Dreamcast Unboxing and Review (Part 1)

[HYPNOGLANCE87]

hey tolstoy whats that music when your drinking the monster drink?

[EmoGhostProductions]

@HYPNOGLANCE87 Bloody Tears



[Joshuamainman]

I Have one Question For You People say you used to be really fat. How did you loose all that weight.

[HYPNOGLANCE87]

i hope tolstoy is still doing video's :( hes a crazy awesome dude

[MrSupersoniclogan]

LOL 10:15

[vadieboy]

your so fucking funny man



[gengermaster320]

I dare anyone to do the bloody tears remix on either guitar hero or on the impossible game

[Mummie560]

cheesy and awesome. I love it!

[mrkoolman23]

what is the remix at the beginning called i know its for castlevania 2

[Zechbenne]

Fuckin castlevania man!

[iDudeLudwig]

One of the best things I've seen on youtube.

[srazor66]

oops I meant stab

[srazor66]

Kuz you gotta stap tha nigga . OH GOD he said nigga !!!!!! I love your videos where you are all hyper on cofee or energy drinks .

[thatcutegameotaku]

oh castlevania 2 music remix. classy

[Conkerdeath]

Does this happen every time you have friends over or if a stranger casually walks in your backyard?

[savagecabage420]

heheh, did i say 4:21....... i meant 4:20 SHNOOGENS

[savagecabage420]

mutha funkin BLOODY TEARS!!!!!!!!!!!! shout out to all the castlevaniacs who had a "Wait a minuet?" moment at 4:21

[bigjon9210]

wats the song



[asdfcomms01]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky are you going to do sonic figure review

[LurchenGamer]

I have an unboxing and review on my channel, I was inspired by Tolstoy

[mahoganypie]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky is that a powerline 880 that zach had?

[awesome9001]

do people still play the sega dreamcast's multiplayer?

[PrrrromotionGiven]

@awesome9001 Not in Europe, I don't think. But they do everywhere else :D

[TheNicozu]

what is the name of the intro song

[mrkoolman23]

@TheNicozu to me it sounds like a remix of a song in castlevania

[FrankieTheoret]

all of this brutality over a dreamcast!!? i gotta get me one!

[FrankieTheoret]

all of this bloodshed over a dreamcast!! .. i gotta get me one!

[mattfan5]

Rodimus prime*

[mattfan5]

Foci us prime figure on the fireplace and by the way. FUC@ING AWESOME REVIEW

[MickNich]

2:40 epic )))

[rogiar109]

TOLSTOY. Can you PLEASE make a video teaching us how to make this noise/sound effect at 11:56 ? I set that shit as my ringtone.

[ranodomvids]

how the hell does this only have 9000 views

[mrkoolman23]

@ranodomvids srry but i have 2 do this,now the views are OVER 9000

[ranodomvids]

@mrkoolman23 its still too low for tolstoys work

[kaesy24]

6:04 face hugger

[kaesy24]

12:54 favorite

[streetwheels]

did anyone jizz or is it just me that he reviewed a video game console

[veilsidefun]

you got that flashbang sound off COD didnt ya?

[Gamexrakeem]

Dreamcast is one of the best game system's ever

[Madadader]

Kid Carson M21 Model CRKT! Man i'm a true nerd to actually try to renotate your lines...

[Freakinstien88]

haha tols, you make a good bad guy!

[dmen108]

at 4:30 till 6:10 was that a clerks refference? jay and bob specifically

[BlazingFury07]

AWESOME INTRO

[Vip3rC4in0022]

4:20 Simon Drinking and Dracula smoking

[zeldafanatic2]

HEADCRABS FTW!

[coalb389]

You Sound like a grunt from halo when you laugh. lol

[Z39hyrr]

I'm sure someone's told you, but if you find your dreamcast it should be an easy fix you just need to recalibrate the GD-Rom drive and there are tutorials online for it

[Creamy360]

looks like Zach has 4chan (probably /b/) saved on his bookmark bar under 'OP is always a ______'

[pringleboy05]

2:49

"SWEEP THE LEG!"

[uncharted132]

LOL when zack was smokeing in his jacket he reminded me of silent bob D=

[3Demontaco3]

Did anyone else notice Benny in the window at 2:07

lol i thought it was funny the dog didnt even move when the flash bang

exlpoded

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@3Demontaco3

You found the easter egg. Congrats.

[3Demontaco3]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky

Thx wut do i win

no wait let me guess your wii

[PlanetPanton]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky

The shotgun stock to your face was very well done :D

Like, it looked legit broady bro brahh!

[mrgametube1]

those alien scream sounds scared the hell out of me!!!

[SirKillerBunny]

whats the song when you drink the power drink or beer...and zack smoking and you dancing?

[cannonfodder4000]

12:50

Hello Hotrod! =D

[thejustinl1]

so have you gotten any balisongs yet i know in a earlier vid when you were first getting into knives you said you thought they were cool

[nrashu]

Lol...lol

[Cyantist2]

3 or so Years ago I began watching Tolstoy Kafka Evsky and was disheartened when his dreamcast wouldn't work. 3 years later it comes full circle.

[Megamariosonicman]

8:59 THE GOVERNMENT TOOK MY BABY

[samuelwright5236]

Is it just me, or was there a whole Jay and Silent Bob thing about 5 minutes in?

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@samuelwright5236

It's not just you.

[uncharted132]

@samuelwright5236 omg ! i just said that ! how ironc ^^

[JerryL237]

good sackboy:you can still do the right thing tolstoly dont kill him. evil sackboy:ILL RAPE U IN YOUR JAIL SAIL! good sackboy: agggg

[lorddeath57]

How could u say that was a poor attempt that was so funny I love the laugh and voice

[TheGookstain]

your neighbors probaly thought you guys were high or sumtin

[IEzioI]

lol awesome vid tolstoy love your work

[leosignit]

"Are you FUCKING okay?"

[malinko35]

What song was that?

[TimSimm2]

my favorite episode so far man awesome video

[ranodomvids]

long ass shit intro but still hillarious

[bullet50000]

one word to describe this review. wierd.

[SnakeEater54800]

F-ing Head Crabs, how do they work.

[Ghorse23]

i have the same exact pocket watch lol nice effort.

[kornacopia97]

tis is teh best movee evar

[Zechbenne]

hooray for needless epicness!!

[905rocks]

lol is is like plup fiction shit

[905rocks]

lol

[Dawgster67]

where did you buy your boots



[Yelnuts71]

Headcrabs!!!! LMAO thats was the best part

[T1AOSUPERGUY]

o shit i have that airrifle

[jcobra]

AWESOME!

[Diegobrandan15]

all of this for a dreamcast?!

[SirKillerBunny]

Zach is an very good actor i must say :D

[willsoe]

Bloody tears remix is SICK!

[DotMatrixGame]

Loved your psychotic crazy voice "It's as comfortable as anal sex." Great work Tolstoy XD

[LewizX90]

4:47

lololololololol

[Creamy360]

who's the guy making the sandwich?

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@Creamy360

His name is Chris.

[Heinou5]

Tolstoy and Zach totally remind me of Jay and Silent Bob.

[ShadowBlade448]

Sorry, but you're over a decade too late. I can't buy one anymore.

[Airking11]

@ShadowBlade448 yes you can, try amazon.com

[THUNDERFUCKIFY]

>MFW PSP doesn't rhyme with kitchen drawer

[Kryzstoffe]

Tolstoy, you are a true artist.

[MrMMO97]

Epic

[mikejaxer]

Epic editing man!

Loving the muzzle flash

[ManVsZ0MBiE]

I have the same knife!

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@ManVsZ0MBiE

Good knife

[batmanlunatic51]

this is epicly epic

[pladampa]

I like your video keep up the good work. (Do you filter your comments I find it hard to believe there are no asshole with negative comments.)

[cheezman22production]

ahh dreamcast the video that brougt me to your channel so long ago

[kibblesftw]

holy shit.. a dreamcast unboxing done at gunpoint. Fucking awesome.

[kibblesftw]

10:31 lmfao

[kibblesftw]

LOL!!!!!! the muzzle flash effect @ 06:07 was so cheap. lol. This was funny as heck.

[TylursVideo]

"Dont fuck with it, that means you" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLOLOL

[Shotrocket6]

LOL the headcrab

[rocksock00444]

you know when someone rolls up in a scion with a pellet gun smoking a cigarette and wearing skinny jeans shits going down

[efedude77]

nice job tolstoy

[GoldDougie]

lmao :)

[Agendaman2]

LOLOLOLOL the intro... Tolstoy, I love you....

[hatten7575]

Tolstoy this is seriusly the funiest thing iv seen in a LOOOOOONg time

[TheMachinimanator]

just dont become a fucking youtube partner from this

[Jordancooldog]

I can't imagine what that'd be like to watch from a far, whilst you were filming.

[Masterbaterbear]

Do a Sega Master System Review

[MartellRagel]

Dreamcast is an awesome system. I found one for $35.99.

[mrkoolman23]

i love your skits :)

[mrkoolman23]

do you have a newgrounds account and if yes what is it

[BlazerT10]

You know that encyclopedia dramatica has a page about you? Just letting you know.

[Creamy360]

@BlazerT10 haha oh my god that's awesome

[BlazerT10]

@Creamy360 I don't it's awesome their making fun of him saying that he's shit now and that his fans are retards or something similar to that.

[Fugga21]

I have that sane little LED light! :)

[carriontribe]

I knew tolstoy was a bro!!!!!!!

[SinXJinXSmyth]

awesome, and have you ever noticed that the wii is shaped like a SD card?

[carriontribe]

4:40 - 5:15 made me pee myself :D

[demoning1]

WOWO that was pretty awsomme

[TheSkyCracker]

The video froze at 4:21. The nightmares cometh.

[marupage83]

damn tolstoy gone crazy..... AWESOME :D

[durfmurph]

very nice beginning. I wanna read that book!! lol

[ipodtouchtotolyrules]

Thats what i call a suger kick :D

[LancerJak]

Pure awesome.

[DeadManPictures]

I really like this more "movie" like approach on your videos. Keep it up.

[TheAncientMariner66]

You Tube is not worthy of this epicness!

[MegaCasualgamer]

when u see tolstory running towards u with a katana u know u see death

[Gyzyn]

3:03 Tolstoy that was some GOOD acting, by good I mean GOOD PROFESIONAL acting. Epic clap for you!

[michaeljcoulter]

Well done on the new project. YouTube has missed you.

[Zepthire]

This is fucking hilarious.

[TheSecondEvolution]

That was AVGN epic start of this vid. 

[megaverner]

Must say, even though zach´s acting is worse than mark walberg´s, so far this is really entertaining.

[finalform13]

very good review awsome opening

[alecjahn]

Incredible special effects!

[Frostgun]

Tolstoy, do you have small hands or does Zach just have unnaturally large ones?

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@Frostgun

*shrugs*

[LewizX90]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky 10:37

HAHAHA Awesome!

[xXbutters1234]

7:36 I had a suspicion

7:40 I knew...

[Lboyer1992]

You held the Katana wrong O.o

[neard2000]

00:35 OMG! 4chan respect to you Zach.

(insert brofist here cause youtube won't let me.)

[peanutpictures97]

wow the best vid you have ever done

[RaycxellTorres]

Why was your wii in a box with old stuff in your basement?Badass video by the way "No,don't you see? this is mah dreamcast"LMAO

[Digitdood2]

6:07 BEST EFFECTS ALL YEARS

[FAKEBC]

Crack cocaine

[EddieCubillo]

Is that a Paul Chen from Hanwei, Dark Sentinal katana!

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@EddieCubillo

Damn, good eye.

[EddieCubillo]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky I love that thing, held up to some abuse. Though it is a little hard to sharpen, also thanks for replying I love your videos.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@EddieCubillo

The edge on mine came completely dull for some reason. The steel can hold up to being WHACKED but the edge does no cutting. Any way I can remedy this?

[EddieCubillo]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky The way I sharpen my swords is to use a whetsone, soak the stone in water for five minutes, and when you sharpen go away from the blade, or youll create a burr. Some people like using an Accusharp, which is fine for medieval swords but horrible for katana.

[krysala]

I love the "Bloody Tears" remix. If you would please be so kind as to tell me where I may find it; I would appreciate it much.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@krysala

Newgrounds

[wariofan14]

OH MY GOD A NEW TOLSTOY VID- no, seriously, cool to see a new video, I personally have a sega sports edition DC with 2 controllers!!! An donly 2 games in my collection are legit! :D

[ZeroShadowSpark]

love it

[Bloufo]

Tolstoy's cult system unboxing vids, they branded them humorless and somewhat creepy, but their drive, power and suspense was above what the current Youtube review crowd had to offer, so the critics stamped them second grade.

Not to mention the aid given to the vid by the awesomeness of Zach Wild.

To a dull Youtube critique this is off-centre and kind of freaky, to a man this is EPIC.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@Bloufo

Interesting comment is interesting.

[CFAMediaV7]

@Bloufo *You Tube.

[DarkCybrid]

>mfw

[TexasReb93]

7:46

oh my God

[TexasReb93]

My God 8:20 and on i nearly fell out of my chair laughing

most amazing voice i ever heard

[nscwevideos59]

You need to conisder going HD dude!

[crammage]

what the fuck is on your ceiling , at 12:21?!

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@crammage

Probably that prediction you left on my facebook of what this review was going to be. 

[airsoftguy85rocks]

lolol he grabs a fascist luger and a H&K (didn't have a good look at it) and a fascist sword.

[sdfan44]

wtf lol as always your reviews are the most entertaining, of all time lol

[fingersticks74]

Get Spielberg on the phone.

[YouonPictures]

yeah!!! Headcrabs in your basement!!!

[Laverty318]

AMON AMARTH