Chris Rock - How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police

[gothvixen72]

I think it is Darnell.

[obglobgablob]

Hey is the, "Is there a problem officer," guy Darnell from My Name Is Earl?

[6U4RD1AN]

You will PROBABLY not get your ass kicked by the police.

[llJAFYll]

i think i saw this about 20 times... gets funnier every time i see it

[Freshness714]

Common Sense,

DONT BE BLACK !!!!

[Damolisher]

The facial expression on "WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT, MOTHERFUCKER?!" is what seals it.

[madmilkyway]

OMG....I CANT BREATH!!!! xD

[ReviewerHQ]

WHAT DA FUCK U WANT MOTHA FUCKA! hahahahaha :D

[aminfrared]

thats right kick hes motherfucking ass!!! lol XD

[jeffreyearley]

crazy funny xD

[nightengail21]

Get a white friend pfft that cracked me ip

[ineverplay]

shut the fuck up

[kenenkel]

new commandment: if the police have to come get you, there bringing an ass kicking with them LMAOOO

[horselover1231000]

How To Not Get Yo Ass kicked by the po-po DONT BE BLACK

[Baller0328]

lets review:

-obey the law

-use common sense

-stop immediatetly

-turn that shit off

-be polite

-SHUT THE FUCK UP

-get a white friend

-and last dont ride with a mad woman

[lakerizvi]

Hahaha!

i flipped shit watching this

soo jokes

[jjb535]

In case you do get pulled over by the cops, remind your friend to do this one thing: Shut the fuck up!

[DACLAWER]

obey the law use common sense stop immediately turn that shit off be polite shut the fuck up get a white freind and last but not least DONT RIDE WITH A MAD WOMAN

[gotback]

lmao crabman :)

[tjockee1]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHAFUCKA!

[boorens18]

LAWL...if they police have to come and get you, you know they are bringing an asskicking with 'em

[futureviolinvirtuoso]

lol!!!! Hilarious :D

[Blazinputa4upapi]

lol!!!

[manofsteal0024]

You know its a shame, that someone out there really got something outta this video. lol

[shammyfreak]

hahaha remind yor friendto do this one thing...shut the fuck up

[ChaozPro]

CRABMAN

[cracc408]

hahah

[wikydansa]

lmbo thats exactly what I was thinkin'!! like "Hey he's from My Name is Earl"! haha awesome.

[penismcwhirter]

Excellent comment! I also loved 4:01

[yungbuck07]

Go on chris allways has something to teach ppl lol He Got Weed :~)

[MoPapparani]

HE GOT WEED!!! HE GOT WEED!!!

rofl

[SalmanShakoor]

sik1

[thug0071984]

Fucken great!

[adamitoxxx]

fuckin cool

[serouiskyd227]

look at the guys face at 2:10 lmao!!!!!!!!!!

[ANISHANMANISH]

funny shit

[tinaanddezzisho713]

thats fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!

[shapooty]

lol that was hilarious

[dirtymartinikisses]

omg his face at 2:46 and 3:21 priceless as fuck!!!

[foolofaguyinlove]

I thought so too LOL

[Tricolorrr533]

cool

[ttttman08]

hahaha this is some funny shit, 5 star it ppl

[strodogg130]

I wish I had seen this video about 20 years ago....but I'm fully recovered now, except for the wheelchair. thanks for posting this one.4 stars

[jrtregurtha]

haha thats fucking funny

[zaster888]

ahahahaahahahaah i'm half black half white and i never find anything offensive because i have a view on both sides...this is fuckin funny!

[kytzy]

me2 :)))

[bubanorus]

god no if you see a police car and your black speed get the hell away because as soon as they stop you they think.... stolen car get him out beat him or carryin a weapon or drugs get him out n beat him or just (hes a nigger beat him)

[damnusgoverment]

because in most of the cases it is true,isn't it?

[DavEastSide]

yeah chris is great but i'm thinking about his way named "white boy"

[thebigbossnahhh]

White flour!?

[monkeyzpwn]

lmfao x'DD

[jayiveo]

this shit is funny ass hell

[cripin21]

3 WORDS

 L O L

[Dragonboy990]

That's 3 letters........

go get a education

[OlRoguelO]

LOL is an acronym for "Laugh Out Loud"

So yes, that is three words.

How about you find something better to do than try to improperly ridicule peoples grammer on a silly Comments forum?

[MattIsMarclar]

i agree...there's nothing worse than a grammar nazi.

[jrtregurtha]

You are a tool.

[SaintDre7]

Fucking Excellent. 5/5

[mugsy32]

Sweet it has Crab Man from my name is Earl in it.

[fooly4]

fucking funny dude!

[stevosteebs]

chris tells it how it is. he rocks!

[stevosteebs]

chris tells it how it is! lol funny shizzle

[akgj]

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED lol

[zlector]

he got weed

[M82M87]

do not get in the car with a mad woman

[Queeny4001]

How can you not find this funny? Jeez, take it a face value. It's just Chris Rock being Chris Rock. Love it!

[beavisrokz]

lol

[starqz]

The stuff he says to do is just basic commen sense, but how many people don't know how to do that?

[thelowmax]

I can't condone police brutality but if you're an ignorant loudmouth idiot completely disregarding the law and/or the safety of others then what the hell do you expect. Black or white, sometimes a mofo needs a beatdown. I wouldn't want it to happen but I definitely would watch it on Youtube!!!!

[TheRollercoasterMan]

Bloody fricken' funny.

[ShelbyM22492]

The only reson any one of you gets mad is because none of you can take a joke without reading into it like something is wrong with comedy! Just shut up if you dont like it then just be smart and dont watch cause nobody forced you to!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thelowmax]

Are you talking to me?!?! I'm offended by this and I'm not sure why cause I didn't watch the whole thing. Was that racial? Wait... what race are you? What race am I? Damn, my heart is racing... I need to get off the ice pipe. Just in case you can't tell that I'm joking (or more lilely that it's just not funny) I will type LOL.

[nl59]

yeahhhhhhhhh! well said man!

[ShelbyM22492]

Um if your talking to me then thank you.

[nl59]

yeah i was. replyed to you didnt i? just commenting your argument ;)

[ShelbyM22492]

ok sorry didnt know.

[cctoide]

There's laughing at comedy, and then there's reading too deep into something made to made people laugh.

[kimmy89b]

I don't think he's saing brutallity is justified. I think he's mocking the fact that some people actually think its justified.

[XXXargos]

Excellent !! I laughed and i'm not at all black or racist , it's just funny "clichés"

[yeahtoast454]

your a fuckin pussy, go kill yourself.

[beantownboy90]

i don't think i've ever laughed harder in my life before i saw this

[Lusie05]

are you retarded the whole idea is that it's a joke! Some people take comedians to seriously. Would you take chris rock seriously if he was wearing a jester's costume. I don't think so. All comedians are just modern day jesters.

[sadyrks]

pretty funny

[blackemo101]

It was a freakin JOKE it's supposedf to be funny yall are retarded and all those that say that it's messin up the kids they're not your kids leavem alone

Besides they were lafin at wat the black guy waz doin not him gettin beat up.

RETARDS

[EmoPBoyDo]

For all the retards that say chris rock is racist or that those blakc people are retards for laughing at the fact that the dam black guy was gettin his ass kicked let me set this shit straight..... ok They are fuckin laughing at his jokes on the video segment he made not because of the ass kicking of a black guy SO STFU U RETARDS

[dids90]

They were laughing of his joke you dumb fuck.

[valentinelove2]

They weren't laughing because a black man was getting beat down. They know it's true so they laughed as oppose to crying. It's been happening though out history cops beating up black people but especially men. Check the history.

[shaymo]

great stuff

[StoneCold75]

This video should be mandatory for all kids in like 4th grade, make them watch it everyday before class..maybey it would help..Cause by the time 5th grade rolls around, they are already commiting crime

[saklad86]

hey what an ass

[LILBRAZ]

I need to get a white friend!

[namanh]

no one better than Chris Rock

[gamesport88]

Did I mention that I shout "TURN THAT SHIT OFF!" to my classmates when they listen to loud rap music?

I said that in another post of this hilarious video!

[someguy1000]

Blaming the victim for police brutality. What bullshit. Chris Rock should know better. EXCESSIVE and UNNECESSARY police force is NEVER justifiable. This shit isn't funny. Fuck police brutality and if you disagree, fuck you.

[raybechard]

Hey asshole, get a sense of humour.

[someguy1000]

Hey cuntwad, take a bat to the side of your head and a taser up your ass and see how hard you're laughing. Political commentary disguised in joke form has the power to influence people. Dipshits don't even realize what they're laughing at. Chris Rock is hilarious, yes, but get passed his manner and see this shit for what it is. The message in this sketch is disgraceful.

[raybechard]

I guess it depends who's watching; educated people find this funny, but you're right that young influencable kids may laugh for the wrong reasons.

[DeathsGaze]

"And stay in the car with your hands on the wheel." *Guy gets out* "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKER."

LMFAO.

[smurfy31]

Hella Funny!

[Robbb127]

funniest shit ive ever seen!!! "SHUT THE FUCK UP" hahahha lmao

[franyo]

chris rock is a racist

[chibiaznsakura]

thats true, theres nothing a woman would luv 2 see more than men gettin their ass kicked!

[nelaloco]

get a white friend!!!lol!

[ocslayerthrasher11]

"he got weed he got weed"

[jokesrus5]

lol hahahahahahah

[Tantojutsuninpo]

Funny and true, especially the part about Rodney King.

[JordoWins129]

they should defs show that video in school, no?? haha that would be great

[ZOMGitsAnnie]

hilarious LOL

[Trigz6]

hes the guy from my name is earl

[hunghunk2006]

lmao "if the police have to come and get ya, they're gonna bring an ass kicking with them" lmao, CLASSIC

[TheVengeance]

what's the name of the guy who hops out of the car and yells "What the fuck you want muthafucka?"

[cobi106]

this is the so funny