Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grade Asian Kid?

[jesswunder95]

asians are fuking geniouses i kno one that rediscovers trig problems its insane

[2011TOMCAT]

Pilot name is Honkey Donkey!!! LOL

[otamanlvhs]

Asians are not that smart.I've studied with tons of Asians who were international students and I never noticed that they know more than me.They're just like everyone else but with bigger population.

[triscialovesskittles]

stereotyping- some Asians are smart some are not- same thing with americans some are smart some are not - it can be apply to everyone -people are just stereotyping much. it is like BEING A MUSLIM DOESN'T mean you are a TERRORIST.. they are victims too _ Im messing.

[4Ventus]

Asian Asian Asian Asian Asian That's all I hear from people.

Asia is a big place. Just like Europeans aren't all the same, so are Asians.

[EasternMerchant]

I do not think this is coincidence that these Asian, Indian, and Middle-Eastern groups are slowly becoming intellectually dominant in the world because they were in the past according to history. Even the crusaders were amazed at the streets of Jerusalem with their sophisticated municipal engineering. Marco Polo experienced Ancient China and later stated, "more wealth can be found in a single street of China than all the cities of Europe."

[EasternMerchant]

We can see this with Jewish groups, though, unlike Asians, it wasn't really their own nation killing them off, but the persecution of other nations against them, as of present they are creating wonders beyond imagination in the fields of science and technology now that they have had a chance to flourish, it's as if it's become the rise of the Babylonian age.

[EasternMerchant]

I think the primary reason some Asian groups are rising to the top now is because their countries have not continued the viscous cycle or intellectual genocide. As more and more bright Asians appear on this earth, it will be interesting to see that wonders could unfold that once made them sort of the center of the ancient world.

[EasternMerchant]

eg. Ancient China, greed was so prevalent in their society all the way up to the top (emperor) that they created classes, and blocked weak, poor people from even having a chance at education or even to survive in the ancient times. quite a different situation from Athenians for example. Several accounts were given where they slaughtered the brightest minds in their society because of jealousy and fear.

[EasternMerchant]

Some of the Asians I have met are quite smart, but... quite self-preservering that when it comes to anything social or political, they fail miserably. They may have great compassion to their family, friends who they have something to gain from, but unless anyone else has significant importance they wouldn't give them the time of day.  If you have this behavior on a large scale, one can understand why they had such a history of atrocities in their culture for centuries.

[aclock2]

Lol, I'm Asian and I can not solve that question. I guess I'm dumber than a 5th grade Asian kid.

[justplainly]

first :kami last name :kaze => KAMIKAZE!!

[detectiveconan996]

These questions are based off of common sense! I'm Chinese, but I think anyone that can read English would be able to solve them! Come on, whites are NOT DUMB. If they were, explain to me how the UK conquered 1/4 of the world, and how the USA has the best universities.

[halashet]

@detectiveconan996 becoz they conquered other nations through force and genocide which left the natives no choice but to surrender to them..

[detectiveconan996]

@halashet Yeah, they were smart enough to figure out how to make the most advanced weapons of their time and plan out effective strategies on unfamiliar land.

[halashet]

@detectiveconan996 yeah, and those effective strategies include killing 10 million asians, 4 million native americans, and some blacks, they are soulless creatures for they dont feel remorse or shame taking a life of an innocent whether it be a man, a woman, a child, or a baby.. i hope you dont forget what u are and become one of them for being whitewashed or americanized..china is a powerful country, they will be the next super power of tha world.

[detectiveconan996]

@halashet Intelligence and morality are two different things. And they killed more Native Americans than that through disease and starvation. And China used to be the world's super power, prior to the Industrial Revolution.

[halashet]

@detectiveconan996 just be proud of being chinese, asians are great people, and very smart..in terms of i.q...hehehe

[detectiveconan996]

@halashet Yep.

[vouassistiredai]

I mean this is not really a quiz. He definetely created. If you guys are trying to use this as challenge question, then he is right. You are not smarter than a 5th grade kid. You just wasted your time

[vouassistiredai]

I am 4th grade

[vouassistiredai]

Oh no, I don't believe you guys are answering his quiz. Don't you think this is a joke? He is probably laughing of you all, and telling you guys are not smart. He is fooling everyone. Hey, I am Asian but I am not 5th grade.

[orsonzg]

lol, everyone only got the first question by cheating off someone elses comment xD

[tukwuSONY]

You actually didn't get the question? or was that a joke? I mean.... it was kinda ..funny :L

[bigbangAZNfanatic]

lmao the pilot is you so your name is the pilot's name hahahah that was hilarious btw im asian hahahahha =]

[onyxman8]

Archie Bunker when drunk and locked in his basement said to neighbor George Jefferson "I think God likes the Chinese people best". "Why is that?" George said. "Because he made so many of them."

[AndreaAnimals]

HELLOOO! YOU are the pilot...The pilot is you!

I'm not even asian.... but, asians are smart so....

[juno612]

It's the culture makes the different, we can learn some from it and they also have to learn some from us.

[diva633]

the first question:

the answer is your name... you are the pilot so

[aznp0wers]

the name of the pilot is osama bin laden?

[zenokro]

your the pilot, every1 below who says "ohh he made it up" is 100% retard.

[amd293]

Hahahaha,

[greenjellybean91]

his name is bob duh

[fricefrace]

yeah whats hes name again.... great shit man..... if ur obout to kill your self....

[STAINILIIEY]

lol your the pilot so its your name right?

[krzysiek26]

I'm neither Asian nor American but, having been meeting people of both origins, I can say that American kids got lazy. Seems like Americans confused life freedom with being just lazy-good-fothing.

That's why America is giving up their role of the world leader to China I guess:)

[iyouchan]

Thanks. I'm Asian and I appreciate your recognition of our effort and the pressure we have to come this far. It's not in our genes, it's just the way our parents raise us. They were very strict and believe me, we spent most of our childhood studying. I didn't have much friends, about 1? Haha! But I'm successful at a young age thanks to my parents. <3

[StunnerRunner79]

Thanx dude, I m asian, and Im not book smart at all. I suck at Math and have a tough time at college Biology. This all goes down to the dangers of generalizing any one group of people. Even though its so easier to do it, we all need to try to refrain. But honestly I really wish I had the"gene" asian or not to be able to score higher on my tests. Kudos, ps I love your hair. ;)

[StunnerRunner79]

It all boils down to Cultural differences. A moajority of asian cultures emphasize education and success. However there are some asian cultures that may not stress this. This is where it blurrs the lines. Some asian cultures are more known for there cuisine and beaches than IQ. So very much like America it gets difficult to generalize "Asians" as a whole, cuz you could divide it as well

[wiiwouldntliketoplay]

LOL The first question is easy, it said YOU are the pilot of a plane, therefore its your name.

[madjunir]

u mast b azian !

[amd293]

Hahahahahah, Your Right! l0l but he made up that question. lol and he didn't even know the answer too his own question. Lol

[xzxzQ]

Wow, someone is attractive...

[KingOrigin69]

Hey, I may be 22, but I am not smarter than an Asian 5th grader. :(

[acrislazoiu]

they aren't allowed to talk about their past lives

[acrislazoiu]

Asian kids are reincarnated people they aren't kids..

[Mightybearofthenorth]

the 1st question's easy. it's what ever ur name is! the 1st line of the question says it! gosh

[TehPenar]

this video was awful

[koreanheart]

ahhaha hilarious xD

[lianglonglong]

asian game shows ??? you mean japanese

[boredlolz]

japanese people are asian

[boredlolz]

wow, that was big of you

p.s. you're an idiot

[MrChimpChimp]

p.s. you just like the Japanese, cause you're obsessed with their cartoon. No other reason anyone'd like them.

[jerii123]

you really are a narrow minded idiot, aren't you?

[alainaXlovesXyou]

YOU are the pilot...the pilot's name is your first name.

[rockafocka]

wow!! you completely nailed it!! too bad you would have failed the test anyway since you didn`t get the joke:P smartass

[kevingp12]

@alainaXlovesXyou oh haahah, i didnt even realize that lol!

[cowheadvalentino]

seventeen

[selphiexfairy]

lol i think there's a difference at poking fun at stereotypes and actually being racist. it's a REAL fine line though. people tend to ignore racist things towards asians though and chock it up as being "too sensitive" most of the time. blah.

anyway, i'm not taking that test cuz i know im gonna fail it. and i'm asian.

[Nukefuzion]

i tried this but why do you need to learn trigonometry in 5th grade? sine, cos, and tan :/

[ovkenike]

101 dalmations

[ImmortalFr0g]

Bahaha! This is awesomeee xD

[phongweezy]

damn u!u made that up!liar DIE!!!

[kelseybugg93]

ahahaha your really funny (:

[pinkypop313]

i got 60%  XP

[LilCreighton64]

the first one is your name. its you. haha :D

[edgaredgar625]

lol

took me a while to figure thaat out.

[bluegumball]

100

[ELMOtheBESTEST]

Ahahahahh xD!

[nigerpussy]

i'm racist.

i like cody's smooth milky white bum

[MhmmSoHAWTX3]

you're the pilot [:

[firewall705]

lol the first was a dumbass question lol

[JBLAM29]

okay so i thought about what you said way too much and my thought is that it is racist because not allll asians are smart. its because their culture is used to pressuring for the children to do well. so the result of me being half asian and half white is an B/B- average student at school.. yeah thats a litttle piece of my brain for you.

[wolfyscout11]

if i where transfered into a milliped then i think i would have a million legs 8D and the answer to the first question would be "whatever the person reading the questions name is" xD

[askfoxy]

the name of the pilot is shelby :D

for me atleast :P

[thesepeoplecomedy]

I'm sure soon THAT will be a gameshow and if you answer incorrectly, you'll be made to run an insane obstacle course.

[icypup95]

I Enjoy this mental image

[RileyRawkStar]

Lol well the first one is extremely simple. Anyways that was funny, I lol'd. :O

[ThomasIsTired]

Apparently I'm not smarter than an 5th grade asian kid!:P

[AddisonNicole7806]

somebody asked me the first one yesterday...or something similar at least. lol...i would post the answer but im hoping u really do know it lol

[GoingJadeCrazy]

o.o||| I'm Asian, and I don't even know, haha. :D

A million legs? xD

[washablefilters]

do you by chance go to i-am-bored? b/c i saw this video, then saw the link on there

[milosrastovac]

turd has one million legs

[liplylips]

100th 5 star rating :D

And i totally agree thats one reason why i think they are HOTT!!

[roxsterly]

uhhhhhhhhhh i think they have 2468 legs. lol.

[s7t7e7f7f]

hahahaha sh*t me to0o0oo

[latenight003]

"Sit up straight and take your left hand off your face" While reading I already had my left hand stuck on my face.

[miiia1991]

haha...me too...

[biggirlevie]

me 2 !!!! nd i took it off of my face looking around like wtf ... =]

[LokiKeanu]

im not racist i hate everyone equally...sorry old i know but someone had to say it

[Agriking]

I'm not racist against anyone. Amish don't count.

[dragracerkevin]

hahaha easy test for humans who want to be wizards :D

[Coleslayer9]

The pilots name is your name. I love stupid tests like those.

Hey, everyones a little bit racist. Avenue Q taught us that.

[scottklaw]

LOL.

[xqueensexii]

u remind me of my stupid ex..!

i wish u looked different =/

[xIchHasseDichx]

Wth??

That's a tad random, lmao

x///)

[xqueensexii]

excuse me?

[xIchHasseDichx]

It was random :33 Not meaning to insult, I thought it was funny how everyone's comment was about the name of the pilot, and your's was way different lol :D

[xqueensexii]

lol excuse me .. im a slow thinker..

lol its because i didnt even lsn to what he was saying..i was jus looking at him and then rememberd my stooooooooopid ex..and lol i had to let it out =Pp

[LizardlyLiz]

The pilot's name is your name. Cuz the question said "You are the pilot of a....." Yeah, thought I tried to figure it out (:

[neonlightshow]

i dont have intelligence

[beachchic123]

lol, i think thats kinda racist! i mean freaking i bet that american 5th graders are just as smart, See wat i mean watch this, hmm i bet you the name to that guy on the plane is BOB!!!!! lolz

[kybosa]

the answer to teh first one would be your nameeeee :) .. cuzz it said if you were driving ..

[WhoWantsPies]

not driving, piloting. :P

[kybosa]

hehe oops, you know what i meant :)

[Cadegoestocollege]

I'm not smarter than any asian kids. Straight out of the womb they're smarter than me :P

[Stephen5000]

Apparently, I have 90% the intelligence of a 5th grade Asian kid.

[person32137]

Ha ha thats funny

[reenaatthedisco]

XD hahahahaha.

[ImERikaxoxo]

wow my brain hurts now

trying to figue it out?

[ScorpiusRising]

haha

[akamaru3]

You seem like an intelligent person. :]

[Sunshineista]

lol oh wow how creative

[LittleMissScooter]

Maybe you're reading too much into this...but that's not necessarily a bad thing

[CannibalBee3]

don't worry i think most people don't know how many legs a millipede has. wait a sec, does that mean your legs and the millipedes legs to?

[muzikaluv]

lolz funny.

ya the stereo type for asians is both false and true. i know a lot of asians and it honestly depends on the person, not wether their asian or not. Some of them are on the honorol, some are average and some have a really hard time with school.

I'll take the common sense quiz please!=)

[xxslashintiresxx]

The answer is Cody 'cause you're the pilot lol...

I <3 You Never the Less!

[keyboarder200]

sweet, I didn't think of that....

you're smart xD

[xxslashintiresxx]

Lol, thanks...

Irony is that I'm Asian :S

[PlayRadioPlayTheUsed]

1002 legs!!

-Maggie! :D

[Andreamoo2]

no, racism has to do with any judgment for a particular race.

thinking Asian kids are smarter is as racist as thinking white kids are smarter.

[nyckiid08]

eazy quiz for humans....who want to be wizards? lol

[Aeonec]

rofl uhm 1002 counting the legs we have already but if not 1000... millipedes :)

[redheadmetal]

hahhaha cool video dude

[felina86ca]

Your the pilot...[insert your name here]

[LifeAloud]

yes

[DustinHsiao]

Hahaha! I love how every time I'm free for a few minutes you always seem to release a video within half an hour. :P I'm waiting for a new Photoshop drawing to render.

I'm kind of Asian and I'm not smart at all, just ask my 11th grade maths teacher. :P He literally told me "[Dear God,] you might not want to take math again next year; it's not for everyone." :P He was a funny man. :D

Just a guess: the pilot's name is: Miles H. Fontane. Am I right? :P

Cheers Cody mate,

Dustin

[iceblitz]

lmao man that was great whats the pilots name rofl mann that question would have me confused to hahaha

[nwekegurl94509]

your the pilot

[Mameychi]

a million legs

[Mameychi]

yakma? what does yakma mean

[NewKidsLost12]

YQMA. your questions my answers. =D

[kcheerxoxo]

YAQMA:

your awesome questions, my answers

[Mameychi]

thank youuu

MAQYA

my awesome question ur answwerrs

[kaosboy13]

OVER 9000!!!!

[van11111]

LOL Cody!

Um, actually, the pilot's name is "Cody Rapol".

Yes, I am smarter than a fifth grade asian kid lol.

[CheesyCheese01]

I give up... how many legs?

[luvbug2314]

wait if ur da pilot wuldnt it b ur name

[unknownZizo]

lool at the 1st Q

[xxcrazyponyloverxx]

um the captians name was captain hot coco hamburger...i think LOL how could ANYONE find the answer to that quastion?...i had a ? like that once on a test in the fifth grade...i got it wrong D:

[BFF5687]

LOL this is really funny

That is racist

Great job

i faved it

:)

[emokidluver]

XD you're funny!!

[xbendiistraw]

cool lol

[paulorphan]

noice