. keep it up, dude!

[Bambi893]

lol the horse ate u ahah i didn't expected that

[blacksoul55555]

that's so funny! you have a big sense of hummor you know? i just get my peoples to laugh by telling them stupid jokes and using sarcasim. :)

[corkytara]

yep yep[ yep!

[wackyraul]

should have been called rock, pioneer, scissors

[AthenaGoddess89]

someone needs a friend...and i mean that in the nicest way possible...lol

[Soccergirlliz22]

I LOVE your imagination! And the music was amazing too, perfect mood and everything; Twas basicallly the video's narrarator. One question though, how the HELL did you get those horses to move, aswell as the hands/hooves all in unison?

[TheReceptionist]

Movie magic, Soccergirl, Movie magic. :)

[tess091]

hahah great. subscribing.

[SodaGirl]

This is my first time checking out one of your videos. I am here because I voted for you in that hot guy contest thinger. Yeah.

[Younglinkman12]

Amazing that was.

[argetoxik]

LOOOOOOOL dude, that owned Abrahan Lincoln. Keep on rocking.

[Blargherness]

I love the musical progression. At first it's exciting and adventurous, then it slows a little, begins to drag, and becomes slower and more like 'Jesus Christ we're gonna die out here', then the horses win and it breaks into hallelujas and becomes upbeat and triumphant. Great job, it was hilarious.

[xxxxxSABRINAxxxxx]

What was the music you used?

[TheReceptionist]

It was two different selections. One was from The Alamo, and I don;t recall the other one.

[xxxxxSABRINAxxxxx]

THANX

[ynot914]

that was so annoying and retarded

[tuckersaysthis]

they keep getting better.

[phamiru]

XD Hilarity is had!

[SilverPoppy]

haw i knew the horsies would eat you cuz they can only do rock!

[emlove143]

haha...

my favorite part is when the stomach growled... i laughed for a long time for some reason! you rock buddy

143, em

[FerryInTheDesert]

Um, all your stuff is amazing. I stayed up until 3 am watching your vids. Keep it up woO!

[Cryfcad]

Nice one :) I like how the character has evolved and the whole "story" and the end is great !! :P

[ynot914]

that sucked

[Nightfall9179]

Why you evil person. THAT WAS AWESOME!

[KJsworld13]

omg i love ur vids soooo much

[wakyman1995]

LOL

[Cranny71]

Great. Just great!

[kzk]

That was slightly disturbing. XD

[Whitehouse2007]

What an imagination!

[citrusfrucht]

Buhaha, I love your videos. Everyone should be such a good actor as you. This is one of my favorites. 5 Points up!

[mgardot]

i freakin love you

[maridemardel]

Alive! but western version. Awsome. But "If i were A. Lincoln" still remains my favourite. He he he.

[MBRHIndustries]

awesome and a half.

[Midwestgamer2]

lol he lost to a deer

[Jonneke]

... horse

[schatmandu]

un fuckin' believable! i am so jealous of your amazing talent! thanks for sharing your incredible, bizarre mind

[martinaoe2]

savage man

[MacdaddyMcguire]

lol I liked it!

[SYTHE5]

XD cannibalism.

[seriouslysarcastic]

hahahhahha man your awsome!

[Robosalt]

HAHA! took me a second...

[applish]

you can sing pretty well! haaha good stuff on youtube.

[GalliumGnu]

That was funny funny funny.

[bmwnurse]

This is so fucking funny! I love it!

[doggielapp]

this stuff is crazy good

[McDriggs]

i love how you dont dress even close to time period. i think it makes it that much funnier....your a construction paper GENIUS by the way!!

[makyanai]

and so I pressed alt f4, but nothing happened! It is such a miracle! proof that it is bogus! now everybody mark it as spam and see it disappear

[morganime92]

i love ur themesong. i sing it 24/7. well ... ya know.

[ehrenyu]

LMAO! XD That's great!

[cutiepie23573]

ya. this came out on my birthday!!

[TheReceptionist]

Happy belated!

[Elvisdogg]

You're scaring me with this stuff! 5 stars.

[TheReceptionist]

You should see my horror film!

[Snookums]

lol i love the horses. eventhough they don't look like horses...more like a fox cow or something...lol.

[luckycharm25]

ha ha, yeah u r right

[Teanahe]

LOOOOOOOOOL XD

[juanfrancortes]

me encanta tu trabajo, es muy original y realmente divertido,

gracias.

[caseybobacey007]

lmao!!! that was the best

[dickmanly]

Donner-rific! You rock!!

[auburnmind]

You look a little sean bean. :)

[wigglepuppies]

HAHA, very good.

[cinemafreaks]

lol thats one of the funniest vids ive ever seen!

[1JazzCat]

hahaha brilliant

[applesomething]

Where do I get in line to have a go with you? You know, in the sack? Eww, I'm so gross, I know.

[TheOneThatYouLoathe]

that was sick but so kool! You rock!

[whatthesamhell]

those rations look YUM. I just made a rock paper scissors film-noir (one minute long, 20 seconds credits) which I will try to post in response to your vid. Typhoid is the least of our worries!-seza

[zacksmovies]

:D :) :D

[EverestFilmsInc]

Awesome!!! Great job!

[puracchi]

Friggin Hilarious!

[jerkartist]

Please man....get some help!! Too much time alone is not good for anybody.

[nononookclub]

you're amazing. marry me.

[Kukunutti]

I simply love all of your work, and this is no exception! GREAT JOB!

[audioflea]

I do like your films, chap. Very silly, with lovingly home-made props. All things should be made in such a lovingly naff way. Like making rockets, cars or prisons out of the box the telly comes in.

[coughdrop01]

See now, I was just arguing with someone the other day that cannibalism(and/or cannibals) makes every story line ten times better. And here is another bit of proof to that theory. Thank you!

[tonygem]

whoa

i think i love you

[contrary4percent]

Great work! You are the greatest receptionist-filmaker the world has ever seen! Please keep sharing this fun stuff.

[conejoaureo]

LOL :) Thanks

[fabditty]

Travis, you are a joy-spreader. Thank you.

[SamoPajamo]

You must have a lot of construction paper laying around your desk. Good Stuff.

[forchan]

Obviously those pioneers didn't practice playing Oregon Trail before they left. Otherwise they'd know they have to go out and shoot bears and deer and stuff. Or at least pull over at a little outpost to get some McBreakfast ya know. :)

[simcott]

Dear Mr Travis,

YOU Reeeek of utter brillllliance!

Thankyou for being!

[TramausF]

are you an actor

[TheReceptionist]

Not really...but I do love to perform for fun.

[Vitalsunrise]

By jolly you are one clever film maker. Thanks for sharing your talent with us!

[skankingdude85]

def. one of your best videos!

[shonco]

LOL good one!

[HaHaHyperHaHa]

lmfaaoo.

"day 23"...

THANK YOU.

[Smeffle]

What can I say that hasn't already been said? I was engrossed, amazed, fascinated, inspired and entertained so much I could have spontaneously burst into song...

[TwistedFateFilms]

Where's a magpie when you need one?

Great short! Love the horses & the music.

[Ravensinger]

ha!!! Great!!!

[GilbertSmith]

Those rations look tasty.

[videochick770]

OMG!! my life is easy... ; T

[EmotionToilet]

Yeah, this guy is definitely one of the best on youtube. Amazing work!

[karledice1]

AMAZING IS ALL I CAN SAY

[youngatheartinAZ]

You have an amazing imagination! I love it! You must have been an awesome kid!

[HELLOKAR28]

This is the funniest guy on youtube.

[shannonhourigan]

I would have to agree with that

[calvintoronto]

That stomach sound!!! rrrhaaarrghhhhh. HAHAHAHAHA!! That was priceless!!

[fabditty]

Wonderful video - Thank you!!!!

[flutterbies77]

5 stars as always!

[J2HazelEyez]

hahaha, brilliant as always.

[NeverBeenToMe]

Absolutely charming as usual! Hey, has anyone ever told yu that you a bit look like Lance Guest - the guy who played the Last Starfighter. (- yer pal from the cartoon studio here.)

[shannonhourigan]

The Last Starfighter! that is so hilariously accurate

[sholup]

Another great one. Your style rocks.

[SlingshotVideo]

So tell me, do you cut and paste on Tuesdays and shoot on Fridays? Do you occasionally answer the phone? And finally, do you really dress like that and come to work with that 8:00 shadow?

Don't get me wrong, I love your work. It's just that I too am a Videographer/receptionist and well if there were a camera mounted on my work computer, viewers would happily switch places with any of the above travelers!

Receptionists Unite!

[TheReceptionist]

I make the props and the story during the week when I have the time. THen I generally shoot on Fridays because it's the slower of the days. I always must stop recording when the phone rings. And yes, I do really dress like that for work. It;s a very casual atmosphere. Long live the receptionists of the world!

[SylvieAnn]

Amen to that!

[dazzaagee]

Long Live All The Receptionists!!! we should have a conference...in Vegas....

[nazca]

*giggle* This was great. Thank you for entertaining me, as always. :)

[GeneticBlend]

Brilliant and inspiring as always.

[ChesterMerrydell]

Funny funny funny. Love the facial expressions.

[stevenewyork]

Very original, and a lot of work. Makes YouTube worth it.

[augustinoi]

well, iam like to the your videos end your black humor but am have two questions, what Bessina Maker work and what is creatures in your wallpaper channel

[TheReceptionist]

BEssina Maker is the company I receptioni for (although the name is altered slightly). The creautres on my channel are from some older shorts. They make appearances in BUS STOP, THE PSYCHOPOMP and SELFISH GARY HAS A HEART. They will be returning.

[fivetoedsloth]

See, this is what happens when men don't stop and ask for directions!

[TheReceptionist]

We are a stubborn species.

[suprememasterj]

Haha! Nothing like a good laugh at lunch!