How NOT to get laid

[MorbidBabex]

This is actually mostly true, but what about the guys who grab your damn head while having sex not pulling hair I like pulling hair but taking both arms and hands and pushing down on your fucking head about to break your neck. and I fucking hate when the guy is done he is just done and I have to finish myself and I want to finish myself because he's just too tired if he did try it would just turn me off.

[bailey3657]

Ah this video is so funny! I could watch it all day

[2GreenBlue]

All I know is: Don't ever sing, I'm sexy and I know it, to a girl unless you really are and even then you will sound like a douche and probably get slapped.

[cair99]

I actually told a girl if I cud explore her Colon nd she said yes

[IconOfTheDeparted]

Ima say "I want to explore your colon"

[magition74]

this mite sound weird to most of the people on these comments... ok... im 16 nearly 17..im chubby and a nice guy.. neva had a gf.. but i give great fucking advice to my mates ... witch get them gf's ... why the fuck does my advice work for them and not me.. its really fuckn weird ... i can read people well over the net..but inrl i cant.. and the girls i tlak to online (we webcam and voice chat) say they would date me... and inrl im exactly the same.. >_> its fucked

[888peanut888]

@magition74 hang in there. itll happen. put yourself out there more, go to parties, meet new girls. girls are complicated beings. i doubt your doing something wrong. just be nice

[king78802]

1:08 -1:11 slow down man i trying to write it down

[TrannyCreature]

I don't understand the title reads How NOT to get laid......

[il0vemusicandp0t420]

"I want to explore your colon!" I died laughing when he said that!

[TheAgol07]

your joke is INDEED REAL and other things you said is common sense

[tzanegmr]

i agree with this video. i would have something to comment about that shy part but it depends from girl to girl. ow, and thanks for the porn sites.

[dkkris1]

he really knows his porn and sites ;) hahaha

[xXxXZakuDeathXxXx]

"and fucking it...repeatedly!"

[Capgungoesbang]

Guys definitely get laid easier than women.... if they're gay guys.

[Rex1029]

how not to get laid? don't be an asian guy. they never got laid and most likely very sucessful in some science or shit.

[shizitninja]

press 5 to hear andy say whore... thumbs up ! :)

[Nitewolf221]

youre fucking awesome im so subbing

[megumiisan]

you are amazing! hahaha~ ♥

[1stLostKey]

Commenting helps Andy Warski!



[TheCyphris]

BRUSH YOUR MOTHERFKN TEETH! bad breath is soooo grosss!

[reytr0]

xnxx.com... hell yeah

[cometandroid]

I never knew bout those website.....thank you haha nah I'm kidding

[StubbedT0e]

subbed

[CandiceDesir]

Your so right about anal sex. Oh yeah lots of girls will do it just to please thier man... But it causes a hell of alot of pain

[ScorpionsInstinct]

Your the only youtuber iv ever heard say cunt. Subscribed!

[TheMauBike]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooool

[stephnoe]

I'm a bitch. and guys are DEFINITELY hotter if they smell like axe. :)

[ImaBearXD]

Well I am a girl and I don't understand why dudes think they got it so hard? Really if you guys need to have sex, there is always whores....right? jk...unless you want herpes...well anyways some things that you might wanna think about, that might help you get laid are...1.anal sex is nasty! it feels like reverse shitting and that is just ugh, well to me anyways. 2. when your jizzing or whatever you wanna call it don't squirt it all over the girl's face, body, whatever its just eww

[logle1]

first of all im a girl any guy thats wants to just get "laid" by me is a big turn off guys go fuck youselfs

[MeleeFiend01]

this guy read my mind

[RsRockBe]

ur mad funny l0l

[DementedElvis]

One of the funniest vids I've ever watched on YouTube.

[LHP201]

27 people wanted to explore a colon.

[kymmaybrown]

Bad breath is a turn off... Who wants that? AND... Wash your BALLS fella's!!! NO one wants to be down there and smell sweaty ball soup! Swamp nuts is a no-no. Ladies... same goes for us... Keep it clean, keep it trimmed/shaven... keep it fresh... Keep it ready!

[Loca1812]

Fluffe got me here lmao

[gionjr]

Fluffee led me here,,

:D

[conbgely010]

Found you from Fluffee.

[MichaelHeida]

5:25 "Manscape a little bit"

1st (unpromoted) video in the side "F*** manscaping) - andy warski

lol

[DrMarijauna]

if i dont want to get laid id just get your haircut

[Iamfemaleandihavacok]

Words of Advice: Do NOT talk to a girl about how many other girls you have had sex with. BIG turnoff... especially if she likes you like a boyfriend or something..

[TTSmylevel97]

I swear to God Ive met a girl who actually fucked a car. Stick shift. It was her girlfriends car. (What are the odds youll meet a car fucking lesbian?!)

[sharkman000000]

Im (insert age here) and shave my pubes

[kianna1369]

Lol I only found this guy cause he was on Fluffees favorites :D

[RaVENspikyness]

@kianna1369 me 2 man =p

[CamNM1991]

@kianna1369 yee

[Lucifer1332]

@kianna1369 LOL same

[DoctoJuji]

Being a chic smell is EXTREMELY important. It can easily lead to you taking your shirt off so we can just smell it more If you can walk by me and I stop my conversation because I smell something amazing (which is you) that equals a win for you automatically.

And in terms of confidence don't be a douche bag, because that automatically means you're making up for something. Be confident but don't be all up in our face about it.

[checkerman100]

HA!!



[BeastlyDean]

"...or otherwise they'd be FUCKING your CAR, and if they wanna fuck your car then that's just a whole other breed of chick."

hahahaha

[rawrxchristina]

totally just subscribed. :D

[xboxrules1011]

oh and you used my porn site :D

[xboxrules1011]

well your on flufees favorites so you can die and get but raped and you'll still be happy oh and i busted a nut when you started on anal :) :D oh and NO HOMO

[YoMama2143]

3:39 to3:53

Yeah even i got turned on from that. Im a guy.

[ScattySafari]

There ARE girls who f**K cars.Don't ask me how I know this.(OK,via the old shock site,Uncover Reality.Creepy as.A clutch stick will NEVER look the same again,LOL!)

Also,shy guys can be hot.Shy is not the same as mute and socially awkward.Also,arrogant is a turn off.

[jamwicker]

i will not fuck a guy who uses smilies in each text..........lawl.

[beautyquenn101]

I like shy guys...

[IAmSaria]

I'm a girl and I have to say this guy is VERY right! But I kinda disagree on the shy part since some girls like that. Other than that you are very right. Just don't try TOO hard or the girl will feel pressured and it just won't be as special.

[AbsolutFlippy]

you look like Sylar :D



[psychojoseph1]

best advice to get laid, get married to her.I know Im a guy,but im still pretty sure a girl will be more willing to have sex with u if u are her husband

[AminASTRIxXx]

I love his face when he says " Dont talk about your Fucking car " :)))))

[RawrSaysTheKittyKat]

I think if the guy tries to hard to get into the chick's pants..it's not worth it...then it's just..

[ChealyandChelsea]

lmfao 

[primus1213]

youl have to rape her LOL

[TheRockoBaninsky]

Heres how to get laid,have a crib,job,and a car act confident and and be clean,bam the ultimate combo for getting laid,if your still not getting some you just aint going to

[foxykitty69]

OK this was very funny. The part about rape when he said "Ha-ha its very rude!" Am like wtf haha bad but funny.

[spacdud]

He's a wise man XD

[Rawrf13]

i lurv you Andy (:

[Yazawo1]

How not to get laid....be a guy named Andy Warski

[cursivart]

this bitch does crack.

[LilJz1234]

Funny how he says to manscape a little and in the videos on the side I see 'Fuck Manscaping" haha.

[JustFo2sH]

22 people can not get laid !!

[Davidarmo42415]

this makes be feel pretty dirty. i loved piss porn :(

[AminASTRIxXx]

Hey Andy :D i DIED laughing at this Video when i was high last night :D I LOVE you mannnn <3

[samoankings1994]

@mnmhgbns Must be 1 long shit...

[PosetiveBubba]

more like "how to get laid"

[Andywarski]

@PosetiveBubba technically, however I do say things NOT to do, hence how not to get laid

[RawrSaysTheKittyKat]

@Andywarski

heheh..how do you know about so many porn sites?

[psychojoseph1]

ur desciption of anal sex is freaking hilarious

[xStarcasm]

love andy.

[Andywarski]

@xStarcasm love you to!

[DMIsREAL]

when you said "manscape a little" i looked over in related vids and of coarse f*** MANSCAPING

[143hardkaur]

you are shoving something in their ASSHOLE....their A..think about it! loool

[Did37y]

don't be a deuche... i fucking hate those guys they are so full of themselves and think the are the greatest thing on earth... if a guy like this walks up to me i'd fucking punch him in the balls

[Andywarski]

@Did37y So if any guy ever walked up to you you would punch him in the balls? Anyone? Even if he is nice? I said be confident don't be a douchebag for sure. That wasn't the point of this video. Unless your just putting your two cents in and just saying: Don't be a douche, in which case I totally agree!

[Did37y]

@Andywarski If he's nice i wouldn't punch him but if he acts like i owe him a bj or sth i'd definitely hit him hard :D yeah my point was don't be a douche if you don't want to get punched

[JRSKL]

22 people keep sex 'tween themselves, their hands and God. hahahah

[syndey14]

NO ONE DIES A VERGIN,

BECAUSE IN THE END,

LIFE FUCKS YOU OVER ANY WAY :D

[PGm0nkey]

@syndey14 Good point.

[syndey14]

if any one thinks that rape is fun, then let them!

bc trust me its not fun at all :/ and it hurts teens to the point where they are always depressed and going emo. my little cuz had that happen to her when she was only 14 she had to go to a counselor for all her depression issues! the dude wouldnt leave her alone, she died of depression, she cut to deep because she thought that there is no way out of this hell hole she i living in :/ little does she know that there is a better way of life :/

[BURNINATOR8]

@syndey14

rape isn't funny. rape JOKES can be

[syndey14]

@BURNINATOR8 sometimes......but not when someone directs it to you tho. :/

[dietcoke759]

Brilliant.

[Pattoe]

Find someone who has stuff in common with you, then you don't have to pretend to be someone else around them. If you're a teen, you shouldn't be looking to "get laid", you should be looking for a relationship, or love, or something like that... Sex is just part of that and it will come. Also, begging a girl for sex will never work, ever. If she said no once, she'll say no every other time you ask and it'll make her want to LESS. She KNOWS you want sex, she doesn't need to hear it every day.

[MarcosCompost]

you hit alot of points that i try to preech to friends of mine, some dudes just dont get it man

[killjoy58553]

i loved this one lol

[XxRubyDevils22xX]

I'm a chick and a guy is automatically hotter if he smells good. ;)

[gags134]

this guy has certainly raped someone...:D

[Piintoooo]

20 got raped

[titangirl161]

Another small tidbit:

DO NOT talk about other girls you've been with. It totally turns us off, because, as chicks, we like guys, and would rather hear about them (unless the girl in question in a lesbian). Look at it this way: Would you want to hear about past guys we fucked? I don't think so. We don't like it anymore.

Great video btw

[IISuperwomanII]

hahaha epic! Good job Andy =) 

[ChrisD4335]

I think I know how to not get pussy a lot better than you buddy

[slipknotmaggot4eva1]

I found your description of anal sex a slightly disturbing turn-on, Andy.

[Amikiae]

You're slightly wrong on some parts...

I LOVE shy guys, and I'm not going to climax while thinking of his car, but I do enjoy cars, they're awesome. You're right about anal though, it's gross and it hurts! I enjoy when men shower, and groom themselves (pubic hair included), so you're also right about that. Another tip for men out there, brush your teeth daily, and please use some sort of breath mint! If your breath smells good, and your tongue tastes sweet, you're 10x more likely to get laid!

[Nottamylouise89]

@Amikiae i agree shy guys can be cute...does that mean we have dominatrix tendencies? :P however I think minty breath can be a turn off. My first kiss was awful...the guy tasted like he had constantly been chewing on gum and it was rank...it was like he had tried too hard or actually had bad breath so had to compensate....and it made his mouth and tongue feel really cold!! i feel sick thinking about it!! eww lol xxx

[kdotmj]

You should vids more regualry

[leikle1]

yet another awesome vid... :)

[TaylorInWonderland94]

3:55-4:47

I seriously thought I was going to die from laughing.

I'm crying a fucking river right now!

[alimikdad95]

Subscribing :D

[lukajokic2000]

aswome



[Rizz3n]

What a comeback! Awesome video! :D

[1017bricksqud]

Lol this man is crazy. not stupid crazy but funny crazy

[IRaPeluks]

bitter salt is bitter =]

[xlrd98]

Am i aloud to practice on my sister?

[metalvocalistwanted]

"they dont need two cunts"....lmao. funny video.....and medically accurate xD \\m//

[metalvocalistwanted]

"they dont need two cunts"....lmao. funny video.....and medically accurate xD \\m//

[CTav21]

"I want to explore your colon." I lol'd so hard, you don't even know.

[Backlace]

Favorited within the first minute.

[JoeMcHypnoToe]

sooo.. my girlfriend walked in at 2:00

[thedefectality]

It's also disgusting when you tell a guy you're getting your period and he says "so?" that that just makes you look like a fucking pig there by limiting your future chances of getting laid.

[thedefectality]

Hate a guy who's afraid to make a move. i'm a girl and i get scared too but i think both people should be able to meet each other half way and take the dive. a guy who's too scared to make a move just comes off as a gigantic pussy. it's a total turn off at least to me. grow some balls. i get scared but i can make moves when i need to.

[yourmomlovesmemore1]

When guys keep their socks on during sex, makes me want 2 get up and leave.

[yourmomlovesmemore1]

I am a girl, thank u 4 letting the guys of the world know! <3.

[Xocezert]

Yeah fluffee was right. You are funny xD

[hospitaler808]

i really tried not to laugh at this...but i smiled a bit a couple times.

[chikichik12]

thank you..... finally a guy understands alot of us girls like me dont want it in the ass -_- .... usually i ask the guy "would u like a guy to shove a dick up ur ass?" Guy: fuck no im not gay, Me: good... now put me in ur shoes <.<

[will9630]

it wasnt rape, she was playing hard to get

[yoitsallgood]

this is really funny man hahaha

[Brynjulvify]

A. That's very rude.

I fell off my chair.

[IRaPeluks]

@MissGueraLove OMG that's my condition too haha

[Gizzo93]

All men need to understand this about anal .

[candysurge]

You remind me of the stoner guy from Breaking Bad.

[hippi3l0v3r]

I disagree with the shy thing. As a girl I think it's cute when a guy's a bit shy around girls. Although everything else you said 100% true.

[littlemoocowmedow]

im a chick, and since when can we smell fear?

[imRobertD]

Wash your hair, not your car.

[lonewolfadam11]

5:40 HAHAHAHA

[EllieeCas]

HAHA! dudee you are so right. I'm a girl and I can't believe how easy you get us. My advice? Do one for ladies please! HAHAHAAH

[ocamp4]

Next youtube prospect.

[Peptoobismoo]

4:54 - 5:37 you sound like my mom LOL

[MATTman101wow]

Really good advice, if you are JUST looking for sex, and NO commitment, do NOT say I Love You. Not at all. That's a good way to get kicked in the nuts, and have your car keyed the next day when you don't call them.

[ihategiovannyreyes]

I got here from FluffeeTalks

[hippi3l0v3r]

@ihategiovannyreyes Same here! Thanks to FluffeeTalks I'm here!

[heythereitsaviva]

Don't talk during sex*

[heythereitsaviva]

My advice is for guys: DONT TALK DURinp

[lolakat6]

you know you have the same accent as DayTimeJeff!

[staggo3000]

Is that a shredder shirt?

[SandyraTamyra]

I Love You . <3

[bobwatters]

never ask a girl to smell ur finger...even if you just pulled it out of a rose jar or some shit girls would like to sell. there just gonna think its gonna smell like ur asshole.

[sk8erandcomedian]

<3

[whitewaterider]

I know this sounds shallow as hell, but teeth. Bad teeth. I just... I'm sorry. Teeth. If you're teeth are all discolored and rotting and yuck... yeah.............. especially if bad breath accompanies that...... blech...

[CarosFinest]

im 17 too and i my beards longer then youry^^awesome videos,thanks!

[roxxyangelgurl123]

Someone who texts a woman "You look like a good lay" WILL NOT get you laid... unless you're texting a slut...

[mrevilfantasy]

"oh. your audi is so shiny. awww yeah your v8 engine that goes 0 to 60 in 6.7 seconds.. AHH OH YEAH"

lol'd so hard.

[mrevilfantasy]

SHE'LL USE EXTRA TEETH. LOOOOOOOOOL.

I fucking love your sex videos.

no pun intended.

[IconicGamers]

Andy fluffee favorited this! Nice!

-Green111

[CyberBytee]

I find the best way to get laid is to straight up ask, works for me XDhah

[ithree6mafia]

i was waiting and seeing if you were gonna say xnxx, awesome!! we beat off to the same porn, thats a very special bond.

[dirtypedro78]

this guy and fluffee should team up and have like a double conversation about shit like this lol

[imistyify]

if there to sexual is a huge turn off for me (im a girl btw)

[tumblrdestroyedfb]

A guy who constantly talks about how much pussy he gets and how good he is at having sex won't make me want to have sex with him, the only thing he got was his number blocked. Don't brag.